• Castor<span class="comment-author-location"> from Alhambra, CA, United States</span>

    eat me

    • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Floral Park, NY, United States</span>

      im castor troooyyyyy

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    LoVe U AlL GrEaT ShOw:-)

  • yoshi-is-my-dad<span class="comment-author-location"> from Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    Three hours about Dave’s gambling. Though I am tired as fuck, falling asleep while listening dvdasa, doesnt get better.

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    F yeah!

  • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    I don’t know if anyone noticed but Yoshi was constantly being humiliated by Dave for having an accent. He emasculated him and that build resentment towards Dave over time. Dave is confused about why Yoshi is an asshole to him. It’s because he just has him around to make fun of him.

    • whatever<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Marcos, TX, United States</span>

      Exactly. Love the show but if Dave is confused as to why Yoshi got tired of the show…he should just relisten and realize he was basically just a total dickhead to Yoshi…even though it was funny as shit.

    • Fartmato<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

      Totally agree with you on that one! Dave constantly making fun of Yoshi’s accent in front of guests for some cheap laughs is not something a friend should be really doing. When Dave did that infront of Cusack it was pretty awkward.

    • Feelings Sharer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      Yoshi is the king of the inappropriate/tasteless joke, so you’re saying he can dish it out but can’t take any back in return? c’mon son

      • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        I’m w/ this guy. He should be able to take it so I doubt that’s why he left. Shit changes son! Probably just wanted to focus on his podcast more.

        Same shit happened w/ the Champs podcast i listen to. One of the dudes had to bounce due to time/money constraints.

        Just listen to Yoshis shit and DVDASA. Problem solved

        • sidjo3i4jr4<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

          Both of you obviously never listened KGB which was 100x better than DVDASA

          • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

            Also didn’t and don’t care and also agree with the first guy.

      • Kawika<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ewa Beach, HI, United States</span>

        It’s fine to talk about your friends flaws in a wiseass way with gnarly jokes. If you can’t handle that, you’re a pussy. It’s an entirely different thing to do it all the time. It’s all a matter of degree – and everyone on the show would say that Dave did it too much. Still, I understand why Dave comes at Yoshi sometimes – Dave just showed no restraint and did it too freely. I want to beat on my friends sometimes (and occasionally I do) – but I try to stop before they get resentful.

  • O’Mullane<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wantirna, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Instead of ‘welcome to the show’, it should be ‘welcome to the Choe’!

  • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    I was eating out a girl and she grabs my head and as she cums squirts all in my mouth and face. Considering I used to cum in her throat all the time I believe this was a nice devine retribution. It reminded me of shrimp for some reason.

    • bbrun<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sweden</span>

      Congratulations, she pissed in your mouth. If its external stimulation its piss.

      • GAR<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Thank you that’s actually enlightening, Welp I guess I have drank piss, cool. Check that off the list off things I’ve done.

  • corean deez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chino, CA, United States</span>

    when is dave and asa gonna talk about their past relationship … good show btw .. have keni styles as a guest!

    • Choe rogan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Redwood City, CA, United States</span>

      Yes. You need to get into this! Dave, are you gonna cuckold Asa’s man? Bring Milan as a guest on the show!

  • Robert Julius<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>
  • Mongis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aalesund, Møre og Romsdal, Norway</span>

    What’s the name of the chips? Is it really immpossible to find online even?

    • Chris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cincinnati, OH, United States</span>
      • Bread Mustache<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salem, OR, United States</span>

        Oh fucking thank you. I need to taste this shit in my mouth.

      • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

        So what you’re saying is, he was bitching about something he could have fucking bought from the internet???

        What the fuck..

        • Dan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

          Well he’s not just going to order and bunch of flavours. It was a gift from a friend who went to go look for tasty ass chips and Yoshi fucking ate all 5 bags. Like big bags too not the little ones they had. THATS FUCKING RUDE.

  • Robert Julius<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>
  • kj1983<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    Dave Choe and Yoshi reminded me of the relationship between Cartman and Kyle from Southpark.

    • someonenamedpete<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lawrence, KS, United States</span>

      *this.

  • kj1983<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

    https://twitter.com/AsaAkira/status/331260069071187968/photo/1

    This episode is delayed! Asa posted photos of the Ariel chips on her blog on May the 5th! wtf

    • Feelings Sharer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      this was actually filmed April 9th – you seriously think all of these are shot the same day they’re posted?

      • kj1983<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

        I didn’t think these were shot the same day but i didn’t expect a huge delay of over a month! Given the cheap format of the show post production can’t take much time.

  • Robert Julius<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>
    • Robert Julius<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

      Or Money Mark.

  • Mr. AssFace<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornbury, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Gettin’ tired of these shitty guests

    • Hooker Tears<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Yes i agree!
      BRING FUCKING YOSHI BACK!
      So what he didnt talk during one show? Firing yoshi was a mistake

      • Mr. AssFace<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thornbury, Victoria, Australia</span>

        Zelle (sp?) is an angel and Money Mark is pretty cool. Glad I stuck with it and got through Juan’s shit. Good ep!!

  • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

    Dave, I like your behind the curtain Vegas story. Hopefully, you did learn your lesson – you’re not gonna come out on top at such high stakes – js man, think about it.

    Hopefully you guys get some new cool guests and not have to rely on bringing on a lame white guy like your producer lol – the chip thing was nice though, but a bit brown nosy.

    I miss Yoshi doe – I think he’s somebody that’s misunderstood a lot. The comment above is true, you did have cheap laughs at Yoshi’s expense and that is gonna build resentment. Then you act surprised when he seems “ungrateful”. You’re a good friend for helping him out, but It doesn’t matter how much money you have, you still gotta treat people with respect if you want real respect back. Don’t turn into one of those rich people you say you hate. js.

    Zelle, get it together you dirty ear sniffer! lol jk.

  • Mike<span class="comment-author-location"> from Västra Götalands Län, Sweden</span>

    Sitting down when you pee is actually better for the prostate!

  • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    C’mon Juan

    ..We want to know about you! Like how your name is spelled. You’re spanish, but I bet you spell your spuervillain name Yuan. Like money Mark with his double currency name.

    That, and I wonder if you’re STEVE, or if you’re responsible for the camera setup, or third thing in a list,

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Hey Dave I don’t think going from one tv show to a movie while playing a game is O.C.D…
    Pretty sure that’s A.D.H.D.
    O.C.D., would be something like I don’t know, you can’t have the volume on number 13, you organize everything because you don’t like it messy so you make it in order long to short or short to long etc…
    You have to wash your hands a number of times etc bla bla bla.

    Which does’t really relate to not being able to being able to sit on one channel while masturbating and playing a game… While not being able to sit still, that’s A.D.H.D. take a s***.

    Hell A.D.H.D. could even summarize your masturbation out of nowhere stories “suddenly had to masturbate out of nowhere”.

    I think you should get a new psych.

  • Jesus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burlington, ON, Canada</span>

    Dave your a big dickhead

  • Asiel Aurum<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kronobergs Län, Sweden</span>
  • zack<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    leave juan in the background. booooooooooring

    • Lars<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      Couldn’t agree more. He managed to stretch a simple 5-minute set up into a fucking 30 minutes worth of mindless rambling. Go back to your cave and stay there, Juan!

  • GoD<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rochester, MI, United States</span>
  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    This has been my favorite episode. I choose addiction talk over squirt talk any day though. I had a dream where I met Dave and I asked to get a picture of us on his phone and you know what this motherfucker does? He takes a photo of himself and gives my phone back to me. But I know he wouldn’t do that now… would he?

    • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Huntington Beach, CA, United States</span>

      Weird.

      I’ve had a dream about Dave too:
      I woke up in my parents house to a moderately-ugly white female assistant with glasses, a big nose, a headset mic, and a clipboard. She tells me to wake up and that Dave is sleeping in my sister’s room. WTF? (My sister’s not there, thank god; in the dream I remember thinking that Dave fucked my sister, but he hadn’t.)
      I remember I rush out of bed and Dave is actually there and he’s awake asking about my sister. The assistant asks me if I know any graffiti artists in San Jose: I mention a bunch of people (I don’t remember any of them now) and a guy who used to paint Giraffes…

      0_0

  • zack<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    what a fucking suck up

  • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Dont fucking have kids Dave! Everybody wants you to have kids because they’re jealous of you. I have friends in bands on tour partying their asses off and I want them to have kids. Why? Because I’m fucking jealous!

  • Kingpin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Monterey Park, CA, United States</span>

    What the hell. Is that Juan guy on meth? He wouldn’t shut the fuck up…won’t get to the point… Kept fast forwarding 30 seconds at a time and the guy still keeps on going.

    If you’re gonna talk, stop talking about irrelevant shit and going off into tangents. GET TO THE FUCKING POINT YOU ANNOYING FUCK. Holy shit, this is the only episode that’s unlistenable. Had to turn it off, nothing to do with Yoshi missing.

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      ^ True. Juan you are an annoying lil prick. Do your blow on your own time, although it might be cool to see other people do it on the show. Zelle, get it together with the trivia u dirty ear sniffing mongolian! jk <3

    • Kingpin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Monterey Park, CA, United States</span>

      I was a bit harsh… After 20 min in, the show turns out ok. Probably was nervous.

      • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

        Last couple shows were not so great, let’s face it. It’s ok to be harsh with this one. You should continue to voice your displeasure.

        • asdasd<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

          You idiots…

          • Kingpin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Monterey Park, CA, United States</span>

            Hey, you shut your whore mouth

    • john<span class="comment-author-location"> from Maywood, CA, United States</span>

      Juan is so fucking annoying. Get off the show.

