• yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    fuck bobby that jap from beverly hills white wash asians all of you

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Of course you would hide behind someone else’s name to talk shit.

      • esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

        prolly cuz they are just super jelly, or just totally gay for bobby.

      • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

        Coming from you this is a funny comment haha!
        I love whenever they talk about food there’s always a long pause of them just thinking about food haha. Its the most health conscious podcast I’ve ever seen.

        • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

          My name is a statement, not talking shit here. Even Dave thinks he’s gay.

        • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

          Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot

  • Tony Bologna<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    Be nice to Bobby. He’s a SA

    • CPK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

      Money Mark is dat nicca

      • Tony Bologna<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

        Asa, as usual, you are super on this episode. “I love when people shit their pants!”

        • Tony Bologna<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

          Super funny

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Bobby’s shit story. I can totally relate. I had triple espresso coffee from starbucks and I was doing yoga in this park. SHIT MYSELF!! So I use this Cthulu mask I sewed up that had my old dreads on it as tentacles to wipe my ass with and I ran to the washroom. Much like Bobby I had another one comin. I shat all over the seat and I’m pretty frantic now but luckily I used my boxers as a cloth and the tp to wipe the rest up. Fuck the down dog when you drank triple espresso.

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    damn, another one bites the dust:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx0W4x42EJM

    ASA PLEASE KEEP ENTERTAINING MY LOINS!

    • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      I’m guessing if she doesn’t marry a rich guy she’ll come crawling back when she realizes she can’t make the same money or better at a ‘straight’ job. Whores tend to crave constant attention. That being said, I wish her the best and I hope she can make the lifestyle change.

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Critter and David have such a bromance, it’s almost as good as listening to a good love story.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      I totally agree. I wonder how much critter makes a day.

      • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        He probably gets paid whatever Harru got paid, he’s the new replacement sidekick in Dave’s life. But IMO, unlike Harry, he’s a leech.

        • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

          *Harry

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

    Thank goodness for another dose of DVDASA this week.

  • Joey Gofuckyaself<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    So when does the new Thumbs Up come out? I assume there’s some major editing to be done but a ballpark guess would be nice.

  • a Nawn, a Muss<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    The framerate is wacky!

  • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    o _O)m

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Dave what kinda of ding a ling scrapes your butt like that to make it go out like that?

  • Boom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Guildford, Surrey, United Kingdom</span>

    So when are you getting Lilit on to discuss how Yoshi kicked her off his show because she wasn’t giving that deviant access to her rim?

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Dude.. thats low man. Yoshi and Dave are still friends. Thats a low move. But I could see Dave kinda doin it too haha.

    • CPK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

      Lilit quit. Yoshi did not fire her. She has a history of quitting podcasts. Even Eddie Ifft said she’s a Cunt Whore

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Yeah it was kind of obvious she was just using everyone for a chance to become famous.

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Great show again :D !

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    My Life= Followed Phish>fucked tons of hippy chicks>became a junky>meet the girl of my dreams>Laws on my trail>Join the Navy>Marry the girl>get good job>have kids. Now I just work hard on being a great father and husband. I had my fun and now it’s over. Either you keep doing what you’re doing or you have to change completely. Thats all.

    • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      Suite lyphe… KYS!!! WSP sux #1, #3, plas, ohbears, dr_mcconnell, 3.0 sux

      • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        DJ_Tanner?

    • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      At Coventry I watched a wookette giving birth during Glide. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived. This is where it gets crazy…

      It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing mud. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “Welcome To The Party Bitch!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous.

  • Boom<span class="comment-author-location"> from Guildford, Surrey, United Kingdom</span>

    Also, step up the ID3 tagging game on these MP3s, having Mixdown.output in the tags is retarded. Even the dumbest cheap podcasts bother to tag their shit before uploading it.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      You know you can change the ID3 tags yourself, right?

  • sucklord69<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    deep tacos

  • Joey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Broomfield, CO, United States</span>

    Whoever this asshole Chris Gore is that was on the last episode of yoshididnt pissed me off. Basically spends the first 10 minutes of the show pissing on DVDASA. Yoshi was fine. Usual honest self, and was even defending Asa and Dave. Sorry Yosh I haven’t listened to yoshididnt for a while but that last one was the last. I’m out. DVDASA FTW!

