• revROME<span class="comment-author-location"> from Jersey City, NJ, United States</span>

    woah, video before the podcast? it’s like i’m looking into the future

    • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burbank, CA, United States</span>

      iTunes doesn’t update immediately if you subscribe through them, but there are links right below the video if you want to grab the mp3 or listen through the audio only player.

      • KGB<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

        DVDASA Administrator, We need a DVDASA fan forum. That would be dope!

      • KGB<span class="comment-author-location"> from Killeen, TX, United States</span>
    • http://GoogleIt Crunkle T<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duluth, MN, United States</span>

      Yo this episode puts Valentine way above Yosh in some ways! gotta love yoshi too tho

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    POWERFUL DVDASA! You guys have become my favorite podcast by far! Can’t wait to watch this bad boy and then jerk off to ASA.. WINNING!! lol

    • Colossus<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Agreed!

      • stückbrot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

        because you’re a retard. congrats!

  • john<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

    Nice

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wichita, KS, United States</span>

    Whew,crotch cam is back!

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Thank You! I love you Asa.

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Mondays and Wednesdays, bitches.

  • BlackCockForAsa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    HELL YEAH. ESTEFAN IS THE SHIT. AWESOME PHOTOGRAPHER PUTTING IT DOWN FOR L.A.
    YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE REAL NIGGAS ON THE SHOW, NOT LIKE THAT PUNK ASS KEVIN, FIRST HALF BLACK GUEST. AND WHAT’S UP WITH ASA COVERING UP THAT SWEET AND TANGY BOX? CAN A NIGGA GET SOME CAMELTOE OR SOMETHING? PEACE OUT!

  • Vandal720<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Make it everyday cunt nuggets awsome episode keep em cumin

  • Colossus<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Damn…first 10 minutes and it’s getting deep and funny as hell. Love this shit!!!

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

      Almost as much as I love the smelly cunt of your mum!

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

        Haha! I think I have a stalker and loving it!

  • Percy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geneve, 07, Switzerland</span>

    Hehe, after 10 seconds it’s clear everyone must be drunk.

  • Mechele D<span class="comment-author-location"> from Union City, CA, United States</span>

    Aww she got my artwork. C: love the show.

  • http://www.MetalSlut.com Kai<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    There is too much awesome here for one podcast.

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Bromance. <3
    Respect.

    • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

      I’m an organ donor have been since I’ve had my permit.

      You know to this day I’ve still tell my father or girlfriend that you know I could get into a car accident tomorrow and die all you’ll have cremated IF ANYTHING will be my foreskin, brain etc… Nothing special my skin will go to skin graphing as of now, your bone marrow, heart, doubt my kidney but that’s one thing…

      You know it bothers me from time to time because I hate people, I hate RELIGIOUS PEOPLE (in general)but as well as willing to kill people over a book that’s so old gravity hadn’t even been founded yet or even the colors of the rainbow… Those are just things from Newton alone in the 16 fucking hundreds.

      Yet alone things that are important like loving THE UNIVERSE that you live in and look at EVERY NIGHT, being knowledgeable of what’s even in the book you’d practically kill for etc… Yet they don’t even follow the BOOK so much sex, sex before marriage, over indulge, all this money etc… (Not talking about Dave but just people in general) yet a lot of people say their religion is AMAZING and #1 yet the book was 1500 years ago.
      The universe is above your head every night, you are made of star dust and everything you use and see is as well.
      Thank the apple or orange you’re about to eat for growing for x amount of time and enjoy it, yet alone a cow for steak or something.

      BUT what makes me keep the fact of removing my organ donation even though most people will still be crazy religious… and their ignorance is the fact is they’ve laid there for possible YEARS, they’ve accepted death before they go into surgery… and if they live through it they will be GRATEFUL for the fact that they are alive and they will enjoy life. They will love and be happy, they will have another chance to spread their joy and maybe mature in life… So if I die tomorrow at 18 (almost 19) fuck it, hopefully somebody else will have another shot at life.
      I just hope they don’t do something ridiculous with the second chance they have.

      Sorry for he rant, doubt anybody will read it but… Fuck it right? Organ donation for the win.

