DVDASA Episode 056 – Intentional Discomfort

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It’s hot as shit at Dave’s house, but he doesn’t have central AC. Persephone and Veruca are getting heavy treatment. Bobby plays the first public audio clip of Quiet C. Bobby also talks about his high school and middle school days. Ambidextrous finger-blasting. Bobby talks about leaving DVDASA to possibly pursue other interests, but he has a lifetime contract with Dave. Shane’s predicament throws a curveball to the DVDASA crew. Dave and Critter openly discuss possibly “sharing” a girlfriend with each other. DVDASA supports the AIDS Walk.

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  • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    AAaahhhhhhhh!!!!

    • Stitch<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Dave is a fucking douche

      • Bobby Fucking Namba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Great to see Bobby’s supple pudgy face again :) The best person on this Podcast! Lol, at this point I’m beginning get tired of Dave. He was great at first, but his shit is getting old. He’s definitely at the bottom of the list of the whole crew.
        1.Bobby 2.Asa 3.Critter 4. Money Mark 5. Val 6. Dave
        BOBASA!!!

        • 3011<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          1.Asa
          2.Money Mark
          3.Dave
          4.Bobby
          5.Critter
          6.Val

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            1. Asa
            2. Dave
            3. Critter
            4. Bobby
            5. Val (I still love Val though)
            6. Money Mark

          • Beezle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            1.Asa
            2.Critter
            3.Bobby
            4.Money Mark
            5.Dave
            6.Val

          • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

            I love to see people love Asa. I just like the special guests usually and Critter. Daves art is amazing but I figure he’s a hater-holic so whatever. Cant have it all. I like his fake enthusiasm. Makes me feel like I can make it someday.
            someday someday someday!

          • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kailua Kona, HI, United States</span>

            1. Dave
            2. Dave
            3. Dave
            4. Dave
            5. Dave
            6. Dave

          • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

            1 fuck you
            2 fuck lists
            3 done

        • Whales are gay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          1.Asa
          2.Bobby
          3.Critter
          4.Mark
          5.Val
          6.Zell
          7.Alex
          8.Dave

          • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            1.Dave
            2.joey
            3.Harry
            4.Asa
            5.Yoshi
            6.Dave all fucking day

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Who is Alex? And your really going to have Zell in 6th? Are you a fucking moron?

          • Chibletz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pleasanton, CA, United States</span>

            Says Zell’s secret lover.. STFU u fucking hypocrite

        • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          1, John Cusack
          2. John Cusack
          3. John Cusack
          4. John Cusack
          5. John Cusack
          6. John Cusack

          • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

            1. Gold Medal) Money Mark
            2. Silver Medal) Critter
            tied for Bronze) everyone else

        • Chanel<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          If you put Dave down 6 times you’re either Dave or somebody who wants to have gay sex with him.
          1.Critter
          2.Asa
          3.Bobby
          4.Mark
          Fuck Dave and Val. They can go fuck eachother

      • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Dave is a douche, but he’s a Lovable douche.

        • Tony Ribas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          No. I’m sure he is just a douche

          • House Nigga<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Asa’s husband? Now that’s funny!

    • Dave Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      A multimillionaire complaining about not having a/c. How interesting…

      Dave you’re a cunt. You also lie like a muthafucker

      You’re a lottery winner. Stop make believing that your intellect/personality/vision/whatever the fuck played any part in it.

      • Dave Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

        Bobby/Valentine/Money Mark you guys are fucking useless

        • Dave Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

          I have a solution. Buy a mansion. You can afford it.

          I could’ve saved asa/chris/bobby/val/mark/listeners from being bored to death by an fat fuck asian.

          • Chritofur<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            So true ^^ except for the part about Asa, Bobby, and Critter

      • Donnie<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Dave is, no doubt, a bitch. He’s an arrogant pompous douche. Atleast Bobby is a nice guy. Dave is just an ugly spoiled bitch. Get on sweet16 you prissy bitch, Dave. Or sweet40. You fat condisending bitch.

        • Quota<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Somebody should say to Dave what Yoshi said to Lilit! “Dave, You’re a talentless whore!!”

          • Stück Brot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sursee, 01, Switzerland</span>

            when and where did yoshi call lilit a talentless whore??

          • Beezle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Twitter

        • BeastMode<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Lol, spot on! Exactly how Dave comes off as a person! He has got to be top 10 ugliest people in the world. And if you include his disgusting personality, he’s the no. 1 ugliest person on earth. You should be ashamed Asa!

          • Flaccid<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Yeah, I’m very unattracted to Asa since I found out she fucked Dave. It’s disgusting. That was definitely a mistake on her part. I’ve gone Amish on her pornos. SHUNNED!

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Sorry but Dave was a millionaire/ sought after artist personality before Facebook money, dummy.

        • Sonny C<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Doesn’t mean he’s not a cunt ^^^

          • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

            a very beautiful sexy cute at that! eat that box.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      I like how one jealous zilch posts on here in 10 different names agreeing with himself.

      • Sonny C<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Lol I think Dave is a failure as a person too. You’re a crazy bitch, lol. People hate Dave. Get over it, faggot.

      • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        I like posting using 10 different user names and have arguments with myself!

        • Dbl1/4pounder<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          You must mean back when Dave was leaving all his super positive comments in masses about his mediocre show

  • Shooter<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kingston Upon Thames, Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom</span>

    Re: DVDASA discussion about sticking your dick in another man’s cum.

    I have first hand experience as I went to a bukkake event last week.

    At first it started out as a gangbang which wasn’t great. There were 3 girls there entertaining a roomful of guys in which I didn’t participate other than being a spectator. After watching the action for about 30 minutes, a tall, buxom bombshell of about 23 years old walked in and was introduced to the room as Jennifer. She stood about six feet tall in her heels and was wearing a fishnet body suit. She gleefully announced that she wanted all of the guys to cum on her face.

    Jennifer knelt down on a pillow and a few guys gathered around her and she began sucking, alternating between the stiff cocks in her face. After about 2 minutes, one of the dudes warned that he was about to come and positioned himself to do so. She smiled as he erupted over her nose and mouth. This set of a chain reaction and she began taking more and more shots over her smiling face.

    The girls, who were previously entertaining the room, became free and began moving around the crowd lending a helping mouth. A milfy, tight bodied cougar knelt under me and began using her heavenly mouth on me. How odd that a woman that I had not said a word decided to give me such a gift. I was in heaven. I momentarily felt as if I was going to explode in her mouth but ironically was able to control myself by diverting my attention on the porn playing on one of the televisions.

    A few times I went to see how Jennifer was getting on and would cop a feel of her ample busom and her generous ass. The action would stop on occasion for Jennifer to compose herself and wipe the excess cum from her face. She would then smile and invite the men to resume their business.