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      He was just talking shit so you would listen to him. If no one heard him talking shit about DVDASA, no one would have listened to that episode of Yoshididnt. No one gives a fuck that he likes movies where people use the toilet.

      • Joey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Broomfield, CO, United States</span>

        Thats true. Yoshi even just said to me on twitter he wished Chris hadn’t brought it up. Both Dave and Yoshi have moved on, its unfortunate people have to keep poking at them with a stick.

        Yoshi Obayashi ‏@YoshiObayashi 5m

        @evillittlejawa I wish he didn’t bring it up, but we live in a free country so what can u do? DVDASA #1Health show, I’m sure they will Bfine

        • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

          I agree. Thats internet hate. This is a podcast of hate for Canadians (fuck you in the ass dave) and health.
          I always like Yoshi’s speeches. But throughout the episodes you could see he just didn’t give a fuck about it anymore. I would say Dave is ketchup and Yoshi is mustard. Sometimes you like both on your weiner. Sometimes you just like one. It’s a crazy world.

          • Tony Bologna<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

            I’ll take Dave and Yoshi on my weiner

          • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

            No one can deny the truth in that Chris guy’s statements that DVDASA is very similar to the Stern Show and the regulars on DVDASA are pretty much the equivalent of the Rat Pack on Stern. The only difference is that Dave actually lives a life filled with lust and excitement whereas Howard just fantasizes about that lifestyle and interviews people who actually live those experiences.

  • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Why is Jonny Bravo so defensive when David and Asa are obviously just playing around? He seems like a huge prick. Please don’t bring this guy on the show anymore.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      haha now I gotta watch this hahahahah!

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      haha now I gotta watch this hahahahah!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Arlington, TX, United States</span>

      Bravo was dickish….he made a couple under handed comments if I recall. 1. What are you going to do? Kick me off your podcast? 2. That’s why I’ll never be on this podcast again. 3. Then just being a prick in general. I’m not sure what kind of relationship him and Dave have but he just came off across as being a dick.

  • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    A “gambling” counsellor lol
    This must be code for drugs.

  • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Hahaha Dave.. “The worst people making the worst decisions of their lives”
    That is fucking funny!

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Asa “for some people middle age is 2.” With a totally serious tone! Hahahaha I spat out my orange pop on that one hahahaha

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Ass napkins? Nice idea for swass.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    BTW, speaking of asses, has anyone seen Zell’s ass on @yacuzziboy’s instagram?! Damn!!

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Looks fake… why is the picture quality so terrible?

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

        Doesn’t look fake to me, picture quality seems fine.

  • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    You liked World War Z but not Man of Steel? Holy fuck Dave.. fair enough! Hahaha

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      WWZ sucked soo much dick. Kinda cool gore scenes (jk it was pg13 and shitty as fuck) and there were wayyyy to many Brad Pitt scenes where you just expect him to say “Hey, my names Brad Pitt and I’m an actor.”
      God what a terrible fucking movie.

  • mechele<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    this episode makes me wish they didn’t have guests. Or bring a lady as a guest. johnny bravo just seemed boring and is lying to himself. I fell asleep. No more male guests! ( unless it’s saber, bring that dude back)

    • Jumbo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      I fell asleep too. Johnny Bravo? More like Johnny Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

      Ya, Bravo was snarky and seemed a lil’ bit jealous of Dave or something. He’s like the guy who acts like he’s smarter than everyone. Basically, he was kind of like the log that squirted out of Dave’s bunghole and landed on the toilet seat. Get some interesting guests dude, this guy did not bring a good vibe.

      • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        Yeah Bravo sucked. Someone should dose rape him and then maybe he will be less of a tool.

        • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

          I would do it, but I’d have to see my reflection in the back of his head. Plus, I bet he doesn’t clean his bunghole properly.

          • Yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>
          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

            Btw, dose rape is for pussies. If you gonna rape a nigga do it straight up.

        • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

          Yep, Yoshi is correct.

          • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

            slapadouche, if you think that it is obvious you’ve never done LSD or any other psychedelic or a dose large enough.

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

            oooh shit lol. If you mean with some lsd, then I am down. I have to be on it too and we have to be in a yacuzz w/ valentin as he does his throat. I don’t want valentin to be on acid tho, but if he’s drunk that’s coo.

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

            nigga, i’ve done one larger than your face. js.

          • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

            I see your troll and I raise you a bridge. Nice try

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

            relax man, i’m messin’ round lol. js, i’ve been around that block before.

