• Baltasar<span class="comment-author-location"> from QC, Canada</span>

    dave the best

  • skeetlzer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duluth, MN, United States</span>

    almost first

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    Good on you Critter for staying away from the Pr0n! (no offence to Asa et. al.)

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    Yes! Do a weed AND mushroom episode. KGB mushroom episode was fucking awesome.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      I will do my part and listen to that episode high!

  • FFFFFfffffffffffff<span class="comment-author-location"> from South Africa</span>

    At about 20 minutes in I realised I shouldn’t be having my lunch while listening to the show

    • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Southern Finland, Finland</span>

      This has happened to me at least a dozen times

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

    Totally got a boner from Zell’s outro.

    • Jen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wakarusa, KS, United States</span>

      Shit, I got a girl boner listening to it.

  • Dave’s_Stray_Pube_On_His_Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    I have the power of a zen-master as I need to leave listening this to tomorrow’s long ride. Motorbikes and funny ass podcasts don’t match well if you like yourself in one piece though!

  • Joleprole<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Farm, Queensland, Australia</span>

    not tryna be mean but i watch this 2 asa and dave not to hear zel direct the conversation

    • Eli<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cambridge, MA, United States</span>

      Agreed! Her accent loses its appeal when she talks for more than 2 seconds

      • Dick Boy<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        You guys are gay. Zell is the best!

        • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from Avondale, AZ, United States</span>

          Agreed! Zell is super sexy.

    • dd<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

      Exactly, like wtf, mindless chatter, talks alot but says nothin.., she can only entertain stupid folks,I like the dark humor with “intellect”. asa thinks before talkin nd gives awesome advice nd opinions.

  • i love names<span class="comment-author-location"> from Westminster, CA, United States</span>

    i need a cigarette after listening to zell’s outro there.

    what happened to the panty cam? bring back the panty cam! asa’s undies are way cuter than your face dave! (not that there’s anything wrong with your face)!!1!

  • ilovepenis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fredrikstad, Østfold, Norway</span>

    Critter sucks! He looks like a Neanderthal mixed with Fred Flintstone! Fucking ugly and boring cumdumpster! He laughs at all his bad “jokes”!

    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

      I like Clitter.

    • Harold Lee<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      I like skillet

      • Soggy Niggaz<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        I like Skrillex

        • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

          Skrillex is lame as fuck , over rated , over paid , rat looking dude/chick? Fuck dubstep! On another note , this was a great episode. Dave start selling those Dvdasa shirts , no vinyl , stick to digital printing!

          • Super Fan Eugene from Torrance<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            Hey DumbFuck, he’s talking about Critter. Skrillex is a play on Critter’s name

  • Gilb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Balwyn North, Victoria, Australia</span>

    please do a podcast with everyone on weed! Make sure its a sativa strain so everyone is a bit energized

    • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      dave doesnt do drugs bro. its for squares like myself.

      • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

        Dave tripped his balls off on ayahuasca ? What are you talking about?

    • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      Or even funnier do an episode where everyone takes a toke of salvia!

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    Here’s a question Asa, how do you react to people when you get called an Alien or a Tranny lol jk, actually my question was, do you have any haters? How do you react to them or tell them off lol

    • Dirk Diggler<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Apparently she has one hater and I bet you’re fat as fuck

    • Shitty Drawers<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      She’s already discussed this on the podcast. She reads all the online comments and the negative comments hurt her feelings. Thanks a lot, asshole

  • Nosgis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ulsteinvik, Møre og Romsdal, Norway</span>

    BRING BACK THE PUSSY CAM!

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Hurry up and get your anal creampie Dave, you know you’re gay-curious!

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    ANAL CREAMPIE FTW! I STAY BLASTIN IN ASIAN ASS…

    but pussy is still the best.

  • Clitter<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Whoooooa wooooo hohohohohoooooo!

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      Ha totally

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mansfield, TX, United States</span>

    Zell and Asa should go to Critter’s bean bag, cuddle up with him then ask him all the questions they want answers for! That would be cool to see.

  • Chris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chicago, IL, United States</span>

    Love the show but switch back from dave cam to asa’s vag cam

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    Zell is awesome when she’s shitfaced, talks a lot more so that’s good, required shots for her before the podcast! Bobby’s country capital trivia was great, do state capitals next time so Dave won’t have the edge. Did critter take up Zell on that date? Gotta do that Critter if you didn’t! And still no Critter wish list? What’s up with that?

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Anyone else think they should Isolate Zell’s Dirty talk?
    Fun show as always and it thinks it’s cool someone else is talking over Dave every now and again.
    Now go back to more self-centered conversations.

  • Vic<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Awsome shit bobby

  • Vic<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    shirt*

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Zell’s ending was like the relaxation portion of a yoga session~

    Dave cam today <3! I also adore the Asa cam ! Whenever I do it I think to myself “How arousing can I possibly make this?” but I get too nervous to really continue LOL

    Great show again~

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bloomington, CA, United States</span>

    Zell is awesome if you don’t like her then you deserve a giant mandingo cock in your tiny asshole.

