• LA<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    GO DOYERS

    • Shitty Drawers<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

      Bobby asked about Turkish Delight. He asked, “Is it an English dish?” God damn Bobby Namba is funny!

  • Kool_Kids_Klub<span class="comment-author-location"> from Philadelphia, PA, United States</span>

    well. fuck.

  • KGB<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Dave, it would be awesome if you and Critter did mini podcasts on the road. You could have a simple mobile setup and just do 30 minute audio only podcasts when you’re not at your warehouse

  • Vandal720<span class="comment-author-location"> from Greeley, CO, United States</span>

    Fuck yes another early upload keep it cumin cunt nuggets

  • http://iloveasa iloveasa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Torre, Darién, Panama</span>

    i need spanking!

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    Lol! Yes! Itchy Asshole!

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Thumbs Up Season 4!!!

  • Wastingmypotential<span class="comment-author-location"> from Walnut, CA, United States</span>

    Tumbs up season 4!!! Bring back Mike and Cornelius from the hotel!

  • OmieFlipsdaBrDE<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Marcos, CA, United States</span>

    I have the hardest thumbs up right now

  • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

    Awwwww Dave’s heart was crushed again when Asa confirmed she wasn’t quitting porn LMAO DVDASA number uno health podcast for lifeeeeee!!!! design some nice dvdasa gear , listen to your main man Bobby!

  • Voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Can’t get enough of this!

  • Chairman Mao<span class="comment-author-location"> from Shenzhen, Guangdong, China</span>

    Just so you know:

    A lot of websites are blocked in China [Great Firewall] but the #1 Health podcast isn’t blocked!

    加油!!

    • GetJoeyBackOnDammit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Newcastle Upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom</span>

      Hahaha, really? That’s great.
      They should talk about Tienanmen square (hope I didn’t just get the podcast blocked in China).

  • http://anal.com anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    :-)

  • Voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This show is the shit!!! I can totally see DVDASA go big. Start selling mechadise asap!! So glad they’re all starting to see what I see.,,,radio gold. Got at least 63 more episodes to make a hundred and hoping this shit takes off. Dave is the realist. This show has high potential.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    “Joey can talk for hours..should be on radio” AND YET YOU INTERRUPT HIM EVERY TIME HE’S ON THE SHOW

  • ya<span class="comment-author-location"> from T'ai-wan, Taiwan</span>

    I’D TOTALLY BUY DVDASA MERCHANDISE

  • sizzurp<span class="comment-author-location"> from Skåne Län, Sweden</span>

    beautiful and powerful DVDASA, keep em comin!

  • damattmissile<span class="comment-author-location"> from Clinton, LA, United States</span>

    I want a DVDASA shirt soooo bad! Dave, Bobby, get on the merchandise man I will rep the show soo hard!

  • https://twitter.com/SpencerKY FoodMastaSpence<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    double cream is for pussies

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_cream

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    You shouldn’t put it out there that you’re going to be giving out money, niggas (black or other color niggas) might try to rob your ass.

    • Robin Queefers<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      BlackCock,
      Dave already finished filming Thumbs Up. The podcast was recorded over a month ago

  • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    this guy said my story was cool, and called me bro.

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Finland</span>

    New Thumbs Up, feels so good inside.

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Yes Dave, you have already told the Korean spa story

    • Herpes is Rampant in the Porn Community<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      He talked about the old masseuse sucking his asshole through saran wrap at the Korean massage parlor on DVDASA but he hasn’t told this story yet. Did he tell it on KGB or somewhere else before?

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        Yep, it was on KGB with Harry. But this version it was told under a more serious undertone like what the fuck. Harry was kinda amused by it if I recall. I wonder why some OGs didn’t order some young bucks to stop that shit…and not in a nice way….if it’s that rampant.

        • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

          Damn Dave, that’s right, it was on KGB. My bad.

  • steven<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Carlos, CA, United States</span>

    CHICKEN SKIN! ASA IS THE SHIT SO IS BOBBY DAVE IS JESUS korean jesus

  • Redfw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Nice episode, would love to see harry on the podcast as a guest soon.

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Hinder.

