DVDASA Episode 059 – Body Modifications / Sports

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Critter, for a change, opens the show as host. In a special segment of “Ask Asa”, the crew debates the question: “If you could choose only one type of sexual act for the rest of your life, what would it be?”. The boys talk about Bobby’s hockey team and “LinSanity”. On an unrelated topic, David and Critter share their thoughts on hair plugs. Shane shares his acceptance letter.

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  • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

    Second.

  • Dr. Fudgepacker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornbury, Victoria, Australia</span>

    First

    • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

      fag

  • Chikubi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    Fourth.

  • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Cusackth.

  • Mii<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Lorenzo, CA, United States</span>

    I’ll say it here too. Glad david went off on bobby for lack of participating. If you are entertaining people, phones should be out of sight out of mind. If it was yoshi, already gone and david got a coach to boost bobby up. Bobby we love you but if you lack passion don’t do it. Trivia is really fun to try and guess with the rest if the cast. Please either jump in or get off the train. Much love from the Bay Area.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      well duh Bobby doesn’t want to be on it, David makes him do it. Is this your first episode?

      • Mii<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Sobrante, CA, United States</span>

        It isn’t. I don’t agree with Dave on some things but he did get verruca James and Andy mill to cheer bobby up. Also it isn’t just Dave who looks forward to trivia, Asa asks too and she said she looks forward to it.

        • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

          Bobby doesn’t sell out to bribery!

          • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

            he asked for things. you fucking canadian. remember his list of demands?

    • Dirk Diggler<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Bobby cant be bought. He’s the last great american hero with the hair of a golden god

  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    “I WILL TAKE THIS JOB” hahaha Critter.

    Sometimes a good episode just rings with awesomeness right from the get go

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    ;)

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    DIVIDAZZA

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    srsly tho, Dave has definitely raped somebody before.

  • fast n’ furious<span class="comment-author-location"> from Singapore, Singapore (general), Singapore</span>

    SERENITY NOW!!!!

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

      So many whores at the “Wild Hogs” bar in Singapore. Great city!

  • Jane Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Dave, You’re GAY!

  • love police from edmonds, wa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    dave you’re not gay. everybody on the internet is gay.

  • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Franklin Square, NY, United States</span>

    david is like an angry drunk off the han dad.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      finally someone understands me!

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>
  • Milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berkeley, CA, United States</span>

    Asa is so fucking stupid in this episode.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      no more stupid than this worthless comment

    • Jeremy Lin<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Asa is the thing about the show and I love her.

      Bring back Hikaru

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Very unlikely that you’ll be chrome dome bald if you haven’t gotten there by your age, Dave. Most dudes who go Costanza level see substantial loss starting in their early 20′s or late teens, even. The best they can do today is propecia, which can kill your boners, or a hair transplant where they take a chunk of your scalp off the back, sew it up, and insert the follicles from that strip to where you need it most. How much coverage you’ll get will vary depending on your hair density and volume. Typically, Asians have thicker hair than Caucasians, but less of it.

    You should hit up Joe Rogan with questions. He had that surgery done and it still looked like dog shit, so he opted to keep it real like a fucking man.

    My advice: first ask yourself why you even care. You pride yourself on being fat and filthy, but baldness is where you draw the line? WTF? There has never been a time when it’s been more acceptable for a man to have no hair than today. Should it happen, don’t be a little bitch about it. Your face is oval-ish to long, so it wouldn’t look bad on you. You wanna keep up appearances for your Hollywood debut, Mr. Sensitive? Get in shape first, ya beautiful fuck.

    Look into Chlorella and Spirulina from reputable sources to get that toxic mercury out of your system. Limit your intake of fish to two portions a week. Get some healthy bacteria into your gut. Kimchi is great for that. Korean people are the only Asians never to get SARS because we kill that shit. All kinds of fermented food and beverages are great for you because they’re loaded with probiotics. Any digestive condition can be alleviated with a healthy diet filled with enough of this good stuff.

    All in all, this episode was a riot. Dave, you’re like a phoenix burning with red hot Han — just frothing at the mouth with non-stop vitriol, always on the verge of burying a hatchet into the souls of Bobby and Critter. But why is it so hilarious? Rape jokes, death threats and insults fly like bullets around these quarters, but it’s all strangely done in the spirit of love. Don’t change. Don’t ever change.

    Stay healthy and in good spirits, DVDASA, you’re gonna go far. Sending you all my love and support.