    Eventually, as the crowd dwindled, and I was sufficiently excited, I approached Jennifer who was now completely naked. She took me into her sticky mouth. She began bobbing on me but I was a bit self conscious in front of the audience of depleted participants. Jennifer was a bit inexperienced I could gather as she wasn’t really doing it for me. I would at times pull out of her mouth and gently tap her bottom lip with my hardness, to which she greeted me with pleasured moans. Even still, I was unsure if I could complete until one of the other girls sidled up to me and took me in her mouth and began skillfully working the shaft. Jennifer stuck her mug on the bottom side of my balls and also began sucking. The double teaming proved to be too much and I began shooting into the accomplice’s mouth. She quickly pulled me out and I watched my cum leap across Jennifer’s pretty face.

    So yes, given the above, I have had other guys jizzum on me. It wasn’t too bad as I was caught up in the moment and forget about the train of guys before hand. Immediately after the event I had a hot shower to clean myself and was able to further indulge in the post bukkake gang bang.

    . . . allegedly.

    • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Nobody gives a fuck about you’re ridiculously long post about man cum. Fuck off. It’s a long boring story that nobody wants to hear. It’s like when Dave gets ready to tell a story.. SKIP!

      • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Right? I liked Dave’s stories for a couple episodes, but now when he starts one I fast forward an hour and hope he’s got to the point. Hahaha

      • Noobsaibat<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        SKIP!!!
        Cross your fingers and hope Dave’s bullshit stories are over. Or that you don’t skip to one of his 2 minute pauses while he thinks up his lies

        • 3011<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          Hey Yosh, it’s spelled Sabiot. Stop wasting your time shitting on dave and write some new material already

    • Calib13<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Shooter, you’re a fag. Fuck off Uncle Creepy

    • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Cool Story Bro. No, seriously Fun read. Be it true or false thanks.

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Lol, yeah Dave’s a fuck up, but why does it matter if he’s a homo? Asa makes this show great regardless of Dave’s cunty behavior

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Hey now, Dave just has a way of rubbing people the wrong way. Like against little boys on the bus.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        ROFLMAO!! Greatest comment ever^^^

        • Chritofur<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Lol, agreed

          • :)<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Lmfao :)

        • 2″azn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Lol Comment GOLD !!!

        • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          Here’s a great example of you DOUBLE-Double commenting yourself, Mr. Menifee CA, you fucking waste of space shill piece of shit

      • Tate85<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Hahahahaha!!! Dave is a creep

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Hey it’s that same cunt using my name. 5 hour fag!

      • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        +1
        lol’ed

      • Beezle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        LMFAO

    • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      WARNING: Fraud Post.

      Get a life, loser.

  • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mont Albert, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Family and Business don’t mix like two dicks and no bitch. Look what happened with Dave and Jimmy. Business and Family should always be separate.

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is secretly a cock monger. He fucks a bunch of whores to hide his homosexuality. Just say you’re gay Dave

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      5 Hour fag! You’re back!

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Hey 5 Hour, use your own name. People need to pick a name and stick with it.

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Fuck you. I had it first. Looks like Dave’s gay partners have arrived.

  • Jim Jones<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    BOBBY you fat fuck, wart having, Lyrics Born look-a-like bitch. How are you going to leave Dave, he made you and you’re going to try and leave? The show doesn’t even have 100 episodes and you don’t know anything about running a restaurant. I bet your script sucks!

    • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      I bet you’re a fatfuck whose Dave’s secret gay lover. Fuck off. And get off Bobby’s nuts, faggot

      • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

        Why are you using my name, bro?

        DVDASA staff, something needs to be done about the imposter situation. Unless you like having a message board where the uber-trolls can run amok.

        • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          ^^^^^Hairy Garcia is a faggot. Get a life you loser. Mad because you have a man crush on Dave? Are u another one of Dave’s gay lovers?

          • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Yes. We like to get your dad involved too. He’ll do anything for a buck!

          • Ukeli<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Wow, you are a douche Hairy Garcia

    • ShibaShiba<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Yea fuck off Jim Jones. Take Dave’s tiny dick out of you’re mouth. Anybody who has anything bad to say to Bobby should be slapped in the face. Bobby is a good dude. Thinking about his family is very admirable. Fuck you Jim. And Fuck you Dave. Both of you are low life fuck ups. Bobby, just keep being the good person that you are!

    • Quiet C<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

      *whispering* Hey douche, leave my man alone! Who the fuck do you think you are? You haven’t even read the script so don’t bitch. Don’t let me go Chun Li on your ass.
      HELICOPTER KICK!

  • Guru2424<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Anybody else find it suspicious that Asa gets waaaaayy more activity in her twitter than Dave, but Episodes with her name in the title don’t get as much attention?

    • Dave’s receding hairline<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Very suspicious. Dave is just bullshit and it damages the integrity of this podcast. They say its supposed to be based off honesty, but Dave just tells lies. If you’re gonna pride your show in honesty, why tell so many lies? Dave is so 2-faced an fake. Choke on a dick and die.

      • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Integrity of the podcast? This is DVDASA… No integrity, bitch

  • Quit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Hate how Dave threatens Bobby for quitting. Fuck off Dave! Bobby you deserve better!! Fuck off Dave. You’re a piece of shit!

    • Kongo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      For sure. Dave was acting like a whiny bitch. Bobby does deserve better and so does Critter. Critter is a true supportive friend. Fuck Dave. Critter and Bobby should beat the fuck out of Dave. And hopefully he dies so his lifetime contract will be over, lol.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Bobby you know starting a restaurant is the dumbest thing to do in this economy. 90% failure rate. Will you run back to Dave when it get’s shut down and your brother’s $200,000 in debt?

      • JoshThomson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Why would you shit on his plans? Wow, you’re just as big of a douchebag as David Choe. Leave Bobby alone you piece of shit.

  • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    you guys do realize dave is joking half of the time right, you guys are such losers…

    • Charlie<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kingston Upon Thames, Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom</span>

      Don’t worry, I am convinced that 90% of those who comment have severe personality disorders who are unable to function in society and suck at life. The remaining 10% or so of us have minor disorders which we are able to manage.

      • HJZJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        & I’m sure you’re 100% a douchebag. Get off your high horse. You arrogant bitch.

        • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Dude go to sleep, wake up and job search you nobody.

          • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Name jacker! Fuck off! Get a life and stop cradling Dave’s balls!

      • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

        no kidding it’s like these retards who comments never had any real friends

        • Idiot^<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          A retard that comments with no real friends^^

    • HJZJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Joking about what? They all seem to agree that he’s an asshole who uses his money as power, and looks down on his own friends like children. I’m sure that guy Dave is a fucking loser.

      • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

        yea man, you totally come here to listen to a podcast where the main host in a loser who talks about his loser life, right.

