DVDASA Episode 061 – Aubrey Plaza

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Parks and Recreation actress and comedian, Aubrey Plaza, stops by DVDASA to pick-up a commissioned painting from David Choe. In exchange for the personal painting, Aubrey Plaza, agrees to be David’s best friend, which requires some harsh criteria and little boundaries that only best friends can fulfill. Critter, Asa, and Val all weigh-in on the requirements of friendship. In terms of dating, the topic of e-mail versus phone calls is analyzed. Dave talks about meeting Pee-Wee Herman, Borat, and pleads to have Nicolas Cage as a guest.

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  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • http://itchypeach.tumblr.com Itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Franklin Square, NY, United States</span>

    momentous occasion and shit

  • Kristo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Fucking Love Aubrey!

  • Kristo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Fucking Love Aubrey!

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    Critter doing the Yoshi cock block on Dave… lol.

  • 187<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Lol. Nice try, but Critter is dope. Dave doesn’t have any game for Critter to block, or a cock. Critter goes HAM!

  • b_wow<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

    HEEE HAWWW HAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGG!

  • Botany<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    Those stupid pop shields are ruining the video! They don’t even need them anyway.

  • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    this is going to be amazing

  • JBM101<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dunellen, NJ, United States</span>

    aubrey reminded me of that goth cartoon character mandy from billy & mandy, from back in the day… very somber energy

  • raven100<span class="comment-author-location"> from Paignton, Devon, United Kingdom</span>

    I bet Dave is extra thirsty in this episode.

  • DarkDickDuck<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    looked like asa and aubrey are polar opposites

  • dk2020<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chino, CA, United States</span>

    should’ve asked aubrey about her chris bosh obsession..

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    Dave’s awkwardness around Aubry is both hilarious and adorable. It’s like that feeling when your talking to someone you really like and you fuck up everything up verbally. Comedic gold.

  • Dave’sBlackSon<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    When Aubrey said she dated a black guy she was sooooo talking about Donald Glover

  • Steve<span class="comment-author-location"> from Southbury, CT, United States</span>

    What a awkward horrible nightmare that was. All critter was doin is trying to put Dave down what a great best friend you got there Dave. Asa seemed like she hated Aubrey. If you looked close at Aubrey you can see her counting the minutes down in her head until she got to leave like you do in high school waiting for math class to end on the last day of school lol she wanted out of there so bad. And poor valentine no introduction no thanks at the end you are literally wasting his time. And bobby you know what no your to easy

    • Danny Hamm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

      I teach math and believe me my kids love my class more than Aubrey like being there…Asa and Aubrey would never speak to each other outside of this podcast…please never have her back…people should be excited to be there…people should be sharing and creating…she did neither…

  • Steve<span class="comment-author-location"> from Southbury, CT, United States</span>

    What a horrible train wreck that was. All critter did was put Dave down the whole time by making him look like a dick the whole time she was there great best friend you got there Dave. Asa seemed like she couldent stand Aubrey and she looked confused and a little jealous on why Dave likes her so much. Dave was awkward as fuck he couldent gather his thoughts the whole time. Aubrey looked so fuckin miserable if you look close you can see her counting down the minutes in her head till she could get the fuck out of there like you did back in school in some shitty math class on the last day of school. Poor valentine was had no reason to even be there great job Dave on picking a great interviewer with tons of interesting things to say. And bobby actually forget it your just to easy.

  • Interpulp<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boca Raton, FL, United States</span>

    Ol’ dead weight Val

  • skulduggery<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    lol, aubrey looked like she really wanted to gtfo of there. dave’s thirst for her is real but can you blame him?

  • Candysmackers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

    Asa called Aubrey rude, on air. Wait until the guest is gone, Asa.

    • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      Maybe Bobby was onto something. Smell of jealousy?

      I notice Asa also complimented Dave even more than usual today. Adorable.

  • Nick Zbinden<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brandenburg, Germany</span>

    Shut the fuck up Bobby rocks. The confused looks on the guest face when he starts singing is fantastic.

    • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

      I enjoyed that part as well.
      They didn’t explain the rules very well, so when Bobby started singing and the other people were randomly yelling, she was like “….what are they doing?” it was great.

  • Konakeloki Smith<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

    Crazy ass shit I listened to the whole thing and was like who is this chick. I googled her and saw that shes the girl from the movie The To Do List that I saw at a screening. She was good in the movie the movie was funny and raunchy. She was very different on the show today. The artwork she had David do was kick ass and it made me like her.

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    I think the 18 yr old was trying to make it rain, but failed — whereas these guys wanted to launch bricks and did it with style. It’s all about intent and execution.

    • El Guey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Austin, TX, United States</span>

      Also, it was Dave’s money that the girl threw out shittily. It’s different when it’s not your own money.

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    On the spectrum of human emotion that ranges from 1-10, Aubrey never goes above a 2.4. She’s the queen of deadpan.

    • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

      I honestly think she’s slightly autistic, but fuck when she wears glasses………………. oh my

  • El Guey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Austin, TX, United States</span>

    So, was the off-camera mystery woman from the last episode Gwyneth Paltrow? Also, http://www.totallynotgay.com is internet gold! Oh, and Aubrey’s “III knooow” at 35:42 might be the hottest/funniest thing ever said.

  • Bojee Nemsenah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clarita, CA, United States</span>

    C’mon Dave, you should have gotten Aubrey to at least spit on your dick……just the tip.

  • Jergen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

    Funny how Asa didn’t tweet about this episode. Was it jealousy or is the show falling apart? Hmm…

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Laguna Niguel, CA, United States</span>

      Jealousy fasho lol.

      “That cologne smells horrible”

      “ok, no making out”

      “It doesn’t even smell in here, how rude”

      Dave turned Asa into a total cuckold in this one. good shit.

      • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

        hah, I didn’t catch the “it doesn’t even smell in here,”

        Was that in reference to Aubrey saying there’s something weird with the air? She didn’t say it smelled, she said her throat hurts. I can tell you that if you’re in like a dank basement or somewhere that has bad AC and needs a new filter, it makes the throat hurt.

  • Bud<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

    I think this episode started bad, but got a little better. Not by much though. Dave was still throwing his fits and yapping for almost the entire show. Aubrey looked uncomfortable and Asa seemed bothered by the attention on Aubrey. The podcast is crashing and burning quick. You have Dave that never shuts up. And Asa is cool until a female guest takes the attention of the dudes. Horrible.

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Must disagree. Aubrey looking uncomfortable? That’s her default look. She had plenty of smiles throughout the episode. Throwing his fits and yapping? He told critter and bobby to shut up and fuck themselves a few times, but it seemed more pleasant than the screaming we’ve heard in a few recent eps. Asa was reluctant at first with with being conversational with Aubrey but appeared accommodating and sociable by the end. I watch this podcast to listen to Dave. Asa is always cool. Try watching the whole episode before rushing to post these deprecating comments.

      Crashing and burning is a pretty vague thing to say. I think this podcast is changing every episode, getting exponentially better since Yoshi left. The future looks bright for DVDASA. Dave becomes more aware of his actions every episode that he gets called out for them, and is clearly improving his pod-craft.

      Who upvotes this fallacious nonsense?

  • LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

    aubrey got my dick way on hard right now

  • All the might of nil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    This was a funny episode to watch, seeing Asa Akira jealous while Dave is explaining to Aubrey Plaza all the best friend requirements, is 100000% comedy gold.

  • jahha<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    Troll me once shame on you. Troll me twice…we won’t get trolled again!