    • http://anal.com anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      bravo was good you retards

  • Jeremy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakland, CA, United States</span>

    Hey Asa, I have a good pants-shitting story for you.

    During Comic Con last Saturday, I decided to get a burrito downtown. I go it to-go and ate it while watching the Zombie Walk on 5th Avenue. Halfway through eating it I got horrible cramps in my stomach. Immediately I knew this was going to end badly. I walked a few blocks in order to find a bathroom (which is really hard to do apparently).

    Eventually I found one at a fancy restaurant. I sat down and tried to shit, but nothing happened. My stomach felt better, yet I knew that I still had to shit. I got up and left, and immediately my stomach started to cramp again. I decided to tough it up and wait until I got home.

    I got on the trolley, and more cramps. This was the first time I knew I was going to shit myself. I was gripping the handrails on the trolley trying everything I could not to let this hot load of shit escape from my asshole. Somehow, a little leak of shit came out of my butt. Not bad, I thought. At least I didn’t explode my pants, but I still need to find a toilet ASAP. I ran off the trolley at the next stop with the smell of shit trailing me as I left.

    I decided to walk to Subway, but I didn’t make it, I shit myself. A hot, liquid stream of shit filled my underwear while I was standing on the sidewalk. I needed to clean this shit up right away. I waddled over behind a bush, shit leaking down my legs, and carefully stripped off my shorts (which managed to turn a nice shit-green color). I had a few napkins on me, but my legs and ass were covered in brown mess. Clearly these napkins weren’t going to be enough. So I’m waddling naked behind a bush trying cleaning the shit off my ass when the only thing I have to use is this rad white shirt I got at Comic Con. I turned that white shirt pure brown by the time I was done. I cleaned up best I could although I still had shit all over my shorts and some on my legs. I tied my long sleeve shirt around my waist 90s style in order to hide the shit on my ass but nothing could cover up the smell.

    Worst of all I was still 30 minutes away from home. I had to walk half a mile through store parking lots to a Car2Go, drive it while sitting on my shitty shorts, park it, then walk home. Also, I have female roommates, so I had to walk through my apartment covered in shit without them knowing (they totally knew). Needless to say, my Comic Con was pretty shitty.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      This story is bullshit, because what restaurant just lets you use their restroom without buying something?

      • Jeremy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pleasanton, CA, United States</span>

        I was surprised as you! Since it was Comic Con weekend apparently some restaurants are friendly to people who need to go. I was expecting to be turned away but I gave it a shot and the dude let me. I honestly wish this story was fake, but no, I had to deal with shit in my shorts for about an hour

  • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    Can Dave and Asa talk about their experiences with STDs now? There is no way in hell either of them have never been stung.

    • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      Yeah she talked about getting something from a black porn guy (forgot his name). But, because of their lifestyles, I have a hard time believing Dave or Asa are disease free. Condoms and fucking between outbreaks does not provide guaranteed protection so don’t give me that argument.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        It was Mr. Marcus I believe, but she said she never had a scene with him, so I don’t think she’s ever even said she’s had an std.

  • Poop Scooper<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rotterdam, South Holland, Netherlands</span>

    Mr. Marcus

  • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    I also suffer from ass sweat. Instead of making an ass napkin, I buy these http://www.sutran.es/en/boxer/157-boxer-hiperhidrosis-color-blanco.html. They ship from Spain so they are expensive (this doesn’t apply to Dave – he’s loaded) but they work. I tried Kleinert’s ass sweat undies too but they don’t work. The boxers from Sutran do work and kick ass. You can even sit down in them and squish the sweat filled fabric and it won’t leak and give you that swamp ass wet spot that everyone can see. If someone wants to make a lot of money in the U.S.A. they should buy shipping containers full of Sutran products and sell them retail and wholesale here in the homeland. They’d make bank because there is not currently a U.S.A. distributor.

    • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      Targeting hyperhydrosis sufferers with products that actually work is an action guaranteed to be successful. If I had the money I’d hop all over that money train.

      • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Dave probably doesn’t read the comments because of people like you.

        • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

          OK? I’m guessing you are an aspie or extremely socially inept.

        • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

          I was trying to help him and wasn’t fishing for anything else. daveisgay, you should KYS.

