DVDASA Episode 065 – Saelee Oh Seeks Double Vag Double Anal Dates

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Artist Saelee Oh is ready to put herself out there for some Double Vag, Double Anal dates, and turns to DVDASA cast and listeners for help. She will accept all comers. She presents the crew with a list of features for her future mate and then gets extremely stoned while the features of her imaginary man are analyzed.

Shane gets lectured by Dave, again.

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  • speechless<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    I’ve never commented before…. until now. You got fucking Saelee on DVDASA… Amazing.

    How are you going to top this? Surprise Yoshi return? Another Harry Kim episode? I don’t know…bar is set pretty high.

    • Johnny Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Earlysville, VA, United States</span>

      which episode has harry kim?!

  • speechless<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    I’ve never commented before…until now.

    You got Saelee on DVDASA….Amazing.

    How are you gonna top this? Surprise Yoshi return? Another Harry Kim visit? Bar’s set pretty high…

  • megook<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

    Great to see Saelee back. Loved her on KGB.

  • speechless<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    Woah woah hahahaha you’re Yoshi-ing Shane? He just quit his last job : (

    • Kinsey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia</span>

      I enjoy the show, but It’s seriously not cool how Dave acted around him

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    Holy shit finally that cutie Sae Lee is back.

  • http://itchypeach.tumblr.com Itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Hyde Park, NY, United States</span>

    fugg ya

  • Schwem<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anchorage, AK, United States</span>

    I’m game for date with Saelee. I could check 80% of that stuff off the list. I’m pretty bear Grylls too, being a born and raised Alaskan. Just saying.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    Sealy Oh #1

  • Ethan B<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Critters wish list was well deserved and overdue for sure. Glad you got your bears and fish food, your WV fans will send you some more shit tonight.

  • The Dark Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    <==8

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    i wish this show didn’t suck so bad.

  • robotron2000<span class="comment-author-location"> from Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom</span>

    Saelee’s list of criteria seems reasonable to me, refreshing to hear someone who values those qualities above what car you drive or what neighbourhood you live in. Unfortunately I live in the U.K. and have a form of depression that fucks with your brain chemistry. I find music, good weed (plenty of C.B.D, not the mutant shit kids smoke over here) and Marley Marl the cat helps.

    I’m not one for crushes, but I think I may have one now.

  • raven100<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    Shane you dun goofed, you can be having orgies with pornstars whilst being bankrolled by a billionaire. All you have to do is what seems like the easiest job ever.

  • Asa’s Fem Fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    By far, my favorite podcast! Loved it how Saelee and Money Mark smoked out, and Asa got contact high. Watching the video, I was secretly hoping Saelee and Asa would make out… wishful thinking:)

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Fuck yea, finally got Saelee Oh up in this shit! Hope she sticks around for the next one.

    The problem with any list is that people are way more fucking complicated than any set of criteria. A guy is definitely gonna wanna fulfill everything you have on there, but when you finally meet him you’re not gonna like him. Something will be missing. Alternatively, you’ll run into somebody you do like and end up making excuses for why he doesn’t meet 90% of those demands. You’ll be tempted to make him an exception.

    Then, there’s the curve ball. A dude will oblige to keep you on a long leash and then at some point you suddenly find that he’s got a thick mound of that strap wrapped around his clenched fist, tugging at your neck from two inches away. That, or he’ll go opposite of agro and detach before you do — out of insecurity or whatever.

    Not a pessimist myself, but be prepared to revise and repackage. There’s a lot of subtext that has yet to be fleshed out and you’re most likely gonna run into a few more blunders before you realize how impractical and deceiving those standards can be. Or maybe you’ll luck out, in which case I’m full of shit.

    While we’re on the subject, though, I’ll just throw it out there that the quickest and safest route to surefire happiness is to steal Bobby away from Quiet C. That’s not even an opinion, but a fact.

