• 马一<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chicago, IL, United States</span>

    yep

    • http://feralaudio.com/show/call-chelsea-peretti/ Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Someday, I hope, this show will be visited by other pod (f.?) casters. Let me try to drop another couple hints less subtly – Ol’ Billy Burr? Petey Holmes? Dunkie Trussel? How about going for a touch more serious, like Dan Carlin (Hardcore History), or Paul Gilmartin (Mental Illness Happy Hour), that could be fun.

      PS anyone that likes call ins hit up CCP

      • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nunawading, Victoria, Australia</span>

        GUESTS GUESTS GUEST this is no better than a Conan skit where they talk to random cunts on the street. Obviously all the ideas for the show can’t be gems, but this was tedious. Use your powers to get some interesting people on the show. You have the money and power to provide a unique platform for the outcasts and pimps and hookers and all the rest on the fringes of society to come across as an interest to the masses. Don’t waste your time doing this shit. As an International viewer I don’t want to listen to Mrs Brown from Bumfuck Idaho woffling on about bullshit down a crackly line. The intention is good and it could be a good idea if the calls were screened and sorted.

        Suggested Guests/Topics:

        Talk of working on the Smells Like Teen Spirit video for Nirvana
        Talk about making the first million gambling, the feeling

        Denzolo
        Salee Oh
        Harry Kim
        Harry Kims Ex with the cancer moles (did that shit get full blown?)
        A totally gay a fuck guy who druggs out and fucks every weekend
        An Irish person

        • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nunawading, Victoria, Australia</span>

          Talk of seeing 2pac!!!

        • Sulla<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          Having the power to provide a platform for outcasts would mean that calls from listeners would be beneficial though, right? Calls from listeners may sound like drivel at first listen when they don’t have that scripted, fully fleshed out, proofread flow. Yet there’s layers there to break down and analyze – the subject or responses from the caller are only one narrow side, how does the callee react, what are they looking for in a caller, what are callers looking for or expecting when they call?

          Irish person? WTF? Unless you’re talking Fitzdog I don’t understand your statement(s).

          We all want more stories from Dave and Asa first and foremost. Let’s clear that up. I’d love a Dave+Asa only show sometime. Guests are an inevitability (I’m putting my $.02 for Todd Glass) and all we can do is list out who we’d like to hear the DVDASA panel to interview and trust in them, or google who we want as guests and listen to their stuff elsewhere. It’s up to them to make the decisions, not us, so instead of instantly thinking something sucks because it wasn’t what you were expecting, wasn’t your idea, or wasn’t what you hoped for, take a minute to think of why whatever you’re hating on was chosen and take what you can from that. For instance, when Bobby Triv got real weak, he was thinking of quitting the show. I see the complaints about wasting time; if you care about the show that information is germane.

        • Trace Stein<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stayton, OR, United States</span>

          Yes Denzolo & Harry Kim please.

        • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Floral Park, NY, United States</span>

          i dont think anyone else from DVDASA is coming back from what Dave said

          • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Floral Park, NY, United States</span>

            *hey you fucking idiot you meant KGB.

    • Cho not Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      Dave,

      u said u drive a lexus. whatever happen to your murdered out CLS benzo from vegas.

      if you still have it. i would like to buy it.

      • David DeYoung<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

        Dave,

        You’re a fucking douche bag.

        Talking to these people like you’re better or some shit.

        Sean/Zuck is the only reason you’re not in the same position as your callers.

        No one believes your gambling/sex stories.

        To quote Chris Flemmings “If I paid for my chicks, they would be smoking too”

        • John Hesner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Goodyear, AZ, United States</span>

          Dave was already a millionaire before facebook fool.

          • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

            he mad bro.

          • james<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

            So he says…. And even if he was (which probably not) theres a difference between a million and 200 million. A million these days you can’t even retire on… You’re just average

        • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

          Suck my dick bro. Choe’s the shit man!

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

    What?! No Asa? :(

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Yes!

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Firsties bitches!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

      retard.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        Retard x 10 bitch!

  • Ken Rose<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

    Fuck the listeners.

    Same with all the fucking radio callers. 99% of them fucking suck.