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I wonder if Asa’s farts smell like rice

    • HJZJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      I bet they smell like dick and jizz hahha

  • Demon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rialto, CA, United States</span>

    So much hate is circulating in these comments. Thanks dvdasa, this show was fun despite the in-fighting. I hope everyone can stay friends at least.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      It’s 5 Hour BJ. Just one guy that hates his life. I wish they would block his email alredy so he can go back to sucking Rogans cool dick.

      • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Maybe you’re a nut. Hey Hairy Garcia, Dave’s a fag. What are you gonna do? Cry, bitch, and try to suck Dave’s cock? Haha. Dave’s a piece of shit. You mad?? You getting butthurt? Lol, you’re just as big a queer as Dave.

        • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

          Hey, 5 Hour Fuckface, you’re gonna jack MY name now? What, because Bobby mentioned me on the last podcast and you think it’s a gateway to getting more attention that you so lack in the real world? You lifeless cunt.

          • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Ok Hairy Garcia. Fuck you! It’s my name bitch. Go jerk off to Dave’s picture

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      The comment section is a fucking mess. I love it

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Yea, for whatever reason, this episode has generated more hate and more comments than any other episode.

  • Sage n Fire<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Yea, quite a bit of hate. But if have to agree with what they’re saying. Maybe the haters could be less aggressive, but they seem to have a point

    • Sage n Fire<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      **I have to agree

    • Requiem For a Bad Burn Notice<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

      Yeah if you guys are gonna hate keep it to three or four words

      • Idiot^<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        He was correcting a typo u retard. Smh…

        • **idiot^<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

          I think he was agreeing that the haters should be less aggressive. smd…

          • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            smd? Scratching my dick?

  • Zi Thunder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Las Vegas, NV, United States</span>

    Jim Lee and J Scott Campbell gets better and better as they create comics.

  • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mont Albert, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Can’t believe ASA said Big L – Ebonics!

  • Bobby<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    GODDAMNIT BOBBY JUST FUCKING LEAVE ARGH HATE THIS SHIT TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUN

  • Heater<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Bobby should leave. As long as he has good intentions, I’m sure he’ll do we’ll in the future. Dave, on the other hand, seems like he’s self destructing. He has an incredibly flawed way of thinking. Get wise, Dave. You’re almost 40. That attitude was ok as a kid, but that was over 20 years ago. Grow the hell up.

    • http://estadomuerto.wordpress.com gilgamesh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela</span>

      Yeah! Get a j-! Oh wait…

      Fuckface…

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Can we go back to the crotch cam again, or at least leave it on Asa’s face at all times? I like Bobby, but I would rather look at Asa’s face each episode.

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      +1 then I can go back to whacking off to the podcast. I like beating off to Asa when she’s sitting between Dave and Val

      • Kayne<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Dave and Val are an instant boner kill. I bet you still jerk off to Dave’s disgusting face

        • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Dave and Val are an instant libido booster

          • 303-808<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            To gay men like yourself

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    I was going to download this episode but then I read the comments. It’s hard to say this but DVDASA it’s time we go our separate ways. I thought you and I were going to be something great, that we could grow old together. Just remember, it’s not me DVDASA… it’s you.

    • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Real talk^^^^^ this show is shit now

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Real talk, this show is great and always has been.

        • C@$H<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Dave’s 1 fan that posts under multiple names^^^^^

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            No, I’ve only used one name to comment on here.

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Hey Critters Beard, good riddance nigga

  • G.K. Chersterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cupertino, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is on a labyrinthine spiritual journey. Unfortunately, like Mercury, he is in retrograde. I’m ashamed to admit that his backwards walk away from enlightenment is entertaining as fuck.

    • Stück Brot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sursee, 01, Switzerland</span>

      well put, it’s like watching a slow-mo train crash.

  • Gmork<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mesa, AZ, United States</span>

    Pizzeria Bianco is most likely the legit pizza place you were talking about when you guys had pizza in AZ. That place is gdlk!

  • Not Impressed By Human Achievement<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Critter stupid!

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/koreanmojado Jamon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Worth, TX, United States</span>

    honestly dave…..we shouldnt put into bobby’s head that his brother’s business will fail because of bobby. kind of negative, man.

    • Bobby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Kind of negative? Extremely negative. Dave’s a hater. Bitch move, Dave. Bitch Move.

  • Lulu<span class="comment-author-location"> from Miamisburg, OH, United States</span>

    I think the possible pizza place in Arizona is Red Devil pizza. They are located in Phoenix, and the original is in Tempe near the ASU campus. Absolutely the best pizza I have ever had! I would totally split Bobby’s duties so that they can still have his “lifetime” contact/podcast as well has helping out with his brothers restaurant. Just throwing my services out there?!

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

    More Big-Timing from Bobby. He gives a wishy-washy 4-month notice because his brother might be opening a restaurant and his brother might let Bobby do the books? And the reason he gives Dave is because he wants to keep himself busy!? Try doing that in the real world. Wake up, man. You’re in a great spot right now. Make the best of it. It sounds like you can be as busy as you want you to be with Dave right now. It sounds like more attention-seeking. Either that, or you really haven’t thought any of this through.

  • Jeremy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Katy, TX, United States</span>

    The past couple of podcasts have been super boring.

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Super boring. Borderline unbearable. Dave’s colors have surfaced. & they’re a shitty brown.

  • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    money mark should just stop coming. i fucking hate him so much.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I just feel like Money Mark just doesn’t add any value to the show and he doesn’t need to be on. I think Shane would be a good replacement.

      • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        I love Money Mark….what he said at the end of the podcasts was inspirational!!!

        • a wise mans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

          You’re the worst commenter on here.

          • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Go fuck yourself with a mop handle

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      +1 for Money Mark being Very Awesome.

      He makes mad beats for the kiddoes
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1E0DrAbN2I

      Perhaps I like him because his hand is in my head
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PyXyW85ZuA

      Finally haters, try to peace yourself. Pick up the pieces and grow some love for $M.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMG6QJca7HE

  • HolyMoly<span class="comment-author-location"> from Braunschweig, Lower Saxony, Germany</span>

    Oh my god dave! Your like an Parent who is taking the selfesteem of their child to not make it leave.
    Such an asshole! You get unbearable when someone is not doing what you want. Go back to the kongo or something, your acting like a rich prick!

    • ProductiveHabit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Haha Dave would be the worst parent ever. Is he acting like a little spoiled daddy’s girl? Absolutely.

  • Hairy Garcia (not 5hr butthurt)<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    5 Hour Homo, im better looking then you, I have a better job, i have a hot wife, I have kids, Im a veteran and I used to travel the country and run shit for the Grateful Dead. Now what have you done besides use my handle and act like a negative Nancy.