  • Viktor_Von_Doom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Edmonton, AB, Canada</span>

    My first date with Saelee; I’d bake her some pot cookies, find a creepy museum full of poorly made taxidermy; then make fun of everything. Finish it off with coffee, weed and a walk. Keep it simple.

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Didn’t this one go up way past midnight, also? For all we know, he could have already gotten the axe.

    Poor Shane.
    Sending you my e-love, bro.

    • YE<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Hyde Park, NY, United States</span>

      All I know is Dave tried to get him laid and HE FAILED at that and Dave ended up getting FUCKED. DOUBLE ANAL.

      Poor Dave.

  • Rowdy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bakersfield, CA, United States</span>

    Great Show! Invite Harry’s ex, “the female Yoshi”, I don’t remember her name

    • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      I think it’s Jean.

      Harry: “But that’s my ass…HOLE!”

  • Johnny Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Earlysville, VA, United States</span>

    Did anyone else feel the cat tension between Asa and Saelee?
    Awesome grill on your wishlist critter.

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    Dave with his Son of Stern impression. Berating your employees to make a good show. It worked for him, but with you, you kinda come off as a dick. Still entertaining though.
    Dave, Shane can be your dark horse, your joker, your ace in the hole. Utilize him the right way. Why don’t you line up all the whores and sluts that would be willing to have sex with Shane and at the very least, get a recap of every encounter for the podcasts. You can even make it a game to see who will be the first one to finally make Shane bust. The great thing is, this would put even more pressure on Shane to climax. It might take a good number of whores for Shane to finally bust. In the meantime, Podcast Gold.

  • Bango<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lewiston, ME, United States</span>

    Here’s an ask asa question: Do you get turned on when you go to the gym? One time when I went with my fiance to the gym I noticed she had a smile on her face why she was doing situps. I thought it was odd so I walked over and asked her what was up. She said she gets turned on doing certain exercises and sometimes it gets so much she has to stop.

    Also I like how you pronounce certain words. Am I the only one who noticed you pronounce gorgeous as gore-jshous (I cant spell the sound) while most say gore-juss. Same thing with other words with g in the middle like courageous.

    • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

      Like how she says “Vazhina”. I think it’s neat, like a trademark thing she does.

      Whatever.

      • Bango<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lewiston, ME, United States</span>

        oh i definitely wasn’t insulting or judging, just seeing if anyone else noticed it.

        • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

          Definitely

        • Verm’n<span class="comment-author-location"> from Riverside, CA, United States</span>

          I definitely noticed too, she has a different way of pronouncing her g’s and j’s.

          • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

            Asa likes to jet gizzed on for sure.

            I, for one, enjoyed the behind the scenes chastising of Shane, but I also enjoy the Dave/Yoshi/sometimes Joey arguments

  • Hyukjae Kwon<span class="comment-author-location"> from QC, Canada</span>

    Wow, more lovable Koreans! Good to have Saelee on but it’s disheartening to hear you’re such a stoner. I think drugs only affirm a lack of love, seriously. I used to get high everyday to deal with my depression. Now I get high off yoga!

    And I admit it was hard to watch Shane being exposed, but I can really feel Dave’s affection for you in bringing the best and worst of him for us. Shut up Saelee! Shane’s gonna get it right for my 2 am commute to work.

  • DMoney<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wauseon, OH, United States</span>

    Hell Yeah Saelee is back really wish she was a perm member with Harry them two are great together.

    • ChoTai<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stony Brook, NY, United States</span>

      He’s done it before with Yoshi

  • DZ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Yo Dave, huge fan of the show but the chastising of Shane on the air was really uncomfortable. I feel like that could have been said behind closed doors. It kinda made that section really uncomfortable to listen to. I know your trying to help him but that could have been handled better.

  • Catfish<span class="comment-author-location"> from Homestead, FL, United States</span>

    Yooo……..Money Mark was lit!! This shit is highlarious!

