• octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    FIRSTIES!!!…. im cool

    • Keni Styles<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      David, you are so full of shit.

      Make a press pass at Kinkos and get into any event?

      Are you fucking stupid? Talking out of your ass as always.

      You got to stop telling so many lies. All your stories are bullshit.

      Thank you Asa for calling out/checking Dave on his gay fake ass stories.

      • Sammi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

        Agreed. :) Dave is sooo annoying. Leave critter and bobby alone you douchebag! Dave is always yelling at them for the dumbest things and tries to act humble in his stories. He’s like a 14 year old girl. And he never yells at Asa because he has a crush on her. She’s married you asshole! And any girl who slept with Dave should be ashamed. He looks like an ape, and is twice as dirty. With a horrible receding hairline. Lol. To top his ugliness, he’s an asshole with an ego. That makes him the ugliest person alive. Inside and out. I watch this for Asa and Bobby. I don’t tune in to hear the Dave Choe Show. Change the name if your gonna take over, bitch boy

        • Kool_Kids_Klub<span class="comment-author-location"> from Philadelphia, PA, United States</span>

          Just stop listening if it causes you so much grief..

          • Sammi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Hate it when people say ‘then stop listening’ its retarded. Change the name to The Dave Choe Show because he tend to barge in on everyone’s limelight. You’re totally right Sammi. Dave makes this show horrible until Asa or the others pick it back up. He’s just so damn obviously fake. Fuck Dave

          • Kajmir<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Wow you’re really in the Kool_Kids_Klub??? Lmfao. Dave is a guy that is Hard to love, but easy to Hate. His cast is amazing and easy to Love. Dave is cunt. And what black folks call… ‘A bitch nigga’

          • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Coventry, Coventry, United Kingdom</span>

            Are you really that dumb that you just responded to your own post. Sammi, really?

          • Corey D<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Maybe it was an anonymous post addressed to Sammi? Either way the consensus is that Dave is a dirtbag. I like DVDASA but Dave is one of those people that everybody hates. He lies. He’s the annoying guy that always has to top your story or try and make himself look better than you. And when he tries to act humble he destroys it by talking himself up again.

        • Tim Riggins<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

          Sometimes Dave should should let others talk, but during the KGB days he was way worse. He’s gotten much better. I would suggest that Dave could take a 30 minute intermission in the middle of the podcast so everyone else can converse. Dave can go to 7-11 and stuff a hot dog into his fat, flat face.

          • Tandem Master<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            For sure.. KGB was just Dave yelling all the time. (Though he says “we”) it was just Dave yelling like an asshole. 30-45 minutes without Dave would help the show A LOT.

          • Comma eelian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Love Asa and the crew, though they don’t say much. Dave is definitely an attention whore. An intermission would be great, but if somebody just called him out in his bullshit, it would be better. Somebody needs to put him in his place and shut him up.

        • fuckyousammi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lawrenceville, GA, United States</span>

          Fuck YOU SAMMI you fucking CUNT BITCH

          • arnaldosfjunior<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>
          • Ritz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

            Lol hey Dave listen to arnoldosfjunior! He’s trying to help u not be such a douchebag!

      • Corean Deez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chino Hills, CA, United States</span>

        you dumb bitch .. if dave wasn’t talking no one would .. it’s his show you cunt rags ..

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Rockzo-the-Rock-N-Roll-Clown/ Dr. Rockzo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Torre, Darién, Panama</span>

    I want sniff Bobby Wart!!! I DO IT!!!

  • :D<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    Critter is so ugly, Jk. Not really. lol.Geez Dave. Why r u taking over Ask Asa?? Control freak.

  • Bring Back Yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heidelberg, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Persephone needs to go to a doctor and have Bobby removed

  • G.K. Chesterton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mountain View, CA, United States</span>

    Critter is a righteous warrior poet clown. Bobby is Buddha-ninja-superbaddass. Valentin rolls solid pure cool, herculean. Asa’s weeping songbird soul is ancient and lonely and wise and generous. Money Mark exudes humility despite greatness. Dave is our American 7-11 chilidog Shaman, a living synchronicity of untrue-unfalsities with neon Jesus-diarrhea.

    I love you weirdos.

  • Ssataniko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

    Plinky PLINKY Foofy!!!

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    How about Critter Macgyver, or critter craft time, CCT.
    Anyway nice calm episode for a tuesday morning. I don’t mind the Bobby helps the fan but I agree with As he should dramatize it.

  • Heckles<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Critter fucking with shit and Dave getting pissed about it always cracks me the fuck up. I would love to see that wart get cut off on video! Yo Bobby it aint that bad ,make it happen homie.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave Costanza

  • C Lee<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Asa is hilarious! I thought she was going to be grossed out on eating out of the trash, but she continues to surprise me and make me laugh.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      I was surprised to hear she doesn’t eat bread on a diet so she dunks it into a toilet. ha! Don’t get me wrong that sounds gross but I would rather eat toilet water bread than lick a grown man’s asshole.