  • Midwest White Guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Midland, MI, United States</span>

    I laughed so hard when Dave started talking about Garfield and white people food. It amazes me that you guys manage to get together every week and be so funny and engaging without writers, producers, etc. You even manage to squeeze the best interviews/appearances out of all your guests. I’m not sure how or why, but Harris’s appearance on your show made me laugh more than all his appearances on Comedy Bang Bang combined.

    Dave, any chance of you penning some sort of memoir? I really enjoy hearing the vignettes from your life, putting them all together with some art and texts would be awesome. Lots of people have a rocky start in life and get discouraged, very few rise to the occasion like you. Your attitude towards fame and fortune is so unusual and refreshing in this day and age. From the perspective of a plebian in flyover land, LA types are so pompous and self absorbed they are hardly worthy of recognition let alone worship. For example, the way Rogan dismissed Bobby Trivia made me lose a healthy chunk of respect for him. Dave is the rich guy we can relate to, root for, and one day aspire to be.

    I’m glad you all look forward to doing the show, I look forward to hearing you all ramble each week. Bobby, don’t worry about people talking shit, Milonakis hit the nail head about those people just being disgruntled about the way their life turned out. What you said about everyone being a winner in the game of life really struck a chord with me. I hope in the future Bobby Trivia spends more time off the sidelines and in the limelight.

    I’ve never really bothered to write anything like this before. I don’t really do the whole celebrity worship thing, I hesitate to label myself a “fan” of anyone, no matter how much I enjoy their work. I’d never bother to attend a live show or meet and greet, and even typing this I can’t help but feel like a Stan, but whatever. Hopefully my comment convinces you that not all of your regular listeners are weirdos and retards, some of us are just weirdos.

    I hear you guys spit balling ideas for the future of the show, I hope you don’t mind if I toss a few out there. First and foremost, who’s lobe do I gotta sniff to get one of those Critter shirts? While we’re on the subject of apparel, any chance at a Bobby Namba “Everyone’s a Winner in the Game of Life” shirt? I’d buy two or three of each just in case the first one got a stain. Secondly, I love the call-in idea, I’d really like to see you split it up between guests, the core DVDASA group, and call in shows. I was dying laughing at Dave interrogating people, but 95% of the people you get on the phone aren’t quick enough or candid enough to keep up. I’d definitely like to see DVDASA’s take on “Ask Ann” style advice columns, whether they be via e-mail or live call in, or a combination of both. Ditto on a Penthouse forum, you just have to sift through the shit to find the gold nuggets. You could encourage people to share good stories by offering up a prize for the best one each week or something.

    • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Derby, Derby, United Kingdom</span>

      No ones going to read that. lol.

    • BlindPerson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>

      you should hire that honky, midwest white guy, to write for the zine. i read that shit: there weren’t any grammar errors, and it pretty much sums up the last few episodes and the current momentum of the show.

    • http://anal.com anal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      I read it all!!! And twice!

    • forgot username<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      tl/dr

    • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      God damn , ain’t no one got time for that shit!

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

    YAAAAAA SON! ///////

    “LAMDA LAMDA LAMDA and… OMEGA MOOOOOOS”

    Yo Dave, you’re like a chubbier, less fobier version of “Takahashi” jk! If I was in “Revenge of the Nerds”, I would be that dude too.

    “Ooooooo rika salad”

    “Dae jiiiii Dae jiiiii i eee kay yoo tae yooouuu”

    You should bring that guy on if he’s not cracked out in a hole somewhere. His name is Brian Tochi. He is mah nigga.

    Chingchong Niggas unite! We takin’ over MUDDDA PUCKKKAAAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      btw…. “Ooooo hair pie”

  • Jin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sugar Land, TX, United States</span>

    THUMBS UP AMERICA SEASON FOUR LETS GOO!!!!!

    ILL LET YOU STAY AT MY PLACE CHOE AND HARRY

    We will play GTA 5 and rock out to some fucking Circle Jerks!

    HTX!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    100 Grands and Almond Joys are the best candy bars

  • jason<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chino, CA, United States</span>

    Thumbs UP!!!!

