• http://twitter.com/itchypeach itchypeach<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Hyde Park, NY, United States</span>

    first(not an asshole)

    • Tbone<span class="comment-author-location"> from Norfolk, VA, United States</span>

      ^Definitely an asshole

    • Uncle Tea Bhaggs<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duluth, MN, United States</span>

      I call first first fool!

  • thatprettymotherfucker<span class="comment-author-location"> from Boulder, CO, United States</span>

    south korea’s got $eoul bitch

  • John<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Jose, CA, United States</span>

    Does anyone else think dave’s stories are bullshit?

    • I love you guys<span class="comment-author-location"> from Geelong, Victoria, Australia</span>

      I haven’t listened to this episode, but yeah some of his stories are so crazy/ridiculous that it becomes hard to believe them. But also the thing is, he is like 35, has $100+mil and doesn’t give a fuck, so it makes sense that crazy shit happens to him.

    • Koko b.ware<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wigan, Wigan, United Kingdom</span>

      yes

    • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Critter, sometimes. Saber, frequently. Dave? No. He could tell me a story about my own life and I’d believe his storytelling the same way that I’ve believed everything else he has said with any seriousness. ..Except what he says about Yoshi. Dave is always kidding around about Yoshi having AIDS or being psychotic.

      • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Often the most bizarre stories are true. I know I have a bunch of crazy life stories that seem to defy reality. Life is way too often crazier and more interesting than fiction. Except for Sci-Fi of course. Just talk to any cop friend (if you have any) and they will tell you some shit that will turn you white.

        Respectfully,
        El Capitan
        Love, peace and aceite de coco grease!

        • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          No disagreement from me, the truth is stranger and assuredly more interesting. Though life CAN imitate art, art imitates life.

          It’s tough to stay with a story that is not only pretty extreme, but frames the storyteller as a really cool guy, and on top of that is only part of a chain of otherwise unrelated cool-guy stories. I believe they’ve had incredible amazing lives but when it’s presented as a one-up, it loses all credibility.

          I have listed to cop friend stories, and was turned pretty white at hearing about being a first responder to a drunk driving accident. The victim’s vehicle had rolled, and the victim’s infant child was ejected and lodged, mangled, in a tree right next to the wreckage. :(

          I don’t believe you have to be famous to have crazy stories. Thanks to the Veruca James episode, I recently found out my girlfriend of over ten years fucked a burgeoning pornstar before we met (female).

          Just to clarify, I do LIKE Critter and Saber, but I don’t know why they oversell themselves so vehemently, even when Dave is blowing smoke directly into their asses.

          • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

            Dude, are we related? Hahaha, coolest and most rationale forum member yet!

            I’d like to see Critter back on too.

            El Capitan
            Love, peace and aceite de coco grease.

  • esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    ahhh man,,, i was hoping you’d open my shitfuckers lp i mailed in

  • Feelings Sharer<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Great episode…actually might be the best one yet. You guys are brutally honest with each other and yourselves, but tender loving caring at the same time. Like Dave said, it really does feel like a health and relationship podcast now, you’ve got a real formula going. Loving the 2 episodes a week, keep up the great work guys.

    • Mr. C.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Oklahoma City, OK, United States</span>

      ^ ditto! keep up the great work!

  • Asafan1<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aarhus, Central Jutland, Denmark</span>

    I know this is weird, and I love you Asa, but please stop plucking your eyebrows so much. You are so beautiful, let the hair grow! It’s so sexy when women have slightly bushy eyebrows.

    • stevieee<span class="comment-author-location"> from Edinburgh, Edinburgh, United Kingdom</span>

      That’s fucked.

    • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Creep!

      El Capitan
      Love, peace and aceite de coco grease!

    • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

      Sounds like you have a hair fetish.. You should date an armenian bitch with a uni-brow, freak.

  • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

    DVDASA is the best podcast.

    That said, as a long time listener of Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcast, I would love to see how him and the DVDASA gang would get along. He did stand up at the AVN awards! He’s interviewed Belladonna! Third thing in a list! Incredibly entertaining, open minded, thoughtful, violent, guy.

