• drew<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    wtf i can’t see the video faggits

    • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      fuck off

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        haha

        • https://soundcloud.com/king-kremlin The Kremlin King<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          ya go away drew you big dumb dumb!

          • Hiro<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            David brings down the Asian community. He’s a shitbag. Somebody whip his ass or break his face please. I hope you Do die at the end of the year. The world will have one less dickhead to worry about.

          • BishNach<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Lol, yea Dave. You should hang yourself.

        • Blumpkinz54<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Dave is a piece of shit. This podcast needs to have an episode without him & watch how high the ratings are

          • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            open your veins

          • Joro<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Thanks for linking your name to Joe Rogan. So I don’t have to listen to an ugly fuckface talk shit about his friends’ friends. And act like an almighty douche. Calling himself the richest guy in the world. Kill yourself Dave

          • Quiet Sizzle<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            What makes me laugh is the same 10 people filling up the comment section. Fuck you. Fuck Dave. & Fuck off. Stop using Zell’s voice to open

          • Swingage<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Yeah it’s definitely the same 10 or so names leaving these ultra positive comments and filling up the comment section. It’s probably just Dave from his lonely hotel room after jerking off and shitting his pants. Bullshit liar and a horrible story teller. You can tell he’s making up his lies when he takes ridiculously long pauses and his stories have no direction. He’s a lowlife asshole.

        • Shye Bonese<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          What?? Asa is watching FNL?? That’s crazy sexy. Dave… is getting old and annoying. The crew did a much better job of letting him know this episode though. Just shut up for a few minutes Dave!

          • Daniel<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Agreed. He’s needs to take a hint from his friends and check himself. I think the crew did the best they could to let him know he was being a douche without being horribly mean. Don’t be such a punk Dave!

      • Dustin<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Fuck you. And your dirty ape face, lol. STF?? Sounds like Dave’s gay idea. What a fag. Get a life. It go buy one. U having more comments than JRE or Bertcast? Stop commenting on your own shit Dave. Bertcast gets 40,000 downloads a day and JRE gets millions. & at most they’ll get 20 comments. Fuck off Dave. Ur a fake ass punk bitch

        • Yerpz<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          When Dave left to the bathroom was a refreshing point in the show. Bobby should do more tests like that!! Dave is very much a bitch. Man up and stop acting so self-centered. He is getting unbearable as each episode goes on. He’s a sad sociopathic egomaniac, and a sad excuse for a man or a boy for that matter. He’s a bitch/diva

        • Combo nation<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          I think Dave is just secretly gay. He’s a closet fag.

        • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          English Motherfucker!? Do you speak it?

          • Dumbfuckz<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Do u read English motherfucker????

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Listening to new podcast on podkicker as of now! No posting of new vid here yet but will listen first and watch later as I always do. Thanks DVDASA!

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Friday Night Lights! New episode on podkicker

    • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      lrn 2 spell fgt…shouts 2 bobby namba

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Hahaha you guys never reply.

    • Agitated Asa<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>
  • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    wORD! been waiting patiently for my fix!!

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I don’t have sex because I’ll start to feel responsible for them… just the loner in the corner, more fun with my boner.

  • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Holy Shit 2.5 hr!

  • classicswag<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I cannot wait to hear this shit.

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    “Are you even thinking of Quiet C at all??”
    “oh and Brad Pitt…”

    BOBBYYYYYY

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    While I’m up here at first 10 comments… DUMBFOUNDEAD AS GUEST, YOU ASIAN DIVA FAGS please and thanks, love from Toronto. It’s 2:52 AM, prime trolling time

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Sorry for the language. Going to sleep now, your soothing voices of crass inquiries lullabyeing me through my headphones.

      LOL TOO MANY FISH.

      • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        I had nightmares of a big robot dude named Victor and I think he wanted to rape me. He was a more powerful robot than I was but I was faster when flying…

  • NICOLLLLAAA<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Ahh Dvdasa crew i found the hottest tranny on youtube her name is princessjoules holy shit you guys need to find a way to get her on the show

  • Blood Clot<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Hey Critter, share your BBQ recipe!