  • johnny bravo<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Dvdasa porn directed by Asa first movie should includ a scene with Dv/Da.

    • forgot username<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      They’ve been talking about a cuckold film for a while now.

  • Oscar from Sweden<span class="comment-author-location"> from Uppsala, Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Amazing podcast like all of them, keeping up the quality, loving it! I love you Dave. I love you Asa. I love you Bobby. I love you Valentine. I love you Critter. I love you Money Mark.

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    I love how David looks for the good in the world. I wish more people thought that way.

  • Darkcracker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Addison, IL, United States</span>

    Loved critters little teh heh

    Reminded me of Flokis laugh from the Viking show on history channel

  • gummy bear<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Antonio, TX, United States</span>

    Most Creamiest Cream Cream

    LOL

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from China</span>

    Totally sucks that you guys are going on a hiatus. My weeks have been exponentially more enjoyable because I get to hear you guys wax poetic about nothing in particular. Will miss the show.

  • Meat Curtains<span class="comment-author-location"> from Central District, Hong Kong (general), Hong Kong</span>

    Fuck yeah! Love it when they talk food!
    Hey, what’s going to happen to the podcast when Dave goes
    on his Thumbs Up adventure?

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Maple, ON, Canada</span>

    Platonic friendships are the strongest love.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 39 taught me that when it comes to taxes David Choe’s Game of Thrones is on the toilet.

  • nikita<span class="comment-author-location"> from North York, ON, Canada</span>

    I really loved this episode, one of the best i dont know why, I just really enjoyed it
    I just wish I could meet or just talk to one of them these people are so amazing I love the energy they give, they have so much chemistry together

  • wolfin4skin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Poznan, Greater Poland Voivodeship, Poland</span>

    can’t wait for thumbs up s4!

  • R U FOKIN KIDDIN ME?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rio De Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</span>

    BRING RIFF RAFF AS A GUEST!!! lol
    You are friends with milonakis dave, so i dont think it would be too hard to get this going.

    • TrE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

      I agree Riff would be a dope guest!

  • South Bay Lenny<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sunnyvale, CA, United States</span>

    While shooting Thumbs Up 4,if they don’t get a ride, I hope that Harry puts on the wig and tucks his shit into a mangina, like he did while hitchin’ in Bakersfield. It’s one of the greatest scenes in film history.

  • johnny bravo<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I want too short as a real black guy guess…let him tells some freaky tales

    • CodeRed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chicago, IL, United States</span>

      Use Critter’s Bay connecs to get Andre Nickatina on the show–PLEASE!

  • johnny bravo<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I want too short as a real black guy guest .let him tells some freaky tales

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    DVDASA is holding back so much content… I’m here for the real money shot!!! *tilts neck*

  • http://pongale.com JoshF<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heredia, Heredia, Costa Rica</span>

    Congratulations guys, I forsee a new top player in producing online media. Bumpin in loud in Costa Rica

  • http://pongale.com JoshF<span class="comment-author-location"> from Heredia, Heredia, Costa Rica</span>

    thats a lie, i play it quietly because my neighbors have kids and shit

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    thumbs up and thumbs out

  • Super fan Eugene<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Huge fan. Just dropping by to say hi

    Lol number one fan

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Go suck Yoshi’s dick you d list star chaser. I hope they never have you on the show! Jk….I’m juat jealous that you live in KA and get to see them. Wish I could make it to Comic Con

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        LA…lol

  • KGB<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Harry is the son of your cousin’s uncle’s nephew? HaHa

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Girls with small hands also make your dick look bigger.

  • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Clarksburg, WV, United States</span>

    Where’s Critters wish list? Should have been one of his demands!

    • BlindPerson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>

      Good point–Where ARE Critter and Valentin’s wishlists? One question: Does Money Mark get one too?

      Choe-logic:
      Dave whines about Yoshi getting help from Super Fan Eugene, but he’s got a fucking wishlist on the website! Yoshi’s bad for accepting assistance from a fan, Dave wants his fans to buy things for him…

      • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Clarksburg, WV, United States</span>

        Yeah I think all “regulars” should have one.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        The wish list is just for shits and giggles as opposed to Yoshi actually befriending fans and supposedly taking advantage of their willingness to just be around him. Don’t know all the facts and not even saying its wrong.

