DVDASA Episode 087 – Buyer’s Remorse from Hawaii

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The DVDASA Team talks about their time in Hawaii, older man / younger woman vs. older woman / younger man statutory rape. DVDASA Films. Bobby Trivia’s acting prowess. Asa agrees to let Critter be her backup husband because he makes her laugh. Details of a late night photoshoot and ensuing aftermath with 2 girls from the Republik show. Everything we touch turns to shit. Ching Chong China, tear apart a vagina.

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  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    First!

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Yeeaaa Boyyeee!

  • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

    I love how Asa sounds here.

    • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

      A bit tired and hungover?

      • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

        idk, I love it :)

        • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

          maybe it’s gone slightly gravelly/husky!!!!

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Asa’s such a bad ass bitch. So truthful. Nothing like the average pornster.

    • Maxwell Smart<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      I love her

  • ClitterFleming<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pleasanton, CA, United States</span>

    Looks these pros setting up quality cameras and getting sound without mics blocking a view of Asa’s assets. And Props to whoever did that intro. Shits bangin.

  • Papi Chu<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    haha! It is funny to see how uncomfortable Clitter, $ Mark, and Bobasa are with this topic about the 13 year old. I mean shit! this is super taboo, but I like how candid David and Asa are.

    This is what’s cool about having a porn star and self destructive artist having a conversation. They can be truly honest with themselves since they are “un-blackmailable”. Anybody with a career would never have this conversation, and if they did, they would give a politically correct answer.

    Not gonna lie, I was cringing too at first, but after a minute I understood that they were just speaking hypothetical (obviously), and honestly. They were just asking what would that mean, and why does it mean that. I know this is a dumb subject to try to get all deep about. I’m just saying it’s very refreshing to see two people being real.

    I love you two! (but Asa more because she is ridiculously hot)
    Keep up the good work!

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Still listening, but if this kid is truly on his own; he may be an “emancipated minor” and the whole discussion is moot.

    • hurtbottom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warren, MI, United States</span>

      emancipated or not, the “minor” is the operative word

  • Alessandro Navarro<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boulder Creek, CA, United States</span>

    AZN (all caps)…

    Important note: AZNs enjoy soulful RnB and expressive dancing particularly in their HS years.

    • Vick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surrey, BC, Canada</span>

      LOLOL, i know exactly what you`re talking about. It seems to be a worldwide phenomenon cause i`ve seen my fair share up here in canada.

  • Alessandro Navarro<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boulder Creek, CA, United States</span>

    Calling BS on Bobby. His rating of Downs Syndrome women as 5′s is because he likes them cross eyed. That’s just his standard level.

    • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

      Remember, on Bobby’s scale everyone starts at 5. Positive traits earns additional points in his system. I believe 5 might be the lowest it gets… Bobby scale logic.

    • Jon Estrada Sr.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Camino, CA, United States</span>

      I actually am a lot like Bobby. My wife and I had this conversation years ago and I distinctly remember saying there are very few true 3′s and below in the world. She laughed and said I was full of shit but I stand by that. You have to be really fucked up for me to consider you a really ugly person.

  • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Akron, OH, United States</span>

    Thoughts:
    * I love the intro with the shots of Hawaii with the DVDASA logo ontop! Maybe that can be something different every week when you get back to LA? Really nice touch.

    * I didn’t have a problem with Asa fucking that kid, the only issue is for the next 2-3 years of his life he would be jacking off 4 times a day every single day thinking about it! lol :)

    * 45 minutes in there’s such a beautiful shot of Asa, she looks hot with no makeup or barely any makeup on!

    * AZN’s bit was funny as fuck. Its like Wigger/Asians as well.
    * Great laid back chill, funny show, it tells everyone you have something special starting here!

  • milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berkeley, CA, United States</span>

    Does anyone else think Money Mark would be the dopest father ever?

    • hurtbottom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warren, MI, United States</span>

      i think if i was a child of money mark the moment i would be most proud of is when my dad said that having kids stopped him from peaking

  • DeAmazingVon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    I really loved the setup for this episode. The lights might have annoyed the BOBASA crew, but it was almost perfect for the video. The audio wasn’t even up and down. Props to the guys behind the camera. Can we get a setup like this in the new studio space?

