• Castor<span class="comment-author-location"> from Alhambra, CA, United States</span>

    Bobby = SWAG

    • The Untz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B’GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Bobby master footwork Namba.

      • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJMTmz7pkg

        This right here Bobby! Your trivia this episode was fucking great man!

    • Keni Stylez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      Asa/Critter/Bobby/Val HAVE TO be getting paid big money to be on the show

      Who the fuck would shit and listen to Dave’s fucking lies.

      Dave, you lie/exaggerate WAY too much bro.

      • Vadjina<span class="comment-author-location"> from Columbus, OH, United States</span>

        None of them have shit. Dave tried to get Harry to shit last episode but he would’nt do it.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    New episode? Hell yes, bitch.

  • Mercury’s In Retrograde<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Yeah Money Mark! Hey Dave, start a complete message board on this website. Thanks

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Don’t do it now, it will crash and delete the entire website. Mecury’s in retrograde. Asa will let us know when it’s a good time.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      When Mercury start spinning the other way we start fucking old girlfriends and things from the past come into your life again.

      • Sum Dum Guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

        Mercury in retrograde and Korean poontang is a powerful and dangerous phenomenon. Right Zell?

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Zell needs to import some of her friends here. Asian chicks with English accents are so fucking hot.

  • Thunder<span class="comment-author-location"> from Las Vegas, NV, United States</span>

    Whoa bobby got skinnier.

  • Poorest Fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sugar Land, TX, United States</span>

    I swear when these motherfuckers come out with merch imma be even more broke as i am know.

  • octtee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Napa, CA, United States</span>

    i like to comment!

  • Joleprole<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Farm, Queensland, Australia</span>

    tim biskup is so annoying to listen too

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Tim Biskup is a fucking genius and Bobby’s moves are too sick.

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Know what I don’t miss? YOSHI!

    the SMODCAST episodes were dope.

    Keep rockin this shit Dave, I’d send some mail but I have a fuckin’ life.

    • Jason<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cairns, Queensland, Australia</span>

      Listen to a drunk YOSHI committing career suicide on the TALKIN’S HIT W/EDDIE IFFT podcast. Episodes 252 & 253. Sad/Funny/Tragic.

      http://www.podcastone.com/Talkings-Hit-with-Eddie-Ifft

  • Bring Back Yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heidelberg, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Was that David Spade?

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    God damn Critter… That shit was disgusting. Asa knows about blue waffles, she’s definitely on reddit.

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    DAMN TIM, WAY TO TELL DAVE HIS CURRENT WORK SUCKS!

  • August<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    David sarcasm through text is described by Poe’s law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law Have a good day, Bobbyrules OK?

  • fuckjesuschrist<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lawrenceville, GA, United States</span>

    Never have Tim on the show again, what a boring motherfucker.

    • esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

      please have tim back on again, along with more of dave’s artist friends~~

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Your opinions suck dick just like you and your family.

  • esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    new dance battle segment, plzors:)

  • Bring Back Yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heidelberg, Victoria, Australia</span>
    • Mercury’s In Retrograde<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      Fuuny pic! We need your shortened transcript of this episode

  • yo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    LOVED HEARING DAVE TALK ABOUT HIS ART AND THE INTENSITY HE BRINGS TO IT. LOVE YOU DAVE

  • Pickle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Grosse Pointe, MI, United States</span>

    I didn’t realize how much I missed Zell. Glad she’s back.

    • santiago<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

      my thoughts EXACTLY

  • Crazy Town<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Get rid of Valentin. That nigga is useless and a waste of a seat in the podcast room

    • Sum Dum Guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      Valentin’s phaggot ass wouldn’t even role play with Zell. I want Zell to be my ESL teacher. Why is this guy even on the show?

    • Bobby Bro<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      Who is posting on yacuzzi boy’s instagram? We know it’s not Valentin.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    Ahhhh finally, Critter is back and he’s getting a wish list! Today was a good day.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    I’m sending that f’er some fish food!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Yes! Finally, Zell is back!