    Most people are boring as fuck.

    Just starting the video, first caller is already eating dick. This is gonna be bad.

    • Ken Rose<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      what the fuck is that beep. burner app fucking blows.

      note : use google voice next time

  • Larry<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fremont, CA, United States</span>

    Do an episode with jerk off & anal stories from callers, it gets me hard!

  • kenistylez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

    i wait all week for this bullshit.

    callers/listeners fucking suck.

    get Ben Baller on the show. Koreans Gone Bad for real nigga.

    • kenistylez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      you leave 10k in the shit hole called detroit, but can’t do better than a fucking iphone for callers

      • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        shut the fuck up this shit is free. stop listening to rap for real gook.

  • Cho not Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

    10 minutes in. this is fucking unlistenable

    What is that fucking beep.

    • Sulla<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Call Waiting?

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    I think the fleshlight makes a good ice cream cone holder and they should come out with a Dave Choe Laughjob texture. How are these people calling in?

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

      With a telephone?

  • Critter Is beautiful<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ultimo, New South Wales, Australia</span>

    Critter wearing Asa’s thong. Dreams do come true lol

    • Cho not Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Nashville, TN, United States</span>

      But he has shorts on. boo.

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>
  • Yo Momma’s Favorite Sex Toy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Naperville, IL, United States</span>

    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease go live Dave. I’m telling you you guys could be on some loveline/KGB/Trivia shit. You could do trivia with some of the people that call in and you could maybe give away a few shirts and what not. And you could have people call in and talk about masturbation stories, and threesomes, and butthole eating, and fucking asians, and all kinds of awesome. Damn Dave I give you all these ideas, I think I need to be on the payroll.

    You could do segments like Life Advice with Valentin, Trivia with Bobby, Dave Throat Fucks Another Chick (Stories of you getting dome), Critters Tippers where he gives tips about staying in shape in manly ways and keeping an awesome beard. On top of the already great quality of your show you got a gold mine here.

    Anyway keep the people calling in, and fuck bitches and get money.

    • Yo Momma’s Favorite Sex Toy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Naperville, IL, United States</span>

      Only gripe I have is the beeping noise.

      • Yo Momma’s Favorite Sex Toy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Naperville, IL, United States</span>

        Also Critter shoutout for no anal. Stay true to the pink.

  • Vandal720<span class="comment-author-location"> from Denver, CO, United States</span>

    Fuckin hilarious cunt nuggets

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Hard for me to watch this because when I called I couldn’t get through. It should of been me on the phone! ME!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Retard!

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornhill, ON, Canada</span>

    no judging.

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Jesus Dave! Get a real phone system, if you’re going to do something do it right!

  • Redfw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Good ep

  • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    tits.

  • Asdf<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    I think the bleeping sounds were incoming calls. And dave, man. You gotta chill on the tyrannical shit. I know its ur show but trust me. Ur not the only reason why we listen. I like Asa the most personally. Shes smart and down to earth. Unlike my man dave who was being an asshole this episode. Although the callers were retarded as fuck. If there were actual normal callers u should ask them Q’s like: how old?where u from? why do u listen to the show? Whos ur favorite person on the show and why?what would u like to hear more of? What don’t u like about the show? Dont just be a douche bag and act like a kid talking shit to ur own audience. Even if the caller is a dumbass, just skip the bad ones till u find a regular person. I still enjoy listening. This was my least favorite episode. Keep bringing back guests like high profile guests like, lisa ling. i gotta stop typing. Keep up the good work. Ima keep listening. David stop with the douchebaggery. But ur still a G.

    • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      This is the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever heard from a supposed DVDASA fan. Shut your dick hole!

  • Nikola<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pompano Beach, FL, United States</span>

    “I hate the women who work at MAC with those fucking makeup brushes!” Haha i lost it. Your right tho you could totally demolish those brushes.

  • joffrey baratheon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rosemead, CA, United States</span>

    Don’t ever do another show with callers that shit was wack as fuck and so couldn’t stop cringing. We watch this show for INTERESTING guest not dumbass callers talking nonsense.

