• dr.oops<span class="comment-author-location"> from Desert Hot Springs, CA, United States</span>

    yall need to get Kool Keith/dr.octagon/black elvis as a guest!! one of the most sexual/ funny/ crazy rapper on the planet..

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      armed with seven rounds of space doo doo pistols

  • sesual chocolate<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    yes! :)

  • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

    I loooooove this episode. It’s only been online for 45-seconds and I’ve already listened to the full hour and a half. Such is my awesome power. I ruv David Choi and Asha Acura and Booby Panda and Creeter sopher, and Biz Money Markee, and Chepo Valentino de Souza. My faves. Yay guys!

  • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

    This paldcass have been offisharree POWA CHECK. It is most strong!

  • weeeeeee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sweden</span>

    I’d like to ask Asa if she checks her mail asa1@me.com hahahah thank your jew pimp.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    Ha, body switching question was awesome. Great episode. Everyone visit Critters wish list and buy his ass something, he deserves it!

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    Bobby, for some reason I had a dream of Asa and Quiet C asking me a bunch of questions, for some reason I knew what Quiet C looked like.. Is this a future prediction?

  • Candysmackers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

    Asa: “He didn’t take his fucking souvenir.” Seemed like there was some animosity there. What’s her deal with Kevin Smith? Pffttt…. Asa. Whatever girl.

    • Candysmackers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

      “I liked Matt Saracen.” Ughh Asa. Why are you being like that? You should have been more appreciative. So turned off by her right now.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        I liked Matt Saracen too

        • Candysmackers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

          Oh, I liked him too! But the tone made it seem like “Well, I liked Matt Saracen. The other guest we had was terrible.” I am fairly protective of Kev Smith though and I just got annoyed. I forgive her though through the internets :)

          • candyass<span class="comment-author-location"> from Temecula, CA, United States</span>

            Shut the hell up, fanboy.

    • Dong Su Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      She’s pissed off about that piece of shit Kevin Smith movie, Cop Out. LOL
      i love you Asa

      • Candysmackers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ottawa, ON, Canada</span>

        Haha. Even Kev is pissed off about Cop Out. Still, be respectful of your guests.

      • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Hi…I poke yo penis. Check fo Powa.

  • Thai Mai Shu<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Love the show.. Bring back Showbizawitz!!!!!

    • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Yeah, Joey should of always been a regular

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Would be dope to get Mix Master Mike and Qbert on the show.

    • Dong Su Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Hell yeah!
      $$$Mark had to leave because he’s doing big thangs with Mixmaster Mike. Money Mark rules

  • Guac Docker<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Dave’s just strung out of his skull from all that pussy he’s been getting. Can you guys talk about miserable rich people? Can you guys have a whispering episode where you guys are just whispering? Or how bout just Asa whispering?

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Haha! just an Asahole whisper so we canna heal huh. I like. I poke your penis to checka for POWA. You have strong.

      • Guac Docker<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        Hahahaha YES ME RONERY too but dick hate touch!

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Is Asa’s husband the “So Lonely” porn guy? http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3vosmv/

    • Dong Su Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Yeah, that is Mr Akira

      • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

        Ha! awesome

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I would love to see a Bobby and Quiet C porno

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I tap Bubby’s penis many time….he strong for POWA altho look velly ti-uhhed. Queit C’eeah likeahh gulls.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Tyra – Kill
    Lyla – Marry
    Julie – Fuck

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Asa, who would you fuck/marry/kill between Matt Saracen, Smash and Tim Riggins?

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Gambit was played by Taylor Kitsch (aka- Tim Riggins) in X-Men Origins – Wolverine.

  • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Love, love love the show. Jk about all the dickish comments in the past

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I pokaa yo penis…chack for POWA. Not less strong than less in …uh …I tap….okay?

  • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I luva Dahvid Choi (I squeeze penis…very strong. sticky!) and Bubby Numba (I tap tap, cause he looka tiled). I dream wish to tap Clattas penis. He big man blonde ppletty I think white is velly strong penis Brue eyes.
    If you want penis tap POWA chack please comment berow. I happy chack yo POWA…ytap.

  • Brotherwu<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Hey guys, have been listening to your show since the beginning. Guys have been doing a nice job. Something Asa said today gave me an idea for a segment. How about: “Final (or Last) Word with Val?” You already have him weigh in on various topics. You could choose four or five different topics (like whether a miata is a feminine or masculine car, not a great example) discuss amongst the crew, then give Val the final say. You could also have a Judge Val segment where he can mock arbitrate conflicts submitted by listeners. Let me know what you think. Cheers, and keep up the good work!

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      This a good idea. I wish tap Var’s penis for I feer it is MOST stlong schlong in clew. I wish Tap var’s penis POWA check. I arso wish yacuzzi thlee gulls with Var and DP DSASA. I like. Var might POWA on show.

      • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        I guve BluthaWu POWA chack tap tap. His velly stlong penis POWA chack. I like. I like to touch he too.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Val approves.

  • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Bubby Numba is pletty face. I rike handsome face and rike Tap Tap Bubby. He velly film penis and feel like halny panda fliend.

    • Chikubi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

      That is THE worst Asian accent. Do a bit more research then post.

      • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

        What Asian accent? What have you tark about. I wish to tap tap you POWA Chack because you a looka soft weak. You seem ti uhhd.

  • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Okay, I’m back. The original 5 HOUR BJ you’ve all love to hate. Juat wanted to say fuck DVDASA, my favorite podcast after Joe Rogan. Every now and then I just like fucking with nerds so get a grip.

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

      I like to poke at penis…POWA chack you for strong. Not so strong now. POWA chack you lata

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

    I had a vivid dream that Joe Rogan gave me a Cincinnati Bow-tie

    • correxsis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Edit at 18:29, when “Brooklyn Condo Conversion” comes into play.

      Conversion does work with brooklyn just right, but the universal muse of sound came to me in a dream and informed me that “condo” could have easily been “5-point”, as in 2 point conversion (extra points for the percussive massage), and/or the five point palm exploding heart technique. Brooklyn 5-Point Conversion.

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

    Bobby is a worthless, lazy fuck. His only job on the show is to do the trivia and the fat fucker is always trying to get out of doing trivia

    • 5 HOUR BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Bobby is lazy but is adorable. I still love him!

      • Harold Lee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

        Yes get Redban on… With Dana Dearmond – XXXsquad

        DEATHSQUAD

        • be my lovah lovah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Temecula, CA, United States</span>

          Nooooooo, Dana Dearmond is TERRIBLE.

          • Hong Kong<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Asa and Dana are buddies. They are both Spiegler girls. Asa was on Dana and Redban’s podcast.

          • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Noooo rike big hardo fake tits! Dana have hairey asshole too.
            Only rike Asa. Asa is d’besto!

  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>
  • Dohhg<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sweden</span>

    Put Redban on!

    • Woody Allen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Yes, put Redban on. Dude has dirty massage parlor stories for days

  • 5 Hour BJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Listening to David Choe on Joe Rogan right now. It is classic Dave. Awesome fucking podcast.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Episode 317 with Yoshi?

      • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

        No, episode 392. He was on for the second time last night and tore it up.

        DVDASA should get Redban on. He has the same sick, inappropriate sense of humor that frequently puts Rogan off and would be awesome for this show.

        • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

          Redban would be a cool guest, he would fit on DVDASA better than Joe I think. He was also entertaining on Yoshi Didn’t. The new JRE with Dave was awesome, even though it was pretty much all stuff we’ve already heard on here. Still a great show. Dave also made the most horrible hilarious joke ever when Rogan asked him what if the Mexican girlfriend got pregnant: “Then the baby could suck the dick on the way out”

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    Also, somebody should get on expanding the comments section into a DVDASA message board. Just a suggestion that I’m sure others mentioned already

    • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      +1

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        +2

        • CodeRed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dallas, TX, United States</span>

          +3

  • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

    Redban would the perfect for DVDASA. Plus he’s also fan of the show.

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Redban rike monkey ando smell like monkey!

  • Make Tits<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

    Asa, you told Dave to retire that Sexually Transmitted Feelings joke. He loves that joke. Dave said it again on the Joe Rogan podcast… Lol

  • Haides<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Mirada, CA, United States</span>

    Bobby should make a “Bobby sings X-mas Songs” album!!!

    • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

      I like to tap tap yo penis to chack POWA!

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Hey, why did it phase at 18:30? Y’all editing this shit???

  • Hikaru POWA Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Me no likey likey Joe Rolgan! He rook rike monkey man!

  • EllisCarver<span class="comment-author-location"> from Philadelphia, PA, United States</span>

    I think the girl Asa was referring to as choosing to only do anal was Aurora Jolie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Rockzo-the-Rock-N-Roll-Clown/ Dr. Rockzo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Torre, Darién, Panama</span>

    I’M COKE!!!!!!!!!!NE MONSTER HELP!!! ASA

  • Jen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wakarusa, KS, United States</span>

    Big Pens fan, love your shirt Bobby!!!

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    On episode 54 of DVDASA I learned that Asa Akira’s ass likes to be donkey punched.

  • Globalslut<span class="comment-author-location"> from Petoskey, MI, United States</span>

    Could have easily gone with a Martin Brodeur question…but he hits them with Anthony. I love it ….if only Kevin had still been there. You really are in the limelight Bobby, right where you belong.

  • Sir Amherst<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I chose this episode at random because I eat avocado every day, and the title caught my attention.