  • Chikubi<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Asa is the sweetest! She has a genuine profound love for Dave. You could see her
    tear up (1:41:40) when Dave confessed his STD.

  • DaveLovesSoccer<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>
  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Money Mark!!!!!!

  • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This episode is pristine. Impeccable. Like Asa’s ass before they clap the clapperboard. A free unpredictable comedic electricity pulses throughout. (not Critter’s lightning sound effects) Yet it’s also ‘holy-shit’ profound at times. Yo DVDASA crew, your real fans, they respect and appreciate. Despite all of Dave’s ridiculousness (to which Money Mark brings a calm counterbalancing sanity). We appreciate the artistry of this podcast. It’s fucked up. Like a Synesthesia, this show is the radio equivalent to Dave’s artistic pursuits and Asa’s physical/dramatic pursuits.

    “I fuck every Rachael.”

    “Listen, Herschel.”

    “Close your eyes. Imagine you’re bodysurfing.”

    test time w/ Bobby: “My ladder is vertical so I’m fucked! . . . Unicorn. (i.e. blonde) Oh and I said my horse was camouflage so I can’t even see mine!”

    Jack Bauer: “…He’s the baddest baddass… I relate to him.”

    (whispers) “Fuck you, Rachael.”

    yes!

    • Ariel Castro<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Great post. You’re like langston hughes.

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This guys part of a new generation of 28-33 year olds that are too comfortable being alone. Smoking their weed and jerking it. They could never imagine a girl telling them to turn their video game off or stop smoking weed. The new super strains of weed are really turning dudes into hermits.

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Martial Law at it’s most peaceful and lazy.

  • trey<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    epic episode. dave was on fire.

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    The new producer definitely looks like he knows what a penis tastes like and he thinks they are delicious

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    So much better seeing the close up cam on Asa’s face!

    Great episode, loads of content. Producer Hershel seems like a good counterbalance to the DVDASA Crew.

    Much appreciated cocksuckers!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Rockzo-the-Rock-N-Roll-Clown/ Dr. Rockzo<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I NEED COKE!!!!!!!!!!!NE PLEASEEEEEE & ASA!!!

  • I went to town on the toilet cuz the dollar menu<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Now I’m seeing brown in a dreary venue

  • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    OH SHIT!!! No wonder Dave is battling the new guy. You’re both Taureans.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    In the desert, I imagine a white box, filled with all the items from Critters wish list…..but it’s a mirage because Critter doesn’t have a wish list!!!!! What’s up with that!?

    • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
      • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Awesome, I feel vindicated after months of posts. No link on the main page with the others but it’s a hell of a start! The list is everything I expected it to be…..

      • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        The wish list address isn’t set so you can mail the order…..such a tease!

        • GetMauryBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Why do you want to buy other people stuff? I’ll never get this whole wishlist phenomenon.

  • Asa’sFemFan<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I love you, Asa! I like you more and more with each episode, especially during Bobby Trivia in this one.

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Rachels…..

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Asa is gorgeous. She doesn’t need all that porno makeup caked on. She looks great naturally.

  • Igloo Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Hey Dave, it looks like the producer guy will be your new Yoshi. He will be your new punching bag. The new dude seems interesting, so don’t be too much of dick to him or he will quit. You just met him and you’re already treating him like shit

    • Dan Wiley<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      I think it’s going to go both ways this time. This new guy is probably going to battle dave since he’s a Taurus himself. They just love slamming each other and this guy seems to be a really good sport. I don’t think he’s going to eat his chips, this guy seems like he would probably buy Dave and the team food before he ganked anything.
      New guy, if you’re reading this comment make sure not to fuck around in the back unless you are banging a chick. There are cameras everywhere to get chip thieves.

      • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Tauruses are gentle until they find a reason to blow up. Dave blew up because of the Han and his new found fame, so we’ll see how much Shane the weirdo can put up with the shenanigans.