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    REDEMPTION! Juan, thank you. Truly a sensitive artist.
    I think David would be a great father – fun-loving with lots of love to give. The Korean control freak in him will really bring the best and worst out of his peoples.
    Haha, talk so heated Bobby doesn’t have Trivia.
    Yay Zell being more receptive to David’s antics!
    I hope Yoshi is okay.

    BEST EPISODE YET. THANK YOU SOO MUCH.

  • Trav<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

    Did they ever explain what happened to Valentin??? Or did i miss something?? Was looking forward to the Valentin dating game!

  • uh wut<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    by far the most interesting episode and possibly the best for me, a while back I wanted to know more about dave’s gambling, although I wanted to hear more about his years earlier but even though he mostly discussed about his last year experience was crazy. Although the TV show on dave would probably tell it all :)

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      You might like the Joe Rogan with Dave or if you can find it the Howard show.

  • Chris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cincinnati, OH, United States</span>

    Boom found the chips in under 10 seconds online.

    http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/jnl/item/e239839h0000/

  • Kiefer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Alton, IL, United States</span>

    DVDASA and JRE are the best podcast known to man.

    • JJ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Riverside, CA, United States</span>

      JRE is terrible and hosted by pseudo-intellectuals

      • anon<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

        Joe maybe, but Redban is the furthest thing from a pseudo-intellectual.

  • uh wut<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    this may be random but you guys should get an asian actor on the show, possibly kung fu related or a big name if that’s even possible, since in the past you guys mentioned (i think) how it’s hard to get a main asian actor in an american movie that’s not kung fu and how it’s like for them in the movie business.

    • kj1983<span class="comment-author-location"> from London, London, United Kingdom</span>

      How about Jason Scott Lee?

  • http://www.MetalSlut.com Kai<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Dave, you are unquestionably the man. The high-rolling lobster chase gives me new dreams to aspire toward. Hire me to be your janitor, and I’ll be the best of all worlds- like an engaged Yoshi, or an English-speaking Valentin. C’mon, I’m part Filipino… you NEED a Filipino janitor! Check out my link to hear me on air. Need someone with legit cleaning experience? I’ve got that too. Hit me up brah.

    • Ricky Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from Huntington Beach, CA, United States</span>

      Please hire him
      Let him be your janitor

  • Boris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    i wan’t you guys to talk more about Larry Clark and his movie, how they make you feel.. so forth. Get Alexis Texas on the show too that would be rad

  • jrz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Daly City, CA, United States</span>

    I’ll be your gay friend Dave! :D
    or Asa’s gay son lolol.
    i love this podcast <3
    I don't think i would've found out how great of a person Asa is if it wasn't for this show :D

  • WickedDreams<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    WTF is this shit about David Choe hating Canadians? We save your pathetic asses many times. I really hate Koreans like you and guess what I’m Korean you dumb a$$. If I saw you in the street I would wash you down with a power washer.

    • damn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

      god don’t be so sensitive. he doesn’t hate anyone, except boring people like you maybe

  • Juytei<span class="comment-author-location"> from York, PA, United States</span>

    Awesome show, can’t wait for the next one!

  • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from Floral Park, NY, United States</span>

    so who was producing the show?

  • Phamo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Birmingham, AL, United States</span>

    One thing that I’ve learned about David during this podcast is that though he is projecting to the audience and those around him that he is forever a man-child, a man-whore, and a man-destroyer….

    I find those things to just be a facade… an illusion.

    Every experience in which David has shared from the days of his youth, to who he is now…

    From his gambling days… to where he is now… EVERY single person in his life, if not most, seem to have betrayed his trust.

    They say that a man isn’t a man, until he basically has that someone to “serve”…. but David tries his best to serve those close to him, and those that are strangers (us listeners)….

    Yet everyone seems to have ulterior motives… or their own self-interest in David… or his money… or his art…. or his lifestyle.

    If the world was only filled with energy, and that energy was just pure electricity… David is the plug; the outlet.

    I sympathize with David for everything that he has gone through and continue to go through.

    It is as if he has PTSD, or a lion that is always on alert…. but secretly… He is like Simba from the Lion King… or something….

    Just force to grow up in a cruel world.

    Continue on inspiring David… and I hope you find that someone you can one day serve.

    Or fuck it.. Don’t serve anyone… You are a leader.

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      I hear what you’re saying. Underneath it all, I think Dave’s probably a nice guy too, but like everyone else, he’s a mixed bag. Life happens to us all and we build defenses and experience pain and disappointment w/ people. Fuck it.

      Life’s a bitch and then you die. Keep fucking these bitches Dave (judiciously) and stick it to the man. Stick it to the man whenever you get a chance cuz I think that’s what you represent for people that like your shit. You have some street smarts, but sometimes you seem too easily manipulated by people. You should learn to own your shit more and you don’t have to necessarily be an asshole to do so, know what I’m sayin? Just my 2 cents man, take it for what it’s worth.