      • ChingChong<span class="comment-author-location"> from Morgan Hill, CA, United States</span>

        Everyone in good health should be a donor. No reason not to do it aside from some selfish superstitious bullshit. Case closed. Instead of worrying about the relatively meaningless inconvenience that your family would have to deal with just imagine what the people in need of a transplant are going through. How would you feel if it was one of your family or friends that needed a transplant? Really hope Money Mark and Bobby will reevaluate their positions. Dave’s organs on the other hand should probably be sterilized by fire.

        • Luis A.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Paterson, NJ, United States</span>

          As soon as I got my license, I was an organ donor because I figured if anything happened I, until something my drivers ed teacher told me. He told me that if you’re a donor and you get in an accident and are very near death, they`ll let you die in order to get your organs to someone who needs them. When I heard this, I thought it was ridiculous. But the more I thought about it, it wasn’t that crazy to imagine it happerning. There are ALOT of fucked up individuals that would do that kind of shit for money. Im no longer an organ donor. It may not be true, but just the possibility is enough to make you wonder.

          • Luis A.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Paterson, NJ, United States</span>

            Also, DVDASA is the DOPEST FUCKING podcast on earth! Peace and Love to the hardest working millionaire Kim Jong Stern. No one tells better fucking stories than Dave. Bobby, disregard the trolls, front fuck more if you can its good for you. Big up to all you guys for putting this out, and cuz you give zero fucks.

  • 팬<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kailua Kona, HI, United States</span>

    팟캐스트 방송 잘 들었습니다.

    • http://@ninfu36 Caldren Wellman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Irvine, CA, United States</span>

      사랑 해요

  • mixed emotions<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    dave I’m a 21 year old who just gambled away his life savings trying to follow your gambling ways, FUCK

    but whatever you live and learn, no hate! I still look up you. Keep on doing your shit with the crew and fuck the haters!

    I think this is the first episode dave laughed the hardest himself and valentin was fantastic, great funny episode. This cheered me up after tonight’s loss.

    #instantnoodlesdaily

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    I NEED MORE

  • Gilb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Balwyn North, Victoria, Australia</span>

    the dead cow dick story made me laugh so hard. Kinda wished that Dave ‘docked’ with it though

  • Gilb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Balwyn North, Victoria, Australia</span>

    “ants gotta eat too”

  • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    dope

    • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

      Yoshididnt!!!!!

  • http://www.nznznz.net chrishimself<span class="comment-author-location"> from Altenstadt, Hesse, Germany</span>

    WOW and another episode!!, gotta make time for that! I’m a listener since KGB days and I gotta say you really stepped your GAME UP! The only thing I kinda miss is when everybody is hugging Yoshi hahaha that should be something for your trivia the winner gets hugs by everyone on the podcast and the looser still gets the stink finger.
    Success and nothing less from Germany! Cheers!
    PS Dave lost some weight thats good! thumbs up! keep it up!

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    I just want my two middle fingers across my chest in a coffin when I die to signify how much I hate this world

  • kbza<span class="comment-author-location"> from Perth, Western Australia, Australia</span>

    two a week and still not enough content

  • kbza<span class="comment-author-location"> from Perth, Western Australia, Australia</span>

    get some merch too dave, not that you need the money or anything. id buy that shirt of that oaf critters head in a heart beat

    • Kinsey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia</span>

      DVDASA Merch would be rad

  • Kinsey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia</span>

    Totally agree with bringing the gays and the lesbians on the show! If they are gay guys though, they both just fart in relationships because guys think farts are funny.

    Pretty funny episode with cum drowning ants. GO BOBBY! :)

  • Chinky Charlie<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, Richmond upon Thames, United Kingdom</span>

    It takes so much patience to sit through a 3 hour Joe Rogaine podcast but these fly by like nothing. Magical that Choe and Co. can keep it fresh. Keep up the good work.

    Also despite the cunt cam, and her proclivity for double anal and double vag, Asa is actually quite prudish judging by her views on farting.

  • Barbwire Covered Dildo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Redford, MI, United States</span>

    So this is what it sounds like listening to paint dry. I had to skip to Bobby trivia on this one guys, sorry. But that was too boring.

    • Valentine<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surabaya, East Java, Indonesia</span>

      ur dumb

  • Valentine<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surabaya, East Java, Indonesia</span>

    Where is valentines wish list?

