DVDASA Episode 081 – Asians are Future People

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A text message from Bobby Lee. The cast reviews Erik Griffin as a guest. Bobby Lee got HRS Hidden Retard Strength from sucking on a Downs Syndrome penis as a youth. The Prime Directive. Let’s have an open conversation. The very warm Choe Family Thanksgiving. Bobby Lee reveals his serial killer rituals involving Elmer’s Glue. This revelation will likely ruin his career. Laughing at a funeral. What is the difference between having OCD and being a serial killer. Heather Leather shares her veins. Airing out some passive aggressiveness. How the show has changed Bobby Lee’s life. Asians are future people. Everyone’s follower stats from twitter are reviewed by David. Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Social kissing. Fast food at the airport. Flight etiquette. Drunk white guys.

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  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Dark Dick? I’m fuckin outa here!

  • June<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    i seriously look forward to this show every week…good looking dave…appreciate your consistency

    • Not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

      sad thing is i do too. Also no one i know is listening to the show so i can’t talk to anyone else about the fuckin show…arghhhh

      • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tempe, AZ, United States</span>

        This forum is also like a support group because I also have this problem:
        I listen to this show, but have no one to share it with…

        Except all the Bobbyx2 haters and Dick-riding-Dave fans :)

  • Aidan- UK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hastings, East Sussex, United Kingdom</span>

    Hey. What happened to the cuckhold series? Did the idea get dropped with Yoshi? Was seriously looking forward to seeing that Brangelina idea in particular- internment camps, pidgets n all that too. Cmon Asa!!!!!

  • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cuyahoga Falls, OH, United States</span>

    Thoughts:
    * I love the beginning when you pulled the curtain back & told us what really everyone was posting which you guys wouldn’t haven’t known that the show sucked with Erik & the Cousins. Howard Stern made this famous to have everyone give their honest opinions & problems… Its great to hear this on the air. Honesty is powerful.
    * Bobby was great when he’s mellow, honest & less doing bits. Very funny both ways but this range shows he can be a serious part of the show! This was Bobby’s most interesting appearance.
    * Bobby’s Glue Story reminds me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre with Leatherface instead of skin Bobby uses glue.
    * Erik was great, but it didn’t end it got to serious like he was talking to a shrink. He cried about hot chicks judging him but he judged hot chicks? I think it would have been better without the cousins. They were horrible.
    * Im surprised hot chicks fuck Erik even now with that horrible 70′s mustache. Outside of Tom Selleck who has a mustache like that anymore? But really I wonder what he thinks is hot. Maybe they are just average pigs most guys fuck on the side.
    * Whoever is in charge of the microphones, when the cousins are back on, please turn their mics down 80%. On top of saying nothing interesting, their voices are deeper so its like lets blast all our ear drums with stupid thoughts & stupid sexual bullshit over & over again.
    * Asa is so honest, sweet & cool. I can see how guys say they cant watch her porns. I haven’t been able to anymore, its kinda like watching your sister have sex.

    * The beauty of conversation. The show is no effort, just a nice interesting & very funny episode! I wish you started having DVDASA 3 days a week! Please add another day in 2014!

    • Jon Estrada Sr.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sacramento, CA, United States</span>

      Dude , last week I wanted to give Asa a warm hug and then an hour later I whacked it to her in a scene where she pee’d in a garage. She’s awesome and a sweet person but watch her porn. Pay for it. She deserves it for her hard work!

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Whoa! I’ve got to find that scene! I didn’t know Asa did any pee scenes. BTW, I want to fuck Asa even more now, since she has been on the show.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Pooner Approved

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>
      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Deleting comments doesn’t do anything apparently. There were a few layers I forgot to turn off in the gif above. Here’s the fixed gif: http://giant.gfycat.com/GranularRigidDowitcher.gif

        • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

          Mac Dreidel, pls don’t down vote me.

          • Niccoz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sarpsborg, Østfold, Norway</span>

            Ill upvote that shit, good job! Hilarious

      • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

        OMG!!! I cant…

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    LOL

  • 16<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Man… Bobby Lee is not that funny… limit him

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Critter Shades….

    • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tempe, AZ, United States</span>

      I noticed that too. When Critter uses the chain links as glasses.
      Kind of disgusting and reminded me of Strong Guy from the X-Factor.

      • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

        yup hehehe

  • Kato127<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cuyahoga Falls, OH, United States</span>

    Suggestion – You should start filming these team building events! It would be interesting to see this stuff.

  • 16<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    critter is killin it with the jokes lmao

    • 16<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      hahahahaha

      • Niccoz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sarpsborg, Østfold, Norway</span>

        Sooner or later you have to SHARE critter, everyone loves you already. Imagine if you shared your stories with DVDASA and us, do it you animal! <3

  • Not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Dark Dick?

    Eric Griffin should return as a guest without all the other guest except the normal crew.

    When is Lisa Ling is returning as a guest? I hope next time Asa won’t puss out.

  • Glitchy Areolas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

    I was waiting for this topic to arise:3 Ive wondered about the glue since i watched the Bobby Lee talking video with Steve Howey.
    Thanks Bobby + DVDASA (✿◠‿◠)

    P.s. idk if this may seem rude, (this is not to mock anyone) but how about glue on boobies?:o

  • Bango<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lewiston, ME, United States</span>

    I want to arm wrestle critter, doodle contest dave, jam against $$mark, trade bobby a trivia question, turkish oil wrestle blee, bass battle heather leather scott pilgrim style, play slaps with val and see how far a i can stick a banana down my throat against asa

  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    8=D O

  • Kimdim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    Asa loves donuts

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      yum

  • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

    my girlfriend with the ASA poster

    • Dert Floyd<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

      nice “pussy gap”

      • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

        fuck yeah

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Is that the same girl in your last picture? And my God, she is hot.

      • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

        yeah, i thought the other one wasn’t posted cause i don’t know how to use this disqus thing

  • paco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

    ASA- Asian Sex Always

  • Dert Floyd<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>
  • Peepee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockton, CA, United States</span>

    Dave-I am going to be Bobbys best man in the wedding, sorry to tell you like this

  • thelovepolice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    every episode is turning into my favorite episode …yo bobbylee , thanks for sharing. sharing is caring:)

    my weird ocd thing: i can’t have qtips or toothbrushes, or contact lens stuff inside of the bathroom, because i’m afraid of other people’s shit vapors. even though i have my own bathroom -i just can’t take the risk of someone shitting in my bathroom and the particles falling down onto my personal property.

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      bhahahahaha killing it

  • noballls<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    Critter and bobby trivia really have no balls.

    When Bobby lee is not in the studio, they whine like a couple fags about how he doesn’t reply to their questions.

    David directly asks everyone in the room this episode if they have any problem with bobby lee, and they don’t say anything.

    Really disappointing.

  • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Why does Dave hate Star “Track” so much?

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Lorde is dating an f-person.

    http://www.scpr.org/blogs/multiamerican/2013/12/14/15385/asian-guys-lorde-boyfriend-fung-brothers-bros/

    E-cunts shan’t thwart evolution, B. Lee. Don’t sweat the hate and keep banging that Grade A poon.

    Great show, as always.