    AZN history time. AZNs were cooler before the Fast and Furious franchise came a long. Which revealed the Import scene to the world. Every hot AZN model ended up in Import Tuner magazine… lol. Most East coast AZNs are Filipino.

  • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    Best films of all time- my 10 pence worth:

    Save the Green Planet (Korean)
    The Big Lebowski (American)
    Pan’s Labyrynth (Spanish)
    City of God (Brazilian)
    Dead Man’s Shoes (British)
    Mulholland Drive (American)

  • http://reddit.com/u/DoubleEdgedSwordfish DoubleEdgedSwordfish<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saskatoon, SK, Canada</span>

    The infamous photo of “The AZN” and “New Wave Bettie Page”
    http://instagr.am/p/iJ_5zlvz1f/

    • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

      both way hot

      • ICMB<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        agreed

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Crazy bitch sounds like they were trying to extort some shit.

    • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      Props for keeping it up, guys.

      You can regret things and learn from your mistakes, but there’s seldom an opportunity to take shit back in life — especially in the digital age. Think everything through and own up to your decisions. You wish you hadn’t done it? Own up to it anyway. Deal with it. Take responsibility for your actions. The only thing more pathetic than a dummy is a remorseful one.

      Also, anyone who gets a hold of someone else’s number they don’t know and feels like they have a right to call or text them, asking for favors, deserves to be outed and flamed by trolls. This AZN is guilty, but particularly her bitch ass boy on a leash trying to clean up after her. A pair of dodos, y’all are.

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Honestly, what was she thinking? They claim to listen to the show, but yet does the number one faux pas of the show, which has been repeated by almost everyone on DVDASA. There is no fucking cutting shit out. Bitches got drunk off that fame and came to back reality when it was all over. If she was going to be regretful, then she shouldn’t let her emotions do her decision making.

        The boyfriend shit added another layer of crazy. Dude was cool with her spending time with Dave and the next day they flipped the switch and started spamming voice mails/phone calls/texts. Good thing they had them do a legal agreement.

        • electricbamboo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Waipahu, HI, United States</span>

          Loved this episode, because as soon as I saw that pic on Instagram, I had to know what lead those girls to that point, especially since I saw them at the show.

          • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

            Dave probably told them he’ll paint them.

          • Imitation Crab<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

            Still working…still exploited…still AZN…

            http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/pics-island-reggae/#10712

            Mahalo : )

          • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

            Exploited? It seems like she bases her career on self-exploitation.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      Both look good. Brunette has the edge.

    • ChicanoHoodPass<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      ugh, nothing to even waste your time over. #next #pass #ex2thanext #hawaiifail #dvdayallday

    • hurtbottom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warren, MI, United States</span>

      honestly, i was expecting a lot hotter. blond girl is JUST as dave described her though. face painted on lol.

  • ICMB<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    I like this setup its much more chilled out and mellow which is pretty dope

  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    8=D -_-

    • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      DVDASA was using the A-Team van?!?!? nice!!

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Nice fox tail butt plug.

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      next level

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Double Dare – love it

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Compare and contrast AZN to Riceboy/Ricer ; go!

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Aren’t they the same?

      • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

        I get the sense AZN is like Riceboy 2.0; something happened after Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift. Almost a coming of age. Similar to Joy Division becoming New Order. #nojudging

        • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

          I dunno, man. I remember AZNs as a teen and they all were into hooking up their Honda Civics way before Fast and Furious. They all had spiked up gel hair and dyed. Only hung out with other AZNs and in AZN specific places where they meet more AZNs and get into fights with other AZNs.

          • DibsOnHerChin<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

            I heard there’s going to be an AZN monk in FAST and the furious 7 and he got ordained for the role real shit

  • Kimdim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    DVDASA Films: We’re making a movie tonight. Meet me at the black-tinted van.
    I’ts not a porno. Oh, by the way, don’t bring guys.

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      this says it all…..

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Solo cool this show is almost like the Real World

  • Ethan B<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    DVDASA Raw!

  • Ethan B<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    DVDASA Raw!!

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      yessss love it!!