    • Kinsey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salisbury, South Australia, Australia</span>

      yeah it didn’t work too well

  • joffrey baratheon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rosemead, CA, United States</span>

    “and I couldn’t stop cringing.”

  • Kinsey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salisbury, South Australia, Australia</span>

    Bobby is on fire :)

  • Mike<span class="comment-author-location"> from Edison, NJ, United States</span>

    Dave, this was not only the worst episode on DVDASA, but the listeners definitely didn’t deserve what you dished out. I looked forward to Tuesdays, but I’m out. For all the stories that pulled us in, this wipes out any feelings of admiration and empathy away. Have you really learned from your mistakes? Do you ever think about that poor police officer that you beat up because he was just doing his job? I thought you were trying to become a better person and were thankful that you aren’t stuck in a jail cell to this day. Please know that I am a person who NEVER leaves negative comments, but just think about this: Your idol in Howard Stern crafted his communicating skills and respects his fans (no matter how nervous they are or if they have poor communicating skills) People tune in and LEARN how to express themselves by listening. We are all flawed, but you should edit your next episode and apologize to all of the people that you belittled because they couldn’t speak the way you wanted them to. The “SA” of “DVDASA” really tells the tale of someone who can’t take a single line of criticism, but has the audacity to destroy a person’s life with words, as your stories were simply a farce that fooled us all.

    • Mikes Wife<span class="comment-author-location"> from Plano, TX, United States</span>

      I’m fucking Dave, what now bitch.

      • XboxerXChampX<span class="comment-author-location"> from Edison, NJ, United States</span>

        Dude’s got a point Dave. Well written and seems like a true fan. I’ll still listen bro, but def. not surprised if you lost a lot of fans with this show.

    • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      Shut your dick hole! This is about making people uncomfortable as fuck! Eat shit!

  • Asdf<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    And, dave. Stop screaming fucker. And acting like ur God. For a guy that supposedly was saved by reading the bible in jail; i think ur starting to stray from that foundation. Give people a chance to talk. Maybe they would answer ur dumb Q’s if u gave them a fucking chance too. U keep interupting and having ur little pussy fit of rage after. Just chill the fuck out; ur not the all knowing god. This episode ur just a immature man-child that thinks you know everything.

  • Bobby O’Jizzowitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    Just dropping by to say you’re all a bunch of whiny faggots. You “dudes” seriously couldn’t handle somebody talking shit without wilting like pussies? Talk shit back if you don’t like it you fucking rubes.

  • Bobby O’Jizzowitz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tokyo, Tōkyō, Japan</span>

    Also, I think having the same guys on all the other podcasts on is kind of a circle jerk. Introduce the masses to some fresh talent, you have created a great platform to widen people’s horizons if you so choose.

  • PCP<span class="comment-author-location"> from Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom</span>

    Hey admin guy, you should change ‘Leave a Reply’ so it reads ‘Tell ‘Em Why You Mad’

  • Jprat<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chur, 09, Switzerland</span>

    Worst episode EVER

  • yes<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Covina, CA, United States</span>

    First few calls were very cringe worthy on both sides. Other than that I thought it was a nice listen.

  • Vahur<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tallinn, Harjumaa, Estonia</span>

    Hehe, I lost my shit when babycakes called, he’s the best, he’s also got cartoons.

    http://youtu.be/hT8h4UmuN1Q

  • Scott<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sarasota, FL, United States</span>

    Thanks for the time you spend on this thing.
    Fuck the critics and haters.

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    YES! CLITTER CAM!

  • yung nigga<span class="comment-author-location"> from Croydon, Croydon, United Kingdom</span>

    that beeping is kinda annoying, but still i listened to it all

  • yung nigga<span class="comment-author-location"> from Croydon, Croydon, United Kingdom</span>

    man the funnest thing about this episode is watching the stupid stuff critter does when he’s just sitting there.