      • addsads<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

        Nice one Dr Phil

        The whole point of the “vomit, just my 2 cents, take it for what it’s worth dudes” sign off is to say your piece and then shut up. Not pepper the site with platitudes and what you probably think are ‘next-level observations’

        like some profoundly insightful guy I once knew used to say “life’s a bitch and then you die guys”. Amazing

        • lulz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

          Exactly. I love how these douche’s come on here and attempt to give life changing advice to everybody, honestly believing that they know something about something lol

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

            lol. ok, I’ll admit I don’t really know a whole lot. that’s why I’m on this site wasting time with other commenting foos. don’t be so mad guys, lol.

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

            plus who are you to say what should or should not be said in the comments. smh.

          • james<span class="comment-author-location"> from Thailand</span>

            He’s still going..

          • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

            Yo bawse, I can do this all day if you want me to. :)

          • billy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Huntington Beach, CA, United States</span>

            C’mon fellas!

            This is the #1 podcast for health. DVDASA is about all kinds of mental health; everyone’s 2cents is valued and subject to interruptions by Dave.

    • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

      hm, good point

  • Emil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

    Juan’s monologue was the most boring shit ever. Do us all a favor, Juan, STAY BEHIND THE SCENES.

  • Bob Barker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Redford, MI, United States</span>

    It took 30 minutes to say Dave I got your chips? Luckily I missed when I tried to blow my fucking brains out so I could type this. Juan I want to kick you in the balls for that.

  • Ejaculating_christian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    This podcast truly is a health podcast. Dave talking about his addiction made me realize I have addictions in my life which I would have never though that are messing up my life. I’m addicted to bacon, pussy and ice cream

    Thank You DVDASA

  • Jesuschristsuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

    Listening to Juan talk was like taking a shit and no matter how hard you push the little hard nugget gets stuck in your anus and you can’t quite squeeze it out. Then finally when it starts to come out it hurts more and more before dropping into the water with an ignoble plop. Then when you wipe it smears everywhere. That was the physical equivalent of what Juan’s stammering unfocused jibber jabber was like. Tell the motherfucker to get to the point next time.

  • Wario<span class="comment-author-location"> from Burnaby, BC, Canada</span>

    Dave explain why you don’t like Canada you dick. We are the nicest people in the world. Explain yourself you bum.

    • WickedDreams<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      He’s jealous that Canadians are better than Americans. We are loved around the world.

      • rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

        He probably got kicked out or something. lol

  • gra993jivbe32wsf<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

    Dave, how are you going to just sit there and let that scumbag Juan talk shit about bro Yoshi? Your fucking bro man.

  • A Chen<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oakville, ON, Canada</span>

    This is the first episode that I couldn’t sit through. That Juan motherfucker and his ssssssssssss so, so, so, annoying way of speaking!! Fuckin maddening!! How can a guy name Juan sound so Jewish? It doesn’t make sense, and he’s annoying as fuck. Sorry Juan homie, go back to the vault or something.

    I didn’t like the last episode with Cusack and I couldn’t get through more than 30 minutes of Juan…Pointless with Kevin Perriera here I come.

    Deathsquad bitches!!

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      Group podcasts in general are unlistenable. I skim through them. Three’s a reason Howard does 90% of the talking and doesnt have a free for all.

      In the end, only the product matters. Not the feelings of those contributing.

  • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

    About time one of Dave’s friends thinks to get him some fucking japanese chips. shit anyone could have done that for him.

  • Kwon Hyukjae<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Juan brought the chips, you fucking assholes. shut the fuck up and let him express himself.

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      ya eip dapchao u ddongkomong! :P jk, i got jung <3 for you bro, but juan sucks. do you wanna hit me back now w/ some han? lol

    • Alex<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Windsor, NY, United States</span>

      They sell those chips here in nyc.

      • WW<span class="comment-author-location"> from Whitestone, NY, United States</span>

        Where in nyc?

  • nickyD<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tampa, FL, United States</span>

    Lose the cheesy sound effects that shits played out as fuck. This show is becoming a joke

    • nun<span class="comment-author-location"> from Loughborough, Leicestershire, United Kingdom</span>

      Becoming a joke.
      Are you serious?
      Are you really serious on a podcast called DVDASA?
      REALLY?

  • david banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    First of all, I thought that Juan did a great job. He has his own style of story telling and to be honest he sounded like a pro to me. If peope cap on Dave that’s their opinion but geez if you hate it so much why do you waste your time listening. It’s like tuning into the Howard Stern show everyday but you hate Howard, listening to the Joe Rogan podcast but despising him. That point was only for the hardcore ” I hate Dave” commentors. Personally I find him fucking hilarious and fascinating.
    As far as Yoshi…I think Yoshi is cool as a person, I found a few of his stories very interesting, but for anyone to honestly say that he is funny as hell or he had you cracking up continually through his comedic genius. ..I would have to question your taste in humor. Has anyone really seen his whole act? I did and it was so so but I wasn’t sitting there rolling, but that’s just me. In fact if you never knew Yoshi from KGB and DVDASA and the constant praise Dave use to throw on him I think all the hardcore Yoshi fans may of had a different reaction. Cmon man, Dave is way funnier than Yoshi. Look at some other podcasts that have comedians as hosts or co-host and tell me they don’t drop way more shit than YOSHI. I mean first of all they fucking talk. I’m ok with Bobby being low key because he brings that wholesome innocent, I’m just lucky to be here because basically I’m a good friend and all around good person. Bobby is a regular dude and that’s his thing and that’s why Dave loves him, he brings the light.