  • Big Jon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sacramento, CA, United States</span>

    Damn yo. Bobby’s wart has the same name as my daughter.

  • Germanicide<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    The close up of “persephone” looks more like a nipple dipped in salt than a wart. LIQUID NITROGEN is the only way to go.

  • Luke<span class="comment-author-location"> from South San Francisco, CA, United States</span>
  • Mr. Snow Bunny<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, BC, Canada</span>

    c’mon bobby. man up and cut that shit. when i grew a huge wart on my foot i washed my batman knife with soap and cut that fucker off

  • Persephone<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, CA, United States</span>

    I don’t know why you guys don’t like me. I know more about bobby than anyone. I was born when Bobby got a cut on his hand and then he caught his cum and that cum dripped in to the cut. He kisses me good night and good morning, and rubs me throughout the day. Sometimes he feeds me bulgogi. I love bobby and he loves me. There is nothing you can say or do that will end that love.

  • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    DVDASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa..

    Easy.

  • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

    2 cams on Bobby, can’t see skillet at all and Dave, Asa and Val all crammed into one cam :’)
    Still love the show though. Waiting on them T-shirts!

    • Maury Showbizawitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

      Hey GetJoeyBackOn, thanks for the sentiment but I had to murder Showbizawitz. In KGB days I just brainbarfed out the same stuff I say in person, even though I knew there might be professional consequences down the road. Now those days are here. If I were on the show it would be hardcore risky for me.

      In any case, the Dave-Yoshi war killed the fun of it for me. They’re both my bros and the whole thing made me sick. But stick with DVDASA, I think it’s gonna blow up. And personally I like YoshiDidn’t, Yoshi’s not trying to be Charlie Rose…he’s genuinely interested in all that stuff.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Maury, or should I call you Joey? Anyway, why do you have two names? I’m guessing Joey Lenderbagel is your real name? And did you ever fuck any of the chicks from KGB, like Saelee Oh?

        • Maury Showbizawitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

          My realest name is Joey Feinstein-Schmeckelburg. Saelee once pulled my armpit hair while I was sleeping and so we’re enemies.

      • Clifton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cupertino, CA, United States</span>

        Maury!!!! Man i didn’t think you were serious when you said you wouldn’t come back on. You are missed!! I think you should come back just to supervise Bobby’s wart being taken off. Miss you bro, not gay…. or gay, who cares!!

        • Maury Showbizawitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

          Thanks, Clifton. And yeah, gay, not gay, same stuff, none of it changes fact that the Black Namba’s got a wicked wart.

          • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            Too bad your not going back on. The KGB podcast is classic.

      • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

        I understand, man. I’ve had this as my name since before it was revealed why you wouldn’t be back on. Still, you were one of my favorite guests (in this and KGB).

        I’ll definitely keep listening; I love Dave’s stories, unlike a lot of the people commenting on here.

        Need to listen to more YoshiDidn’t. Couldn’t stand Lilit from day 1. She seemed like the kinda person who just uses their sexuality to manipulate people (unlike Asa, who has a great personality in addition to being a pornstar). Now that she’s gone though, it should be fine.

        Do you want me to change the name to GetMauryBackOn, btw?

  • pooperscooper<span class="comment-author-location"> from Temple, TX, United States</span>

    You guys reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy need like a gay black person on the show. You know.. for some super diversity. black and gay kills 2 birds with 1 stone. you know what.. ill come on the show and give you guys some insight on the lgbt community and being a nigga in the world today. im just a little black 21yr old gay girl with some stories to tell. id be a good fit. and also i want to see bobbys wart in real life.

  • http://www.pongale.com J F<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heredia, Heredia, Costa Rica</span>

    crittercam

  • Clifton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cupertino, CA, United States</span>

    It’s passed Aug 16th I wanna see Persephone get raped off of Bobby’s hand!!!!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Damn, when was this episode recorded? This sounds like it was the first time everyone on the show was introduced to Persephone, and obviously recorded before Comic -con, so im thinking the last 3 episodes actually took place after this episode? Idk, im just curious, really wish they would say what date these shows were recorded on.

  • Asdf<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    When is Thumbs Up season 4 coming out!!??

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Friday Night Lights is the best show ever!!! Riggins was the greatest character ever, and Minka Kelley was so fucking hot! And yes, it did have the greatest soundtrack ever. I really miss that show.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    More sports trivia please.

  • thegongshowed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    Larry Clark ON THE SHOW !!!!!!!!!!

  • thegongshowed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    Larry Clark ON THE SHOW PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!