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    I love Asa’s hybrid implants.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      Asa doesn’t need to worry about the implants embarrassing her after death. They are removed during the autopsy before the cremation process.

      • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

        No kidding of course they are, don’t know what she was thinking.

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    You know you’re a real man when you’ve stopped at the local McDonalds to wash your dick. Maybe pick up a value fry on the way out.

    • Duke of Lizards<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      I prefer Walgreens.

  • JesusChristSuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    We need more rehab stories and more tales of Afghanistan. You guys need to do a mobile podcast when you go whoring in Eastern Europe/Central Asia. Might be extra special if you take Asa with you to Uzbekistan or wherever. Also I have to give props to Bobby because he doesn’t sound like he has Asperger’s anymore and is actually contributing in an entertaining and productive fashion instead of getting drunk like a fat Jap David Hasselehoff. So far the guests have been awesome. I listen to Yoshi’s show too and it’s boring as fuck most of the time because Yoshi seems to think he’s Charlie Rose doing serious interviews and shit.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dave’s impression of Carol sounds like Mickey Mouse.

    • http://yoshididnt.com/ http://yoshididnt.com/<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      dave actually did a voice as mickey mouse for a episode for south park.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4_4g1B2Ug

  • http://www.joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    BOBBY GOT ME FIRED UP WITH THIS INRTO!!!!!!! THATS ONE BAD GOOK WITH THE DARKEST JAP DICK THIS SIDE OF K TOWN!!! I BET BOBBY DICKS DOWN QUIET-C LIKE A SAVAGE AND CUMS IN HIS HAND THEN SLAPS HER ON THE CUNT WITH HIS CUMMY HAND!!

  • C<span class="comment-author-location"> from Eagle Pass, TX, United States</span>

    dave it makes me sad to see what your turning into because I literally love you like a brother idk why but I fell in love with the old you or young you I guess I would like you to do a show by yourself just once to see the old you again

    • kbza<span class="comment-author-location"> from Perth, Western Australia, Australia</span>

      bahahaha carol probably slaps bobby with his on spoof

  • Zell’s Secret Lover<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    Damn,I just looked up In the Mix Yogurt in Poway, CA; and those are some pretty ladies working there, wow. And the girl at the 0:09 and 0:24 marks, DAMN! I’ll give you guys the link.
    http://www.inthemixyogurt.com/

  • el viejo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Barbara, CA, United States</span>
    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      Get out of here with that horse shit. Go back to art school fag.

  • el viejo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Barbara, CA, United States</span>
    • Valentine<span class="comment-author-location"> from Surabaya, East Java, Indonesia</span>

      wack

  • yes<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Covina, CA, United States</span>

    Money Mark was trying to do some hard work motivational speech thing and everyone ignored him :(

  • Joshua<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rochester, MN, United States</span>

    Why wasn’t Juan on this show?

  • Julien<span class="comment-author-location"> from Elk Grove, CA, United States</span>

    great intro bobby

    valentin > yoshi

    would buy book written by valentin

  • http://www.joerogan.net LiggerNipps666<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Valentin is the King!! People need to let Money Mark talk and finish some of his thoughts, he has a gang of knowledge and motivational shit to say

  • ^_-<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winter Park, FL, United States</span>

    Why are people all on valentines dick? He can’t confirm any of his stories and most of what he says is just people asking him if he did shit like “Have you ever had a threesome in a hot tub?” and he just says “Jes” and they flip shit like “OH Valentines the man he just doesnt give a fuck”, Yeah he doesn’t give a fuck cause he is working everybody. He can’t tell a good story and even if he could it would take half the podcast, he is pretty much dead weight unless you need to ask someone a random question that he’ll just blindly answer “Jes” or “No” to.

    • Hansel<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

      I agree. It seemed like Dave was bothered by Valentine lying about his kid. Hopefully he goes the way of Yoshi.

      • Colossus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

        Valentin seems like a nice enough guy. I still think this is Dave’s way to get under Yoshi’s skin by big upping this guy so much. I still think Yoshi should of stuck around for the ride and endured whatever for the sake of his career. Dave made Yoshi so endearing to all the listeners, much like he does Bobby.