    Last but not least… ASA. She is cool as fuck…straight up a bad ass chick. She could have her own show and have it stand alone more than anyone else besides Dave. She brings a lot to the show, asks great questions, and has far more life experiences than her stated age. She’s the real deal yall.

    Anycase, to sum it up …I love the show, David and Asa….but Yoshi is a little over rated in a comedic sense. Just my opinion so don’t have shit fan boys.

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      Ya, Dave has some crazy stories and makes me laugh sometimes.

      Bobby is low key, but I don’t mind that either, that can be cool too – he should get wasted though more on the show and hit on Asa again lol.

      Ya Asa’s coo – I think a part of that is probably cuz she gets judged a lot, which makes her more fair than most.

      As far as Yoshi, I don’t think he was the funniest guy either, but I miss the guy on the show. I think he does have a genuine darkness/emptiness or whatever and I liked that element on the show.

      As far as Juan… come on dude, professional sounding? I really shouldn’t rag on him so hard cuz I liked what he said about money, but he was just kinda annoying, js. Just my opinion too.

      • David Banner<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

        I feel ya slapadouche!

        • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

          thanks bro, same here

          • My name is Yawn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

            Uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so, uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so, uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so,i got you some chips and can you make a commercial for this so I can try and stick my dick into that import girl?

            fucking 30 mins of stuttering for that?!?!?!?!?

  • Pristine Apostle<span class="comment-author-location"> from Kamloops, BC, Canada</span>

    The most important thing I learned from Episode 25 was that David Choe shouldn’t have kids because he’d just use them as collateral in a poker game and lose the children to Russian mobsters who would introduce them into their human trafficking ring.

    CHOE: “Don’t worry, Chester Choe, I’ll find a way to win you and your sister, Choad Choe, back!”

  • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

    Juan’s band is good if you want a rip off of depeche mode

    • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

      lulz

  • The man<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rosemead, CA, United States</span>

    Someone get Money Mark a new shirt!

  • Alex<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Windsor, NY, United States</span>

    This isn’t even a podcast. It’s just Dave talking about himself.

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

      Define podcast.

  • yes<span class="comment-author-location"> from T'ai-wan, Taiwan</span>

    NEXT EPISODE: DAVE’S REHAB DAYS

  • a fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

    One thing guys: start making better use of Asa’s puss cam by holding things under the table.

    There have been several episodes in which you’ve been passing shit around which could so easily be shared with the audience using Asa’s cam. The fan art episode was a perfect example, Cartoon’s drawing episode, chip episode, etc etc. If Asa could just lower things under the table for a second when you think the audience might be interested

    a fan

    • a fan<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand</span>

      actually that would probably detract from your instagram feed.. ignore everything i just said

      a noob fan

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      I agree. Make better use of it by having Asa rub herself through her panties so a wet spot appears and sometimes Zell’s hand can come into frame and sneak a finger through the side of the crotch and also rub a bit outside then disappear from sight again. I imagine her rocking back and forth on her heel, applying pressure to her sweet cunt.

      As for Dave’s whacky stories..pics or it didn’t happen.

      Still not sure I believe he was in the video for “Smells Like Teen Spirit”..

      COURTNEY LOVE SHOULD BE THE NEXT GUEST. If Howard couldn’t deal with her, you sure as fuck won’t be able to. HAH!

  • Shut Up Juan<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    Dear Juan,

    I’m 18 minutes into this podcast and bored shitless by your pointless rant. If I didn’t come onto the site and read the other comments I would’ve turned it off and deleted the episode off my phone. Sounds like things get good after you finally shut up but seriously dude, for someone who claims to not want the spotlight you sure seem like an attention whore with all this blabbering that no one gives a shit about. And from the comments it sounds like you just want to give them chips? 18+ minutes just to give them some fucking chips? That would take two seconds to do in real life, why do you have to waste air time on it? I would think a “producer” would have his show’s interests at heart more than this.

    • Xirb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

      Goodness Juan, pls stay in the background. You’ve got some skills no doubt, but pls stay behind the scenes.

  • WickedDreams<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Dave quit whining you don’t make money off the show when you can use amazon affiliate program where you can earn up to 10% of sales on amazon. All you need to do is signup and put it on your webpage.

    https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    WE need a fucking Zell cam.