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      The show should have a segment with her reading passages from cheesy romance novels in that sexy voice of hers.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        They should really have her on every episode. I like her interaction between her and Dave as well. He is always reaching for more from her and she never gives him anything, and she also questions or dismisses everything Dave says, which I think is quite funny.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    This is John Cusack BTW.

  • Mercury’s In Retrograde<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Where the fuck is Big Money Mark?

  • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sleaford, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom</span>

    HOLY FUCK BOBBY IS ON FIRE. BOBBY, BEST IN SHOW TODAY!

  • fuck<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    Wow…this is definitely the most thoughtful DVDASA to date. Also, lovin’ that Zell.

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Aw Dave, you’ve been through so much. You’re such an amazing inspiration and person, man. Omg Dave you were so cute when you were saying about how you wanted them to use you in the spa xD

    Wooo Bobby you’re sizzlin’ today!

    When I looked up blue waffles I stayed on the search thing n just scrolled down to see a few pictures, god that’s grossss glad I didn’t look at the image tab.

    I actually knew an answer to the triva! Coldplay Fix you <3, That was my song in my naive teenage love days

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Lights will guide you home
      And ignite your bones
      And I will try to fix you

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Is there still a possibility of having Danny DeVito as a guest? Tyler Perry?

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    This Episode made me cry like a bitch, dunno why. Probably my favorite episode thus far, art fag shit is awesome.
    On another note it felt oddly KGB esque for some reason.

  • Harold Lee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Welcome back, Zell! I’m completely infatuated with you

  • MoogleMyGoogle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Get Danny Brown as a guest

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      NO OTHER GUEST WOULD BE GREATER

  • http://www.nznznz.net chrishimself<span class="comment-author-location"> from Gelnhausen, Hesse, Germany</span>

    good podcast! Dave’s face looks smaller, with the axe stuff in his hair that’s some next level Rufio swag.

  • #1onefan eugene<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    i actually googled “what is it about korean women” and i found this gem lol

    http://myhappyfinds.com/2009/08/04/asian-women-love-white-men/
    most of it is true but what a bitch LOL

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    I WANT TO SEE THAT HOT ZELL PHOTOSHOOT WITH HER BIG FAT MUSKY ASS!

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    I bet Valentin can barely understand Zell.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    There’s no link to Valentin’s wishlist

  • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Dave must be a taurus.. haha won’t budge a bit and will die unhappy. That seems like my good buddy haha!

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    HAAAANNNNNNNNN!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Yeah Zell! I almost forgot about her. I shouldn’t though since she usually does the intro. It usually just gets soo crazy I tend to forget about it. But now that I think Zell and Cusack got together I will never forget her.

    You guys fucking rock. I want to give you guys a prop for the DVDASA room. You guy most likely won’t use it though haha. Oh well. Just to have some of my art in Dave possession would be sick so either way it’s a win.

  • Han Solo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newark, DE, United States</span>

    Here’s a different but same view of what han is.

    “Han is unfinished business. ‘Because I was not fed well, I want my children to be fed well. That’s my han.’ Han embodies tears, laughter, agony and also catharsis.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cQ1MO1HIDoo&t=225

  • some guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Auburn, WA, United States</span>

    Zell and John Cusack definitely had a one night stand. I guaran-fucking-tee it.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    One of the quotes from Con air during trivia actually was a line by Cusack’s character.

  • 100trilliondollars<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

    Dave is a boss. And his crew. The haters are posting just because they don’t understand WINNING!

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bloomington, CA, United States</span>

    Cusack and Zell definitely fucked but something tells me that Cusack doesn’t get involved because he’s a boss.

  • EthanbWVU<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfax, VA, United States</span>

    Yacuzzi Boy has a Amazon wish list but Critters isn’t up yet?!?! What ever happened to seniority?!

  • PleasurePain<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornbury, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Tim was horrible.

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

    Hi DVDASA and to all the hardcore fans like me. I’ve got a serious question or point to ponder for all of you and I hope it makes your way. First I want to preface by saying I’ve been a fan since KGB, I’ve literally listened to each episode 3 times each and with DVDASA I listen to each new episode with audio first then will watch it later, wanna get that pure radio experience first.

