• http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Hyde Park, NY, United States</span>

    first(not an asshole)

    • robel<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sheffield, Sheffield, United Kingdom</span>

      am second now bitches

      • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

        FUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu…uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuu…..uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!

        GIRLS EPISODE?

        How old is this fucking episode? This shit is getting ridiculous? When’s the one where you discuss the re-election of Obama?

        • hey guys<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

          ————————————————————————————– look over here

  • SMELLY<span class="comment-author-location"> from Palmdale, CA, United States</span>

    ^ DEUCHE. Anyways, SECOND.

    • http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Hyde Park, NY, United States</span>

      douche** whoopz

  • POWERFUL DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cork, Cork, Ireland</span>

    YES YES YES YES YES
    Love you guys

  • I love you guys<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geelong, Victoria, Australia</span>

    so much love <3

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

    I am feel this love shit! I fucking love everybody in the world!

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

    12min58sec in a poster falls once again.

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

      correction, the poster begins to fall

      • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

        falls at 15:41

  • Eric Cartman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    dude introduce your guest and let them talk lmao

    • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

      when Mark started talking I thought it was someone off screen

  • um<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    Doesn’t the law say that rape is sex without consent? So technically, if a wife does not content, that’s rape. But in that case, it would be hard to prove that consent was not made in the case of a husband and wife.

  • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    Way to address the camera angle debacle guys, make Dave and Asa *smaller* to match Yoshi/Guest/Bobby ..And put Bobby in front of the window! Definitely portrays Yoshi as more of an honored guest, which he deserves.

    He we go. The desks still aren’t lined up – dave / asa cam puts the top of camera 1′s heads above camera 2. So now instead of huge dave and asa, tiny yoshi bobby, it’s normal sized guests and bobby / dave / asa are just a scoch bigger. Noticeably scoched, not subtle at all.

    Until the camera shots are satisfactory, the posters are going to keep coming down on you :)

    • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

      bobby doesn’t even need to be on camera.

  • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Beastie Boys were Dave’s favorite rap group while growing up…figures.

    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease.

  • JesusMandela<span class="comment-author-location"> from Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

    Uploads geting more frequent? Awesome!

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      This is the third week of two shows per week! Hooray!

    • dave<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boca Raton, FL, United States</span>

      love this shit

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Wow mentioning Money Mark’s device was the climax!

  • trci gologuz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

    does anyone in here like asian women and find them attractive but never jerk off to them? i don’t know why i can’t do it… i watch porn regularly and jack off to all kinds of women and all types of porn, i’m a pretty perverted young guy. why doesn’t beating off to asian women excite me?

    i felt my dick move looking at Asa’s feet but couldn’t get a full boner. maybe cuz her toes weren’t the right color. i like purple or blue painted toe nails.

    the podcast was fun. this show is i think getting better and better.

    • youreacreep<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, OR, United States</span>

      ^ seriously you are one creepy fucker.

      • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

        he could be an asian dude with long hair and he finds it difficult to beat his meat because it’s like looking into a mirror. DUH

  • 马一<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chicago, IL, United States</span>

    yoshi with his finger and a hole on it.

  • http://armandis2000.tumblr.com/ Cockie Monster<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glassboro, NJ, United States</span>

    Remove that stupid pussy cam I wanna jerk off to your face Dave not Asa’s puss

  • franco<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Barbara, CA, United States</span>
  • random person<span class="comment-author-location"> from Auburn, WA, United States</span>

    How the fuck is marital rape bullshit? Just because they are a girlfriend or wife doesn’t mean you’re incapable of raping them. And saying “That’s just forced sex, not rape.” is the dumbest excuse I have ever heard because forced sex IS rape.

    • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

      I agree. It’s like saying Jodi Arias didn’t murder her husband, she just ended his life. Same difference.

  • rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

    Pussy cam ain’t even good tbh lol. It should be the guest face or crotch area of the guest. Or better yet, Bobby/Yoshi/Clitter face cam. Wheres the fan service?

    • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

      the pussy cam is more like the foot blocking the crotch cam… the hand blocking the crotch cam… tell her to sit down and keep her legs open… jesus… lol jk

      • rustury<span class="comment-author-location"> from Winnipeg, MB, Canada</span>

        Yeah I agree. I dont have a foot fetish though so. lol still. Pointless cam

  • Voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Great show…needed this after that BS show with Luke Ford last week. Thought I was in the clear until Yoshi and Joey mentioned to Money Mark that he could do some set work for Erotocized Rage. Any ways, the vibe was good , laughter was heard, the boys are back! And Asa too!