    • Stalin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taber, AB, Canada</span>

      Agreed

      • nicky<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Westminster, BC, Canada</span>

        double agree… that shit they got her on for “croissant” was funny af (what time in the video does that happen?)

  • Jesus Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Pedro, Laguna, Philippines</span>

    GUEST WISH LIST

    HARMONY KORINE
    KAREN O.
    MACAULAY CULKIN

    <3

    • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

      HARRY KIM

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    Great episode but there was something missing… Actually someone was missing and that is YOSHI FUCKING OBAYASHI!! Bring him back DVDASA PLEASE!!!

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    I actually want to hear more about ASA’s oxy addiction.. I personally struggled with opiates for over 2 years before getting clean.

  • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Principle? Niggah Please! We both dead inside.

  • Xirb<span class="comment-author-location"> from Australia</span>

    Dave,
    I love ur work man but seriously, all you do in the presence of yoshi is give him shit, now all you do is back stab when he’s gone. On the show, he was nothing but nice to you. You’ve not offered anything other than the chip incident to validate your decision to fire him.

    Love the show, but Yoshi was important to it. Also, make sure Juan stays off the show. He was horrible.

  • mike yos<span class="comment-author-location"> from Manchester, Manchester, United Kingdom</span>

    dave is a dick for kicking out a friend who needs a job and who is homeless.

  • Sob<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    Juan. Shut the fuck up an never show up for this show. You are the most annoying person ive ever listened to.

  • cunt_sniffer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    I think Juan just wants to explain everything in great detail and that prevents him from getting to the point and since this was going to be his only appearance, in his mind, he wanted to get it all out.

  • My name is Yawn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so, uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so, uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so, uh, uh, uh, uh, she, she, she uh, cause, cause I’m, so, so, okay, okay, so i, i, so i, oh, uh so,i got you some chips and can you make a commercial for this so I can try and stick my dick into that import girl?

    fucking 30 mins of stuttering for that?!?!?!?!?

  • Joe from Jacksonville, FL<span class="comment-author-location"> from Jacksonville, FL, United States</span>

    So, when is the episode of Dave talking about when he made incest love with Asa? That was supposed to come out right after the Ex lovers ep…

  • The man<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rosemead, CA, United States</span>

    Juan was kissing Dave’s ass more than those girls.

  • KoreanMenHaveSmallDicks<span class="comment-author-location"> from Shenyang, Liaoning Province, China</span>

    It’s hilarious how delusional Dave is about Korea/Koreans… Korean men are the most manly? You fake gook, you must have never been there, KOREAN MEN ARE BY FAR THE MOST FEMININE OF ALL ASIAN COUNTRIES (which are the most feminine of the world).

    Also the “Asian women are the black men…” what a stupid comment rofl… Black men are suddenly desirable? Maybe in your world of gold-digging whores trying to get a piece of that 200 mill! Asian women are improving but they’ve got a ways to go before they reach the God tier of white perfection.

    Keep that self-delusion strong!

    • WhiteIsRight<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ashburn, VA, United States</span>

      “white perfection”… seriously? Talk about delusional. If anything, you just make white people look bad.

      Your comments and replies make you sound like someone who’s come up short on life and in other areas.

      Try not to beat your kid or whatever it is you do to ease that “perfect” little mind of yours. Have a nice day.

  • KoreanMenHaveSmallDicks<span class="comment-author-location"> from Shenyang, Liaoning Province, China</span>

    ALSO, this show has no chance at popularity without Yoshi. If you think you’re gonna keep listeners with beaners who can barely speak english, stuttering jews like Joey, and your own repetitive stories you’re fooling yourself.

  • I hate Koreans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cypress, CA, United States</span>

    Dave, typical dumbass greedy Korean . He thinks now that with his millions now he can only communicate with others millionaire. What a psychotic delusional Korean . Dave you know you are gay and your money can’t buy you what you want most … Korean are mean people and have no problem looking stupid as long they can make some bucks out of it. Nothing is forever Dave so relax and be fat and gay while u still can Dave .

  • ndrew<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    hey bobby, can you please enable the “download video” option on the vimeo page? they started using a streaming technology so i can’t download to watch later (i download on here, as well as on itunes)
    love the show peeps!
    ndrew

  • Cal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Grand Prairie, TX, United States</span>

    Why the fuck do you guys hate Dave but at the same time listen to every podcast.

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

      they are all gay for him but can never have his dick, so they jerk off angrily while posting comments here.

      • slapadouche<span class="comment-author-location"> from Anonymous Proxy</span>

        lulz. Dave, I wanna play lobster toooooo!!!!! (fap, fap, fap)

  • Dan’l<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ardmore, OK, United States</span>

    really love the show I knew Dave from vice,Then heard Asa was on there so you captured me ,To bad about Yoshi though he had a cushy place in a awesome group (family) and Dave has a good good heart but you can only put up with so much crap

  • I hate Koreans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cypress, CA, United States</span>

    There’s a different between listening and loving it . Let say u listen to certain music artist and u love it. More likely u r going to want more. In Dave’s case he makes a lot of people hate him and (koreans) . But Dave thinks with his millions he can ignore all these haters and As in any business any relationship you are going to need love and supporters

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

      Fuck you, you racist fuck! Dave Choe does what ever the fuck he wants to do, so go suck the dick of the dick of all the milk-toast celebritys pushing garbage down your sheep’s throat.