        On the topic of the chips – They sell Okartos at the korean supermarket nearby my house! They’re alright. 7/10. Needs some mexican hot sauce

  • Igloo Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Hey Dave, it looks like the producer guy will be your new Yoshi. He will be your new punching bag. The new dude seems interesting, so don’t be too much of a dick to him or he will quit. You just met him and you’re already treating him like shit

  • http://gauweed.tumblr.com Frank Zander<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    WOW The talk about age and getting old surprised me, Dave is almost 40 !? but gotta say all these feelings seem to keep you young. Bobby should sing Londonbeat’s “I’ve Been Thinking About You” for David for feelings, motions and lotions.

  • Matt Feldman<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave are in love!!! mexican’s girls are the best

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/koreanmojado Jamon<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    CRITTER PLAYS BASS!!!!!! omg….and he strums that sucka? man hes the perfect guy. also explains his reserved nature as well

  • I Don’t Get It<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Why would some idiot with as many explosive bowel movement situations not even attempt to try and protect himself from disaster. It’s like Dave loves telling his martyrdom stories. If I hear one more I couldn’t control it or I had to shit so bad story from this idiot. OMG! Dave either start wearing a fucking adult diaper or at least carry a man-purse around with you carrying everything you might need from a disposable bag to shit in. A new pair of shorts, toilet paper, a face cloth for your ass, baby wipes, baby powder and anything else you need. A grown man who is wealthy for Christ sake has no business shitting on himself in the 21st Century. Please grow the fuck up. If someone ask you about your man purse just tell them it’s Art supplies or some stupid shit. I love Asa but I miss Zell.

  • http://www.suckmydirtyanalcockblackman.ac.uk Big Jim<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave’s outlook on life makes me feel like it’s okay that i spend the majority of my day masturbating. Thank you Dave, and thank you all of DVDASA but most of all thank YOU valentine.

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      But he’s rich and you’re not. And his addiction marathons are offset by traveling the world and experiencing life. You’re just WORTHLESS. You’re a WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

      You need to KILL YOURSELF.

      • Hey there…not nice<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        PLAY THE LOTTERY!

      • Stilz<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Hey cunt-sniffer, did your stepdad fuck you in the ass too hard? Or was it Dave? Get a life you retard

      • http://www.suckmydirtyanalcockblackman.ac.uk Big Jim<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Alright calm down, I didn’t break into your house on christmas day and piss on your kids Mr Silly Billy

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    WTF How long is Asa’s period? Is she coming off the Depo shot? I hear that makes you bleed for like..8 years after you come off it.

  • arnaldosfjunior<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Vivid could do a X-men Parody and choose Asa Akira as Psylocke.

    • Caldren Wellman<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Good call! I jerked off to psylocke more than I have to Asa but to combine the two…I’d rub my dick raw. I’d want cindy starfall to be lady death strike. Then it could be the jealous lovers storyline over wolverine who’d be played by bobby!!!

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    All these negative ass holes must be the same person, I’m almost sure of it. DVDASA should hire a hacker to get to the bottom if this and see where and who these ass wipes are and make a show of it, maybe get info in their FB account, get some pictures and see where they stand.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Funny how Dave says how they read the comments and all of a sudden these retards start posting in the masses.

    • Hikaru Power Check!!<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Yes that’s a great idea, J. Edgar Hoover. Star “hacking commenters and fans and finding their private info. Um, might be a bit illegal also. Instead, why not just have the best commenters on teh show. Additionally, Dave spent a career attacking people he thought were assholes, so life is about crticism it doesn’t have to be all Double Rainbows all the way.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    That intro was like some kind of special Enya track.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Holy crap, that’s what I thought too! It really did sound like Enya, which is a good thing, great music to relax/sleep too.

  • SquareTwo<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I really liked Asa in this episode. Keep that camera on her face. Good episode, team.

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Yea I liked the face cam on Asa, she looked really good this episode.

  • PCP<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    It’s true, no girl worth meeting listens to Ministry.

  • far<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    ASA YOU OGGGGLYYYY

    • Pork<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You must mean David Choe. He’s one stinky ugly fatfuck.