    • lil poopy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ann Arbor, MI, United States</span>

      Made up or not, the shit he says is hilarious: WASHING YOUR DICK OFF AT MCDONALD’S?? If u didn’t think that wa funny in the slightest something has to be wrong

  • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Love the show, my wife doesn’t give me shit for listening, but I have been banned from talking about it. I was telling her stories from the past episodes but she didn’t enjoy them as much as I do.

    • Colossus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Lauderdale, FL, United States</span>

      Same here…..she called me a sick fuck and now actually uses the fact that I enjoy this podcasts when we get into arguments. True story.

      • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Haha….they just don’t understand, I think all wives have a little “Han”.

  • MountainMan<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    When’s Critter getting a wish list? That patriotic mother fucker needs some fish food!

  • Tenchi Muyo<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Boy was I drooling watching Asa Feet as she was rocking back and forth with her feet. God Asa is hot!

  • MDSteve<span class="comment-author-location"> from Roswell, GA, United States</span>

    I love that Dave and Asa are finding out that in Mexico, for men, anything goes and is expected.

  • El Viejo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Barbara, CA, United States</span>

    CHECK OUT this painting i did of dave getting choked by a sweet pusy as he’s floating down the MISSISSIPPI RIVER

    THUMBS UP DVD ASA YOUR SHIT IS RAD. THE DIRTIER, THE BETTER !!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/robfranco503/8717809545/

  • stückbrot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

    come on dave, get boby lee already.

    • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      Stuckbrot, quit being a german fag for bobby lee.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emmen, 11, Switzerland</span>

        colossus, stop being a retarded bitch commenting like the biggest faggot.

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Totally had me laughing, good show~! Was worth waiting until my B-day to watch/listen

  • Ejaculating Christian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    Fucking LOVE daves sex stories

    Valentine was the fucking shit bitches

    GO DVDASA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Episode 33 of DVDASA taught me that California ants swallow.

  • http://cargocollective.com/stevensuruki Steven S<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Carlos, CA, United States</span>

    BOBBY IS THE MO’FUGGIN NIGGA. HATERS GON’ HATE. I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO MUCH. THIS SHIT IS MY BIBLE. KOREAN JESUS>

    PEACE AND LOVE, especially to asa and bobby.

  • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    I’m back bitches! The real David Banner!

  • chrisemery<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brooklyn, NY, United States</span>

    “do you sleep under a tree?” ha

  • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lansing, MI, United States</span>
  • Xavier<span class="comment-author-location"> from QC, Canada</span>

    It seems pretty obvious to me that Valentin will say anything he thinks will make him interesting for the show.

    • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      No shit. Otherwise he’d just be sitting there.

  • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>
  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakville, ON, Canada</span>

    Hi DVDASA,

    More scandalous stories from Asa, so hot! 100 kills before porn, goddamn!

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    Above 20/20 Vision is bad vision? LOL.. Wait.. What the fuck?

  • CodeRed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

    Country with Korean/Russians that starts with a B…
    Belarus?

  • Jilali<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bristol, Bristol, United Kingdom</span>

    Dave should go Vegas with Valentin. He definitely wants to start throwing chips down again!

  • europeanbob<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aberdeen, Aberdeen City, United Kingdom</span>

    Hey Dave,

    I think the country you might be looking for is Belarus. I can take you there if you want.

    Peace.

  • Cooper<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    Please start making shirts, they will sell big time

  • Yo Momma’s Favorite Sex Toy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Naperville, IL, United States</span>

    Make shirts, sell em on this website, we buy them, you make money. Gimme a job Dave, I’ma muh fuckin genius.

    Then again you don’t have to do shit except “slap you on the forehead with some pee pee.” Long Live The Real Steve-O Estevan a.k.a Estafan a.k.a Estafun

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornhill, ON, Canada</span>

    Asa and David bffls

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornhill, ON, Canada</span>

    Bobbyyyyy!!

  • David Davidson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Thanks to this show now I know that most girls fantasies include a gangbang or at least two dicks.

    very educational (writes in his notebook)

  • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    Someone should kill Jeff. Actually. Pay me 20 bucks and I would beat the fuck out of this guy lol

  • Rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    I wouldn’t usually say this but the pussy cam this time was better

    Should all out Asa and have no panties out lol

  • http://www.bagneedless.com 名古屋 hermes<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lower Silesian Voivodeship, Poland</span>

    エルメス バーキン 名古屋 hermes http://www.bagneedless.com