    • KGB<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      send Critter fish food and candy

  • CodeRed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anaheim, CA, United States</span>

    How about Asa’s comment about not using a luffa or a sponge when she baths? This is the #1 Health podcast afterall, and unclean luffa’s should be addressed–especially because Asa’s skin looks so fine from the pussy cam and healthy skin/skin care is something that all people should know about.

  • http://Ryangertz.com Ryan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    Have you ever sent a dick/vag phone picture?

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    Time to start selling official DVDASA T-shirts!

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    “Crème double de la Gruyère” is supposed to be eaten with Meringues. It has been a staple dessert for many decades. My mom used to have it as a treat when she was a little girl. :) P

  • forgot username<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    Dave add this to your masturbatory fantasies if you haven’t already.

    NSFW http://i.imgur.com/SmCMSmw.jpeg

    • Ricky Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tempe, AZ, United States</span>

      The perfect 5-way has manifested itself,
      it is upon us.

  • Not Dave<span class="comment-author-location"> from Buena Park, CA, United States</span>

    dave, like many who fell victim to circumcision. like asa who brought up not be ing satisfied enough. circumcision , with it, you cut of very sensitive parts of your penis.

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Asa’s follow up to the question of the can you tell if your penis is hard…

    “Well a penis is like a big clit right?”
    … A porn star that they repeat numerous times is ‘smart’… WOW. I’m sorry but it’s impossible NOT to say anything about this.
    Asa you’re in fucking porn how the fuck can you not know the amount of nerve endings to a clit vs a dick… Yet alone compare them?

    Yes blood rushes to both and a clit does get hard… When women cum but are you kidding me? There is NO comparison even to penetration (specifically the “G-Spot”) yet alone a clit.

    A ‘clit dick’ if you will or a larger clit is less sensitive as well because it’s larger so ALLEGEDLY. (I’m sure there are a few cases where it’s opposite) they aren’t as sensitive if you will, as to a normal clit.

    In a truthful manner a penis does have more nerve endings BUT take the fact that an average male penis is almost 6 inches now… and a clit is that thing that women ‘wish their man could find’. So add that to the factor… Women win this round BY FAR.

    You can feel your clit throb after you cum, with all the blood rushing to it making it hard etc… Just like when a man gets HARD from blood rushing to it… So it’s the same thing. “I swear his cock was throbbing hard as he fucked me last night”.

    So think of it like that to answer your QUESTION.

    As for the ‘you can’t help but to even look at your friends vagina(s) to see if they have ‘lips’…
    YOU’RE A PORNSTAR! Can we not even say what the ‘lips’ are because the way you go about it, it’s as if it’s a bad thing. Just to see if she has lips like me… Does it matter? If you think they are bad wouldn’t you use a better word then ‘lips’ like oh the scientific word for them?

    Sometimes it’s impossible not to ‘troll’ the shit she says/ask it blows my fucking mind.

  • geoff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ann Arbor, MI, United States</span>

    make merch for me to buy

  • mark hubert<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winterthur, 25, Switzerland</span>

    HAVE THE CHOE BROTHERS AS GUESTS

  • eon<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    I’m currently at 4 windows of porn on one screen then galleries on the 2nd screen fml lol

  • just a white girl<span class="comment-author-location"> from Silver City, NM, United States</span>

    This was one of helpful the MOST helpful episodes yet still catching up. The shaved dick thing really helped me. I have been sorta weirded out by a guy who shaves it ALL. I personally didn’t care for it and I knew there was more to it, considering other things he expressed to me. Thank you for that insight.

  • fiko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Istanbul, Istanbul, Turkey</span>

    Turkish Delight (lokum, like lo’coom) serves with turkish coffee :) by choice of course… Technically its not a kid candy, the point is the balance and taste with strong turkish coffee. But still u can hate it, no big deal.

    you have a fan from istanbul,
    peace.

  • kneb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Marietta, GA, United States</span>

    Turkish delights are the shit, thanks mom for getting it for me, when I too craved it as an elementary schooler.