• DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    first

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      ASL?

    • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Lets see the dong dude

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Grateful Dead Family has your bizzzzaaack!!!

  • soytupapi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pomona, CA, United States</span>

    hook me up with a job dave

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Hey Dave?! Will you let him suck my dick? I will make sure he/she does not swallow any and I will keep all of my boys and paint a rad picture with it. I wish I had black lights to see whats sperm and whats just piss/calciumfags. I’m not the #1 sperm donor but I consider myself the second best in my neck of the dick of Canada. We are sick fucks out here and we only wish to paint as good as you with our sperm. GLOW IN THE DARK! I just typed an ellaborate thing out for Zell but I just want you to know that we can search other things yknow? I don’t know what to search either but MILF PUSSY DP is better than faggy bj segments okay?

      • soytupapi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pomona, CA, United States</span>

        ^^ troubled life or what putita

        • soytupapi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pomona, CA, United States</span>

          dan wiley let me cum in your ear bbygirl ill pay you

          • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

            meth is soo bad…..

        • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

          troubled meth in my nose. I didn’t even think I posted anything on here. Apparently I did. This is why I can’t have nice things.

  • tony<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Marcos, CA, United States</span>

    fack all you, I’m first fucking faggots!….. and…….. I’m out!

  • a1b3d0<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

    dave why did you say you might die in the last episode? are you going on a secret mission to save kenneth bae, korean-american missionary who was recently sentenced to 15 years hard labor in north korea? good luck bruh.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/04/world/asia/dennis-rodman-says-he-is-returning-to-north-korea.html

  • yoppers<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vallejo, CA, United States</span>

    Dave please bring back Denzolo or at least give us a reason as to why he won’t come on the show. He always brings the deep convos & insight.

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Shingeki no Kyojin( *3* )DVDASA!!! Great Show

  • eh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pompano Beach, FL, United States</span>

    We want Showbizawitz BACK!

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Who are you? Might as well get the old guy that probably has died. WHEEEL OF FURTUNE FAG. Whats that old nuts buts name?

      • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

        HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!

  • esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    does the hd work for anybody?

    • yousef<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      This episode looks like complete shit. the HD version looks like 360p and the SD version looks like 240p. Someone dun goofed.

  • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cupertino, CA, United States</span>

    “Guns; Chung-Kuo. Wu; Custer City, back Deadwood. 150 Chunk-Kuo cocksucker! Swedgin–”

    “Shut The Fuck Up Wu.”

    “Hang-dai.”

    “Hang-dai. Hang-dai, Fucking Wu.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LUTSMqR_qg

  • meh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Luxembourg</span>
  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>
    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Favourite song from the movie DRIVE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Rockzo-the-Rock-N-Roll-Clown/ Dr. Rockzo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Torre, Darién, Panama</span>

    JUST SAY YES! COKE!!!!!!!!!!!NE YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Essex, MD, United States</span>

    Critter is bringing awesome guests to the show, but his Amazon wish list doesn’t have an address configured on it so it doesn’t work?!? He should be rewarded for his hard work and contributions from the bean bag….

  • Ted<span class="comment-author-location"> from Iselin, NJ, United States</span>

    The video quality is craptacular for this episode. oh well…

    • arnaldosfjunior<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>

      Jynx Maze is one of my all time favorites. Good choice for an Avatar, Ted.

  • John Kyle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sweden</span>

    Critter please stop saying woot woot so much. It’s cool every once in while but you’re way over doing it and its starting to get annoying. You sound like the camel from the geico commercials. Still love you though bro.
    Other than that the podcast is fantastic. I love the raw honesty the show brings. I envy you guys’ unblackmailabe status. Keep up the good work.

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    Critter is killing it with the jokes and raps. “Oh so you don’t like cream filled things?” and what was the one he said before that

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Haha, yea, my favorite part of the show was when he made that twinkie remark to Asa.

    • anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      critter is the new best

  • Backwards Therapy<span class="comment-author-location"> from White Lake, MI, United States</span>

    I watched the shit outta that show over the holiday weekend. Beers, pizza, jimmy johns, and Friday Night Lights.
    Great recommendation Rob Lobe!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    So glad I watched FNL to know what they were talking about and enjoy this episode. Please get Lyla Garrity(Minka Kelly) and Tim Riggins(Taylor Kitsch)on.

  • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Could we get an Amazon wish list set up for Zell?

    • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Essex, MD, United States</span>

      Nice, this one works! Finally Critter can be rewarded for his insightful raps, thought provoking comments, Hollywood networking, and occasional microphone drumming. Some shit is on it’s way to you my friend from your fans in West Virginia, keep up the good work!

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Sorry, Asa, but your research is off. Brad wasn’t 25 during Interview with the Vampire, he was 30-31. And he was such a passive recipient of that tiny peck from Kirsten that it hardly counts for anything. Kirsten told the story later on, though, that she was told the director would say ‘cut’ right before they actually touched lips, but instead he kept rolling and she just went through with it, feeling extremely uncomfortable in the process.

  • yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    boring boring boring ..

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Can you guys sell DVDASA coasters? People don’t use them as much these days… savages…

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Decent episode. Definitely not the most exciting guest, but DVDASA always delivers. Can’t complain.

    Wonder if they’re gonna get back into the Mexican girlfriend that they left us hanging with the last time around.

  • Drunk Amy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Money Mark is the greatest

    • Drunk Amy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Money Mark is the greatest. I love that guy

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Since Dave is such a big Dawson’s Creek fan I’m surprised he’s not more into Varsity Blues with his boy crush Van Der Beek. “I don’t want your life!”

  • meth head<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    Breaking Bad DVDASA Yeah Bitch!

  • Max C<span class="comment-author-location"> from Blacksburg, VA, United States</span>

    This podcast took a great turn when Friday Night Lights became a prevalent topic. Definitely an underrated show – hope you’ll have more of the cast on as guests.

  • Drunk Amy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Bring back that Japanese, pervert, race car driver!

    • Jen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wakarusa, KS, United States</span>

      Yes!!!!! I love him, he can drive my car without a license any day.

    • anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

      yup

    • Kool Guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      If Dave is not willing to have group sex with Hikaru, I am. That Jap and I will tag team a señorita.

      Oh, Seck-she Ray-deez!

  • Jesse<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Bobby is such a fat fuck, he needs to carry around toilet seat covers and toilet paper

  • Johnson’s Baby Lotion (with shea & cocoa butter)<span class="comment-author-location"> from Grosse Pointe, MI, United States</span>

    You see this episode right here exposes the true weakness of the show. When a cast of misfits, outcast and outspoken individuals have a vanilla guest on who is not into your freakish lifestyles. It becomes boring after 10 minutes. Since I started doing my nightly workout when I hit play I lasted for about 28 minutes before I fast forwarded to see if this guest got up and they started talking about something else. He was still in the chair an hour later.

    My God, I couldn’t take Dave’s childish Fanboy Comic Con questions over and over again to a guest who was un-interested in the reason you wanted to speak to him in the first place and didn’t even bother watching his own damn tv show and yet you insisted on talking to this guy for over an hour. Then Asa’s almost pathetic attempt to force people into sexual deviant categories just because she is a porn star. Dude chill out. It wasn’t funny when you said the pedo shit 5 minutes in, let alone the 10 other times you said it before I cut this shit off.

    This episode could have been funny with the right guest. Not saying Zach isn’t a cool person. He just isn’t freakish enough to be a good guest on a demented show like this. Unlike the rest of you. He has a career and a life to lose from some of the crap you guys talk about. Everyone can’t be a dolphin catcher like Jim Norton and want to crack jokes about it. I get that. But at least have some guest on who are willing to go there with you and not just laugh and try to change the subject when things get awkward.

