DVDASA Episode 067 – Return of Hikaru Power Check

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Hikaru returns to talk about secret Japanese hostess clubs and engaging in bondage with your hetero male colleagues.

Episode 66 “The Lost Stoner Episode” will be uploaded to our YouTube channel soon.

You can also subscribe / play this episode via iTunes: itunes.dvdasa.com

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Good job Shane!

    • harumph<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rohnert Park, CA, United States</span>

      Spoiler alert. Shane’s gone.

      • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

        That sucks. He quit his last job also…

        • lovepolice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

          i don’t think mention shane once in this episode. either way, i don’t really care either way if he stays or goes. however i do think that heather hotdog is refreshing viewpoint to have on the podcast.

          yo dvdasa crew, val doesn’t talk unless someone specifically asks him something. you should have him share more stories ;p

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I LOVE Hikaru! Fuck Yeah… The dopest Japanese dude ever

  • justanotherkorean<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Way to be Shane. I love you guys. Food for thought: invite a random person on the show. Not just some mother fucker from L.A. How bout #justanotherkorean from Colorado. I will bring Saelee the dank from the mountain’s #milehigh#yabish#dvdasa

  • Guest<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Smith, AR, United States</span>

    Episode 67? What happened to episode 66? Way to go Shane, you dumbass.

    • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

      OMG Shane. I’m going to expect another talk from Dave in the next episode or a replacement announcement.

      • harumph<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rohnert Park, CA, United States</span>

        Shane’s already gone. Check his instagram.

        • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

          What’s his instagram?

          • Rowdy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bakersfield, CA, United States</span>

            @sameshane

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Take all the dicks out of your vagina and ass, and read the episode description.

      - Steven, Head of Customer Service

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    Damn Shane. What happened? You had the dream job. Was rooting for you bro.

  • Matt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Monticello, FL, United States</span>

    Just caught up with the podcast (watched over 50 of them in a few weeks). I promise I’m not insane, just have a slightly addictive personality and love the dynamic of the show. Thank you for making my life slightly brighter by being as dark as I am.

  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
    • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

      Hahaha Kitana!!

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      you are the fucking champion

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    Fat reduction, really??? WTF is wrong with you Asa???

  • mp0710<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ypsilanti, MI, United States</span>

    Woooo the “would you rather” was from the “your moms house” podcast Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky

  • Recream for a Pie<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Dave do you play the “gay test” with Critter? If so, how long are his hands on your junk before you get hard/ don’t get hard?

  • Asa’s Fem Fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Asa, please speak in Japanese more often! :D

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    HaHaHa!! Hikaru taking his bitch ladies to Subway…. Japanese frankfurter

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    he’s gone at about 30:00 and 5 minutes later Asa shows up.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    I wish Bobby would have said which Canadian fan…

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    The lack of Asa in the beginning really shows how integral she is to the show. It just didn’t feel the same without her. Then, when she finally walked in it was like — *WHOOSH* — now it’s DVDASA, bitches.

    On a separate note: Bobby is the only one sensitive enough to know the fans by name and where we’re from. Disappointed that no one got the question. Thanks for paying attention, though, Brown Star Biggie. You da bess.

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    DVDASA!!!!! HI IMMA BLACK GIRL AND I LOVE YOUR SHOW<3333333

    • http://www.dvdasa.com/ DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Fill my heart with gladness
      take away all my sadness
      ease my troubles that’s what you do

  • Joshua Ayre<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    If @erniehurtado isn’t at least considered for the job, it’s an abortion of justice. He’s worth contacting!

    http://erniehurtado.com/

    Motherfucker works for Fake Mustache Studios and could easily handle your hours. He also posts pods on the dot, has for years…

    I mention his name because he’s hilarious, down for anything and the best podcast engineer in LA. I live in Canada and have never met the man, just listened to the legend.

  • kyle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Birkdale, Queensland, Australia</span>

    bobby is a pure being of light and goodness

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Bobby starting the show off strong!!!! Power check on full

  • Van<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

    Asa!! Can you do a “Japanese quote of the day”, or some kind of excuse to speak Japanese often?

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Episode 66, The Lost episode, is now up on YouTube !

  • Niccoz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sarpsborg, Østfold, Norway</span>

    JAPANESE SOAPLAND INTRODUCTION VIDEO for all you freaks out there!

  • Zanathon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 67 of DVDASA taught me the most important Japanese phrase one can possibly learn: Runch wiff bitch raydees.

    I also think that Asa should direct a porn parody of Wayne’s World, called Shane’s World. It would costar Shane, as Wane, and take place 20 years later. Shane has since become a randy ice cream truck driver, who the neighborhood girls have affectionately nicknamed “Soft Serve”. If the role of Garth is played by Critter, he may insist on renaming the character to Girth. Also, feel free to insert a gratuitous Branjellena cuckold scene where ever you see fit.

    Or Mrs. Akira could helm a pharmaceutical financed spoof of Alice in Wonderland, called: Cialis in Wonderland. It would star Shane as Cum Stayne, the Knave of Hearts. Shane purposely overdoses on erectile dysfunction pills and trips massive balls, only to find out the next morning that he has fatally raped the Cheshire Cat and auto-asphyxiated the Blue Caterpillar. The the Mad Jimmy Hatter is forced to perform an Iowaska ceremony, so that Stayne is able to recall all the detailed, sordid events that led up to him feeling the need to strangle the bug and snuff the kitty. If Cialis isn’t game to sponsor this potentially epic flick, then drop Shane from the project and just rename it to The Well Hung Over, starring Mandingo.

  • SpenceMasta<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    Yo there is soapland in the US. It was the best shower/cleaning experience I’ve ever had, the cleaning was more memorable than the fucking, though that was pretty dope as well. I only know of the NYC ones and there’s a few secret Japanese/Korean “hostess” clubs here too, inquire if you want to know more…