    • Requiem For a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

      Yea man go nuclear on his ass tell him what you did on vacation

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        War isnt vacation. Peace

        • http://eddieifft.com/popup.html Red&WhiteFungus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          You’re ugly. With no job. Who lives with his parents. Your wife is a man. And you have accomplished jack shit besides being a punk. We’d all be Grateful if you were Dead.

    • C@$H<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Lol what a douchey thing to say. “I’m better than you” lol, ok faggot. You’ve got to be a ugly geeky punk. And a douche. You are most definitely not “better” than anyone. STFU fucktard

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        “Don’t Cry” GNR

        • C@$H<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Only person crying is Hairy Garcia. Please keep whining about you’re name. Shows how much if a bitch you are lol

          • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Joe Rogan is soo cooool. He got big muscles…does coool druggsss…fights…hosts the same show as Jesse Ventura…

          • Bigz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            He is a dope mother fucker. Unlike a prissy bitch like David Choe. Joe is a real nigga. And joe is actually funny. Not trying to be funny like that David Choe fag

          • Troll Hunter<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            All the “Real Headz” laugh at Rogan. Not his comedy. His lame fans. What are the called?

          • Tony Ribas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Rogan’s comedy is hilarious. Don’t know what the fuck you talking about. What do they call DVDASA fans? Oh it’s just David Choe. He’s a fat ugly bitch with imaginary fans

          • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Meat Squad has zero intellect.

          • TrollboCop is fucking clueless<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            If you really think JRE fans have no intellect you’re obviously mentally retarded. DVDASA fans are 1000x less intellectual than any other podcasts. You’re a fucking idiot, lol. Think about what you’re typing before you type it dumbfuck.

          • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            They’re smart enough to purchase steroids online and have their Bro’s inject their butt cheeks.

          • AlphaBrain<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Too bad they don’t sell roofs online dufus. They only sell vitamins and things that are good for u. So get off ur lazy ass. Go to onnit.com and purchase some shit to get ur life back in order.

    • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      none of what you typed is true. I just traced your IP address and got your home address and looked you the fuck up and they are right you are just some sad pathetic faggot. I didnt see any kids or hot wife on your facebook page you cock sucker. now go stick your dick in your mothers cunt and pee

      • Kyle<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Lol, Hairy Garcia is probably crying now. He might not post again since now liggernipps666 knows where he lives. Lol, night night, keep ya butthole tight!

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Hairy Fucking Garcia making trolls melt hard!!! You’re. Welcome!

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Can you post all that here? I forgot where I live. Thanks!

      • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        What’s my real name? Rhymes with ” Punks Trolls!”

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I fucking love this show. The ending was the best. Money Mark doesn’t say much but when he does it’s huge. Just like when MM gave his personal perspective of Lunching…it just made sense. I’m kinda not feeling all the cast cracking or dismissing Dave so much. That dude is on some next level shit. Yoshi was the antagonist, Joey gave Dave props, and Harry was sensible all around. As a viewer I liked the fact that Joey and Harry were long time friends and that it was ok when they sometimes cracked on Dave but also giving love. DVDASA crew still cool, but need to lay off a bit on Dave. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says Dave makes this fucking show. Asa is the only person who could carry a podcast after Dave. Bobby, love you but don’t drink the kool aide. Dave endeared the viewers to you. I remember when you first came on KGB after was Yoshi first fired when you were introduced as the comedian replacement for him…not so funny initially but you grew on me after Dave vouched for your character. ….just saying.

    • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

      Yes. Dave is the show; warts and all, so to speak. Yes. Money Mark is a beautiful sage. His melodic stylings are brilliant. I look forward to his future compositions. I understand why Dave wants him around. This alone shows Dave’s not-so-immature-side. I commend Money Mark’s patience. It’s my dream to improvise funky music with Money. When he and Dave discuss the timing of having children in relation to peaking as an artist, I couldn’t help but notice the Shawn Bort effigy and ponder my own creative destiny.

      • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Finally a sane commentor

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Bobby really is a big ball of oddness. At least on the podcasts. I’m sure he’s a good friend though in real life. People should stop taking this shit so serious. But if you were to take Bobby at his word I would estimate him of kinda being slow. I only gave him a pass because Dave stretched his arms over him. Dave’s hate is just love, and it makes for shit to talk about, negative or positive. Love this fucking show! !!

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    And if anyone is listening to this podcasts or Dave for anything other as entertainment with nuggets of wisdom you should watch more PBS or NPR. It’s an outstanding, outrageous, incestuous podcast. Keep the hate coming in comments, its comical in itself. Me imagining real people getting upset with Dave for the shit he says is a trip. I love fucking with everyone. In the end, I Love You all!

    • Troll Hunter<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Wow! You write like Miss America talks!

      • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Thanks!

  • Miranda July Stay Fine<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Is it true that Dave has a tattoo of the letters “M-V-P” on his dick?

    • Sacko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      No, I heard it says “SRY” because he can’t fit “sorry” on his dick

      • B33f<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        LOL!

      • Requiem For a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        I FUCKING LOVE YOU DAVE

        • Requiem for gay sex<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          You’re a fucking faggot

          • Requiem For a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Hey who’s your favorite porn star? What’s his name again?

          • VeraceVersaceVersace<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Requiem for a bad is a flaming homo.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>
  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    You Guys need to put a light on valentine, his masculine beauty is lost in the dark corner of brooding doom!!

    Hmm, the Idea of bobby quitting looks like it hurts Dave emotionally. I know how that feels, I have friends leave and do there own things makes me feel lonely. It’s almost adorable how defensive Dave get’s about bobby, his “prodigal” son.

    Good show as usual, I like the conversations about Shane. I find it interesting how people are so drawn to figure out other peoples inner workings and how to help.

  • JK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Monica, CA, United States</span>

    More snack analysis Critter.

  • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I’ve always been attracted to Asa, but after I found out she fucked Dave, I’m more attracted to her now than ever. Is that weird?

    • Pinoy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Yeah. Real weird. I just puked… A lot.

      • Kamaite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Hahahahaha! Dave looks like an orangutan. The ugliest ape in the animal kingdom

        • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          He could buy your whole family as slaves…if he wants.

          • ?<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Doesn’t change the fact that he’s an ugly douche. That was just a douchey thing to say. What’s up with these fags that wanna get buttfucked by Dave?

      • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        I’m very aroused!

    • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      “Must love douche.”

      • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Only you and 2 other gay guys leave these “love Dave” comments. Just stop. He’s not gonna come fuck u in the ass. Sorry to ruin your dreams robofaggot.
        BTW Robocop fucking sucked!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Asa – “It sounds like chopped and screwed”, that made me laugh. It did sound chopped and screwed.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Asa – “If I were asexual I’d be homeless”, that was classic.

  • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Damn, I downloaded this train wreck and tried to listen to it. I wpuld probably be better off starting over with the Joe Rogan podcast from episode 1 and be more enertained.