  • Asdf<span class="comment-author-location"> from La Crescenta, CA, United States</span>

    I swear. The amount of rudeness ur displaying this episode is compelling me to comment. U ask the car salesmen dude to “sell me on it” and then a second later interrupt him and say “[fuck him]“. David stop being an asshole get off ur high-horse and learn some humility and be humble. U rude fuck!!! I know u think ur the center of ur own universe. But, dont forget u say ur doing a pod cast for us yet u fucking treat us like shit. What stick is up ur ass this episode? I swear i would stip listening if it werent for Asa’s grounded opinions. If she was here for this episode shed straighten u out dave. She is the only polite courteous and the most understanding person here. She balances out daves arrogance immature dimwitted behavior. Dave u better treat Asa well. Cuz without her this show is SHIT just like ur asshole self centered personality dave. U better clean up the act becuz u think ur entertaining us by acting like a dick; think again. Ur image is slowly starting to decay and becoming something i dont think ur meaning to be.

    • Bananas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

      Get a diary you fucking nub muncher

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      This is that filipino chick.

    • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      hes doing it for free shut the fuck up.

    • dicky<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasadena, CA, United States</span>

      if u wanted to listen to a polite podcast go to http://www.christian.com u fucking faggot hahahahahahaha

      • Bananas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

        Everybody who replied after me – cut off your fingers and shove them up your asses

        • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

          eat a bowl of dicks and choke on it cunt.

          • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

            Everyone who loved DVDASA even more after this show is good in my books. Everyone who hated on it can suck a dick!

  • Bananas<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

    Bobby was a crackup this episode

    10/10 bro

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave, You should have asked the flight attendant “Aren’t you going to Atlanta? You look like you’re going to Atlanta.”

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Oh wait then you would have been apologizing to Al Sharpton on CNN.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Lol I think Dave has a beef with Banksy.

  • Clifton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cupertino, CA, United States</span>

    If your going to call, ANSWER DAVE’s questions….you called the show you should know what to expect. These idiots who are calling makes Dave think that all of his listeners are morons.

  • davesnotsohairynipples<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, ON, Canada</span>

    lol bobby’s killin it

  • dicky<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasadena, CA, United States</span>

    ya seriously.. stuttered comebacks r the worst. any1 know any delicious come backs for asians?

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    This was great for just fucking around. Loved when Dave and crew smashed the callers. All in good fun. Cool to see Critter more into this shit. I listen to DVDASA while watching porn at the same time. Somehow it just flows.

  • snooze<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

    if a colored says”you look like ur going to china” at an airport ,you say,” you look like your going to africa.”
    if a kid picks on you sarcasticly on how you look.you gotta find something about the way he looks to pick on sarcasticlly back at it.

    basiclly just improve with what you got in front of you.awful show btw

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    People gotta understand that these guys aren’t radio pros. They’re just jerkoffs fucking around and seeing what works. I can’t get enough of Dave and crew.

  • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Ana, CA, United States</span>

    another valentine lie. he said the stripper he fucked in the strip club was a filipina.

    • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

      Yeah Valentin is full of shit.

      • Ng Out<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

        Idk guys. I have friends that had done some things with flip strippers..

      • james<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        definitely the guy barely speaks english and hes banging out 10′s gimme a break…

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    The moment Critter put the anime figure in between his legs I was further in heaven LOL!

    Sorry to hear about all the bullying and racist shit. With the kids bullying grown men, those as stupid little kids, hopefully one day they’ll get theirs. I honestly can’t think of something legal you could possibly do/say to the kid. Best thing would be to ignore them as if they’re non existent, bullies who get the opposite of what they want usually get disappointed(at least from my experience with having siblings who were like that towards me).

    Critter, flaunt that beard! It’s beautiful :> and dog shirts are awesome!

    On another note a fucking big ass mosquito came in and scared me at the best part when David was telling his story about the prepubescent bully. I had to get on my battle gear and come back and sit down, because I have no idea where it went and I STILL DON’T KNOW!

    Bobby you were super surprising this episode! In a good way! Totally epic.

    I hope you guys do this again, because I definitely want to call in! I should’ve the first time but I wasn’t sure if you were still taking calls or how the shit was even working and was too nervous anyway. Next time around I’m definitely calling!