  • Kimdim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    DVDSA knows drama. Saelee can have the D.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    I don’t think Saelee’s list is too outrageous. Those are mostly important qualities it’s entirely reasonable to seek out. Some of them were unnecessary but that’s her shit to deal with.

    Shane clearly needs to get his shit in gear, but Dave isn’t being cool by berating him on the air. Really cringe worthy shit.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

    Yea, Bobby’s power levels were about as high as Saelee this episode. Definitely stepped it up today, best trivia yet!

  • DingDongBundy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saskatoon, SK, Canada</span>

    Last 2 episodes have been fucked up on Itunes? Sort that shit out fer fucks sake.

  • thyallmighty<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Careful with anyone that listens to this show Saelee. People may try to use you to get close to/fuck Dave.

    Also, is anybody else getting wonky 6 hour MP3s that don’t play back correctly?

  • lovepolice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    whoahh,, major drama at the end

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    You don’t become the Facebook Fucker without banging a couple of fatties

  • Filet-O-Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    The MP3s for the last 2 episodes are fucked up… Fix that shit, Shane

  • Verm’n<span class="comment-author-location"> from Riverside, CA, United States</span>

    Holy shit, I thought it was just me having this issue with the show picking up @ the wrong place when I pause then press play! I listen on an iPod, I thought maybe my iPod was jacked up, but yeah it only happens with DVDASA, and didn’t start happening until about a month or two ago.

  • Zanathon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 65 of DVDASA taught me that the smell of Saelee Oh’s scrumptious bread causes Bobby to grunt and groan as if he’s having an orgasm.

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching Saelee’s eyes constantly smile on her beautiful pie face. It inspired me to write a poem about it. Want to hear it? No? Well, too bad.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    How I adore watching your moon face glow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    You are cuter than my baby toe.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    You have the onscreen grace of a doe.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    With skin as delicate as snow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    David Choe is, indeed, a man-ho.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Did you know Dave’s pod father’s name is Joe?

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Let Critter be your nightclub bro.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Valentine can bring the blow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    You are able to draw, bake, and sew.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    You can even make Sativa grow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Which causes your creativity to flow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Is there nothing you do not know?

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Can you braid Shane’s hair into a bow?

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    Don’t kick Shane off the show.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    It’s fun watching Shane Griffin eat crow.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    In pleasing women Shane’s rating is low.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    This poem is much too long, so I must go.

    Oh, Saelee Oh

    How everyone you meet loves you so.

    Sounds better if you imagine Critter, Ice Cube, or Yoshi singing the lyrics to the tune of Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond.

  • Evillittlejawa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Denver, CO, United States</span>

    Loved that episode until the last bit with Shane. Did that REALLY have to be on te podcast? Fired or not. I understand the entertainment value aspect of confrontation but come on… That wasn’t funny nor did Shane deserve to be put through that. It’s not like he killed someone. You even made your guest uncomfortable AND told her to shut up about it? I dunno Dave I thought we were past the Yoshi days…

  • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dallas, TX, United States</span>

    Oh I’ve missed Saelee, it’s great to hear her voice again. I loved her on KGB!
    And, wow, she’s beautiful.
    This was a great episode even with Shane getting his shit pushed in–deserved it.

  • James Iha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Philippines</span>

    where is the SION SONO “..PLAY IN HELL” LIVE PODCAST EPISODE???

  • will pattison<span class="comment-author-location"> from Clayton, NM, United States</span>

    ok, i’m an idiot because i messaged saelee on facebook before i heard the “ONLY REPLY HERE” thing in the midst of the shane shellacking. so you can’t write me off…you gave HIM a second chance (shane…come on, dude…get it together!). anyhow…saelee….it’s a tough list and the odds are long, but it’s not impossible. don’t listen to the negative naysaying cavemen. you’re just looking for a complicated guy…i know, because i AM that list, down to the T instead of the F. it actually freaked me out a little because i was like…yep…check, but the next one will be a miss…nope….check…check….i’m watching the cat play with a q-tip right now, and fuck you if you don’t like cats. heh.