    • http://joerogan.net JRE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      JRE actually gets REAL listeners. You’re 100% right about JRE being more entertaining. Even Joe’s worst episode would destroy DVDASA’s best.

      • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Not true man. I listen to ROGAN for years, but when KGB came out I couldn’t get enough. Dvdasa is still making its bones but I’ve never laughed harder. I just listen to both now

    • Hikaru POWA check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

      Joe Logan not goodoe, he monkey man.

      • Critters Beard<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Don’t get me wrong, Dave is super funny, the KGB podcasts are a goto for quality shit. But doing 8 podcasts in one day is crazy, you can hear how burned out they all are by the time it’s over. They are just producing mediocre bullshit when they finally got a fan base. But seriously checkout the reviews on the podcasts on iTunes, it’s pathetic. I want to like this shit, it’s why I download it. But much like a disappointed girlfriend…. Twice a week I’m repeatedly let down. AND IT HURTS.

        • CJKrantz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

          Yea DVDASA is like Dave’s sex life. Highly touted, but ultimately a complete let down. This show is fucking horrible. Especially Dave’s idiotic lies.

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Listening to Rogan is like having a fruit smoothie for breakfast. DVDASA is your Bacon and Eggs.

      Combine for best results.

      • http://Joerogan.net JRE<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        DVDASA is more like raisins. Nobody really gives a fuck. JRE is where it’s at. All day.

      • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        well said faggot

  • Topo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

    Asa fuck Dave!? Really? That’s not fair… She should fuck all the other guys too, especially the new guy.

    • Lol<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      This is the new producer^^

      • Topo<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        The new producer needs help, and what better help than from a porn star? He can do everything in about an hour and catch up for the lost time.

  • http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/c/9/c/c9c20f569686f886/Episode_37.mp3?c_id=6144952&expiration=1379645459&hwt=1dbd0a18c172e0d8fc7ff3fe31b5c4d5 Must See!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Click my name/link! It’s a MUST!!! Have to check this shit out!!!!

    • Ifft<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Fucking amazing! I’m so glad I clicked that! That podcast makes DVDASA seem like a waste of time!

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      That’s a link to yoshi 37.

      Its no surprise that yoshi is flooding the forums. Someone needs to check the IPs.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Is David a dick? Yes. Is he making you listen to his shit? No.

    • Deessen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Is this Dave’s shit? No.

  • everyonelovesgoodporn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bay Shore, NY, United States</span>

    Everybody on here shit talking dave, why did you just spend 2hours listening to his podcast?its true dave acts like an asshole but a lot of his behavior is clearly bipolar.He suffers from severe mania.I have a close family member with bipolar they have plenty of money and a good job yet they refuse to clean their house or use their air conditioning or heat.His friends and family tollerate all his impulsivity and narssicism because they know he’s sick and are genuinely concerned.This man gives us a small glimpse into his life twice a week its a show he obviously exagerates certain aspects of his personality for the show.Get a grip on reality and take this shit for what is and enjoy.

    • Deessen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Did I listen to 2 hrs of this show? No. I tried to listen for 20 minutes and had to pause it. This show is garbage. It’s like a shitty YouTube vid. People click play and pause WAY before its over. Then leave a comment on how they just wasted their time with this shitty excuse for a show.

      • OMG MY favorite movie is Waking Life too!<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        That was some heavy shit bro—Hey bro can you link me to your favorite Youtube vids?

  • EuropeanClownPosse<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    I like Dave. He gives off a super gay vibe. He’s just asking to get buttfucked one day. He might act like he’s kidding, but u can see it in his eyes. He’s incredibly gay. Come out of the closet David Choe! The gay community needs u!!!

  • http://21receipts.tumblr.com kev bookis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mesa, AZ, United States</span>

    bocca is on mill.. that’s that pizza you guys had in tempe. so fucking good lol made me shit so bad tho my dude. like 2 minute long farts n shit

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

    Did Asa just say that being poor is easy? She’s got weird opinions on a lot of things, but this one is just so off the mark that it made like her a little less. Asa, being poor is super stressful in every way.

    • 5.5 Hour Blowjob<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

      She meant it’s less stressful retard. Mo’ money mo’ problems aight.
      Sheesh, go work! No wonder why you’re poor.

      • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        And I just said being poor is super stressful, retard. Reading comprehension. How do it work? If anyone thinks being rich is more stressful than being poor, then they’ve never really been poor.

      • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        And Asa, living in somebody else’s mansion and doing Oxy all day is not being poor. You didn’t have money, but you were taken care of.

        • Watashi<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          More money, less problems. You’re right mw, don’t listen to this retard. & if you’re rich and think you have more problems, you don’t deserve to be rich. You’re problems don’t mean shit. People are starving, and/or struggling to find a place to live. Fuck your rich people problems

  • TragicGerm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    This podcast is not what I expected. This show is terrible.

  • VashDfuckStampede<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is the root of all dicketry. He’s outrageously ugly and a dick. Money is his only plus. Without it, he would have 0 friends and be a sad lonely virgin.

  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    I can’t watch this show anymore. But make more rad shirts for public merch. I will support you brooo

  • http://eddieifft.com/popup.html Red&WhiteFungus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Dave, click the link to my name and take notes of a Real podcast. You could learn a lot. Maybe this show wouldn’t suck so bad.

    • HolyShiiiit!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Now THAT was a podcast! I wonder how Asa would take it that Bonnie Rotten and Alektra was talking were talking about how much they love to fuck Tony Ribas?? I guess they specifically ask for each other !

    • TalkinShizz<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Thanks. The link was a truly amazing podcast. Yea they did put Tony in a weird situation by talking about him being their favorite guy to fuck. I couldn’t stop laughing and then the girls god my dick hard. That podcast was all the things DVDASA was supposed to be. The difference is that DVDASA failed and Eddie Ifft destroyed. Take a listen!!
      http://eddieifft.com/popup.html
      Episode 270&271
      I promise you won’t stop laughing!!!!!

      • Podcast GOLD/Diamond<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Just finished episode 270. I laughed so hard I think I now have abs. Thanks for the link! Fucking incredible

        • CondomsFeelWeird<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          10 minutes in and Im hooked. Eddie Ifft has my new favorite podcast. DVDASA can rot in hell. Talkin’ Shit tramples DVDASA. DVDASA, you guys should just stop now. The show sucks

      • DosSantos<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Omfg thanks for the link. After listening o 270&271, I say Fuck DVDASA. Talkin Shit Forever!!!!

      • AlbelDWicked<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        That shit destroys DVDASA. Thanks for the link

        • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          I’m pretty sure all the people that posted about the Eddie ifft podcast are the same fucking person

          • Namba Namba Namba revenge of the Namba<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            I love Eddie Ifft’s podcast. You’d have to be crazy to hate it

          • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Out of the 250 comments here, my money is on at the VERY least 100 of them are “the same person”. This forum needs a touch of moderation.