    As far as the pussy cam, no complaints here!

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hayward, CA, United States</span>

      After listening to the Luke Ford show, it seemed pretty clear to me that everybody is so much better off if they just stay as far away from Luke Ford as possible. I have no idea why smart guys like Yoshi and Joey have been seduced by him.

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Next guest, Howard Stern? :)

  • Ms. Mezmoorized<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

    i love it when dave does his yoshi impressions. laugh every time and then i try to say the same shit in a yoshi voice haha.

  • Marty Farty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Queensland, Australia</span>

    I really don’t think the way you trivialise rape is that popular. Rape has a sexual element obviously but it is more about power and the exertion of such over someone else. Yoshi condemns on his podcast when talking about it in his interview with KM while in Afganastan but on this podcast it is a big joke. Is it sensationalism? Does it make you feel good talking this way? Nope, just sickening. So cringeworthy. I am up for a lot of things, in fact everything you guys talk about, but your shit on rape is just hurtful to people.

    • http://www.twitter.com/silverball Jay Unidos<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Leandro, CA, United States</span>

      You realize that even if Dave talks about the finer points of painting or his travels to Mexico, he’s also the same guy who jacks off 5-10 times a day and loses his shit over someone eating a bag of chips. I don’t think either Dave or Asa is really that worried about what is popular in relation to the podcast because the beauty of podcasting is that they can do and say what they want, without having to answer to higher ups or sponsors (not yet) the way they would if DVDASA was on television or radio. Sometimes it’s just a matter of how far you’re willing to go along on the journey, so if you’re that offended by the rape conversation (which would be understandable), but you continue to listen for the episodes when Yoshi talks about eating a prostitutes ass or Bobby gets lap danced by a porn star, then you’re still aboard the ship.

      • Marty Farty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Queensland, Australia</span>

        Sure buddy, you are quite right. I enjoy the show. I love it. I think it is great. The lack of cencorship is a relief for modern day broadcasting. It is contrived for sure but it is real, not pasteurised.
        But what I think IS sick is to desensitise a vicious crime, that is against another human, man or woman. I have quite a sick tolerance level, but rape is not fun. It is not a game, and should not be treated as such. I can take the comments as they are and laugh along to a certain extent, but I am worried about the clock heads out there that are listening to their attitude about rape and thinking, “it doesn’t sound that bad, I might try it out and get a laugh”

        • Marty Farty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Queensland, Australia</span>

          Sorry I meant to say COCK HEADS

  • M.Maxwell<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Money Mark is the shit! I was lucky enough to see him perform at my buddies tiny clothing boutique in San Diego in 2000. I hope he does the show regularly.

  • europeanbob<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    Asa, blue balls is a real thing. People may use it who do not have it, but it is not a myth.

    • mw<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Rosa, CA, United States</span>

      And it hurts like hell. I remember getting blue balls so bad from this one girl once that it hurt to stand up.

  • Brian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    Money Mark is an awesome guest, hope he comes back. Please replace the Asa-Vagina-Cam with a Bobby-Ear-Cam. I want to see the juices building up in his earlobe throughout the course of the show.

    • Brian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

      dave you are a millionaire why havent you invested in internet-broadcast smellovision so that the loyal fans can smell that ear from home

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/2centsnow/videos?view=0 Nelly aka i Already Killed Em<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

    YOOO, i been listening since the KGB podcast. I was commenting on those podcast too, i was calling myself yalls “first black fan” lol…. Man i’ve ben listening and im shocked yall still haven’t had a black person on. Im offering my services, I would be willing to talk about anything. Especially from the black perspective and Im super open minded. Check out my youtube channel and you’ll see exactly what i mean. I’m also a photographer, Hip-Hop producer, a long-time porn enthusiast & all around bad-ass! so 1 of y’all check me out and lemme know if a BLACK MAN can get on the show and hopefully pop up on the podcast occasionally. I wanna be on this show but i’d settle for a cameo on “Yoshi-didnt” if i gotta prove myself…lol