    So here lies the question or comment. Do you ever feel like with the recent backlash with Paula Dean and now most recently with NFL wide receiver Riley Cooper that your use of the word nigger will adversely affect this podcasts if mainstream media picks up on it and decide to make something more out of it than it is and vilify you, depending on your view of the word.

    I’m not condeming DVDASA or the content because I absolutely love it but I could see mainstrean media maiking a headline like ” David Choe , Facebook artist who made millions is a racists,blah,blah,blah, and then taking audio clips out of context when the word was used. I could even see the ultra hyper sensitive
    mainstream media and powers that be make a push to erase your work at Facebook if public pressure called for it and the your works commisioned by cities at public places.

    I understand your theory that you guys are not black mailable, I see it with the insanely funny, crazy, sensitive topics that you talk about which makes the podcast what it is and why I love it but just wanted to put it out there for discussion with you or any mature fan for comment.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      The way they use the word is not in a real derogatory sense. It’s not hate filled or racist in the way most people would be offended by it. Only an attention seeking reporter would write an article about it.

      There are tons of other celebrities that are not Black but use the word nigger, just not in the racist way. Whenever Dave or anyone else is using it, it’s just comedic or describing what other people have said. If they said something along the lines of “I don’t like niggers” or if he was some southern hick like Paula Deen who has plantation themed parties, then it would be a huge problem.

      Usually when White people say nigger, it’s going to be some racial shit. When “minorities” use any kind of racial slur, but in a non malicious way, it can either be a joke or a way to describe some other racist piece of shit. This only works if you have lived here for a while though and can understand the racial tensions.

      The unblackmailable thing is because David has a lot of assets and people connected to him. Sure they can try and force facebook and others to censor his art, but the way the internet works right now, it’s not really going to happen. Dave can just go back to painting illegally, take some pictures and put them on his website. Since he owns shares in facebook, I doubt it will happen anyway. Instagram is safe too since they are owned by facebook. But it’s pretty much the reason why the government is pushing for these lockdowns on the internet via SOPA, NSA, PIPA, etc. Social media is huge for promoting things whether it’s art, music, riots, protests, whatever. The big media fatcats are scared since they don’t have any kind of control/censorship and if something goes viral, they will not be getting a slice. Google has been known to be fair to content creators and that’s why so many people are trying to become YouTube stars.

      They can censor Dave in their own outlets, but they can’t censor the internet.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

        Just got a chance to read your reply and just wanted to bring up some points. Thanks for responding…I’ve read most of your posts along with the other regulars and its been very on point. Again my intention is not to start a shit storm, but just a dialouge.

        First, I believe when Dave refers to the cast as unblackmailable he was talking about since Asa already does porn, Yoshi’s racial jokes and admitting he licks whores asses, Joey kissing the dick of an autistic boy and jerking off to to the rape scene of Deliverance and the many other crazy ass shit that they have already put out to the world and admitted. They’re outcasts that have nothing left to hide or lose when it comes to mainstream society.They’ve past a point of no return in a sense. My point I guess is that they aren’t as untouchable as they may think. Adam Corola gets called a racists all the time for just talking about the plight of black people, he makes racial jokes, but even he would never say nigger even when refrencing the word. Even if the majority of people here find their use of the word nigger funny or harmless, I’d bet a ton of PC people would think otherwise.

        I don’t know about a ton of celebrities who use the word nigger at all as you stated,in fact I can’t think of any who use it at all with out catching shit.

        Even when Dave uses faggot all the time it makes me wonder how long it will be before this PC world will make shit storm of it. I love it when DVDASA has no filter, it’s what makes the show.

        Even Howard Stern has toned down from old Howard. America’s Got Talent anyone?