    • Hairy Garcia<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

      “We can drive around this town. Let the cops chase us around, hey jealousy, hey jealousy!”

    • Cal<span class="comment-author-location"> from Grand Prairie, TX, United States</span>

      lol you don’t need a million dollars to ignore “haters” i’m pretty sure Dave doesn’t give a fuck about who hates him anyway. Shit just happens.

  • Miggy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Philippines</span>

    juan is a good man

  • pete<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vestal, NY, United States</span>

    I’m glad Yoshi is gone. He really just did not want to be there and was dead weight. I like the new direction the podcast is taking, it can only get better! Despite all the haters I think Juan was a cool guest to have on, it’d be great to have him back sometime. Side note: I ordered 10 bags of those chips online, expecting great tastes in my mouth in the near future.

  • Josh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rochester, MN, United States</span>

    Great podcast. I’m hoping you get Juan on again though so I can learn his favorite sex positions, if he has ever tasted his own semen, and whether he has ever fantasized about fucking a tranny.

    • Jesuschristsuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

      um uh um uh so um uh um uh one time you see, one time uh I was in this bar um uh in Thailand and um uh my friend gary, um uh he uh saw this hot asian girl. I um uh love asian girls um uh um uh because they have horizontal um uh vaginas or so i’ve heard from my friend one time. Let me tell you about this one time but um wait um so let’s talk about that tranny but um so this girl gave me her phone number and I um uh said let’s fuck um uh and she said ok and I um said do you have a penis and she um uh uh uh um said maybe. I said ok and then we left.

  • nun<span class="comment-author-location"> from Loughborough, Leicestershire, United Kingdom</span>

    WHERES THE NEW EPISODE I’M GETTING CRAVINGS

    • Juanchristsuperstar<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rancho Cucamonga, CA, United States</span>

      um uh um uh so I talked with the people on staff and we uh but first let me tell you about this one time I uh um uh bought a uh bag of uh potato chips for David. Um but wait yesterday I was stuck in traffic and I called uh David and I uh said i’m about to do uh um uh some editing or uh whatever uh he pays uh me for. So uh the episode uh well wait let me finish my traffic story. So I was stuck uh in traffic and uh um this guy looked at me uh weird. I said oh uh it must be my broken uh headlight uh um. So uh anyways uh um the podcast uh um um um will be done when uh um it’s done.

      • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

        you’re uh um a faggot

  • damn<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    you guys spoiled me with the 2 episodes a week in may! i have to wait a whole week for a show? impossible!!!!!!

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from China</span>

    Yoshi’s latest Yoshididn’t was a pretty good episode. The guy he interviewed was pretty interesting and articulate. He’s a pretty good artist to boot.

  • DUMB_GOOK<span class="comment-author-location"> from Shenyang, Liaoning Province, China</span>

    So Dave explodes on Yoshi for eating McDonald’s and making a few crinkles yet has no problem letting everyone on the podcast eat chips right into their microphones? What a fucking moron, this podcast is doomed.

  • Kawika<span class="comment-author-location"> from Ewa Beach, HI, United States</span>

    Need Yoshi back. I agree with the others who sympathize with both Yoshi and Daves frustrations. But I can’t justify the frequency of Dave’s anti-yoshi tirades – not that such rants aren’t appropriate among friends. Dave just did it too much.

    That being said, people who are hard on friends/family are harsh because they are truly bothered and it’s not easy for them to keep it bottled up. I can relate because I financially support some of my friends and am frustrated when they won’t push their lives forward. However, I accept that I will not change them. Everyone should enter into relationships (romantic/family/platonic) with the understanding that you really can’t change people.

    I hope I’m not disrespectful by putting Yoshi and Dave on the therapists couch, but it seems that he is taking on the responsibility of changing Yoshi. That leads to his frustrations with Yoshi’s behavior and that shuts Yoshi down on the podcast.

  • Strong Dick<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cerritos, CA, United States</span>

    Wow, Juan SHUT THE FUCK UP

    What is up with all these pinto bean dick wetbacks who contribute nothing to the show?? Bring back some pornstars

  • setsuna<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Orleans, LA, United States</span>

    UGHHHHH I was going to forget the last episode rant about Yoshi but 25 mins into this episode and there still justifying (dave) why he let yoshi go. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE it’s your own conscious decision. Ya I’ll say it, your acting like a little cunt.

