DVDASA Episode 058 – The Reporter

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Journalist, Jay, gets an inquisition from David and the DVDASA crew. Critter brazenly admits that he is capable of raping Dave, but Dave refuses to believe the claim. So, rape etiquette is discussed and Asa Akira weighs in on the controversial topic. Asa talks about the upcoming Sex Awards and her 11 nominations. Dave asks Asa about the intricacies of gang-banging.

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  • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    all love

    • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Asa is amazing. Dave is an asshole though. It’d be ok if he was funny about it, but he’s not. Just an asshole

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Dave is an asshole, but he actually is funny. I think he’s very underrated as far as his comedic talents are concerned.

      • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

        Daves not an asshole, your just an overly sensitive pussy. get off the interwebs homo

      • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Interwebs? Haha. And underrated comic?? Dave is nothing close to a comic. And aren’t you guys little sensitive prissy biitches for defending him so hard? You guys are gay for Dave. Nice to know all his fans are fags. Literally.

        • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

          fags, as in good guys

          • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Fags as in two guys fucking each other

        • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

          Dave gets my dick way on hard, Val too. Id let either one of them dick me down mandingo style with no rubber or pulling out

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    I like the podcast even more just from the information.

    ‘Journalist, Jay, gets an inquisition from David and the DVDASA crew. Critter brazenly admits that he is capable of raping Dave, but Dave refuses to believe the claim. So, rape etiquette is discussed’

    It’s a nice heads up if you should skip when running behind or when caught up, figure out what the fuck that might even mean. Granted Dave’s long ass stories (which I enjoy more then anything except the cliffhangers) but when he actually tells the story it comes full circle and is worth the wait.

    Rape etiquette WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF Yacuzzi boy’s OFFICIAL opinion? I’m in for this one.

  • corey turley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Encinitas, CA, United States</span>

    lol u guys rock keep the laughs coming!! I look forward to every show u guys put out! thanks!!! :) ps asa ur fuckin smoking hot!!

  • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    This how is terrible. Fuck Steve

    • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Show is terrible. Well, it would be better without Dave

      • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

        the world would be better without you. if you dont like this shit then find another podcast homie. I want Bobbys dark dick inside me in a non gay way

      • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Nobody likes this shit. And it’s so terrible people have to leave negative comments. Its just the shittiest joke of a podcast

  • http://myapp.is/globalchat Justin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
  • Steve<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brookfield, CT, United States</span>

    Dave stop yelling at everybody just leave people alone we don’t hear them fiddling we hear you yell at them you can never get through a story cause all you do is yell at people.

    • Raiderz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Yep. Dave starts screaming. I click pause. Fucking waste of time

    • L, Blizzy, chohiba, Stick, Blunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      So damn true. He’s acts like a little girl. Hey Dave, next time u scream at all ur friends for tiny things, make sure u don’t cough up loogies in the mic. Hypocritical bitch

      • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

        Its funny how all these haters comment every tuesday and thursday. If this podcast is so bad then why do they keep tuning in?

      • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Check the plays and downloads retard. Nobody’s tuning in. Just 10 gay Dave lovers who download the show 20 times hoping Dave will have gay sex with them. Like you.

        • Requiem For An Extremely Gay Sex Dream<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

          Bro, just give it a second

  • Steve<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brookfield, CT, United States</span>

    All Dave does is make what would be a good podcast shit

    • PaulSemtex3824<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Exactly spot on

    • PaulSemtex3824<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      This podcast is alright. Then Dave just destroys it just from his presence. Let alone his input. He’s garbage and shits all over this podcast

      • Requiem for a Prolapse Abrasion<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        Dvd’s main appeal is that he’s not trying to get anyone to like him. Asa’s main appeal is her voice and toys

  • NYC<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bronx, NY, United States</span>

    no disrespect , I love the show but I think when dave is talking , ASA please stop making that annoying sound you make when you agree with dave. All your hear is ah ha a ha a ah . you dont hear nobody else making agreeing noises , no disrespect I say . but its sounds terrible . It sound very spiteful towards dave and the show and the fans that watch this great show. just nod your head if you agree on something . NYC

    • TraV<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      Fuck 0ff , Asa makes the show! she can do as she pleases! No one gives a shit about your stupid pet peeve!

      • Voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mansfield, TX, United States</span>

        I have to agree with NYC, love the show and Asa but the aha, aha, aha, is not good radio. I’m sure she’s trying to be engaging but it kinda comes off as rushing the story. Just saying so fuck off.

        • Aidan -London<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

          Goddamn- people overthink things!

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Haha, yea Asa does 3 things on almost every episode; the ah aha a ah sound when she’s listening to a story; the “forced laugh” when someone tells something really funny, and the awwwwwwwwwwwwww, when one of the guys says something really sweet but it actually wasn’t sweet or cute at all.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        She also says eww a lot, which I love though.

    • JJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Bernardino, CA, United States</span>

      its a japanese cultural thing

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    DUMBFOUNDEAD AS GUEST

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

      +1

  • Smuffles<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mont Albert, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Jay was a fucking douche. Sitting around finger his mouth like a Rupert Murdoch media mogul. Sat there like he was analysing everyone like the terminator, then he just slunk in his chair like a fucking douche. Fuckin’ student. I write. I’m a journalist I have a degree, my girls a Jew Scott. fuck off get a real job.

    • Sancho<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      That is probably a 1000x better job than you have. Don’t hate on education, retard

    • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      This guy works at Burger King. Fuck off Smuffles. You come from the land down under.. Dave’s nuts

    • Sal Zajemian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Smuffles from Oz, if you ever write anything remotely as interesting as Jay Caspian Kang’s pieces for Grantland, then by all means mouth off. But you’re probably only a fraction as talented, and even less interesting as a human being.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Damn, I didn’t know he wrote for Grantland. I’m going to have to check him out.

  • Gunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mont Albert, Victoria, Australia</span>

    I love this show and the KGB show and I’ll alway love it regardless of any bullshit. There are moments though, however so rare, that for me are unique. The best and most natural/incredible moments on the podcasts have only occurred twice. Once on a KGB podcast at the very end. Harry told everyone the microphones where off and a latino guy spoke about getting a hand-job from his brothers wife in the back seat of a car and everyone chipped in and told stories about fucking their cousins. The other was on the previous episode 057 (NBD) where they’d finished the show, and were just naturally talking (about 1h.47 – 2h.03) and Critter was standing and eating and talking and Dave wasn’t in sergeant mode – it was like listening into a private conversation over dinner at a restaurant. Fucking priceless. A rare facet to podcasts that reigns above all other media is the element of Voyeurism. I think the biggest detriment to a podcast is to try and make it into a formal entity. Because in the end, it makes people create a ‘character’ of themselves that isn’t necessarily true. Theres enough fake people out there already in the media, and fake people don’t generally like this podcast because they are drawn to other fake people. I know it’s difficult to reach, but with the attributes of the show, it’s not hard to achieve.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

      Well said.

      • yes<span class="comment-author-location"> from Westminster, CA, United States</span>

        agree. the last 20 minutes of the last ep were amazing. loved that it didn’t sound so polished and the content was great, very raw and relaxed, joe frankish in the best way possible.

    • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Fake? This show is fake as hell. Look at Dave. He’s the fakest 2-faced bitch you’ll ever meet.

  • slag<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    This critter thing is frustrating.
    Dude…stay on the fucking bean bag.
    Correcting him, kills the pace of the show.
    Js

    • L, Blizzy, chohiba, Stick, Blunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Or maybe he doesn’t need to be corrected?? Maybe Dave is just a prissy little bitch? Or he is one.

      • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        True. Critter and Bobby have done nothing wrong, yet Dave continues to pick at them. He’s a douche. And I fucked his Mexican girlfriend. Not once. Not twice. But thrice.

      • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

        I think I fucked that bitch too. Some architect? Chyea hoe fo sho.

  • slag<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Man..I’ve listened to every episode… this is by far the most frustrating. I love you guys…but grrr.

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Once again, not downloading based on the comments. If anything you guys are saving my data plan. Thanks.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Get unlimited data, or listen to it on your computer bitch.

      • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        No wifi, no unlimited data. Maybe he has to go to work? No wifi on the car ride is there? Something you would know nothing about. Get a job and a life, bitch boy

    • Sancho<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Your welcome. Your data has been saved.

    • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Agreed. This episode was shit. Yet again. Just a fat bitch named Dave yelling at his friends

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

      Cool. Thanks for your feedback everytime.

  • http://prolapseparty.com con queso<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnetka, CA, United States</span>

    Please….for the love of Doritos Locos Tacos, do a dating show with Valentine. Valentine is the funniest part of the show. That and Bobby’s mumble intro.

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

    Hey Steve, no matter what device I listen on or what link I use to download the shows, I get cut off at the 2 hour mark every time. Every single show that’s over two hours cuts off. And then I have to watch the video to catch the last bit. What the hell’s going on with this?

    (And yes, I’m a retard, moron, etc, etc. Save those comments for somebody else.)

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      What devices exactly? Do you have an iphone? They download fine on my iphone.

      • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

        No iphone. I listen on an old ipod mostly, but I tried the last show on my Droid X and the same thing happened…cut off at 1:59:57. I thought it was just itunes acting stupid, but I downloaded from this link last time. Anyway, I haven’t made it to the two-hour mark of this show yet.

        • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

          When my iphone wasn’t working, I used my old ipod touch to listen to the show, and just went online to listen to it. So if you have an ipod touch, you might try that.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Yes, Dave and Asa, you guys did talk about how Dave never stops talking on the previous podcast. Dave mentioned that he talks to people until they pass out, and Asa said oh my god, thats so true, you do do that.

  • PersephonesGhost<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, CA, United States</span>

    I don’t smell that bad.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I love this new tag team of Critter and Bobby. I see a little bromance forming right now. Maybe start calling them Britter or Crobby? I bet Bobby would like Crobby, since it’s so similar to Crosby, who plays for the Penguins.

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

      Crobby Flamba

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Haha, nice!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I wish Asa would tell more stories about her parents, and her younger years. I really enjoyed that baby-sitter story.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I fucking do hate the look of rolled up pants, it’s so fucking hipster/emo

    • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Tupac wore his jeans rolled up

  • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    The whole boat shoe with no socks look I don’t mind, but it is a little douchey

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      It’s a popular frat guy look

    • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      You ain’t got no style nigga. STFU

      • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        +1. People need to learn to dress. So you don’t look homeless like Dave.

  • Sancho<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    Zell’s secret liver leaving 15-20 comments. Douchey and borderline stalking

    • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Yea, well I like the show, so I comment. I don’t know what your doing here.

    • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      You’re a faggotass Gaylover for Dave. How much is he paying you?

      • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        1 free tranny porno every 20 comments.

  • http://estadomuerto.wordpress.com gilgamesh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela</span>

    Best fucking one yet. I thought this was gonna be a shiny twilight, but it’s a darken dick dawn.

    • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      You’ve got mental issues. This was disgusting. Just an ugly punk bitch, bitching at his friends for dumb shit, but not taking his own advice. I can guarantee that reporter will give a horrible review for this podcast

      • http://estadomuerto.wordpress.com gilgamesh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela</span>

        You have too much time on your hands…

        • Jerry Rice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

          You write great English for a dirty Venezuelan

  • Dude<span class="comment-author-location"> from Västra Götalands Län, Sweden</span>

    Dave’s an asshole to people he doesn’t know!

    • S<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Leandro, CA, United States</span>

      Nay, he was nice to me. Be respectful to people and they respect you,

      • PaulSemtex3824<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        He’s just a punk bitch

  • Luke<span class="comment-author-location"> from Scottsdale, AZ, United States</span>

    dave is fuckin hilarious lol

    wish the episodes were longer!

    • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      If you’re a fan of dickheads that are condisending to everyone. Even their friends. The only person he doesn’t do that to is Asa. And that’s only because he has a school girl crush on her. She’s married now fucktard. Regardless of your past, she ain’t interested in sum small ugly stank dick with no gurth

      • Xan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Louisville, KY, United States</span>

        Shut the fuck up Menifee. Posting comments here on these vids with like 5 different accounts all talking shit. You are one pathetic individual.