  • https://soundcloud.com/king-kremlin The Kremlin King<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gresham, OR, United States</span>

    hash tag blond penis

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

    I like it when Bobby Brown Star stands up for himself when Dave fucks with him!! Dont take no shit Nambla, Dave needs you and your big ass with a small dirty asshole and your dark jap dick…..Val slays mad cunt meat!!!! Home boy is plugging into meat socket daily and cumming deep inside them broads!!!

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

    try harder, work harder…..The Choe Method

  • Jeremy Lin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Ever since I signed with the Houston Rockets, I’ve been Crushin’ P nonstop. I love Salty Mudflaps! God Bless DVDASA

  • http://lemonparty.org AAAA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boca Raton, FL, United States</span>

    I can’t help but think that Val is just dead weight

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      Val’s a fucking jedi with all the answers, go get a hair transplant

    • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

      this is Vals show…….not to many people know this but…..Valentin IS David Choe…..

    • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

      Val is the best one on this fucking show you blasphemous heretic.

      • Requiem for A Creampie<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        Yeah I dunno what’s up with this dude, Valentin is the shit you’d only go double in your mouth

    • Jeremy Lin<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Val is cool… Nigga needs to talk more

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Evans City, PA, United States</span>

    Everyone loves Critter

  • NotAsaHusband<span class="comment-author-location"> from Evans City, PA, United States</span>

    Buenos Dias! Asa the best podcaster host in the history. I love the listening to her every day! Her point of the watches was correct! David, you get a nice watch! A Rolex or Jaeger or something! Hay muchos! Adios!

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Same stories and shit as I’ve heard on the older podcasts. Oh well, at least Rogan has some transgender chick that should be pretty entertaining. Good try guys, A for effort.

    • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

      joe rogan is a fucking fag

      • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

        and i dont mean fabulous amazing and g… and what was it?

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    yo SKIN DIAMOND!!!! Is she blackanese?

  • JAMES<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    Smoke Weed

  • skinn<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    women do not pee from the vagina…there is like 3 holes down there.

  • Dave choe’s taint<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Bobby has the best taste in music.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Maybe Dave should get a beanbag?

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>
  • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    bobby is seriously ruining this show

  • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    “if i was a scientist.” Asa Akira

  • Goose<span class="comment-author-location"> from Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand</span>

    I’ve given up on this podcast.

    • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Yeah, it’s a sad day when you finally see that it’s not going to get any better. Can not win them all.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Dave is basically a real life Don Jon. Trying to ween himself off porn and just can’t do it, lol. I wonder if Dave(or Asa) has tried the amateur cam sites?

  • Jen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oskaloosa, KS, United States</span>

    Valentine’s laugh is the wind beneath my wings.

    • louie<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

      thought i was the only one

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        What’s up Jen, my fellow Kansan, whoot whoot!

  • Joel<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Island City, NY, United States</span>

    Who is the korean ODB?

    This Guy

    https://www.facebook.com/Rekstizzy

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    This show is fucking falling apart. Dave needs to chill.

    • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

      Alright it got better around half way.

  • Your Real Dad<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockton, CA, United States</span>

    Love the show. Been down since day one. But if I hear the word “allegedly” one more god damn time I’m going to scratch my fucking eyes out :)

    • Milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berkeley, CA, United States</span>

      They fucking beat that reference to death a few episodes ago. Now it’s just excruciating. It’s even worse when they laugh at it like “HAHA, THAT THING SURE DIDN’T GET OLD.”

  • GODDAMNIT<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    I will be so happy when I tune in one day and Bobby is not there, and there is no trace of his depressing, lazy demeanour. What a fucking downer. Goddamnit I miss Yoshi a lot.

    • RHee Yo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newport Beach, CA, United States</span>

      haha. you sound like a depressing downer. dont hate on people ho

  • Milhouse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berkeley, CA, United States</span>

    “Do you guys get together after the show and buttfuck each other and go let’s piss Dave off?” Angry Dave is funny.

  • RHee Yo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newport Beach, CA, United States</span>

    yo dave you should do some art during the show . your a ill ass hangook

  • Demon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Europe</span>

    Hmmm

  • Aaron<span class="comment-author-location"> from Murray, KY, United States</span>

    Dave, working for you has to be one the most enjoyable job on earth!