  • Al<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ukraine</span>

    “Normal” people would not watch DVDASA and would punish their children for watching it, because the main pillars of this show are compassion, wierdness, and mutual respect, all of which are not encouraged in “normal” world.
    There is something subliminally repulsive about Bobby Lee`s behaviour. It`s hard to explain, but I`ll give it a shot.
    I try not to judge a man I`ve never met in person, but having seen almost every episode of DVDASA I feel like I`ve known everyone forever.
    You guys are like cool relatives of mine (which I`ve never had) – who let me sit quietly at the end of the table, while you share the mindblowing stories and send the messages towards the younger and the inexperienced. It make me feel like a kid – I sit in awe, absorb, digest and think.
    Now in comes Bobby Lee.
    Treats B. Trivia and Critter like waiters. Says “Fuck You” to Asa. Tries to boss Dave – and when it fails (obviously) slithers in front of him. Shows no respect to anyone except Dave – because he knows that Dave`s the captain and Dave says he likes him. Asa is wisely silent, she shows nothing and smiles at him, but all the guys are getting more and more tired and pissed off – it is visible, how the mood changes, when B. Lee leaves. That guy forgot that the show`s name is “DVDASA” – not
    “Bobby Lee and some other people”.
    Call it hating, call it whatever – I think that that guy thinks too much of himself. And it`s not like money or fame or getting lots of pussy spoiled him – I reckon it`s about treating people with respect and being a good person. You either have it in your system – or you don`t.
    So what do we have: showing off, trying to rise oneself by putting everyone else down, disrespecting people, who aren`t as rich and famous, slithering in front of those who are.
    Reminds you of someone? Jungle Book, anyone?
    Dave, I`m sure you know what you`re doing – you always do – but I don`t know where all of this is going.

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    The only time in my life I rode first class was when I was coming home from a 6 Deployment. “Seats taken, Bobby Lee”

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    He’s a sneaky, slippery Fuck

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      yup

    • milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dallas, TX, United States</span>

      Trickery.

  • Papi Chu<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    Brilliant facking show! I LOL the whole time.
    Loving the honesty.

    Asa is becoming one of my favorites too. She is pretty fucking funny, and cute when she is candid.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    I believe Asa referred to her garbage disposal as a food incinerator. I enjoyed the demonstration of her putting her hand in the form of a claw and spinning it back and forth to simulate the food being ground up.

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      love that Asa too Cool

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

  • ponytailjones<span class="comment-author-location"> from Walnut Creek, CA, United States</span>

    I would love to hear David, Money Mark, and Heather Leather jam for more than a few seconds.

  • RK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Calgary, AB, Canada</span>

    Bobby Lee makes this show 1000 times more stressful. Are you sure he’s not still smoking meth? I don’t like him or Erik Griffin.

    Anyway, I hope you print some new Vegan Cult Leader T-shirts!!

  • jeff<span class="comment-author-location"> from East Elmhurst, NY, United States</span>

    Hey dvdasa gang, I love this podcast, I’m at a very low point in my life where I’m always depressed but I listen to you guys, you guys always cheer me up, its like I’m hanging out woth you guys, also keep up the art davI’d, I’m an aspiring artist too! I wish you had meetups for your fans in nyc

  • 1134beast<span class="comment-author-location"> from Costa Mesa, CA, United States</span>

    lil stevey needs to be on the show all the time.
    effortlessly hilarious. not sure if he would be
    funny with out bobby around though?

    • Bagholder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      40 Dollar bidder

    • excaliburbemystrength<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

      steven is hillarious. I died when he said he was up all night playing fifa 14 career mode and I dont even like soccer

  • j406<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>
  • Niccoz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sarpsborg, Østfold, Norway</span>

    BOBBY LEE?? (Don’t take it personal bro, we love you!!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9X9VvYQXU

    • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tempe, AZ, United States</span>

    I love this story.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Wow, really appreciate the honesty from Bobby Lee about his feelings of Military men and women being allowed on the airplane first. Not too many people would be willing to admit something like that.

  • Not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Since the videos are posted on youtube, to increase viewership you guys try to have timothy delaghetto as a guest, if he will come on.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      That’s a terrible idea.

  • mcollycogan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    “Let me tell you something/Can I say something? [whatever Bobby Lee is trying to say] Okay dude/dawg?” – every time Bobby Lee talks

  • Cam<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kent, WA, United States</span>

    I like how bobby lee bitches about military getting special treatment after they fucking saved him from guys with machetes and walked him back to america

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    cool

  • dead skin boy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dublin, County Dublin, Ireland</span>

    so good

  • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    Some of the best camerawork to date, this show is giving feelings about its future that are really solid. Extremely solid. You are the future people. Loved the flash to the back of alex’s head too, Still hoping to hear more $Mark