        I can’t remember every single black joke I’ve heard on DVDASA, and there are quite a few and for the most part its hilariuos. Joey was always a defender of racism like when he defended the lone black lady at customs when Dave was coming back from Columbia. With the current times with the super hypersenitive racial political correctness, which is making me sick, I hope DVDASA doesn’t become their next target . If anyone decided to make this a story, they wouldn’t have time to listen to all the podcasts to determine Dave and crew just talk shit and entertain. Their agenda would be to just make a story. All you would here is ” Artist David Choe who made millions off Facebook likes to be called a nigger when having sex” or Artist David Choe admits to rcially profiling and beating up black girls as teenager.

        Okay, I’m gonna end this soon now. Actually glad David Choe and crew can dish it out every once in while, just like the numerous times Asians are made fun of by black people with no consequence so fuck it. I won’t speak of this again….unless someone else bring it up…just found it facinating that finally an Asian American can say and do what the fuck they want, break the mold and be that Alpha male.

        • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          Hey man, no shit storm here. I enjoyed reading your post, wayyy better than most people here. I feel like David wants them to think they are unblackmailable because he wants to be with all of his friends on the podcast. But Joey, Harry, Sae Lee, etc. cannot be on the show because they want a regular career or they are still trying to network and don’t want to burn bridges before they are even built. So Dave provides them a sense of security saying the whole cast is unblackmailable, but in reality it’s mostly David. To be really unblackmailable, you have to have the resources and the ability to do things without other people, which most of the DVDASA cast do not have. David could hire them all to do DVDASA, but I feel like some of them just want a normal career.

          PC people are the most racists fucks around. They are constantly thinking about it. If I see another person who is whatever skin color, I’m not thinking about racial boundaries, I speak to them just like anyone else. I think I exaggerated on “a lot of celebrities use the word”, I was thinking of mostly comedians, not people who throw it around in their everyday vocabulary.

          Stern had to tone it down, network TV is just that ball game. He’s on a family show and the executives don’t want any kind of negativity related to anything they put out, so they squelch that kind of stuff early.

          The Black jokes/stories are usually of the stereotypical kind. The only ones who are offended are the ones who fit the stereotype and we all know people who do fit the stereotype and they’re usually corny people. They deserve to be made fun of. Most of the stuff that’s said on the show has to be taken with a grain of salt, it’s their “characters” opinions and stories which may or may not be fictional.

          Everyone makes fun of everyone. The racial shit I got growing up was probably the same as most Asian kids growing up in America where there weren’t so many Asians as there are now. Back then there were probably only a couple of Asian families living in predominately Hispanic neighborhoods. Now it’s the other way around, everyone in my neighborhood is Asian. Most fob Asians are the most racist fucks around, but they do their racism in their own language. They even hate it if you don’t speak the same dialect of Chinese. Eddie said White people like to put Asians in a box, it’s true, but I think it stems from the old culture. In all Asian countries, they were oppressed by the government. No sense of freedom to do what they wanted. So it’s become the normal thing not to speak out and be passive and it carries over to America and other Western countries. Other people can see it and they exploit it. That’s why most Asians are put in a box. I’ve definitely experienced this working in an office environment. You can work your ass off and have all the skills, but if the majority of executives are White, you are not moving up. I also believe Alpha male is bullshit. That’s a primitive thing. I mean when you hear the story about Sean Parker, he was a total geek, but he knew what to do to be an “Alpha male” and network his ass off.

          Most of those corny ass Asian who are in a box, enjoy being there. If they didn’t want to be stereotyped and all that shit, they would get fed up and stop being passive.

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

    niggaaaaa…. lol jk. Dude you’re trippin’, you know what I mean? I don’t think that shit would happen, why would it?

    As far as the riley cooper thing tho, it is kinda interesting. I think it’s ironic how serious it’s become, but at the same time, you should have at least have a modicum of sensitivity with that. I think it would have made a difference if he use “nigga” instead of “nigger”. lol. Some ppl might disagree with me. Just for future reference, I use the term as a term of endearment. Dave is def. a nigguh, no? The whole dvdasa crew are my niggaz doe :P

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

    Thanks for the reply slapadouche, I know your a long time commentor, not trying to start anything. Just a point I thought was interesting.