    I don’t expect “guests” every episode and neither should you. I’m also aware that Dave and Asa know some awesome people I don’t that would make great guests. Dave has said that he doesn’t listen to any other podcasts (except a binge listen to Fatman on Batman), and as a podcast listener (hopefully like you dear reader) I’m looking out for other podcasts that I might also like. If you’re reading this and listen to a lot of podcasts, do me a solid and list your top five podcasts in no particular order. :)

  • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Bullying has become a big problem in South Korea too.

    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease!

  • PaulRetain<span class="comment-author-location"> from Washington, DC, United States</span>

    Yo. I am trying to advertise on ASA and sent you guys emails.

    Can someone let me know if this is gonna happen?

    • primo<span class="comment-author-location"> from United States</span>

      It’s not.

      • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

        i wish i had money/business to advertise on this show. My logo would be a picture of my face so I can say my face was on Asa’s pussy.

        It would be funny if one of the perk of advertising on this show is them sending you worn panty..haha

  • Stevie Franchise<span class="comment-author-location"> from Barrington, RI, United States</span>

    POWERFUL DVDASA!! I fucking love you guys. I hope you get Joe Rogan and Joey “Coco” Diaz on the podcast it will be epic!

    • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

      I wonder if it was Joey Diaz’s special banana bread when Yoshi said i don’t eat food that was strangers gives him because one time it had marijuana in it and he had a horrible experience?

  • WhoDat?<span class="comment-author-location"> from Las Vegas, NV, United States</span>

    Damn Asa, this is awesome. Is there any crazy shit you haven’t done? I cried like Kevin Smith when I saw this.

    Asa Akira Brutal Ballbusting

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lebanon, OR, United States</span>

    I wonder if they will ever put the poster that fell back on the wall?

  • POWERFUL DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cork, Cork, Ireland</span>

    YES YES YES
    Keep it up with the two podcast a week,
    it’s defiantly my current favorite!
    A breath of fresh air in the podcast world

  • http://fag fagfagfagfag<span class="comment-author-location"> from Coventry, Coventry, United Kingdom</span>

    Bobby was good.
    he seems to be more social.
    Love you all. Best podcast going.

  • Jimmy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Asia/Pacific Region</span>

    “If I had to cry i wish i could outsource it to somebody in India!!”

    Haha….you guys really click on this episode, David, Yoshi, Asa, Lilit, Bobby… the core of DVDASA is now established!!!….

  • Jma<span class="comment-author-location"> from Port Jefferson Station, NY, United States</span>

    Loving the two episodes a week.

  • not a white guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Ken Jeong needs to be a guest on this podcast…Mr Chau himself.

  • dongchim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    #1 PODCAST IN HEALTH AND THE WORLD!!!

  • M.Maxwell<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    “A young Yoshi Obayashi after beating a schoolyard bully with a metal laced umbrella.”

    https://twitter.com/mikemaxwellart/status/332636416515387393/photo/1

    • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Finland</span>

      That’s fucking awesome

  • corean deez<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chino, CA, United States</span>

    Lilit is cute and single .. DVDASA needs to hook her up! I’m down to be fuck buddies at least :)

  • hmm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Taipei, T'ai-pei, Taiwan</span>

    I would’ve wanted to hear more about why Lilit doesn’t get along with Armenians.

  • kaaled<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lund, Skåne Län, Sweden</span>

    you all are fuuucking awesome !! listening all the way from sweden , keep up the good work ! i always listen to your and yoshis podcast at work and its always interesting shit !

  • kimchi smile<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany</span>

    Seriously, Lilith is such a hottie.

  • Mike<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Colonics is better to clean the colon than psyllium husk.

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/koreanmojado Jamon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Dallas, TX, United States</span>

    a blow job while shitting is called a blumpkin, and here are some racial slurs for Aemenians http://www.rsdb.org/search/armenians . Arm Pits is the funniest one. Lileet is super awesome. i think everyone is in love with her

  • Mase<span class="comment-author-location"> from Mississauga, ON, Canada</span>

    Lilit has a thing for Korean guys. A KGB needs to get on that, pronto.