  • CuntyMcGee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand</span>

    Zell is great but shit.. Way too much talking

    • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

      Too much Zell talking? That’s like having a steak that’s too big, impossible.

    • Shitty Drawers<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      Zell is my ideal woman

      • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

        WTF are you talking about? There should be a warning saying no driving while listening to DVDASA. I got a ticket today because I stopped concentrating on the road when Zell started spewing out adjectives to describe Bobby’s DDH….

    • bob dole<span class="comment-author-location"> from Williston Park, NY, United States</span>

      yeah, she just talks way too fucking much now. hot but starting to get annoying. stop trying to be cute you already are

  • BlackCockforAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    I guess I’m guilty of virtual cheating…but damn ZELL! keep talking.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

    Do we really need a face cam for Dave? Put that shit on Zell!!!

    • Shitty Drawers<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      +1

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from Corona, NY, United States</span>

        +9999999999

    • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

      Jesus, someone’s thirsty.
      Hey Dave, get Bobby drunk again! Val too, he needs to speak more.
      No more booze for Zell; that bitch needs to shut her mouth.

  • AstroBongHit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Naples, FL, United States</span>

    Can’t wait for the stoner episode!

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    WTF there’s a pornstar on without panties who usually has a crotch cam on her and instead we have to look at GOOK FACE??

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

      stfu you pale nigga. don’t come around here with that bullshit.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    You know Zell’s dirty talk is good when Bobby has to stop it over fear of emotionally cheating

  • DGLV<span class="comment-author-location"> from Scarborough, ON, Canada</span>

    Dave, please share your thoughts on Banksy with us.

    Thanks

  • Anal_ annihilation<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>

    So i drive for my job and last podcast gave me a mad boner that i was late to my stop trying to get it to go down and this episode I had to pull over and blow my load, zel is amazing

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    …and the HAN lifetime Achievment award goes to…Yoko Ono!!! She broke up the Beatles! Made John Lennon take her last name! Screams into a microphone as legends try to jam on stage.

  • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Here’s my question for Ask Asa: I think Zell has been in retrograde recently since she wont return any of my texts. I really miss her stuffing her soggy knickers in my mouth. What can I do to get her to snogg on my nob again?

    Ps. I like peaches and creampies.

    (HAN) Cusack

  • nuggets<span class="comment-author-location"> from Irvine, CA, United States</span>

    Bring the 7 year relationship girlfriend!

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      shes in “Dirty Hands”, I can’t imagine she has any desire to be on this show. probably moved on with her life.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    Make a shot for everyone, but put ipecac in only one and mix them up. See who is the lucky person to projectile vomit!

  • KingOfAllShitStains<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>
    • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

      Damn, does she have some DSL’s or what!? Perfect for soggin’ on a cock for 5 hrs apparently!

  • schwanschuker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Minneapolis, MN, United States</span>

    How much of today’s male female porn, do the women really climax or is it mostly acting? I’ve seen some that’s pretty convincing and a lot that looks fake. Why isn’t there more focus on women and their climaxes. (real shit not acting) The squirting stuff is popular some of it is pretty hot, My personal fave is watching a woman getting fucked silly, and cumming her brains out. (ask asa)

  • schwanschtuker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Minneapolis, MN, United States</span>

    Correction^^^^^^^^^^

  • IBS Destroyer Of Toilets<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>
  • Bobby O’Jizzowitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    Yo Dave, have you fucked this bitch yet? Get on it.
    http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/chrissie-chau

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

      Damn she’s hot. Thanks for posting.

  • Han Solo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newark, DE, United States</span>

    i wonder if Dave is a 최 or a 조? They say that 최’s are the most stubborn, tenacious and persistent korean group. So much so that there’s a saying that if a 최 sits on a patch of grass, the grass underneath him dies. Even though his name is pronounced “Cho/조” i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually a Choi/최.

  • Dany<span class="comment-author-location"> from Czech Republic</span>

    Wasted an hour listening to people trying not to do the podcast, not to share stories. Sadly that’s exactly what Dave was trying to avoid with Yoshi. Keep it up guys.

  • Rocky Mountain Oysters<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    For DVDASA stoner episode.
    Special guest Mr Cartoon, Estevan Oriol, Snoop, and Cypress Hill.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DS7zGbbMho

  • Ssataniko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mount Pleasant, SC, United States</span>

    ZELL has always sounded so sweet and sexy and so rarely talks, but was much more talkative this time. But sadly DAVE has to FOUL everything in a hundred mile radius so he even fouled Zell. On one hand the idea that she’d give a 5 hour BJ (even if that’s exaggerated) is amazing! On the other hand that even she gave in to the allure of money and became yet another of Dave’s slits is so depressing. But maybe she’s showered enough since then to wash away the taint and has returned to a high do-ability!