    Would love to hear from other longtime commentors like daveisgay,zell’s secret lover,Black Cock For Asa, and Bring back Yoshi or whoever else. If you want to then no biggie. peace out ni… sacarsm notations

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

      all good my nugget. nuggets unite now guyz, unite now.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Yea, I just don’t see Dave giving a fuck or watching what he says for anybody. Plus, the way Riley Cooper made the comment was with a mean, derrogatory, hateful tone; when Dave or anyone else on the show says anything about black people or rape or anything else, it’s with more of a joking tone.
        As a white guy, I think a good rule of thumb would be just to never use use the word(even nigga)in any type of way, or at least double check over your shoulder to make sure no black people are in the room before you do, lol.

        • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

          I can see the Riley Cooper thing being different because he was being a dick about it, but the Paula Deen incidence was all because she just admitted to saying the word years ago, that and the plantation party. In anycase, I love the show and hope nobody filters it. BTW…you have good taste in women.

          • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            I think the Paula Deen thing is a cover up. She is a huge investment to these people selling all her junk. But an NFL player is usually replaceable unless you’re a huge superstar. I don’t follow sports so I don’t know how good that guy plays.

            I mean saying nigger years ago isn’t a big deal, but also throwing a plantation party? Now that’s some fucked up shit. If you ever seen those pictures of White kids doing Black face, China man or wetback at Halloween parties, those are the kids of racist parents in a racist community. Nobody in their right mind would try that shit in a highly populated city. They do that dumb shit because it’s safe to do it there. It’s pretty much the same shit as anonymous people talking shit on the internet. You don’t know who they are because they are hiding in their inbred communities.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

        lol

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

        Justice League like a mofo uo in here!!!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I know we all love Zell and everything, but she only has one secret lover, and it’s me; so back off, she’s all mine!!!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

      I will say since day one of DVDASA, I always commented that they needed to get that british chick to do the intro again like KBG. And when they re-introduced her again doing the Punisher I went ape shit. Asian chicks with british accents= hot

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Dear DVDASA,
    Can we get a confirmation on whether or not that was Zell’s ass in yacuzziboy’s instagram? Also is Zell going to get an Amazon wishlist? Please answer me.

    Sincerely,
    Zell’s Secret Lover

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

      Zell definitely did a devil’s threesome!!!

      • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

        zell, how dare you. I hate u now. jk. If that really is your butt in that instagram, then you prolly get a lot of gravy in your diet. good shit.

        • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

          I think it really is her, even though I don’t see her doing something like that. I just don’t know why they would photoshop her face on some chick and say it’s her, it’s not like they ever do that type of stuff anyway,lol.

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Canal Winchester, OH, United States</span>

            Ya, it’s a surreal pic. It looks like her tho. caaaakkkkkkesssss! :P

          • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            She seems too much of a proper English lady to let all her sexual shit out in public like that. She doesn’t even like to talk about her sex life on the podcast. Which is why Dave is always trying to get her to say something. The same with Yoshi. The more you don’t want to talk about it, the more Dave will push you. It’s all for the sake of radio though, so he doesn’t push it to the point where she’ll just leave. Maybe in the earlier episodes of KGB, where she wasn’t completely comfortable with the line of questioning. Dave could’ve kept hounding her like he does for some of the guests that he doesn’t give a fuck about (that Eroticized Rage guy), but he doesn’t because he seems to respect her.

            Sorry for the slight tangent, but yeah I don’t think it’s really her. The picture quality looks like shit (majority of digital cameras have decent quality now) and it’s on Valentin’s instagram that’s ran by someone else. You know how they say all Asians look a like? She’s probably just a Zell doppleganger. Got ass for days though… If it was real, Yoshi would’ve photobombed that picture, diving into the shot right between those delicious melon pans.

    • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

      Don’t waste your money on her. She won’t fuck you.
      I don’t think it is her. That ass was just too good, and she’s actually a bit on the chubby side judging by DVDASA facebook pics.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I would take a tranny’s dick in the ass to fuck Zell or Asa, to answer Dave’s question.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      PAUSE.