      • far<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Yea. That fatfuck. Lol

  • this is the most agitated i’ve ever seen Asa<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    12:05 in particular

  • anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    cool and nice

  • Compulsive Liar<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Why would I B.S. that I have I.B.S.?

    http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2013/no-guts-no-glory/

    ^”It’s about the MAD Symposium in Denmark, which is a food conference that all the best chefs in the world attend, but somehow ends up being a profile on David Choe, his interest in Garfield, IBS, etc. Good read.”

    -pLayaSong

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      wow, can’t wait to see this one…

  • Jamieson<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    springbreak 4 eva

  • KimChee Breathe<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    WTF happened to Ask Asa?
    I thought they wanted to keep the show consistent?

  • JK<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Bobby is it true that you collect dead flamingos?

  • Drew<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    The cube thing that the guy had everyone describe is something Neil Strauss did with his pick up artist stuff. Here’s a link where he shows it to a bunch of guys who are terrible with women. Apparently it’s a good way to get to know a chick you’re trying to bang better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9H7o1_8nSY

    They should accuse Bobby or whoever brought that topic up as a pick-up artist wannabe:-P

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Q___Q Dave giving just the tip again ughhhhh cmonnnnnn -tear-

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I wonder if the vagas girl, is the banker chick?

  • http://facebook.com/jasonoddoneart Oddone<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Seriously people, if you have so much shit to say about this podcast and about Dave in general FUCK OFF no one’s making you listen. This is a ad-free free podcast funded by Dave, and they all take time out of there lives to recored this shit for you, so again if you don’t like it Fuck off and go outside or something. Also you fucking idiots Dave’s turing up the dial for this show, for the most part he is probably a normal dude, yes he’s a self proclaimed art douche dirtbag and all that shit but he elaborates on that so there is content for the show. Thank you DVDASA crew for continuing to deliver, looking forward to whatever it is you have in the works.

    • You are a bitch boy<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Fuck off? Fuck you. People seem to have a problem with Dave and Not The Show! What? Is he gonna act like a douche again and act like he owns everyone?? I’m glad to see Asa put his bitchass in check this episode. Don’t get butt-hurt, bitch nigga

    • None of Your Business Bitch<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      “Dave’s “”turing”" up the dial for this show…”

      Now, that made me lmfao!!!

      So, I am assuming, considering you’re such a hardcore “fan” of DavidChoeBitch, that you don’t charge him for the services of: cuming straight down your throat, drinking mouthfulls of his tepid/horrid piss, and licking his diseased, shit-sprayed ass cheeks and highway to hole?…

      It’s community service for you, correcto motherfucker?

      You’re trying hard to make a difference in the world, I can see that.

      Too bad for you, you are an even “lower” life from that DavidChoeBitch.

      But, as they say, and I have heard this, and yes they say this…

      You gotta serve somebody, bitch!!!

      • GetMauryBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Are you people girls Dave fucked and never called back?
        Seriously, I don’t see why you hate him so much. He’s funny af and you can tell they all love each other really despite the arguing and interrupting.

  • F your butt so hard, leave you with a WEAK-END<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I thought I saw glimpses of you Asa. Weeknd better be paying you!

    http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/62373

  • Incurable Gonorrhea<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Love the show guys!! To the cast, crew, and fans, thank you for doing what you do!

  • Parmesan<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I love Critter’s laugh. Reminds me of Jackie’s from old Stern days. It accentuates the funny moments on the show.

  • xsrg<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    thanks for the show DVDASA!

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Episode 51 of DVDASA taught me that Valentine has to put up with a lot of shit working for David, and, if in fact they do exist, Choe wouldn’t feel squeamish about fucking a Sasquatch.

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Entertainment and it’s free. Thank you very much!

  • Stück Brot<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Great episode, first ep I watched in one sitting since like forever. <3

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Love, love , love this fucking show. I just have a feeling that half of these negative comments are from the same people. This show is something special, I think it has awesome potential. Only wish you guys would hustle on the merchandise. Definitely would buy a few tee-shirts.

  • http://joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Valentin needs a sex tape

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Yay Asa face cam! Keep it plz.

    Although I miss the crotch cam, love watching her cute little toes o_O