          • Geekinthepink<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            I doubt moderation would stop the hate. It actually is a shitty podcast.

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Haha, yea I think you’re right.

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            I was referring to Filet O Fish btw

      • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Jesus Christ…not even a meatspin?

      • Kalvin<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        The Eddie Ifft podcast is the shit. Just heard the last 2 episodes and it blew DVDASA out of the water. That was the kind of podcast Dave was always seeking, but his personality got in the way

      • Truth<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        It’s a 2 part episode. 270 is the first part and 271 is the second. And you’re right. I didn’t stop laughing for 3 hours. Now that’s entertainment

        • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mansfield, TX, United States</span>

          I just listened and it was terrible. Different strokes for different folks. It was good to Yoshi’s voice though. Always liked him though. Bonnie and Elecktra were ok, same old porn shit.

          • Tidus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            So was is ok or terrible? I heard it too and thought it was entertaining as hell. Sex and Comedy. It was way better than DVDASA as of late. Lately, all the sex we hear about is from Dave..(which is getting old) and the comedy on DVDASA has taken a dive.

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            I listened to it as well, and I’m with 5 Hour on this. If you guys really thought that was great entertainment; then wow. Even Eddie said during the podcast that it was terrible radio. I did like Yoshi though, but really didn’t care for either Alektra or Bonnie Rotten. They really made me appreciate Asa even more.

          • Leon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            And Eddie Ifft was being sarcastic you fucking idiot. That was a more than entertaining podcast. If you think DVDASA even comes close to that show you’re delusional. That episode made me think, ‘Wtf am I listening to DVDASA for? It’s garbage compared to this’

  • Bradley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Illawong, New South Wales, Australia</span>

    Yo dave

    My name is Bradley, I am amazed at how you talk about whatever you feel like talking about, I want to speak my mind but all the fucknuts here in australia dont like to talk. I am an artist, an aspiring gambler and I absolutly love women, seeing someone that shares those interests and is living like a… dave choe I guess is awesome. There isnt much worth staying here in Australia for so i’d like to ask you, more like beg you, if I could come to america or wherever you might be at the moment and hang out with you and learn from you.

    If you would like to contact me my email is athaclanor@live.com.au

    • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

      Wow. Such innocence.

      • Bradley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        What the fuck do you mean, I want to meet David motherfucking Choe so I’m trying to meet David motherfucking Choe. If I hadn’t made an attempt to contact him there would be zero chance of it, how the fuck is trying to meet a sex crazed gambler innocent.

        • B33f<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Sounds outrageously gay

          • Bradley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            But I’m not gay you assmunch.

          • Sasha Blue<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Don’t lie

        • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Have you thought about sending an actual letter? There an address on the sidebar. I really doubt dave reads the comments.

          • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Yea, sending a letter would probably help, but Dave might not read the fan mail either. Asa did say she reads the comment section though.

          • Toyboat<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            Actually the entire cast admitted that they read the comments and Dave admitted to leaving paragraphs of anonymous posts on occasion. Check the Andy Milinokis episode retards. You might be talking to Dave right now and not even know it

          • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

            …and i wish i could paint!

        • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

          I’ll save you the long trip. Allow me to galvanize your naivete with vitriol. How is not putting a question mark at the end of 2 out of 2 stupid questions innocent? And is it truly ZERO chance? Lesson #1 from Dave to you concerns the nature of probabilities. Is every person that Dave comes in contact with someone who consciously attempted to meet him? Oh, and aren’t we all sex-crazed gamblers? “Sex-crazed gambler” may be the very definition of human, and maybe the definition of biological organisms in general. Paradoxically, even the least sex-crazed among us can perhaps be said to be the most crazed regarding sex. Even those that don’t see themselves as gamblers risk their wealth, health, and lives at every waking moment. We were all sperm once. We all breathe the same air, air moved by the heat of only one sun, a sun that will inevitably explode. You lucky, lucky zygote! Or unlucky, depending on how one views life. Either way, if you can’t admit your own innocence (as I can admit mine, and as all wise people can admit theirs) then you’re more naive than I thought. Remove the proverbial wool from your giant, anime eyes. Don’t fawn over Dave! Take the age-old Delphic advice and “know thyself” instead. Ironically, I’m guessing Dave would prefer to meet you only after you’ve outgrown your infatuation with him. Back to the vitriol: In other words, go genocide some aboriginals you Aussie hypocrite. We in the U.S. have quite enough ignorance and immaturity to contend with. Stay home.

          • ToyBoat<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            See, I bet that’s Dave. Now you can feel good about your sorry ass and quit trying to meet him :)

          • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

            Shit. Dave wishes he could write.

          • Sammy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

            I’ve listened to the Andy M. Episode. He does write. And he does it anonymously on this website. Take a listen.

    • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

      …and i wish i could paint!

      • Craniumfuck69<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        Bob Ross paints better than Dave in his sleep. Or on Mushrooms

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    DVDASA fans are faggots. except for me

    • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You’re a bottom too? Oops meant to PM that to you!

  • forreal<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    money mark should do a custom intro for the show every episode

    • PLEASE YEA<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      PLeASE YEA

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I’m not seeing any fish food on Critter’s wish list. Clearly that was an oversight that needs to be remedied.

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      They all died. Thanks for nothing, losers.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    The weird sound effects they kept making during trivia, annoyed the fucking shit out of me.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    20 guesses to get Nagasaki? Really?

  • Pretentious Dirty Fucking Toenails<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I like when DVDASA whips out those short clips of subtle retarded cute shit like Bobby’s mantra. Shit gets like no views lol. And to the haters— he’s NOT a kidney-scraping homosexual! YET

  • Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Money mark making noise during trivia is unbearably annoying.

    • HARRY JIM<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You are a fucking idiot.
      Respect the legend.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Thank You Kim! Yes, it annoyed the fucking shit out of me like I mentioned previously, it just made it hard to play along and was completely unnecessary.

  • Jacob B<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave is getting increasingly more annoying. Stop being such a pouty bitch, dude

  • HARRY JIM<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Whats with all the hate on Dave? The dude is fucking hilarious.
    I love his fucked up stories! 100% true or not. Listening to him fuck with everybody is great too!
    Makes my Tuesday and Thursday morning actually. If anybody is annoying its the Yeti looking mother fucker Clitter.

    1.Dave
    2.Asa
    3.Val
    4.Bobby
    5.Money Mark
    6.Clitter
    7.Alex (is this the virgin dudes name?)

    • Jaysen<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Get the fuck off if Critter’s case. He’s a cool motherfucker. Dave is a fucking punk. Only a bitch-made queer would have him at the top of the list. Go pack Dave’s shit in, faggot

      • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Were you the Military Dad on “American Beauty.”