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>
    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      nice too funny

  • Asa’s Fem Fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    I was crackin’ up during the “AZN” discussion. So funny yet so true. No judging though. I also love the intimate setup with the giant table. Thank you for not screaming in this episode. Asa, your New York-style breasts looks amazing. I’m not much of a “make-tits” kind of girl, but you are definitely an exception.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>
    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      hehehehehe burn

  • 16<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    please bro

  • beehappy4430<span class="comment-author-location"> from Highland, CA, United States</span>

    I just have to say that I loved the show. Can we please get some Bobby Trivia T-shirts that say “Pedo NO”. I would also love a T-shirt with the “Ching Chong China, tear apart a vagina”. I would proudly sport either of these T-shirts. I also have to say that I agree with the crew, in not taking down the photo. Those girls knew what they were getting into and they gave consent, so keep it up.

  • Papi Chu<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    AZN love

  • Papi Chu<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    My AZN love

    • milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berkeley, CA, United States</span>

      Asa, for the love of sweet baby jesus, please never dye your hair blonde. You are perfect just the way you are <3

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Meow(=•..•=)

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Never heard of AZN’s before, but wow, so glad to hear those types of Asians have a name now.

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    DVDGODZILLAME Gaijin Gaijin!!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    The blonde Asian is a FOB AZN

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I’d love to hear you guys to compare and contrast the different types of white guys in a future episode.

  • ag2gz2<span class="comment-author-location"> from Danbury, CT, United States</span>

    good example of an AZN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaHJCvy03Xk @ 2:40

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    “The limelight burns! Take your licks!” Fucking genius

  • http://reddit.com/u/DoubleEdgedSwordfish DoubleEdgedSwordfish<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saskatoon, SK, Canada</span>

    The trailer for the “The K-Town reality show” that Dave mentioned @0h49m59s can be viewed at http://youtu.be/LqMh0IAJo20. This show has lasted for two seasons and a spin off.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Coincidence? I think not.

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    “please, bro?” BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Sorry, but that’s almost as good as, “Can I get a laptop?”

  • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Only an hour into this confessional episode from Hawaii. It’s awesome.

    Asa shouldn’t fuck a 13 year old. But, In the fantasyland we conjecture in…anything/anyone that Asa fucks is positively benefited because Asa is cool, and she is a 10–which, in that case, I agree with but out of fantasyland, in real life, you will go to the pokey.

    AZNs, in Asia, wear house slippers in public.

  • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    “I like singers” – Dave Choe

    I think it would be funny if Dave interviewed KPOP singers or went on dates with them. It would be impossible to hide the loathing, he would be a Pooner-esque style pervert the whole time. If Dave refuses to do it than let Milonakis do it, he’d be equally entertaining. Bobby Lee would probably get the most numbers and he’d try to hit on them in Korean.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      That idea is so awkward it would be amazing.

  • Cam<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bellingham, WA, United States</span>

    “ching chong china, ripping a vagina” carve that shit on my tombstone

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    It’s a Tascam.

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    @critterflemming I was laughing so hard when you pushed their heads, I was tearing/crying #nojudging #goodtimesgoodtimes

  • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    he’s awesome in episode 21

  • YouBrushYourTeethWhileSheShits<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom</span>
  • SlipperyPete<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    1. Asa’s boobs look great in this video. If we go back to posting these videos on Vimeo, she could accidentally slip a nipple (really it takes so little to make us guys happy).
    2. I love when Dave regresses to an 8 year old and uses the term “dumb dumb”
    3. Mostly i love the energy of everyone (except Critter who is always a wild card). It really makes the podcast great when everyone is having fun.

  • hurtbottom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warren, MI, United States</span>

    thats kind of a selfish way to look at it, dont you think? Asa was selfless and just talking about giving the kid an experience. As a 13 year old, nothing would be better. allegedly

  • hurtbottom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warren, MI, United States</span>

    yeah, so you agree with dave then? douchebags right?

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Anyone else get super jealous when Asa said she wanted to fuck that 13 yr old boy?

  • Mud Davis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Macon, GA, United States</span>

    Mhm.

  • Mud Davis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Macon, GA, United States</span>

    Mhm

  • andy<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Honestly Dave, One of the better episodes. The sound seemed really good for some reason.

    Whoever was in charge of cameras and angles did a great job

    It seemed more “together” the OG’s just shooting the shit, no guest, just real talk from the real DVDASA crew.

    Reminds me of the early episodes (eps 1-10) and I loved it.

    DVDASA ALL DAY EVERYDAY

  • Quixano<span class="comment-author-location"> from Redwood City, CA, United States</span>

    Asa looks so fucking cute in that little white tank top, all tired with no makeup.