        The dynamic between Dave, Critter, and Bobby make this show even more entertaining to watch. It’s hillarious to see Dave go into father mode and discipline his sons. It reminds me of the Joe Rogan podcasts.

        It’s clearly evident you’re secretly attracted to Dave. Your immature handling of these emotions in conjunction with being the most sensitive artist of all of us here has led you to obsessively spew hate. Seek therapy.

        • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

          Steve IP banned Menifee and Pleasonton in the last episode. So unless he’s a horrible hacker.. Then there are many more people hating on Dave. And this podcast reminding you of Rogan’s?? Not even close. This podcast is way below Rogan’s. And you must be hiding your own gay feelings for Dave for defending him so hard. Why defend him? He really is a douche. And he makes this podcast shitty.

          • Xan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Louisville, KY, United States</span>

            It’s not that hard to change your IP. You don’t need to be a “hacker” or even have half a brain. Whoever it is, he’s clearly using a VPN service.

            If you were to look at all of the hateful comments here, it would show that they’re all from one city. Previously it was Menifee. Now it’s Oakland.

            It only makes me want to support Dave more because all I can imagine is some beta ass bitch mad that Dave fucked his girlfriend.

            I can relate to being persecuted by the moralistic white knight on his high horse calling people douches while hypocritcally reactively reciprocating with the same kind of douchey behavior.

            Any well adjusted person who is truly above it all wouldn’t give Dave’s podcast or his comment section the time of the day. Fuck outta here.

          • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

            Wrong again Xan. You must be some sort of failure in life. You want to support Dave more? Lol. Just proves you’re one if those homo fans of his. If you were abov it all YOU wouldn’t defend him so much. But you’re obviously craving his imputant cock. Fuckin douchebags. Just admit you’re gay Xan

          • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

            And you must know jack shit about computers.

  • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Asa, you don’t sound like a cunt when Bobby does not want to do trivia. He usually tries to get out of doing trivia every episode. Bobby tries to be a truncated ass nigga, then Dave threatens to punch him in the face. I think Bobby likes the attention and he has mentioned that he likes pissing off Dave. It’s just Bobby’s way of big tyming

  • nickik<span class="comment-author-location"> from Berlin, Berlin, Germany</span>

    Critter watched to much Kevin Smith movies, ‘Im not even suppose to be here’.

  • Lobster Goldmine<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    I disagree with Asa saying that being denied sexually when an individual is young is not a catalyst for fucking everything that he or she can when they get older.

  • jonathan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Laval, QC, Canada</span>

    Awesome podcast real funny shit all of you help me forget my boring life.thanks

    • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      This podcast wasn’t funny.. You must have a terrible life…

  • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is a punk bitch. Bitching about shit the fans can’t even hear. Then hitting Bobby. Then, after all the bitching, Dave hawks loogies into the fucking mic. What a fuckface. And he’s such a douche for talking shit to the reporter he brought on an then threatening him. You’re a piece of shit Dave.

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      This piece of shit from Menifee, CA is back. He can’t help himself

      • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        Retarded to say unless you’re talking about all of Menifee. In which case, you’re a piece of shit. Pretending like you enjoy this show isn’t going to get you any closer to sucking Dave’s puny dirty cock.

  • Brickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    And Dave. What’s the matter? Embarrassed by the bruising Critter gave you so you gotta take it out on Bobby? You’re a weak bitch. That reporter is gonna ruin you. Believe it.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

      Unless the reporter steals all of his money and chops off his hands and dick, I don’t think he can ruin him.

    • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      He can make him a publicly hated figure. Right now he’s lower than an F-list celebrity. By the time the story ones out he’ll be an internationally hated F-list celeb.

      • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kailua Kona, HI, United States</span>

        Hahahaha… God… you’re a fucking loser.

        • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

          Says a gay Dave lover from Hawaii. Wow, you’re his 11th fan. Don’t disrespect Jay. Fuck off and go make me some spam and pineapple.

          • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kailua Kona, HI, United States</span>

            Looks like the faggot from Menifee learned how to proxy.

          • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

            Spam sandwich and pineapple. Now. Go you little island bitch

          • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

            Bitch, I’ll go enjoy my pineapples, spam, warm weather, cool breeze, and beaches. You go enjoy your crackheads, AIDS, and gangbangers.

          • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

            Too bad Hawaii was named one of the worst places to live. Unless you live at a resort. It’s also filled with crackheads, meth, AIDS, and gangs. Oh yeah, also pineapple and spam. Go get it island bitch boy. :)

  • Jamieson<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Frankfort, IL, United States</span>

    haven’t heard this yet don’t ruin it. but my personal thought is, if set rape on your agenda for the day and you physically are better then your rape target a rape cannot be stopped no matter how much you claim you would fight back you can’t prevent it you will be overpowered by shock and actual overpowerment

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Billerica, MA, United States</span>

    Val is the motherfucking king!!!!!! And his penis may only be 4 inches…..but most girls like it that wide

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    His just named drop the coolest Guy I know. MR.Gary Panter.
    This ep. was quite nice to listen to, so I listened to it twice.

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Menifee stopped talking to himself? I love hearing them bullshit. If you don’t like it you’re not a fan and should maybe try something else. Sepa Tow!

  • Louis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is a little spoiled bitch. Look at the way he acts when he doesn’t get what he wants. He bitches and screams and even hits people. Then a real nigga like Critter has got to beat his punk ass to keep him in line. What a little bitch. Great to see all the fans are gay guys that are hoping to get assfucked by Dave. Great going Dave! You got 8 fans! And 7 of them are gay.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

      I can’t think of anything “gayer” then going on a podcast messageboard of a guy you secretly love and posting in 100 different names and calling every one gay fag queers the whole time. Pretty suspect if you ask me.

      • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        I’ve read the comments and it seem you’re the most gay for Dave, Hairy Garcia. Don’t put yourself down like that. Gay fag queer

        • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

          I like this show. I’ll post on here. I won’t go to one I Rogans messageboard all day and make fun of his dopey fan base. I’m also not a sad troll though. Go back to being fat you Oakland trash.

          • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Fuck off you Midwest chubby farmboy piece of shit. Go back to eating butter and picking corn faggot. Oakland is the shit

  • Germ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Minneapolis, MN, United States</span>

    Only got though half the show as of early Friday morning. what’s most alarming to me is how many times dave threatened bobby and critter. I get that dave is trying to make changes in his life, hope he appreciates his crew sticking by him. Making new friends is always awkward in the beginning, still remains a possibility as long as your open to it. Though I admit I have never tried doing so with through a manager or agent. Hats off to valentin and mark for staying cool in a hostile environment. Always nice to listen to asa share her experiences.

    • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      True. Dave turned small things into chaos. And then hawked a loogie into the mic after all his bitching. He’s a douche. Especially for hitting Bobby again

      • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

        Agreed. Hypocrites are the worst kinds of fuck ups. They’re liars and complete bullshit. Can never trust anything they say or do, because they can’t even help themselves. Dave is a true fuck up in life that got lucky. And is still a fuck up

  • kid<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>
  • Some Body<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mondovi, WI, United States</span>

    I am a fan of Marcel Duchamp and Sal Dali. This show to me is just a facet of the genius of David Choe. I wish he would collaborate on a movie with David Lynch or Neill Blomkamp.

  • Charlie Chan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lancaster, OH, United States</span>

    Menifee, CA isn’t that sad of a place, is it?

    Maybe try getting a ride to a different zip code, then reply to your own bizarre comments from a different IP address. You know, so that it’s not quite as creepy for everyone else.

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I think that’s what he is doing. There are posts coming from Oakland that are defending the dumb fuck from Menifee

      • Jerry Rice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        Are you retarded? Do you know how many people live in Oakland? And California for that matter? I thought Steve banned all the haters last episode anyway? So either Steve is the shittiest hacker ever, or a bunch of people hate Dave. Dave’s a fuck up. People hate him. Don’t be a bitch and cry over it.

        • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

          Does you’re girlfriend know you post here obsessively all day? That’s what I thought.

          • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            The only obsessive post is from Hairy Garcia. He. Takes up 50% of the comment section. Just shut the hell up and get a life you piece of shit fanboy

          • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            O-town. All day.