    Asa a million dollars and a bag of chips is not the same principle. If that was true killing someone and accidentally tripping someone is the same fuckin thing principle wise. There’s a big difference in how you perceive a text than just asking face to face, obviously. He didn’t lie over the phone text, he was just teasing, and the way you phrased it could be interpreted several ways. If you would of reworded your text to seriously, who ate my chips, I need to know, he would of told you and you still would of made a big deal about it.

    THE WHOLE CHIP INCIDENT could of been resolved if you went up to Yoshi before you planned out this whole show and asked him, man to man, did you eat my chips. I HAVE no fucking doubt he would of said “yes, I thought you knew already.” Instead you made a whole big drama about it and had to do it ON AIR to get sympathy from your audience. That is a sign of a manipulator.

    Your not the only one who has trust issues, except others handle it better. This whole justifying your rant about not being able to go back to japan, which is a lame one when your a millionaire. Well guess what Yoshi can’t ether and it’s a lame arguement when you told Yoshi you didn’t want excuses in his apologies when you were making up excuses to act like a bitch. Instead you tried to portray him to look like a psychopath who planned it all from the beginning and hid the evidence like a true manipulator would. Yoshi doesn’t bring up is dark past to define himself, Dave does all the time for yoshi (when he’s not making fun of him for everything he says), and has to point out he’s more fucked up. Is he a friend or a punching bag to make you feel better about yourself.

    GUESS what dave, since your rich bitch you can easily hire someone to go to Japan or ask someone in Japan to do a shopping list for you and bring back (send) the chips if your serious about your proposal. I highly doubt you couldn’t order a lot of those chips online and have them sent to you. I also doubt you couldn’t of handle this better ether. -1 follower bish

    • setsuna<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Orleans, LA, United States</span>

      side note: Good job Juan for being a true kiss ass =) and getting those chips to the whole podcast THAT could be found online, Shocker. But nice try trying to save Yoshi.

  • Ssataniko<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    PLEASE never ever let JUAN near a mic again. First of all how many times did he mention that HE TOO is an “artist” just like Dave…except he’s a musician…sort of. And more like an engineer mostly…and btw who the fuck cares!!! Secondly 30 fucking minutes of pointless stammering and babble and buildup–the lone good moment came when Dave interrupted to say that if he didn’t get to the point he might fire him. All this so Juan could accept kudos for being a huge asskissing suckup for finding the Ariel potato chips. The coup de grace of ASSHOLINESS being when Juan announced that he wanted Yoshi to be there so he could give everyone chips EXCEPT Yoshi! Apparently Juan doesn’t realize that what Yoshi did was not malicious and also that Yoshi (unlike Juan) is actually Dave’s friend. So in conclusion…NO MORE JUAN! EVER! EVER!!! That dude is the POdcast Killa…a living YAWN FACTORY of stammering stupidity. Go back to FULL SAIL!

  • Ssataniko<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    PS: (dumb)ASA–Usually I like Asa’s comment which are mostly reasonable and I remember that she’s only 28 after all. Buuuuut…the aside about how “fucked up” it is that Americans call other countries by their ENGLISH names was…idiotic. Why is the US always held to this insane standard that no one ever holds any other countries too. Yes we call Japan, japan instead of Nippon. And we call German, well germany. Why not rip Mexico for calling us Estados Unidos and your hubby’s homeland of Spain instead of The United States? because they speak Spanish, of course.

  • I hate Koreans<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cypress, CA, United States</span>

    Dave u know the cure rate for sex n gambling addiction is zero. Are you also being treated by psychiatrist? I don’t think going to addiction anonymous alone is Not going to help much. I don’t know why but I want to help you Dave .

  • http://www.cooksux.com CookSux<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Hey Dave and crew,

    You don’t have to import Aeriel chips from Japan. In the Orochon building, there’s a Japanese market on the first floor that carries these and an even wider range of chips. Maybe you can recover all of the snacks that Yoshi ate.

  • bill james<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chilliwack, BC, Canada</span>

    #YOLO

  • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from Maywood, CA, United States</span>

    I would be really interested in seeing Daves actual vegas wins and losses. I bet he actually is down. He gloats about how he is some great gambler, but the truth is there is still a house advantage. There is no getting aroudn this in the long run and the casino rules maintain no foolproof system.

    If you listen to his howard stern interview he basically describes his strategy like he invented it. It’s just the martingale system and its been around forever. The system doesn’t work in the long run. The casino table limits exclude the effectiveness of this system.

    http://www.casinofyi.com/betting-systems/martingale/

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_%28betting_system%29

    it’s been mathematically proven by several models to not be a winning system.

  • Ben<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    You guys talk about Yoshi like you’re surprised he’s fucked up, and yet you know the kind of horrible traumatic childhood he’s had. Why dont you do an intervention for him to get psychiatric help instead of just lightly suggesting he does? He’s obviously got a serious mental deficiency when it comes to having social common sense. He’s obviously scarred from the life he’s lived. Quit acting like you’re his friend, and BE his friend.