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    Call in listeners suck. Don’t do it anymore. When you listen to Howard Stern you can tell he gets pissed off 99% of the time he answers calls because most people are unfunny idiots and those are the people who have time to call in. They break the flow of the show. I agree with all the other chodes posting on here. GET MORE GUESTS. Get guests who will contribute and have fun and who aren’t anal retentive tools like Joe Rogan. I listen to Yoshi Didn’t and like I said it’s boring as fuck most of the time because Yoshi takes himself and his guests too seriously it’s like listening to a fob Charlie Rose talk serious business with “important” people.

    Also props to Bobby this is the 3rd time in a row he’s been entertaining. It looks like I can’t call him Asperger Bobby anymore.

  • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Good show, Bobby maybe they were saying “Mule” not “Yule”, maybe they though you were holding and were trying to take your drugs? Keep talking though Bobby, funny shit!

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornhill, ON, Canada</span>

    can’t we all just get along?

  • Kris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

    David and Asa,

    My girlfriend and I are both professionals working at the same financial company. Our jobs can be mundane at times. Luckily we can listen to your podcast while we work, which gives us plenty to talk about during the commute home.

    I really just want to thank you two for being brutally honest regardless of the situation or topic. Even though you are very crass (which I enjoy) you are also very kind hearted, and Asa seems like a complete sweetheart. Your show has made my work life more entertaining, the drive home much funnier, and after hearing Asa’s sex stories my girlfriend is much more comfortable to sexually experiment.

    Thank you!

  • j<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    go buy a better phone system

  • Trace Stein<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stayton, OR, United States</span>

    I know the perfect guests to have on the show. The guys from simple pickup. They probably fuck as much as David, but instead of hiding behind FB to pickup girls, then do in person at college campuses and restaurants. They love all races. They hit on hot chicks, ugly chicks… anyone really. They are starting a non-profit organization to help confident men pick up girls. They are hilarious. I think it would be the best show if you had them all on.
    Oh and Bobby if you’re reading this then guess who’s awesome… you are
    Thanks for reading.

    Here is their youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SimplePickup?feature=watch

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      Fuck you.

    • Ng Out<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

      I love those dudes. Kong would be great for this .

  • primo<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Dave I love the show and you are the best/worst human being that I respect a lot. This was a horrible idea. Please don’t ever do this again. I live for the show and can’t listen to this shit. Come with it next time.

  • fag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Derby, Derby, United Kingdom</span>

    funny shit. That’s all.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    There’s a reason legitimate shows only accept calls once in a while. Come on, man. Have call-ins all the time, and screen for the good ones, and only air those.

    Fucking start making money off this shit so you don’t hate yourself for paying for a line and for someone to screen the calls!

    OR get some jerkoff who bugs you for art lessons, or some other shit people bother you for, and have those idiots start working for the charity they seek. Come on, use your head before your mother takes all your money!

  • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    unbearable :*(

  • europeanbob<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aberdeen, Aberdeen City, United Kingdom</span>

    Dave and co.,

    Set up a live show with Skype and you will get better international callers that you can see! :)

  • Oscar from Sweden<span class="comment-author-location"> from Uppsala, Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Holy jizz on jeans! I was fucking dying from what Bobby was saying, we need more of “what would Bobby say” in X situations because he was fucking killing me. Love y’all silly bitches!

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    DVDASA is good and getting better. Asa brings a lot to the table. I’m a HUGE fan. With that being said I kinda miss the days of KGB when Dave, Harry, Joey, and Yoshi would just kick it. That’s when I felt I was listening to a group of good friends just say the most brutal shit. Even without Yoshi, I relistened to some KGB and it was pretty damn good with a core of Dave, Yoshi, and Joey. It was like real bros since they had such a long history.

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Although it pains me to say this, the absent Asa Akira’s big panties are hard to fill, but Critter somehow managed to find a way to do so. Can you say “Transgender”?

    ASA: “AWWW!”

    I also learned that you can save a lot of precious time fast forwarding through inane podcast fan call-ins and go straight to David Choe’s outstanding style of story telling.

  • Samm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Snohomish, WA, United States</span>

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    That’s what Bobby gets for fruit booting so late at night.

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

    I would have hung up on every single one of those idiots way sooner than you did. Why did it seem like every single person couldn’t hear your side of the conversation? Every single one of them just jabbered on and on unintelligibly without even pausing to take a breath.