  • Bambino<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    1.Asa
    2.Val
    3.Critter
    4.Bobby
    5.The special guest(whoever it may be)
    6.Alex
    7.Money Mark
    8.The manikin in the back
    9.Dave

  • Queeatahded<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    1. Alex the virgin
    2. Valentin
    3. Bobby Trivia
    4. Asa
    5. Critter

  • C<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I like dave and don’t really like asa that much

    • Símōn<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      That’s because you’re a gay faggot ass bitch

      • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Homophobic=Gayer then Gay

        • Greer64<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Internet Troll who uses RoboCop as part of his name= Gayer than homophobic = gay stalker status

          • Trollbo Cop<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Gay faggot homo gay gay homo faggot i love Joe Rogan Gay Gay queer faggot i hate myself gay fag gay gay

  • Oscar<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    The dumbest thing Asa has ever said on the podcast was sadly this episode… She said athletes are not artists. Even though some athletes are even called “Mixed martial artists”, and if you don’t think Michael Jordan is an artist and really alot of basketball players, e.g. Vince Carter, Jason Richardson etc then Jesus fucking christ you don’t have the definition of artist in your head. Bodybuilders are definately artists and I would say alot of soccer players definately are aswell, Asa please ask your husband about Ronaldinho, Zlatan Ibrahimovic or the whole fucking spanish national soccer team, they are artists. An artist is someone who create something beautiful, and beauty is not only expressed within painting or music Asa.

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Origin:
      1575–85; < Middle French artiste < Medieval Latin artista master of arts. See art1 , -ist

      Can be confused: artisan, artist, artiste

      Synonym Study
      1. Artist, artisan, artiste are persons having superior skill or ability, or who are capable of producing superior work. An artist is a person engaged in some type of fine art. An artisan is engaged in a craft or applied art. An artiste is usually a skilled public performer.

      artist
      1580s, "one who cultivates one of the fine arts," from M.Fr. artiste (14c.), from It. artista, from M.L. artista, from L. ars (see art (n.)). Originally used especially of the arts presided over by the Muses (history, poetry, comedy, tragedy, music, dancing, astronomy), but
      also used 17c. for "one skilled in any art or craft" (including professors, surgeons, craftsmen, cooks). Now especially of "one who practices the arts of design or visual arts" (a sense first attested 1747).

      — n
      1. a person who practises or is skilled in an art, esp painting, drawing, or sculpture
      2. a person who displays in his work qualities required in art, such as sensibility and imagination
      3. a person whose profession requires artistic expertise, esp a designer: a commercial artist
      4. a person skilled in some task or occupation: an artist at bricklaying
      5. obsolete- an artisan
      6. slang- a person devoted to or proficient in something: a booze artist ; a con artist

      Why sport stars practicing athletics aren't artists:
      art is a method of communicating some form of self expression. If a skateboarder spends lots of time designing new tricks, whether or not they are proficient initially, they are an artist, designing something for others to see. An example here would be Rodney Mullen, he is an artist.
      If an athlete performs a task of exceptional skill during the course of a game or practice, there is no self expression. If Michael Jordan makes a shot from half court, he is highly skilled, but is not expressing any ideas, thoughts, or feelings in any way. A soccer player who sprints at breakneck speeds to kick a ball with a seemingly impossible curve that "bends" around the defender, this is well beyond proficiency, but in no way an artisan (producing art in limited quantities using traditional methods), as many players can perform the same task repeatedly in an indistinguishable way.

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Asa says a lot of dumb things, but that wasn’t one of them. You might as well call anybody with any skill an artist if you’re going to claim that athletes are artists.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        +1 mw

  • KingOfAllShitStains<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    French food made by a Korean from LA……LOL

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      The Korean will probably have Mexicans do all the cooking

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    So much hate on Dave lol. Dave does take that shit like a man doe, he doesn’t really complain about it, js. He does bitch about other shit however lol. One thing though, I do agree that the shows have been kinda diluted as of late. I know you guys probably had to do several episodes at the same time for various reasons, but it would be good to get away from that or to find another solution to help keep the shows fresher. Some of the recent episodes do feel like it was a bit of a chore to do, which kinda comes through when you watch them.

    I still like the show and the weirdness of it. I hope you guys follow through with some of the aspirations for the show. Get more cool guests to fuck wit too doe.

    Bobby man, stop frontin’ like you don’t want to do the show. Stop trying to get your next raise lol.

  • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Money Mark dropping knowledge on this episode. Money, you should put your 2 cents in more frequently. I appreciate the wisdom. You had me thinking about my life

  • Namba Namba Namba revenge of the Namba<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Maybe they shouldn’t record this all in one day? I mean each episode is way in the past. Plus it seems like you guys have nothing to talk about after 8 hours of podcasting. (Except Dave’s horrible hourlong lies) Seriously, it’s killing the show.

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Of all the critical comments, this one is the most accurate. Two shows a day, TOPS. One with guest, one without, so there’s lots of fresh material to talk about.

      Please eat in between recordings. I would rather hear two 2 hour shows recorded same day than four 1 hour shows recorded same day where everyone is itching to get up and use the bathroom, eat, take a break…

      Pete Holmes needs to come on, show you guys how to get a 5 hour podcast with nearly anyone to feel like 45 invigorating minutes.

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    What a cesspool of losers.

    • Requiem For a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Who’s your favorite porn star? What’s his name again?

      • Marxen<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Looking for people to relate to? Lol, go watch your gay porn and be the lonely sad fuck that you are.

      • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Toni Ribas

  • Potpie<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    What is this shit?? This podcast is a bunch of nerdy fat kids and a pornstar.

  • CondomsFeelWeird<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I was expecting this show to be raw with a IDGAF vibe. Instead it’s just an asshole screaming at his friends. This podcast is a disappointment.

  • Marxen<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Do the world a favor and end the show. Or let Asa build her own cast. Without Dave

  • Ugh<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This show ruined my morning. So pissed I downloaded it. Now I have to listen to an old podcast I downloaded from Bertcast..

  • Geekinthepink<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    DVDASA is like nailing your dick to a tree. Not many have experienced it, but everyone knows how bad it sucks.

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Kinda sick of Asa randomly blurting out racist shit about black people. Bobby lists a bunch of black stereotypes to define “nignug” and Asa sneers, “Oh, you mean like all black people?”

    No, Asa, all black people don’t act as one like-minded stereotype. Maybe Dave can push the honesty envelope and find out what’s at the root of Asa’s bigotry/ignorance.

    • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You racially sensitive bitch. Asa is not racist. She’s mentioned that she finds black men attractive. Every now and then, Asa likes chocking on the purple pipe. Her fantasy black men are Jamie Fox and Quentin Tarantino

    • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • LaBritt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Baytown, TX, United States</span>

      That moment caught my ear, too. Sadly, Dave is no position to quiz anyone on their disparaging opinions about black people, given his discussion in the past of how he cannot be attracted to black women.