  • James H<span class="comment-author-location"> from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia</span>

    Fucking christ this podcast is badass. “Allegedly”. Came for Dave, stayed for the whole cast.

  • Kuba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    critter is the best

  • Ass Moose<span class="comment-author-location"> from Copenhagen, Capital Region, Denmark</span>

    Frida Kahlo had the han for sure.

  • Matt F.M.S<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mexico, The Federal District, Mexico</span>

    I wanna know you’re mexican girlfriend Dave

  • R U FOKIN KIDDIN ME?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>

    I have been watching this podcast since its first episode. It is sad, but it has been shiiiiiiiiiiit for the last 3 episodes guys. Valentin, critter and bobby dont want to be there, and money mark is insignificant (sorry bro, but this is a podcast and you dont talk). Valentin also has been quiet as fuck… like if he wasnt there there would be no difference.

    Dave, no matter how much money you throw at these guys, they are acting horribly uninterested in the show, which transfers to us viewers!!! Do you think i wanna fucking watch ppl trying to reply as short of an answer they can, with that voice of “please get me out of here cause im bored as hell”????????? Nobody fucking wants that. This crew is destroying the show, for the simple reason they dont want to fucking be there, and thats transparent as fuck.

    Im sorry to the crew but really, im all for sending them all away. Yup thats right, fire everybody, or this show will be brought to the ground… wait scratch that… it already hit rock bottom with the last 3 episodes… The absolute ONLY ppl that participated are ZEL and YOSHI…. The rest are not even pretending being interested anymore…. and they fucking start scratching the mic or whatever in boredom. Then dave starts yelling at everybody aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnddddd the shows done….

    Do something about this…. its a shame what this has turned into lately…. this was for quite a while my favourite show….

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I am loving Bobby and Critter as of late. Everytime they piss Dave off and he yells at them it cracks me up.

      • R U FOKIN KIDDIN ME?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>

        Yeah… i actually like that too… but they are overdoing it… using as an escape cause they are bored but enjoy pissing dave off. If they do it too much the show becomes dave complaining.

  • Jane Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    My son is a fag and needs to come out of the closet. David, I love you no matter what

  • Cybin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Bobby is been acting stupid lately. He has the potential to bring something special to the show, but i don’t see him putting in the effort at all. I love Asa and like what she brings to the show. Dave maybe a asshole but he is hilarious and his comedic value is underrated. Critter has great comedic potential, he should ditch the bean bag and share more. Valentine is awesome.

  • Josh<span class="comment-author-location"> from San José, Costa Rica</span>

    The best time to blow your load during a Cuckold film is right when the black guy calls the white guy nigger.

  • Jon Fuck Face. From Chicago<span class="comment-author-location"> from Coloma, MI, United States</span>

    That was pretty tight they answered my Email on the show, didn’t think it was gonna happen.
    This show is the Shit, idk why u ppl complain. It’s fuckin hilarious, and it helps kill time like while in traffic or sitting the train.
    Keep up wih the good shit. $$$mark, Val, sugar Shane, Alex, Critter, Bobby, asa and Dave. U guys are killing the podcast game. Much appreciated.

    P.s. Bobby and Critttwr, The Blackhawks are gonna get in that LA ass all season long!

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Romania</span>

    How do you like living in Los Angeles? What? You are talking to Asa Akira performer of the year on the sometimes #1 health podcast. You got to come more correct than that with the questions.

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burlington, ON, Canada</span>

    Hi DVDASA crew,

    You guys obviously don’t watch the big bang theory and that mindy show because Asa keeps repeating that there’s only one Indian on tv in Parks and Rec.

    Also, why are there no asian women as guests on the show? Other than LIsa Ling, which was probably the most important guest ever, I don’t ever remember there being one.

    Is Dave officially gay now?

    Is Facebook officially ruining his life?

    Can Dave get laid without the internet?

    Can Dave get laid if he wasn’t using any art fag skills?

    How does Asa like being married?

    How does Asa feel about never having gang bangs again?

    How does Asa feel about getting old vs. getting fat?

    Question about loneliness:

    Would you feel any different if both your parents were dead and you had no kids vs both your parents are dead and you have kids?

    Not much background info is given on Asa and her life in New York.

    What was it like being in a relationship with a woman vs a man?

    How did Asa get her pills?

    What criminal things did everyone see growing up?

  • Zanathon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 59 of DVDASA taught me that when it comes to pussy lips David Choe is a sexual scientist.