  • LostyaSar E<span class="comment-author-location"> from Encinitas, CA, United States</span>

    I remember Aubrey from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. Hilarious movie. Surprised by how down she was for Dave’s creep list. Maybe if Dave wasn’t so creepy and angry at his friends for liking her, the show would have gone better. Everyone except Val and Asa were like little boys around a crush. And omfg, the Mexican girlfriend story Again?? That story is getting so old. Just like ‘allegedly.’ Show has been not very entertaining as of late. Just the same old shit. Dave yelling at his friends. Dave telling the same pointless stories. Dave rambling to his guest without letting anyone speak. I’ve had enough of Dave. Lets hear more of Asa and Bobby.

  • Pete4763<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Fe Springs, CA, United States</span>

    Aubrey is so boring! she had such a bitchy attitude… Everyone else was cool tho

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    That cologne smells like cocaine. No, it smells like jealousy. Bobby came through with the trivia this episode.

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Didn’t download this episode, Choe.

  • I’m James Jean Bitch<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Aubrey Plaza is sexy in a mean goth kind of way

  • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Aubrey Plaza. Fuck. She likes Critter, I swear.

  • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    This is my number 2 favorite episode. Lisa Ling you still number 1.

  • wmmanally<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Aubrey lovessss Critter and Dave and Bobby. I feel like Asa and Aubrey would have a really nasty fight

  • Danny Hamm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

    I don’t know who she is but man it was like pulling teeth to try and get something interesting out of her…I only think Dave is so interested in her because she is so emotionally distant and he likes a challenge

  • Zanathon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 61 of DVDASA taught me that Aubrey Plaza isn’t a bustling shopping mall but a vapid female.

    Valentine’s well manicured goatee, on its worst day, can carry a more engaging conversation than Aubrey Plaza can at her best. If it wasn’t for her over abundance of eyeshadow I would have thought the sound of her voice was the result of a DVDASA afterlife seance trying to make contact with her vacuously departed spirit.

    I can’t believe she made an actual living as a supposed comedian. Who’s her core fan base, insomniacs and folks afflicted with narcolepsy? I’m willing to bet Mr. Choe’s money that most of her paid gigs took place at sombre funerals Yoshi Obayashi wasn’t able to attend.

    You want to know who would have made a more entertaining female guest than Aubrey Plaza? Quiet-C with laryngitis.

    I have to hand it to David Choe for taking it upon himself to do his very best to save this Top 3 of most mundane DVDASA shows from self imploding from utter mediocrity.

    Hopefully there won’t be a next time, but if there is, tell Aubrey Prozak not to ingest half a Rohypnol before she participates on a podcast. It’s just common courtesy.

    PAMELA ADLON/LISA LING FTW!!!

    • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

      She’s not a comedian and didn’t make a living as a comedian. Like it says in this episode, she played a comedian in a film, and had to do standup before an audience to shoot her “stand-up” scenes.

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Torrance, CA, United States</span>

    The “allegedly” thing is getting fuckin’ old. You guys should only use it when it’s really applicable, not saying it here and there in every episode. js.

    Aubrey Plaza is dark, gloomy and kinda hot. I don’t think she’s dull.

  • Jorge Cardenas Jr.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Paducah, KY, United States</span>

    The number one lady ever, Asa, is totally jealous.

  • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    The best part of this podcast is that roughly half the people sit around not doing or saying anything.

  • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    You say “this chick” like you don’t know who she is.

    • Alex Silveyra<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aurora, CO, United States</span>

      Lol Uhh well before I saw her on this show I hadn’t. I wouldn’t have known her from a hole in the wall. I actually goggled who she was, lol sorry if I’m not a tv watching idiot like yourself!

      • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

        TV sucks.

        I do watch Parks & Rec on netflix, and I watch various clips from the late night shows on Hulu+ when I’m going to bed. She’s always on those shows doing a skit or talking about projects.

        She’s pretty much all over the place so it would be hard to miss.

  • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    She couldn’t stop talking about how much she liked the artwork. I think you’re mistaking her normal “I’m sitting here listening” face for “eye-rolling”

  • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    what?

  • shogun768<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    are you kidding? I agree with your statements 100% but I also realize the whole show exists because Dave wants to be the center of attention. I think he should dial it back but that’s not on his radar.