    • Stück Brot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sursee, 01, Switzerland</span>

      yes, asa is an ignorant, racist bitch. what else is new, mate?

      • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mansfield, TX, United States</span>

        Yeah right? Dummy

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      mw, it’s DVDASA’s one black fan!

  • Some Body<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    David/Critter = Liberace/Scott Thorson — allegedly. Also why you delete my earlier post you fucking 1% whale.

    • On Da Real Doe<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

      Gucci Mane/Waka Flocka Flame= Liberace/ Thornton

  • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I jusr re-listened to first 3 episodes of KGB and once again it was awesome. DVDASA is still evolving. Dave is the show so everyone saying this would be better without Dave are fucking idiots. Are any of the hardcore Yoshi fans listening to Yoshedidnt? I tried but it just wasn’t the same. This show is unique in that they push the envelope in telling dirty secrets that no other podcasts has dared to do. If anyone wants a more formated podcast with better guest try the nerdist. I did but a found it kinda generic, even with great guest like Tom Hanks and Will Ferrel. I really wish Joey and Harry would come back to give the show a boost. Dave needs some bro love and this current cast although kidding dimisses Dave a little to much. You would see this shit happening to Howard, maybe a little descent but not making Dave the butt of jokes.

  • Williard Q Taft<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This is a question for ask asa…

    Asa, tell us about the two times you for pregnant, who knocked you up and did you freak out about it? Does this happen often in porn?? Thanks

    Keyword search: Bobby, asa, critter, dave, david choe, valintin, “AskAsa”, Joey, Harry, penis, cocksucker, rimjob

  • Semtex<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave is a retard. This podcast was a waste if my time. Anybody who is thinking about clicking play, don’t. Save yourself the time.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 56 of DVD ASA taught me that musical performers of One Hit Wonders are comfy.

    • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      …and that David Choe wants to bring back the practice of indenturing when it comes to Bobby’s freedom.

      CHOEHEART: “FREEEEEEDOM!!!

  • Filet O Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    Asa fucked Wolverine and killed him! That’s why I love Asa!

  • Bobbyfan86<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aarhus, Central Jutland, Denmark</span>

    I know Bobby would say no one os a loser, but Jesus, the amount of assholes commenting here is insane. If you hate Dave so much, don’t listen to it! I agree that recording so many shows is killing it a bit.

  • FingerBlaster<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    I hate Dave. & it’s not Dave’s show. Asa is a host as well. I tune in just to hear Asa’s perspective in things. She’s a down ass chick. Dave is the downside to the show. So if you love Dave so much & love yo hear his lies, go watch that fake ass show, Thumbs up.

    • Fresh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Agree. Thumbs up started out okay, but the fakeness was obvious really quick. There are too many fake things to point out in that show. It’s more fake than a rubber pussy.

    • Heronimous<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Wow, 300 comments? Every major podcasts have 0-20 at most. I’m 15 minutes in and not a fan. Sounds like children bickering… Only they’re 40..

  • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rothley, Leicestershire, United Kingdom</span>

    These comments are fucking aids. lol.

  • bamboowarrior<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mont Albert, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Don’t like it, don’t visit. It’s simple. All of you negative cunts are just jealous that you have to get up in the morning and go to work/school and you have no money and no women and your likes are whack. And all your ‘artistic endeavours’ are fucked and incomplete. This podcast is a testament to Dave’s work ethic – he goes into a project 100% and doesn’t look back; knowing with repetition it will become great. That’s why he’s a winner. And you’re a looser sitting at your parents house being a cunt to people you know shit all about. I respect Dave entirely for his work ethic and it’s something successful people have in common and something a large percentage of the world population can learn from example. Do you really think these people care so much about your negative comments? Do you think they are so weak as to finish the show because of you? How big is your fuckn’ ego? Jealous ditch diggin for a livin’ weak maggots.

    • Shane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Thanks for your input, but I’ve read this comment section and was more entertained by it than the show. Most people are hating on Dave and not the show. And Dave’s work ethic? He sits and talks once a week and sometimes paints. LOL what a work ethic. He’s a piece of shit like you

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mansfield, TX, United States</span>

    Dave is the fucking man!

  • Bldoj<span class="comment-author-location"> from Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal, Argentina</span>

    It’s not easy being broke. Being broke is not having resources including friends and family who would keep from starving and being homeless. I doubt Dave or Asa have ever experienced that.

  • Crabmeat&Fish<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    Oh god. I’m so pissed I downloaded this after listening to him on Rogan. I swear to god this guy needs to get everything he has taken from him to humble him. This guy is the douchey fatfuck F-list celebrity that thinks he’s better than everyone. I’m thoroughly offended by the way you are. Fucking kill yourself, dude. The world would be a better place. Your ‘friends’ will be sad for 2 days and forget about you. So go ahead. You fucking low life

    • ecdc<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      uhm you have issues calm down … its called comedy take it easy bro

    • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

      awwww poor baby boy, puts ur ba ba in you’re mouth and lays you in ur crib.

      • Sammy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        I bet that baby put his dick in your mom’s throat because your daddy wasn’t big enough

  • sgt.squiggly<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

    critter’s intro in this ep might’ve been the best one so far

  • KingofHearts<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

    1st time lister. Downloaded and listened in my car. I gotta say.. Childish podcast. If I wanted to hear people screaming about nonsense I would have stayed hone with my kids rather than work tonight. Seriously, you’re grown men acting like kids throwing a tantrum. Definitely not downloading another episode.

    • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

      boo hoo hoo.

  • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    if you think david is a “douche” or whatever complaint you have, why the hell are you listening to the show!!! find a more interesting life and quite complaining, babies.

    • Sammy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

      Wow, another one of these rare Dave lovers. He said he was a first time listener dumbfuck. Why don’t you guys stop being little fags and stop cupping Dave’s nuts. Sorry it’s not the Dave Choe Show fag boy

      • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

        fishy post, this. just sayin’. nuts-cupping line is good tho.

      • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

        youre trolling gives me a boner… yeshomo

      • Sammy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Menifee, CA, United States</span>

        It’s fishy that both of you post near the same time, agree about the same stuff. Use 1 name loser. And BTW your boner probably looks like brail.

  • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    fishy? only tuna and pus is fishy

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    no new ep? :(

  • Nosgis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aalesund, Møre og Romsdal, Norway</span>

    WELCOME TO THE DANCE, here is the new episode:
    http://t.co/jDr7wE7bne

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    be a broke asexual – achieve nirvana

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    ASA JUST BROUGHT UP EBONICS BY BIG L, YEEEE

  • cunt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santee, CA, United States</span>

    lol

  • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    Mr. Menifee, CA has 90 comments posted at this point. Out of ~350.