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    Can Asa and Zell do their best fake orgasam? That would be great. My favorite podcast to date….and I listen to a few of them

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    Not this episode, just the podcast in general. Just for the record. Also sell some tee shirts asap.

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    Question for Asa. Have you ever hooked up Dave with fellow porn stars? If not, would you? Can you name few you think will be good for Dave and why?

  • Bloodclot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    I thought Dave was the host and Asa was the cohost, now Zell is chiming in way too much.
    Okay so you (Zell) have that Pretentious accent, so fuckin’ what?! Zell doesn’t have anything interesting
    to say and now she’s starting to interrupt when Asa or Dave talks. Just go on that fuckin date with
    Critter and don’t come back to the show.
    No more Hans on the show! No more Zell!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

      Geez, way to be a dick about it. I’m sure the crew didn’t mind Zell hanging loose these past couple of episodes. Right now the show is good like this, just some friends hanging out, conscious stream of thought. Pretty sure Dave and Asa give their approval and encouragement to Zell. Good day

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

        Oh, and go fuck yourself!

      • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

        I think Zell was just tipsy. But Asa did look a little annoyed a couple times when Zell was kind of a steamrolling over the conversation with drunken chatter.

    • JasontheDingo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, BC, Canada</span>

      I agree 100 percent. She has nothing interesting to say. These past few episodes have been shitty tbh. Bring in some cool guests!

  • Han the Terminator<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    Check out Yacuzzi Boy’s Amazon wish list!

  • KingOfAllShitStains<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

    For “Ask Asa”: What started your pill addiction and how did you kick it? How bad did it get?

  • Snoop Doggy Frog<span class="comment-author-location"> from Markham, ON, Canada</span>

    Pretty good show, It was a little crammed audio wise, I felt like Zel was talking over people a little bit but not in the way Dave does where everyone else shuts the fuck up. I like her, just saying!

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Asa, is it true that a desperate woman will give a famous person head and spit the sperm into a cup in order to get pregnant like that one episode of Ray Donovan? Dave, how do you guard your sperm? What’s the deal?

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Asa said the last time she smoked weed was a year ago; that’s a lie. I remember she accidentally let the cat out of the bag in one of the earlier episodes of DVDASA, saying she was currently smoking weed, but was trying to/going to quit. So it was more like 5-6 months ago.

    • book<span class="comment-author-location"> from Riverside, CA, United States</span>

      no she didn’t you sack of shit

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        And you know how?

        • http://Asaakira.com Asa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Van Nuys, CA, United States</span>

          I meant I was trying to quit cigarettes. Which I pretty much have, except for the once a week or so that I cave in.
          I haven’t smoked weed regularly in 6 or 7 years- once a year or so, I try it to see if I like it again. It always ends up in a panic attack : (

          • Brittany Morgan in Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

            After you identify and address the issues in your life which are causing you the anxiety and panic attacks you will be able to enjoy smoking weed again without the discomfort. The herb often brings repressed feelings and emotions to the surface and makes you confront them. This is why you are freaking out. Make the changes in your life that you need to make and you will be happier.

            It took me to quit my dead-end job, dump the whore of a GF I had, eat healthy, exercise, and cut out all the leeches and pieces of shit in my life before I could smoke weed again and enjoy it. I know everyone is different but I need to get my work done and accomplish all the goals for my day before I can smoke and enjoy it. I hope this helps, good luck!

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    Zell is perfect.. She has a fat ass, a sexy face, and the best voice of all time. I would eat out her asshole for 5 hours!

  • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    i like the fact that Dave is taking the high road with Yoshi. I have been listening to Yoshididnt and every other podcast he talks shit about Dave. Only time Dave really said anything bad about Yoshi was the podcast after Yoshi got fired.

    Dave could really go on an attack by having Lilith as a guest, but I hope he doesn’t. He doesn’t need to steep to Yoshi’s level.

  • Marty Farty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Hmmm…the transgender debate and which one is more gay?
    Well, there are varying degrees surely. I mean are you talking about a chick with a dick or a man with a muff?
    I would not consider myself gay, nor do I find men attractive, but if faced with a choice, I would think fucking and being fucked by a feminine chick with a dick (say Venus Lux or any Thai or Phillipino) would be preferable, less gay, than a roll in the hay with a masculine man with a muff (say Buck Angel, who I have heard Asa mention). Also, a chick with a dick has a bonus extra today with!

  • Magtig<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>

    Zell is my new favorite. Especially when she’s giving Dave shit. I have such a soft spot for witty women. <3

  • Iron lung<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, AZ, United States</span>

    Farting on purpose during a blowjob is called a FART HAMMER !!

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 44 of DVDASA taught me that I need Zell to be my babysitter, so that she can tell me sweet, sweet bedtime stories…and tuck me in with a 5hr BJ. ;D

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

    This was a great episode!!

  • http://eddielinart.blogspot.tw Asian Persuasian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    Suggestion to show: More phone calls, more phone sex voices

  • kneb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Marietta, GA, United States</span>

    Can you guys please do the drunk and shroom episodes