    Money Mark sounds good, can’t wait until the new studio is built.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hamilton, ON, Canada</span>

      Very astute observation. I think it’s only fair at this point to feature Dumbfoundead, the original K-Town hipster aka Korean Jesus aka Old Boy aka Ruler of the DMZ aka freestyle jester

    • That guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hawthorne, CA, United States</span>

      I agree with you man. This episode was very awkward! I hate how they kept bringing up that show he was on. I’m sure the guy was getting annoyed by that. I just recently watched all the episodes so far and I have to say that this was the worst one yet.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      I gotta agree. This episode was too bland. Zach just seemed like he was doing a favor being on the show. The conversations were pretty tame which made for an overall dull episode. I think they were trying too hard get into his sexuality, but the dude seemed boring and not into anything other than consensual sex in the missionary position. I really wish some of the old crew from KGB would make a comeback, at least as guests from time to time. I miss the arguments between Dave, Harry, Yoshi and Maury with Sae Lee doing her high laugh in the background. KGB was so good and so is DVDASA, but in a sterile formatted kind of way. KGB was really like being in a room full of friends.

      • Requiem For a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        This show needs special guest Bruce Chandling

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I actually liked this episode. I thought Zach was a good guest and just because he doesn’t bang trannies in his spare time doesn’t mean he’s a boring guy. Maybe if you had never seen Friday Night Lights it would have been a boring episode, but Friday Night Lights used to be my favorite show, so I thoroughly enjoyed this episode.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com/ Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Gotta give Dave credit. At one point Critter was talking and Dave cut him off. Critter pointed that out and Dave was like fuck you Critter. About two seconds later Dave said I’m sorry Critter continue. Dave is getting better with letting people talk!

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Paton Oswalt and Jim Norton were talking about Dave today on Opie &Anthony.

  • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canada</span>

    dave you’re so great at not keeping secrets

    what the fuck is this dangerous project you are doing? are you going to interview the mexican drug cartel what the fuck

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Opie & Ant said they want you on their show, Dave.

  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    I do wish that I had never done any drugs. Because I see people now who haven’t and I don’t believe them. This episode pissed me off but I think I’m just at a lack of serotonin. You are still my favourite podcast. I can’t do that shit anymore…
    Can’t wait for tuesday and it’s pissing me off.. allegedly.

  • robby<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    you’ve got to have ADD to watch that unwatchable show FNL. what is up with that incessant camera shaking?? cameraman got epilepsy or what? stupid effects ruins a seemingly perfectly good show. LPP

  • Dr. Fantastic<span class="comment-author-location"> from Adamsville, OH, United States</span>

    Dear ASA, please get Lexi diamond on the show, I want to cum inside her sexy little body :p lols all around guys

  • dagh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wauseon, OH, United States</span>

    This Episode sucked i want to watch this show though it looks good but all they talk about is the show very boring. Never before have i not finished an episode till now.

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Embrace that acne! Lol, great show again <3

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    The episode of DVDASA with “Zach Gilford” in it taught me that the Partially Black Dude episode surprisingly surpassed it in the lack of entertainment department.

    A future guest that would redeem the shortcomings of this episode would be Dr. Judy Ho.

    She’s a shrink that seems to have far less emotional baggage (aka – Amanda Bynes level of crazy) than Yoshi’s friend, Lilit.

    And while Dr. Judy analyzes the hosts, I’d be interested to see if Choe could charm the panties off a legitimate doctor. It couldn’t help but make for another classic story telling session for David.

    And if Ho delves too deep into Asa’s fragile psyche, and causes her to cry, have Critter Valentine roughly escort her out of the studio.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>
      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Damn, she’s fucking hot!

  • Book<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Habra, CA, United States</span>

    I’ve never seen Friday Night Lights but I thought this episode was OK don’t know what everyone’s problem is.

    Just wanted to tell Asa “thank you” for adjusting the pitch of your “awwww” down to a good and ear pleasing level. You are basically the perfect girl now, I’d love to fuck you in the ass, and I don’t even like anal. I would do it just for you.

  • Cassius<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Westminster, BC, Canada</span>

    Not bitching. just curious why the quality is that of a 144p YouTube video.

    With clear eyes , full hearts

    Cassius

  • Primo<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Paso, TX, United States</span>

    Worst show ever, this guy sucks. So boring. Please no more guests who are young actors under 30, unless they are recovering addicts or fucked up comedians. Sorry to be negative but this show can be the best, it just needs more thought. Love you guys.