DVDASA Episode 084 – Ask Asa, Pooner / Heather Phone Sex

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Ask Asa. Porn parody film brainstorming. Do you masturbate to the person you are in a relationship with? It takes a real man to touch another man’s dick and keep his dick hard. Mandingo. Is your favorite dildo molded form your ex-boyfriend’s penis? Asa Akira weight loss tips. Herbalife. Pooner and Heather Leather have an extended phone sex session while Pooner eats potato chips. Critter glues his thumb.

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  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      you glorious son of a bitch

    • inlets<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tuckerton, NJ, United States</span>

      Amazing..

    • ClitterFleming<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pleasanton, CA, United States</span>

      Yeahh, Boi!!!

      • Guest<span class="comment-author-location"> from Belgium</span>

        fuck you clitter

        • Guest<span class="comment-author-location"> from Belgium</span>

          Valentine > Clitter

          • Jan Fasola<span class="comment-author-location"> from Odense, South Denmark, Denmark</span>

            Val = sin(Critter)

    • Guest<span class="comment-author-location"> from Belgium</span>

      you sir are a real life superhero

    • Justin Bible<span class="comment-author-location"> from Belgium</span>

      you sir are a real life superhero

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Haha, amazing shit! Bobby Brownstar was the best.

    • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

      fuck, it’s so good, wanted to cry while watching this

    • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      Awesome! (thank’s for doing the request, by the way). By far my favorite theme song. It reminds me of ending of thumbs up and the happy times between Harry and David lighting fireworks and dancing. #totallynotgay #sharingiscaring

    • phaychay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

      Awesome, thanks for making my day….
      Keeping doing what you do, and reaching new heights.

    • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palatine, IL, United States</span>

      dvdasa the place to get your dark dick fix.

    • Guy Fernandez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saddle River, NJ, United States</span>

      this made me smile, not “lol” or “lmfao” im talking about a real life smile……… idk if that means anything to “dark dick” or “dvdasa” but it should, this made me happy for no reason other than the content that it is an i hope it keeps coming, merry fucking christmas

    • harumph<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

      “This video is currently unavailable”!?

      Looks like it was taken down, and I missed it.

    • speechless<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

      WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You need to reveal yourself and be a guest on an episode, SOON!!!

    • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      This must be Brad Neely. His art and videos are insanely good. creesedcomics.com
      Remember when they had viewers call in (episode 34)? The first caller was Baby Cakes (one of Brad Neely’s hilarious characters) and all of the Dark Dicks art looks/feels like it’s by Brad Neely too.

      Fuck…I hope I didn’t unmask Batman.

    • Roger Anthony Essig<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sydney, New South Wales, Australia</span>

      respect!

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Poon,Lee,Val,Critter,Asa,andDave<333

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    On my Tree Marry Christmas DVDASA<3333

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Marry Christmas Cartoon

  • dvdasafan#1<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mooresville, NC, United States</span>

    Yes! another episode with Bobby Lee! thanks for the early upload!

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Awwwwww Cheers to Love from DVDASA

  • Justin Bible<span class="comment-author-location"> from Belgium</span>

    heatherleather SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • Maxwell Smart<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Get her off the fucking show.

      • Maxwell Smart<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        For real. She is lowering the quality of the show.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      So glad to see this

    • bobby_lee_shutthefuckup<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

      at first I couldn’t believe she was divorced. now- I understand why….

      cute, horny, but annoyyyyyyying!

  • charlie chan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lancaster, OH, United States</span>

    The next time Money Mark is around, somebody should ask if he knows the
    true identity of Clutchy Hopkins. So that he can use his pass to cover up the shocking truth

    • Maxwell Smart<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Pretty sure Clutchy Hopkins isn’t just one guy.

  • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canton, OH, United States</span>

    Thoughts:
    * First does anyone else have a problem logging into this section to make comments? Everyweek it takes me like 15 times of refreshing, logging off the internet, etc Just so the disqus pops up?
    * Wow Heather was drunk as fuck! She’s a motor mouth when she gets high & drunk. At one point Asa & David looked at each other when Heather was talking about the cum leaking out a day later. David had that look like when Erik was over talking, lol
    * I think these or I hope these questions were before I wrote a bunch to Asa, because these questions were horrible! I had some wild sex ones, porn ones, funny ones. I would never ask how to lose 15 pounds??
    * Best Porn Parody – hmmm … Breakfast Club, Freaky Friday & Game of Death!
    * Thanks so much DVDASA for putting up a show early it was a fun time hearing 2 shows so close together! Please add another day for 2014! 3 days a week :)

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      I can login to disqus on first attempt. Might be a problem with your browser. I use Firefox/Tor

      • TraV-The-Swede<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

        Snake Oil, you weren’t using Tor when you posted the above comment.. If you were you need to configure it!

        • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

          Smart man! I switch up browsers from time to time. I do run into some problems with discus comments using Tor though. It reads it as an unstable connection.

      • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canton, OH, United States</span>

        Thanks!

    • TraV-The-Swede<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      Kato , just enable cookies and or data through your browser! Your problem should be fixed

      • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canton, OH, United States</span>

        Yeah that was the problem… Thanks for the help! :)

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Props goes out to Pooner with his I Spit On Your Grave reference.

  • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

    should be KILL BILL… but it should be called FUCK BILL. she wakes up from a sexual comma, cause she got gang banged on her wedding, and then she has a list of 4 people to fuck to death until she reaches the end, BILL, played by POONER.

    • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

      FUCK BILL

      • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

        BOBBY NAMBA as O-Ren Ishii

        CRITTER as Michael Madsen’s Character

        HEATHER LEATHER as the girl with the red cross eyepatch

        BOBBY LEE as the chinese guy that trains her

        DAVE CHOE as the guy that owns the pussy wagon, and also the school girl with the chained metal ball

        MONEY MARK as the band that was playing in Lucy liu’s hide out

        ASA AKIRA as THE BRIDE

        and

        BILL POON as BILL

        it ends with asa doing the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique aka she fists him and then open the palms after which will make him die after 10 steps.

        sounds like the most epic adventure ever

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    “don’t worry, our fans will find out” – That, my friends, was a call to arms.

  • phaychay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>
    • TraV-The-Swede<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      funny AF ,

  • phaychay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

    The seating arrangement in the last 2 eps, has worked better. The people involved in conversations was wider, and B.Lee had a better seat to interact with Pooner & Val.

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Ramble off Heather

  • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palatine, IL, United States</span>

    since bobby lee has gotten on this podcast. hes been neglecting his youtube page. more talking plz

  • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palatine, IL, United States</span>

    i like the new layout. it’s more democratic. which is awesome. his name was robert paulson.

  • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palatine, IL, United States</span>

    sexual repertoire. lol

  • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palatine, IL, United States</span>

    this is one of my favorite episodes. long live dvdasa

  • nrwcastle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Escondido, CA, United States</span>

    ++

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      Can’t stop looking

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Mine’s no where as cool as Dark Dick’s, but I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that makes DVDASA happen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHFnbRKApw

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      hey this is really good like you style do more..

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Now that I’ve watched the video….no more 40′s for Heather Leather. She’s a bit sloppy.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      Did she only drink the one? because she was buzzzzzing

      • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

        hard to tell, they recorded several episodes in one sitting. And it appears that she’s had stubbies and that 40 in front of her. There must be a reason why she was so verbose, and uncharacteristically interrupted people during this episode. During the phone sex segment, she was uninhibited but also reluctant to go for it; such that I believe she was losing her buzz. #justspeculating #nojudging (critter can drink all he wants though)

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        She got wrekt.

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Heather did you study at MIT? Your bass skills are very good.You got that Bootsy funk and the brothers Johnson,Like your work very strong and I think your cool kept it up,Much Love

    • Vick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surrey, BC, Canada</span>

      You actually like heather?? She’s a black hole.

      • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

        She is cool plus she is a great bass player let the girl have fun that’s what makes this show what it is…if you get to know her you would know:-) injoy your day

        • Vick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surrey, BC, Canada</span>

          I appreciate your positive energy. However, being good at bass and marginally attractive doesn’t excuse you being sloppy drunk, loud, and distracting from the flow of the show with constant interruptions (David was getting annoyed by the look on his face), I counted the amount of time Heather would keep her mouth shut, the most I got was 6 seconds before she would interject with some inane bullshit. This was by FAR the least enjoyable show (even unbearable at times) all thanks to Heather! Single handedly sabotaged the show (unintentionally I presume) David needs to do something about her. PS.DVDASA is an integral part of enjoying my day, and when a show sucks, it affects my enjoyment of my day to some degree.

          • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

            thats what makes this show everybody has their way on the show..its not 1 2 3 its DVDASA and no Heather does not have to shut up you cant count that come on relax dude..everyone is cool to me..that means Heather to injoy your day:-)

    • ChicanoHoodPass<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      she studied at CalArts I believe…

  • mcsouthie<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sunnyvale, CA, United States</span>

    Pooner is a creepy Charles (Chit Chat) Ng serial killer type. I’m sure that several of his Asian ho customers have turned up missing. His apartment is wall papered with giant photos of Asa (his next victim).

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    More Pooner, less Heather Hot Dog please.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    You guys should give Bill a movie review segment each week.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    A good movie this year, and a good one for a parody would be Prisoners.

  • Dert Floyd<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>
  • Cam<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kent, WA, United States</span>

    that phone sex bit was awkward as fuck

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    I can’t make any art, but I can post Bill Poon-esque shit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DWlfdPyBhs

    and the “better” of the 2 (?):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OSxdYAjnLw

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Sick moves, brah.

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    Merry Christmas #dvdasa #godisgreat #godblessmandingo #godblessedmandingo #happynewyearsdvday

    • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      DVDASA fans are the best! BWAHAHA (black cock – even better!)

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      OMG HAHAHAHAHA!!! I cant…..

  • harumph<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    At one point Heather stopped droning on and on and then I realized that it was because she had left the room. Then she came back. Please don’t give her any more booze. This was as difficult to listen to as the fan favorite clusterfuck.

  • VectorCyan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    Get Steven Lee on the show again!

  • datprettymof0<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lech, Vorarlberg, Austria</span>

    GUYS PLEASE CALL BOBBY LEE BLACKSACK, it was his nickname at Madtv (for obvious reasons) and I would just love to see his reaction hearing that after all the years. Also if you could manage to get Russell Brand on the show I can guarantee that he will be one of the greatest and most memorable guests, he will respect all of you and share really profound shit. I hate being negative but I feel Heather is an unnecessary distraction and a waste of space, hope she’s not on the next one. Congrats again B Triv on your engagement. Dave, check out Russell Brand on Howard Stern if you haven’t already.

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    Dave I know, but I won’t say out of respect and I don’t want Critter to get fired.

    • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      You see? Earlier post: “‘don’t worry, our fans will find out’ – That, my friends, was a call to arms.”

  • charlie chan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lancaster, OH, United States</span>

    Bill Poon used to be funny as fuck in Giant Robot magazine. The bear suit and the fake IDs being two memorable moments

  • Jay Unidos<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    The best thing about the latest episode of DVDASA is The Dark Dick video here in the comments. No offense to Heather and forties.

  • Maxwell Smart<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    amen

  • DM<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    to be totally honest, BLee isn’t ACTUALLY mad. I see it more as a like playful anger, kind of like he’s playing a role in the conversation.

  • Elcompadre<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    Nothing against Heather. She seems like a super genuine, good, and honest person… but I had to fast forward her bits cause I was snoozing by the time she opened her mouth. Her stories aren’t interesting enough. She is… too normal.

  • Paul Jordan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Eugene, OR, United States</span>

    Get rid of Heather! She’s unwilling to be open and honest. I remember one of the first episodes she was bull shitting saying she has sex for an hour, please who has sex for an entire hour? what an exaggerator. since then I knew she wasn’t gonna be honest about anything

  • Jan Fasola<span class="comment-author-location"> from Odense, South Denmark, Denmark</span>

    fag