  • Hymen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Batavia, IL, United States</span>

    I don’t know who are the bigger idiots on this podcast, Dave and his totally exaggerated bullshit stories or the others who believe all the stupid drivel he proclaims. Dave is a narcissistic blowhard and he lives in a fantasy world in his mind. Typical LA LA land bullshitter.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You take things too seriously. Learn to enjoy. How much of the bullshit that’s in mainstream media do you really believe? Does everything have to be sourced with a notarized letter for you? If you can tell what’s not real and what is, then what is your problem? You should listen to an audio book on Chemistry if you want something that’s 100% factual.

    • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bloomington, CA, United States</span>

      You don’t think rich guys get laid? I have a friend whose wealth is only in the millions range and he gets laid like a rockstar in LA. Choe is worth many times that amount and is also a reknown artist to boot. They run in different circles. Don’t hate because you can’t get your tip wet.

  • timmy<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    goddamit

  • Justice<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    Suzy wanted me to share her creeper story with you. Any advice on how to prank creepers next time?

    http://www.meltapp.com/melts/jBmf1AdBx6

  • Obamador<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fresno, CA, United States</span>

    Any plans on republishing “Slow Jams” for the fans who actually want to see and hold the art and story? I’ve wanted to read that goddamned book since back in 03 when I first bought “Bruised Fruit”. It was selling for $80 dollars at the time on ebay which is 2 months of food for a (then) college student. Now, in retrospect that was a fucking steal compared to the $450 its going for on amazon.

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      Well, that would make the copies that are out much less valuable.

      But a compilation book of Slow jams, son of Slow jams, those fucked up 3 page comics he did (Piss Story, Story of nancy) and whatever other dumb shit he did would be cool.

      And you’d think one of these fuckers who own the book would fucking post some pages on the internet, but THERES NOTHING.

      Rowan Morrison’s blog used to have I think 2 pages, but those pictures are long gone, no longer hosted in the blog posts.

      Fuck your stupid portraits, I want fucking comics.

      • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

        And some art from NYX because that comic sucked dick. Quesada sucks dick and I want my dick sucked right NOW but not by Joe Quesada.

  • Mr. Snow Bunny<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, BC, Canada</span>

    The RETURN of My NIGGA Zellllllllllleeeeeezztzttzsgdhasdg

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakville, ON, Canada</span>

    Hello again DVDASA,

    Great show, Zell is a keeper!! Smack her with some paper Dave, come on son? (Dave Chapelle voice) Dave Choe, you the man for giving out those real gritty life stories, I wish Asa would give more.

  • Lenny Nero<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sunnyvale, CA, United States</span>

    Hey don’t get me wrong, Biskcup is a talented artist, but holy shit man. Is he a deprogrammed Scientologist turned therapy junkie?
    I don’t think his ex wife had the Han, but HE must have drove her crazy. And now she has upgraded to a taller white guy with less baggage.
    Sensative artists = neurosis
    Did you notice that Dave got whacked out and went on a Critter fueled ego rant just before Biskup bailed out of the annoying interview?

  • arirangfun<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany</span>

    Tim hits some interesting points in 34:00 min about korean mothers and the effects on the kids. The extreme judgements and all that. I definitely recognize that. Smart guy. Thanks for bringing him on, Dave.

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    Watching this sooo fucking stoned. You guys are so great :)

  • Jumbo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Forgot how much Zell added to the show. Hope she’s on as a regular.

    (After Zell slipped and tried to change the topic) Dave: “How was it after all your holes were filled” bwhahahahahha

    • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

      She offers nothing though?
      Her past seems interesting, but she refuses to talk about it. She never answers Dave’s questions. If she wasn’t hot I guarantee you cunts wouldn’t love her so much.

      • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

        I loved when she talked about how she squirts sometimes. She’s so fucking sexy. I want to cum deep inside her hot musky cunt.

        • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

          You’re on the internet m8. Just watch porn if you’re that horny. This is a comedy podcast.

          So yeah, you pretty much confirmed you only like her because she’s hot.