  • Rupert<span class="comment-author-location"> from Springdale, AR, United States</span>

    Not that David will read or care but, one word of solid advise. You’ll never find the perfect woman for you until you forget about your version of the perfect woman for you. And you have obviously been hurt in the past, but in trying to be honest with women (which I firmly believe in), it seems like your just lying to yourself.

    • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

      He’s fantastically rich so with enough time and effort plowing all the hoes in LA i’m sure he will eventually find that needle in a haystack. Believe me around Los Angeles the women are 99% vapid cunts so he has his work cut out for him.

      • Your Face<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        ^^ this

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    What is the controversy with Lilit “cocktease” Arvahi and Yoshi about? I need the 411 for this podcast drama. Lilit as never funny or interesting to begin with but I find yoshididn’t to not be all that funny or interesting either. Yoshi is way too serious on his podcast and he’s trying too hard to be a fob Charlie Rose which sucks all entertainment value out of him being a weird deviant.

    • Lilit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      I had secretly fantasized about getting charged up. I’m a bareback bottom , love to get fucked, and having a guy breed my hole. The idea of having a hot guy fuck me and blow his dirty seed in all in my ass had inspired many spank marathons. I’m sure that I have taken a poz load before not knowing the status of whoever was fucking me or really even caring for that matter. I had never knowingly let a guy that was poz fuck me. One night I was cruising all the slut sites looking for other bareback guys to play with when this really hot guy messaged me. He said that he had read in my profile that I liked to go bare and that I was a btm. He told me that he was looking 4 a hole to use 4 the evening. That got my attention I had never been submissive and must admit it had been another fantasy of mine to completely give up control. He asked me if I was into pnp and I told him that I do party sometimes. We chatted 4 a little while with the standard Q&A, u know how big, what position, where to cum. Then I asked poz/neg? He responded with poz. I told him that I was neg. To which he responded “u want to get a charged load n u tonight?” I was shocked and very turned on, I asked him if he fucked neg guys bareback. He told me he did all the time and that he even hosted several conversion party’s.

      I wasn’t familiar with the term, he explained that a conversion party’s was were a group of poz tops get together and breed a neg guy. The soul reason 4 this was to spread dirty seed, and infect the neg btm. Before I could answer he asked me if I liked to pnp. I told him that I did, but I didn’t have any party supplies. He said that if I wanted I could come over to his place and get ass fucked and get high. He asked me if I had ever slammed, I told him that I had been slammed before but I was terrified of needles. “I’m very good at slamming others” he returned. Should I go? The thought of getting slammed and pounded was so tempting but was I ready to take that step towards becoming poz? “I might ass well” I responded. He gave me directions and I was on my way. When I got to his house we sat and talked 4 a while. He told me that he was going to enjoy planting his dirty seed in me, then asked me if I liked groups. I told him yes and he said good that he would get us slammed then have a few of his top buddies stop by and load my ass. He told me that I was going be a cum dump 4 him and his friends. I asked him if the guys were poz or neg he told me that they were poz. This made my dick begin to grow.

      He got the slamm ready and did me first. When he released the belt on my arm I could feel the rush hit me instantly. Then came the cough. I could feel that it was a very strong slamm. He did himself and sat down on the bed next to me. I started sucking his dick while I was taking off my clothes. He stood up bent me over the side of the bed, lubed my hole up with some elbow grease that was laying on the bed, and shoved his dick all the way in. Normally this would have brought tears to my eyes and a fist to his face, but it didn’t even really hurt, I guess I was so high that I couldn’t feel it. It wasn’t long before he started to pound really hard and said he was about to cum. He stopped and pulled out and made me tell him that I wanted his seed. Which I told him. He managed to get his dick back inside me, and with a few hard thrust he unloaded in my hole. He walked out of the room and told me to stay put. When he returned he had a collar and some restraints, which he fastened on my wrist, ankles, and neck. Then I followed him into another room, it was a play room, with a sling, TV playing porn, fuck bench, some toys and lube and a computer set up with a web cam. He helped me into the sling and hooked the restraints to the chain supports. Then started to cruise the sex sites 4 tops to come and try out my hole.