  • Howard the Duck<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    I’m ashamed that I eat out of the trash. This podcast makes me feel normal

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    I thought of the exact same thing when Asa said that Bobby’s line (“This is for all the people who-”) sounded like a Biggie song! It’s straight out of Bobby’s version of Juicy that he did a while back.

    Anyway, that show sounds like every generic shit sports movie, but whatever. Critter/Clitter/Quitter was good in this one.

    • Tim Riggins<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

      Bobby ruined Friday Night Lights for me. Don’t ever watch that show

  • Soggy Niggaz<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    Asa, I have a confession to make. I am Asa Akira on Words with Friends and I am really shitty at that game

  • Guamcruise69<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lake Worth, FL, United States</span>

    WE WANT A CRITTER CAM this guys amazing, i gained more interest when his perfect sculpted face showed up.

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>
  • bruisedlee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Highland Park, NJ, United States</span>

    damn critter is fine. fav cast member now

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

    you guys were dorks this episode. js. smh. lol.

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Ask Yakuzzi Anything

  • isab<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    The show is becoming better each week, dave is still talking over ppl left and right although he has been improving.
    All in all this episode was funny and interesting.
    Hearing Bobby talk about his wart Persephone made me think Carol might have some competition.

  • Crater<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    Bobby just cut the wart off, you fucking Vagina. I removed mine myself with an X-acto knife

  • Requiem for a Bad<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    DVDASA, if you guys started a magazine like Highlights for kids but for adults…that’d be cooler than t-shirts, pizzas, cookies, and 5-hour BJ’s. I’m talking about mazes drawn by choe of dicks making it into pussies and snail trails going towards a Bobby or a scalpel going towards Persephone even though that shit is fucking gross fuck that nobody wanna hear that

  • Chukubi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    I say we start a petition to save Persephone.
    Warts have feelings too. Don’t euthanize!
    Save Persephone!

  • Joey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Broomfield, CO, United States</span>

    Bobby, lay your hand on the ice and have someone who is REALLY accurate take a swipe at Persephone with a stick.

    You know actually… don’t do that. It sounded better in my head.

  • kev bookis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mesa, AZ, United States</span>

    http://www.21receipts.tumblr.com i drew asa having an anal prolapse and then the seed of persephone eating her poo p

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    When I’m married one day I hope that I too will have a pool house with a hot twenty year old living in it. Who fucks my wife and I then later becomes porn star of the year.

  • http://www.twitter.com/silverball Jay Unidos<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Leandro, CA, United States</span>

    Persephone really has become the heart of the show. Sorry Bobby.

    What about replacing trivia with Ask Asa? Let her pick and respond to two or three email questions at the end of every show, similar to the way Bill Burr does it on his podcast. BTW The Jim Norton episode was an instant classic.

  • xsrg<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boca Raton, FL, United States</span>

    don’t listen to these fuck’s Dave! love this shit. thanks for DVDASA

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Question for Ask Asa: Why doesn’t Critter have his own Amazon wish list?

  • Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I burst out laughing once the camera was on Critter and he fixed his headphones. Holy shit that was funny!

    • Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Get into the limelight Critter. You are awesome!

  • Snoop Doggy Frog<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Yo Dave you are one honest son of a bitch man. The reason I’ve been a fan since the third episode is because you say shit that so many people do as well but are too pussy to talk about, plus you throw it out there through media. Much respect….from Canada you asshole!

    • Syd<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Yeah, he’s about as honest as a cheating spouse. Dave’s a habitual liar. And has the mindset of a highschool drama queen. Doesn’t take too much to figure that out.

      • Snoop Doggy Frog<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Why would anyone lie about eating fly covered food out of the fucking garbage haha.

        • BertK<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          It’s not all a lie. But Dave does make up some dumb ridiculous stories. You can even see him thinking and trying to make it up as he goes. I’d say its 75%bullshit and a quarter of the truth. The whole show is a ploy for him to get closer to Asa.. Which won’t happen again. It’s hilarious how awkward he makes her feel in certain situations

  • Alien<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Asa, you are the best thing about DVDASA. I love the James Franco Spring breakers reference. “Look at all my shiiit! I got tannin’ oil!”

  • Brittany Morgan From Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Ask Asa question… or soon to be Dave, Is it difficult to give a non-toothy blow job? Did it come naturally or did you have to hone your skills? What muscles get worked out, the jaw? Do they get sore? This is a serious question and no disrespect is intended.

  • Oscar from Sweden<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    To Asa: Females do have a prostate, look it up. It’s called the Skene’s gland which was officially renamed to the female prostate.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Episode of 47 of DVDASA has compelled me to name my 1st born son Persephone.

  • joe<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    how do u get ur podcast on andriod ?

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    i really dont know in what universe americans live that its ok to keep a wart….. you could get your girlfriend’s pussy infected, you could spread it on your own body…. theres at least 10 ways this could go wrong.

    JUST FUCKING GO SEE A DOC!