  • Alex<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ukraine</span>

    Dave, I can`t thank you enough for doing this stuff.
    I learn so much every time, from every episode.
    The confidence, the experience, the insights, all the thoughts and laughters you share, help me become a better human being and better understand myself – and the universe around me.
    Thanks for existing – and thanks for you honesty and purity.

    Alex.

  • far<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sint-stevens-woluwe, 12, Belgium</span>

    PUSSYCAM ON ZELL

    • Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Yes!! She’s too shy though. The allure of her voice is enough for me.

  • Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • arirangfun<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany</span>

    And Dave, your whole life is like trying to impress an ex with the wrong means. Love is not a gamble dude.

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakville, ON, Canada</span>

    I’m a long time Joe Rogan podcast fan, but this is my new favourite! You know your doing great shit when 2 hours doesn’t seem long enough. Joe does 3!

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    I just came back from hanging out for the last time with a girl I’m infatuated with. We won’t see each other for many months, so I was really heartbroken and almost getting panic attacks. Thank you DVDASA. #sensitive artist.

  • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    John Cusack

    • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

      John Cusack

      • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

        John Cusack

        • John Cusack<span class="comment-author-location"> from North Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

          John Cusack

          • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

            More like John Blusack, since Zell turned him down.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    More like John Blusack, since Zell turned him down.

    That’s a fucking good one, man.

  • KingOfAllShitStains<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thailand</span>

    I’d like to hear more from Zell. She seems like a very smart and interesting person, plus her voice is amazing. Dave, get her to tell a story or something.

  • Fuckyeahbobbynamba<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Bobby is an A+ dancer. Love this man, the king of trivia Prince Bobby Namba

  • Bobby Is a PIMP<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wakarusa, KS, United States</span>

    Love you love your show, the camera angles need a little work though… As much as I love staring at whatever oversized t-shirt/sweater that Asa is pulling over her legs during the show can we get rid of the “pussy” cam and actually be able to look at something for once? It’s hard to see Bobby and Valentine every show. Down with the P cam up with the V cam!

    • Bobby Is a PIMP<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wakarusa, KS, United States</span>

      I guess the P cam is also technically a V cam so we can call it a yacuzzi cam or whatever you want.

    • GetJoeyBackOn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

      This so much.
      The overall one is pretty pointless too.
      Just have each camera focus on two people and we’d be able to see everyone much better.

  • Jason Kim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Buffalo Grove, IL, United States</span>

    THE HAN

    I am korean, my first gf was korean. The HAN is real. My belief in the HAN stems from men and women, maybe even a way to cope with life and death. The eventual end of everything. Truth be told i find the han attractive because to me it reminds me of a super sayian power. I live with the han. Eternal angst, eternal heartbreak.

    THE HAN

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    There is no Han. Koreans just want to seem special because they’re tired of being confused for Chinese. They know they’re the least important of the top 3 Asians. Korean men especially.

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      I don’t think Koreans rank that low, but it’s funny you mention that because I was just thinking what episode it was that Asa made a comment like either Cambodians or Laos people were the black girls of Asians..or something like that.

  • Juice<span class="comment-author-location"> from Marinette, WI, United States</span>

    GoD Damn. Can the crew shut the fuck up so Dave can tell his stories. Those hoes sound like Robin Quivers interrupting the King of All Media. Dave, Howard would not stand for this. It is starting to sound like the View. Yentas.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 42 of DVDASA taught me that Zell definitely has The Husky Han that is essentially inherent feminine Korean bitterness.

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    You should have Zell in her undies and sit her in Asa’s place for a few shows :) Zell crotch cam <3

  • boozell<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    Zell is soooo overrated. I’m surprised Cusack would date her. Glad he kicked her to the curb. The only thing she has going for her is that accent.

  • boozell<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    And I did not really miss her at all. It’s not like she really has anything interesting to say.

  • Shann<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ware, MA, United States</span>

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Asa knows about the blue waffel!!!!!!!!!
    I named a shot at my bar after the Blue waffel!
    Also might wanna look up the wet slap!

  • F.E.I.T.B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasig, Pampanga, Philippines</span>

    thank you dave asa bobby zell