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    Alright, I must say… I am never one to be annoyed with people, I don’t mind when Dave cuts in (I like redban from Joe’s podcast maybe even a little more then Joe, because he’s silly not so serious)
    But Bobby? I was kind of sad on when I saw the videos that he might leave, but he was only exciting in ONE episode and that was when his dream was being made, even on KGB.
    He sits there SILENT for the entire podcast practically, then has these ridiculous “trivia” questions made for kids in the 2nd grade that takes him the entire show. It’s only entertaining because you get to hear how retarded some of the guest are with their answers…

    Example, Money Mark started to talk about the stars while in Africa and brought up how it was “life changing” practically because you can’t see the “Northern Star” which it’s proper name is POLARIS hint hint POLe (north and south pole) it is the star that stays steady in the night sky. Which with LA’s light pollution I’m pretty sure you can’t even see it.
    But that was the number one reason? Not the fact that the southern hemisphere can see Andromeda Galaxy which is the ONLY major galaxy you can see with the unaided eye (the north can only see it a few times a year), not the fact that they have (LMC(s) and SMS(s)) which is Large and Small MAGELLANIC CLOUDS only visible to the southern hemisphere.

    But everybody nods their heads and agrees it’s because they have I believe he said the “southern cross” ? maybe? Which was the star alignment that was used to guide the sailors to find Australia and NZ etc…

    The fact that the moon is bigger, is called the moon illusion… But the southern hemisphere does see the moon differently, they do not see “the man on the moon” they see different things then we do.
    But the issue of you not being able to see it? Is probably the AMAZING amount of light pollution a large city like LA has, go outside I’d be willing to say you can count the stars… (it’s not a good thing that you can).

    The well know stat Betelgeuse (pronounced Beetle Juice)is so massive 1200 solar mass (1200x larger then the sun) and close 640 lightyears away, when it explodes which it is close to death as it is a redstar.
    It will cause a supernova that will be as bright as a quarter moons phase at night.
    But cities like LA might not even notice it because their night skies already have an orange or blue fade to it from the light poullution which doesn’t even allow them to see the stars…

    But you have to remember people that believe in the all mighty “Jesus” and who are okay with pedophile priest would never know things like this, so thus… Rely on a doll lifeless DEAD person with no stories other then how lifeless he is even in bed the one thing as an ape he should be tearing up but is pathetic at.. Even fails at, has horrible trivia, can’t sing the guest laugh at him, Rogan found it appalling as well…
    Bobbys girlfriend said he was the star of the show once and her friend as well… Talk about inflation, because that’s sad for a guy that just sits there absolutely silent, shit trivia… Nothing to say in his life no past stories.
    Just quit bring on Money or somebody who is halfway there with a brain or with life… Because Bobby is bringing nothing to the table, the only reason why Trivia is interesting as said is because of the guest or Asa’s stupid fucking guesses etc… The way everybody looks at each other when he starts singing…
    All bobby is a joke come on, his asshole and trivia… Wow, exciting guy.

    Somebody please tell Money Mark if the stars actually changed his life, to get educated on them just even a fraction… Because that was PAINFUL to listen to the guesses on the reason, the stars changed your life because they didn’t have the “Northern Star” that’s it? Are you fucking serious? As well as Dave and Asa for agreeing.

    And that’s my first rant on this show, one more thing, stop calling Asa “smart” she hasn’t said a single thing that made me have a contemplation on life or the universe. She’s a normal girl, just because she’s “smarter” then more girls in porn doesn’t mean she’s “smart”.

    That’d be all.
    Nobodies going to read that I know.

    • Demon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rialto, CA, United States</span>

      Intellectual Napoleon Complex

      • https://twitter.com/spitandspite spit<span class="comment-author-location"> from Glendale, CA, United States</span>

        I read that. <—- see? did it again.

    • Troll?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Needham, MA, United States</span>

      If you don’t like what they’re saying, DONT FUCKING LISTEN TO THE SHOW.

      Dipshit.

  • Ian<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lansing, MI, United States</span>

    We need more DIE ANTWOORD stories. Also it would be cool to see them on the podcast.

  • http://www.MetalSlut.com Kai<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Awesome episode! Money Mark is THE MAN. Yes, he needs to be on every episode. More musical guests, please!

    • azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Money Mark was a great guest. Way to fit in and play right along with the gang!

  • Jesus Choe<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rizal, Philippines</span>

    POTENTIAL NEXT GUEST KAREN O. ???