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      Yeah how is it that only the biggest retards managed to get through???

  • ejaculus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Pussy

  • Pigvomit<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    Callers are mostly terrible. Bad phone lines, bad audio, they have nothing to say.

    If you listen to the Stern show they have call screeners, 1 in 1000 callers might make it on the show just to chat with Stern for a second.

    This idea needs some rethinking……

    Love the podcast.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I usually listen to the episodes 2 or 3 times because there’s not enough content, but this episode was horse shit. Quality of the calls sucked. Dave asks a question and then interrupts them with some dumb shit before they can even answer.

  • Jup.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Atlanta, GA, United States</span>

    Dave was right the first caller was not a real black man just some punk ass trying to imitate what he thinks one should sound like.

  • kbza<span class="comment-author-location"> from Perth, Western Australia, Australia</span>

    worst one yet. fucking wheat pasting faggots

    • Jojojojo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Montebello, CA, United States</span>

      Agreed

  • http://youtu.be/_gM-M_KwF_8 Awesome !<span class="comment-author-location"> from Altenstadt, Hesse, Germany</span>

    yeah yeah yeah!!

  • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    actually this episode got better if you skipped an hour or something around there after the filipino couple, I went back to watch the episode after I read some comments.

  • stückbrot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

    I find it hilarious how Dave tried to recriate the last supper image with his radio setup.

  • Ejaculating_christian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    This episode was cringeworthy

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from China</span>

    Best part of the episode was Dave telling that story of the girl that bullied him. The call-ins weren’t great; it was reminiscent of those old public access call-in shows, which were pretty bad.

  • David Davidson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Great idea with the calls but the beeping and bad audio were terrible, I bet any office phone with multiple lines would do better than an iphone. 10min into it I had to stop.

    …also screen the callers pleez

  • Edward<span class="comment-author-location"> from Northcote, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Critter has severe ADHD.

  • ozman and sometimes goes by other names<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

    I don’t even have time to listen to the rest of this. The callers are kinda boring, everyone’s talking over each other and the audio sucks. I don’t even have instagram so i don’t know the number to call, but i’d give it try if i was available to call at the right time. It’s on tuesdays right? at what time can you call in though?

  • hard thick hot sweaty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

    The calls sounded like shit, please don’t do this anymore. Taking calls on a podcast almost never works out well for two main reasons: technical issues and boring callers. Stop!

  • Smartfag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Calgary, AB, Canada</span>

    Dear David, Asa, and friends: I love you all and I think that other people hate this episode because they are whiny little bitches. I thought it was fun.

  • your mother<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pflugerville, TX, United States</span>

    out of all of the episodes, the most entertaining thing, is when dave yells at random callers/ and or dave explains why he was so pissed about yoshi eating his chips

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    You guys need to bring the POWERFUL Yoshi in as a guest with Harry Kim!

  • Wario<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Dave you’re a totally fucking asshole goof. I have watched since episode watch and talked nothing but good about the show. But fuck you you’re just too much of an asshole I can’t put up with it. Lost a loyal fan you have. I hope someone lights all your money on fire and someone pisses on your burning carcass.

  • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    “Tell me what you’re wearing you fucking slut” AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAA!! DAVE! Fuck ya!!

  • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    “YOUR FUCKING FINGERS!!” Im 29 years old and umm! “YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT!”

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.wiley.9 Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

      DVDASA is the best podcast ever!

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Dave sounds Like a Crazy T-Rex when he’s yelling. Bobby Is one scary cool Mofo. ON a side note for some reason Critter makes me want to hug him, he reminds me of a giant grizzly teddy bear.

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Dave sounds Like a Crazy T-Rex when he’s yelling. Bobby Is one scary cool Mofo. ON a side note for some reason Critter makes me want to hug him, he reminds me of a giant grizzly teddy bear.

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Dave sounds Like a Crazy T-Rex when he’s yelling. Bobby Is one scary cool Mofo. ON a side note for some reason Critter makes me want to hug him, he reminds me of a giant grizzly teddy bear.

  • Lard<span class="comment-author-location"> from Clemmons, NC, United States</span>

    babycakes = brad neely?