          • Zell’s Secret Lover from Wichita, KS<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>
  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

    In the spirit of Halloween go back 2 podcasts ago and read the messageboard. Menifee, CA agreeing with himself about how gay every one is will give you serious douche chills.

    • Trill<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      There’s tons of people in Menifee. Like there are tons of people in St. Peter’s. You’d have to be a serious douche to believe otherwise

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

        I’ve lived in San Diego, Arcata and Frisco. Never heard of that piece of shit place though.

        • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

          Where is St. Peter’s?

        • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

          Ehh nevermind. Nobody gives a fuck

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE who’s not<span class="comment-author-location"> from Finland</span>

    All the jokey rape talk and using ‘gay’ as an insult… ugh. That’s just being ignorant. Even Asa said that you should be more forward thinking. She has become my favorite on the show. This is not hate, just pointing out what I didn’t like. Overall it was a good ep.

  • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Coalville, Leicestershire, United Kingdom</span>

    These comments are such aids.
    Wow.
    God you guys are terrible, I agree I never want to meet another listener.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

      These guys on here are basement dwellers. There’s no chance you’ll ever meet them.

      • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        Hairy Garcia is the basement dweller. Living with his fuck up parents who still beat him

  • Jamieson<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Frankfort, IL, United States</span>

    is zell always in studio or are the intros all prerecorded?

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      Prerecorded. If you go back a couple of episodes they discuss why she isn’t on the show anymore. I did love that audio clip of Bobby drunk rapping in the intro.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Here is the Tom Hanks drunk guy photo they mentioned on the show
    http://www.hollywire.com/2012/08/its-official-tom-hanks-coolest-guy-ever

  • John Hanks<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Did this nigga Valentin say anything this episode?

    • Jerry Rice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      Jes…

  • Jerry Rice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    We got to see, again, how shitty of a person Dave is. Every word out of his mouth made me wanna punch him. I don’t understand why his crew takes it like that. Maybe it’s the money. Either way it’s fucked up. I believe Dave will answer to his mistakes one day. Maybe then he’ll see the terrible person he became.

  • Mii<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Lorenzo, CA, United States</span>

    I’m 1/2 black and 1/2 islander and never dated a black guy. Date white, Mexican and here and there asian dudes. Does this make me racist

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

      No, not at all. What kind of islander exactly?

      • Mii<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Lorenzo, CA, United States</span>

        Guam :)

  • biijii<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mullica Hill, NJ, United States</span>

    only after listening to this pcast do i lie awake – seeing in my minds eye my friends and work colleagues engaged in dps and gangbangs

    not entirely pretty

  • biijii<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mullica Hill, NJ, United States</span>

    somehow can’t put family members into this imagery though

  • Topo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

    A make baby sitter?! That explain a a lot… Poor Asa bukkaked while he watched porn, no wonder she is already used to the taste. I’m just kidding Asa, love you.

  • PaulSemtex3824<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    This podcast is horrible. And I’d have to say, I’d like to smack David. We call people like him losers, bullies, sociopaths. Definitely a sociopath. A sociopath thinks highly of himself and doesn’t care about others. Sound familiar? Just a cunty punk that needs to get his ass whipped a few more times.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Peters, MO, United States</span>

      Who’s we? You and your neighbors cat you stole you waste.

      =======D ~~~~~~ SPLAT ~~~~~~
      ) )

    • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

      I think he means everybody who isn’t gay for Dave and posts obsessively on this comment section trying to get a rimjob from Dave. You fill this comment section. Get a fucking life

  • Chiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    Love how dorky Asa is with her Family Guy references. She can barely make it through the joke without cracking up. It’s a great refreshment from Dave’s bitch attitude. The guy’s a bitchass punk. Not even close to being a man or a boy. He’s a bitch/diva

  • Non-Gay Gay Friend<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    I’ve woken up from my sleep to girls blowing me or riding me cowgirl. Is that considered rape?

    • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Only If you’re a fag

      • Non-Gay Gay Friend<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        Of course I enjoyed it. I even made a game of it by trying to cum inside her before she got off. However, no consent was given, hence why I question if it was rape or not. I think it was. BTW, http://i.imgur.com/Zu2pg9x.jpg

  • Truth<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    Dave please dump Critter already. He’s an abusive and controlling piece of shit and you are currently under his spell. You’re better than him. Besides that, he brings nothing to the podcast.

    • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Critter abusive??? Don’t you mean Dave? Dave is the real problem here. He should be dropped from the show or if the show needs him that much. Shut it down. This whole podcast is horrible. Critter seems to be the only one with some sense.

  • esskaymane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winchester, CA, United States</span>

    I FUCKING LOVE ASA!!!!!

    • Freeman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Yeah. Asa is hilarious and smart too. So is the rest of the cast, except Dave. He brings this show down. He’s such a piece of shit.

      • esskaymane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winchester, CA, United States</span>

        That’s mean. Dave is an ass sometimes, but I think it’s definitely part of his charm.

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/moza james morris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Basildon, Essex, United Kingdom</span>

    funnny shit bitches always find a place to argue, never heard of dave till i came across his vice videos on the weird side of youtube the other night, quality mate!!!!!

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Dave argues like a bitch. He makes this podcast a mess. Never has any direction. The cliffhangers don’t mean shit because nobody has any idea what he’s talking about. And he’s a bitchy little cunt. Respect your crew Dave. They’re all you got.

  • R U FOKIN KIDDIN ME?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>

    What the fuck is this ??? This episode is just dave complaining about other ppl… worst ever… its been like this for a while now… what a shame

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Exactly. This episode was retarded. The past few have been terrible actually

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is entertaining thats what matters. You listen to this podcast to be entertained. There is no reason to complain about anyone’s behavior on the podcast because they aren’t going to change, all it does is breed bitch-ass negative-ass motherFUCKING NEGATIVE ENERGGGYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      No is not entertaining. He’s an annoying little bitch. And the negativity started with Dave’s negative behavior. Don’t want so much hate?? Why not try to be less of a douche?

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    Fuck all of you stupid pieces of shit hater ass bitch fucks.

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Fuck you, ya dumb cunt.

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    LUV DIS FUNKY SHIT #1 PODCAST DVDASA

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Lol. Not even close.

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Cajon, CA, United States</span>

    fordo and bilbo said side mby side and sam came gquil y s and sat near bilbo ahd not much to say of himself when hed left hobbiton hsome here ive been ive done this and that i ve written some more of my book and made up s few osngs of couar jsut to please my self a

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Now I must disregard your last few positive posts after you obviously made this post after using bath salts.

    • HassanJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tracy, CA, United States</span>

      Seriously though, I hope you didn’t die from bath salts while typing that.

  • Langis Elbasunu<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I enjoy critter’s mic intrusions. I love how it can piss the scene off

  • JAMES<span class="comment-author-location"> from Long Beach, CA, United States</span>

    i like all the rape stories…good shit. STAY HIGH

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Well I’ve ran out of any other options for a podcast to listen too, so this is it…. I’m going to listen to this episode.

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    haha, jesus this is awful. what happened.

  • Mii<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Lorenzo, CA, United States</span>

    I am glad david has the no phone policy. (Stfu david haters) if you are on a podcast, you shouldn’t be checking your phone, david doesn’t do it, the other members don’t do this so bobby, wtf? The fans like trivia and the three haters don’t mean shit. We can tell Dave loves you and cuts you breaks. Have heart and deliver like everyone else, including critter and Shane. Bobby don’t dismiss it like a joke. Please have the heart to be on the show.

    ( having your phone out while entertaining is like a man looking away when a girl deep throats his dick.)

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    On Episode 55 of DVDASA I learned that rape is bad, but being a little “rapey” is encouragingly acceptable.

    David also forced Critter into doing DVDASA, which essentially equates to podcast rape.

    Constantly dealing with that trauma is what causes Critter to incessantly fidget. The only known therapy for it (that I know of) is to give him the sound effects board.

    Heard Choe on the Joe Rogan Experience and he KILLED IT! A legendary conversationalist and a masterful story teller on the same show? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! Internet gold.

    I’m going to refer Joe Rogan as David Choe’s Pod Father because before his first appearance on JRE, with Yoshi, I didn’t even know that level of triumphant Korean existed.

    Critter + Thoughts of Flemming’s Happy Place + Viagra = CHOE RAPE D: