DVDASA Episode 070 – Slink Johnson, Cousin Endo, The Armenian Virgin

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Slink Johnson will come to your house, take off his shoes, smoke your weed, fuck your baby momma, and run up her credit. The Armenian Virgin, Sarah comes to the studio. She has never farted in her life. Dave offers up the cast to her. Slink’s cousin Endo shows everyone his cock on his Samsung Galaxy Tablet with a cracked screen. The cousins have verbal sex with Sarah.

This 3hr extra long episode brought to you by Endo’s cock.

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  • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

    Perfect timing!! great early post!!

  • speechless<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    in the first 8 minutes, dave says the n word 3 times…. That’s 3 times too many and disrespectful to the guest

    • JBM101<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dunellen, NJ, United States</span>

      lol! def caught slink of gaurd the first time he said it.. dave could of at least dropped the ‘er’ & replaced it with the ‘ga’

  • Dert Floyd<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    ah yeah! live nigga shit! so far on the podcast the number of black guest is 2 and a half.

  • lovepolice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    ahhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeit….:)

  • Changnesia<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    DVDASA get’s a lil trill up in the this bitch! Sarah fyne too!!! Slink n Endo are cool as fuck! Another great one guys!

  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    8==============D

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      wow

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      wow

    • Palex24 .<span class="comment-author-location"> from Laval, QC, Canada</span>

      haha you rule bro keep up with your drawings.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Just realized the dicks spell cousin. Amazing.

    • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

      God Bless You

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    ENHANCE!

    • Changnesia<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

      That’s a young healthy looking nipple n boob!

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Definitely some succulent looking mams.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Just print the damn thing!

  • Changnesia<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    For an expert guest ya’ll should have Sex Nerd Sandra on. You know cause DVDASA is sometimes #1 Health Podcast…

  • Changnesia<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    For an expert guest ya’ll should have Sex Nerd Sandra on. You know cause DVDASA is sometimes #1 Health Podcast…

  • phaychay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

    wonder what Slink was saying in Sarah’s ear when he was givin the 418 to her…

  • phaychay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

    wonder what Slink was saying in Sarah’s ear when he was givin the 418 to her…

  • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Contact Critter for a full refund.

    DVDASA
    PO Box 74808
    Los Angeles, CA 90004

  • Rowdy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Val represents very good to all Mexicans, nice to see him more participative in the show.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Its funny that Slink mentioned that black people can embrace anybody, just as long as they act themselves. Just ask Richie Incognito and his Dolphins teammates
    http://nfl.si.com/2013/11/06/richie-incognito-honorary-black-man-miami-dolphins-jonathan-martin/?sct=obnetwork

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    If Dave was uncomfortable around black folks he would not have called Slink a nigga. I don’t think Dave meant any harm by using that word. Dave made sure not to be offensive when he was asking why black guys fuck with their shoes on

    • eyeslikechingchong<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duluth, GA, United States</span>

      He didn’t say nigga, he said nigger.

      • LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

        that makes it even funnier!!!

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I love Asa’s voice!

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    There’s nothing wrong with the way Asa speaks. If anyone has a speech impediment, it’s Bobby.
    Bobby does have a beautiful singing voice though

  • JBM101<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dunellen, NJ, United States</span>

    the fuck are you talkin bout ? if anything asa used to have the most annoying & obnoxious laugh, be she seemed to have caught on & doesn’t do it any more

  • alexander<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cerritos, CA, United States</span>

    Im with Money Mark…somthings up with this girl.. i feel like shes using you guys. Anyways Endoe and Slick are funny as fuck. “Taste like strawberries” LOL

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Yeah these “virgins” are full of shit. They’re groupies. I mean virgins are usually virgins because they are socially awkward, painfully shy or horribly disfigured. She’s honestly talking about being good at sucking dick and flipping her titty out on the internet while expecting us to believe that it’s never gone further in the five times she’s given head? At her age she could get fucked any weekend at some friend’s house party.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    I can agree with that. I love Critter and Bobby but it seems like the podcast is maturing (in a weird immature way) and they aren’t growing with it.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Did Endo steal Slink’s thunder, or was Slink just really high?

  • Everyonelovesgoodporn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central Islip, NY, United States</span>

    This episode was podcast gold, fucking hysterical.

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    DVDASA Mod, are y’all not fucking with Vimeo anymore? I prefer Vimeo over YouTube

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
      • ValentinsUnclesNephew<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        what exactly are the hours/schedule required for this??

  • Awesome Bill from Dawsonville<span class="comment-author-location"> from Midland, MI, United States</span>

    Girls that suck dick that well are one in a million. I’d say if you find one hold on to her, but I’ve always heard never trust the girl that gave you the best head ever. I’ve had one girl in my life that would qualify as a legitimate expert. It was the only time I’ve ever been blown to completion. It happened on the hallway floor of an apartment building at 5AM and I was slightly drunk, just to up the ante a bit.

    The whole thing was done in less than 5 minutes. I was speechless. I think the big difference between her and all the other girls that have blown me was her level of enjoyment. She wanted nothing in return, she just loved sucking dick. Some girls spit, some are obligatory swallowers, either of those girls want to get it finished and get their pussies eaten afterwards or get fucked. It’s a prelude, a warm up, but not the main event. This girl was the main event. Six years later I’m still coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never get blown like that again.

  • FOOFOOWAMWAM<span class="comment-author-location"> from Irvine, CA, United States</span>

    ex-fuckin-zactly.

  • eyeslikechingchong<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duluth, GA, United States</span>

    Another person with low social intelligence. If Dave were really comfortable, then he would just relax and not say nigger.

    • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from Austin, TX, United States</span>

      If you are racially sensitive then DVDASA might not be the podcast for you. There are plenty of podcasts that are politically correct that you could listen to

    • Awesome Bill from Dawsonville<span class="comment-author-location"> from Midland, MI, United States</span>

      It’s hilarious that you go around questioning other people’s social intelligence when you’re practically an Aspie.

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Saying ‘pause’ and ‘no homo’ is really gay

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Great show love you Asa,Dave,Val,Critter,Bobby Money Mark..Endo and Slink should be on again oh and the Armenian sweetheart this show was so cool,so happy for DVDASA<33333

    • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      This might be the funniest episode :-)

  • alexander<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cerritos, CA, United States</span>

    she could be a virgin..no way anyone can prove xcept her the first dude who fucks her. but her over all approach to get on the show…slightly genius. DTA..dont trust anyone

  • Awesome Bill from Dawsonville<span class="comment-author-location"> from Midland, MI, United States</span>

    My critter shirt just arrived, holy shit quality work. It makes all the rest of my t-shirts look like they are made of human feces.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    The other chick was talking about auctioning it off. Thiiiirsty.

  • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

    It could be an accent guys. She doesn’t just speak english..

    • ValentinsUnclesNephew<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      NY accent

  • dvdasa anonymous<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

    White is Tight…vagina and asshole

  • LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

    go piss in your mothers cunt faggot Asa talks just fine spick. Open your veins

  • Recream for a Pie<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    yea slink play some silk and KC for her wtf

  • Richard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Charlottesville, VA, United States</span>

    David, the shows the shit your art is amazing and you along with several close individuals in my life has inspired me to new heights career wise and I am doing everything possible to make sure things head in the right direction.
    Asa, the other episode when you were speaking Japanese was amazing; your voice was super sexy that combined with some of the things you do (e.g. no butthole hair, no farting or shitting well at least keeping the sexiness there for Tony; he is an amazingly lucky and skilled man because he did have the skill to get with you and marry you and the luck comes into you all being in the same place for him to be able to take advantage of that situation!!!) is fucking amazing, like I said above I’m working my ass off at work to hopefully get to a Chief Executive position one day so maybe I can marry a twin of your image you are fine as shit.
    Bobby Trivia, Keep on kicking ass; your trivia is on point your album should be solid as well and although I haven’t caught the dance moves on an episode I’ve been able to watch streaming I am certain you break it down proper.
    Money Mark, the beats are sick; I’m amazed at your ability to pick up different instruments and make beautiful music your skills are definitely sick
    Val (aka Yacuzzi Boy) I see your English game picking up and you definitely bring an awesome perspective to the show.
    Critter, I fuck with you player; even though you keep the tales on lock down so it doesn’t fuck your shit up I know you get it in on the regular and I see you keeping Dave in check and keeping him healthy and protected.
    Heather Leather, yeah she’s not a regular; but she’s fine so had to include her in….
    Maury Showbizowitz, Straight as Hell too!! Keep doing the damn thing.
    Behinds the scenes guys, keep the production level at the high quality that you do; show sounds good and keeps me looking forward to Tuesdays and Thursdays like a mutha fucka!!!
    I brought some merch, can’t wait for it to show up; especially the Asa posters, she is super fuckin’ fine and I’m like Dave no girlfriend to bitch or judge…… Loving the newly single life best thing that happened to me and coincidentally out of heart break came amazing career opps!!
    Take it lite everyone!

  • ValentinsUnclesNephew<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    David Choe is like the Korean Ai Wei Wei. Fucks given: Zero.

  • Zanathon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 70 of DVDASA taught me that it is definitely possible to be orally raped over the internet.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Anytime I play GTA V now and hear Slink’s voice I can’t help but think of DVDASA

  • Brett<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dayton, MN, United States</span>

    Slink and Endo are hilarious. I think they should be permanent members of DVDASA! I couldn’t stop laughing when slink started whispering in the virginity fantasy.

  • Michael Ma<span class="comment-author-location"> from Korea, Republic of</span>

    listening to all the podcasts the second round…the intro is badass!! Bobby totally steals the build-up, but then again it may have been the perfect climax. What else could it have been?