      In no time 15 or 20 mins. there was 3 guys in line to blow their load in tight hole, and 5 more on the way. I realized that I had just came to this guys house let him drop a charged load n me and now was going to be a cum dump 4 who ever he wants and I hadn’t even gotten his name. He walked over to the sling and let me know that the web cam was on and I was going to be used all weekend. There must have been 10 or more guys that had charged my ass with dirty seed before the slamm started to fade away. He could tell that I was beginning to come down and he mixed up a booty bump and told me to get on the floor face down with my ass in the air, as he unlocked the restraints. Once I was on the floor he inserted the booty bump and told me to squeeze my ass tight so that the booty bump and all the spunk wouldn’t drip out. As I started to feel my stomach cramp up from the booty bump he dressed me and told me that we were going to the baths and that I was going to take all loads. He rented one of the sling rooms and told me to get into the sling as he mixed up another booty bump. I secured the restraints myself , all but one arm. He came over secured the last arm and started to insert another booty bump. I told him that I was ok 4 now. To this he responded by placing a ball gag n my mouth and continued with my booty bump. It had only been about 20 mins since the last one. Now I was so high that I couldn’t focus my see straight. He began to fuck me again, telling my how sloppy my hole was and that when he had fucked me the first time that he had ripped me. He said that he knew because when he pulled out there was blood all over his dick. He said that was a good thing, it would make it easier to ensure that my neg status was gone for good. Then he told me that he had used the point 4 my slam and that when he slammed me there was still a good bit of his poison blood in it, and now it was running thru my veins. He must have been fucking me 4 at least an hour, not that I was complaining. My ass was so hungry from the booty bumps that the only thing I could think about was getting more dick. He shot another death load in me then opened the door and walked away. It was a few mins before the first guy walked in and began to get his dick hard so that he could fuck me. He was a much older man probably 55 or 60 but he had a huge cock. He came after about 5 mins of fucking wiped his dick off and left. I didn’t realize that there was a group of 4 guys waiting, they took turns one after the other all loading my eager ass. A while later my friend returned, closed the door and mixed up a huge booty bump. He squeezed it into my hole and for good measure he pushed a large rock of meth up my ass with his finger. He massaged it until it was completely dissolved. Then he removed the ball gag and asked me how I was doing. I was so high I couldn’t hardly answer but I managed to say that I was feeling a little dizzy and hot. He gave me a bottle of water and told me to drink it all as he unlocked the restraints. I drank the water and instantly began to feel better. He said that he had to leave to do something but that he would be back. Then he told me that he had left a message on the all the dry erase boards saying there was a “eager ass in the sling room taking all loads POZ IS A PLUS” as he left. I knew that I should probably get up and leave but the meth was starting to take effect. So I waited. It wasn’t long before a line began to form, I eagerly took every load that was offered. I’m not sure how long I was there in the sling room or how many guys filled my hole with their juice. When I finally started to come down from the meth climbed out of the sling, put on my clothes, and left the bath house. I felt so trashy when I walked into the day light, like everyone knew what I had just done. Not to mention that there was a wet place on the ass of my jeans where some of the spunk had slipped out of my now opened hole. It has been a few months since that happened so I’m not sure what my status is but I did feel like I had the flu about 2 or 3 weeks after it happened.

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    Hey David Choe go to Uzbekistan to find a wife. A lot of the women all look mixed white/asian there and they are still loyal and traditional women. I also recommend Bosnia and Turkey if you want a traditional woman with a bangin body. You might have to convert to islam though but it’s cool they are more secular than the jihadist types. Then you should live overseas in a country where if you ever get divorced she’s not entitled to your wealth. If you marry an American woman she will take off with half your money and ruin your shit. I guarantee that. That’s why a lot of movie stars and shit are marrying foreign women now.

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakville, ON, Canada</span>

    Hi again DVDASA,

    Asa is hilarious yet again. Her reactions to Bobby’s shit story is classic.

    And if Dave shits himself with solid turds, he probably has to be quite loose in the butt area also.

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T MARRY AMERICAN WOMEN.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZZWA_sjJw

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 39 of DVDASA taught me that unicorns truly exist.

  • Chris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

    Bobby’s poop story had me rolling. B-Man was on fire this ep, awesome!

    • Blood Clot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

      Word!
      Never heard Dave laugh so hard until Bobby’s shitting in his pants story.

  • far<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vilvoorde, 12, Belgium</span>

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  • eon<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    This Johnny guy is a legend. I love it when Dave has guest that don’t kiss his ass. Not trying to troll, I just like the way the room chemistry change’s when Dave gets some resistance. Bring him back.

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Johnny Douchebag is the biggest bravo you guys have ever had on the podcast so far.

    Otherwise loved the bloody bed story!

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