  • SnakeEyes<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    Morgan who sent the cake pops is friends with my girlfriend (who coincidentally is a half-Jap and looks like Asa). Morgan is indeed female.

  • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Hey Dave, you fucking spoiled turd!

    Get Steve Byrne or Bobby Lee on the show.

    Thanks buddy! :)

    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • Paul<span class="comment-author-location"> from Buena Park, CA, United States</span>

    I think every oversea’s korean feels these ways. we want to regain honor

  • korean guy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Evanston, IL, United States</span>

    lilit is so fuckin hot

  • Demon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Rialto, CA, United States</span>

    I especially liked David’s response to the photo shoot request.

  • Voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    Still think that Joey should be a regular. Love the twice a week show schedule.

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    I just wanna say that I showed an asian chick who David was, and later that night I got laid from all the residual swagger. Thank you Dave even though it was the dirty hands trailer that i showed her

  • Joseph Daewon Suh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Korea, Republic of</span>

    sup david if you swing by vegas in july hit me up.. i’m a innocent Korean sushi chef making Japanese food to make American dollar!!

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    David is a brave guy for sharing all these crazy stories. Most people wouldn’t dare talk about the stuff he does. However I have noticed that in my opinion if Dave feels a little insecure he immediately points out something wrong in one of the co-hosts and makes them talk about it. Don’t get me wrong it makes for an entertaining discussion but there is no need for worries, we are all your fans here. As Phil from Pantera would say, “All we care about is our own.” Yes people are going to judge and sometimes harshly but fuck them. Normal is just a perspective.

  • McFluffin<span class="comment-author-location"> from New Brunswick, NJ, United States</span>

    Great EP! i think that the new punishment should be bobby sits on his hand with his finger between his cheeks and they have to smell it…
    Everyone there has a clean butthole except him.
    Also Lilit is pretty good looking.
    AND lastly i feel like asa would be a cool person to just bullshit with, her personality is fucking awesome, its like hanging with one of the guys, but with an award winning asshole.

  • Brittany Morgan in Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

    Hi,

    Thank you all so much for doing this show, I love it!!! Tell Dave those ‘puss filled zits on the back of his arms’ could very well likely be molloscum contagiosum papules. As Lilit has stated, he should get them checked out by a dermatologist. Also, in the intro, does Bobby say his name is “Bobby D” or “Bobbity” as a joke or is that how he pronounces his name?

    • Brittany Morgan in Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      Or does his last name start with the letter D?

  • http://NA Inquiring minds want to know<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Louis, MO, United States</span>

    Hi Dave,

    So refreshing to hear your honesty about everything. I truly believe most of your stories and insights about life and love to hear them. Have listened to all the episodes KGB and DVDASA. The only thing I think you should elaborate on more in the show is the girls your claim you fuck. You exaggering a bit here? Or can you clarify. Some of the biggest and best looking players I have ever met would have nowhere near the amount of girls you claim you have. It’s just reality. I know you’re a celebrity (Z list), but i still don’t think that would bring in the girls you claim. No hate but fat asian guy banging hundreds of supermodels? Unless you’re paying? In one of the episodes at the doctor you claim hundreds of girls in a year. Not a chance..

    • Brittany Morgan in Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

      You have much to learn. Think more along the lines of fantasy, excitement, spontaneity/unpredictability, having a man that is socially relevant among the culture, and finding a man that can support and entertain all of those things while being not having to succumb to the forty hour work week. A lot of girls and women find strength in that or are attracted to it because they cannot attain it themselves but want it very deeply. As Jackie Treehorn said, “The mind is the most erogenous zone.” The sooner you realize that and use it to your advantage, the better you will be with women. You don’t even have to be rich.

      • Brittany Morgan in Haunted Nights<span class="comment-author-location"> from Saint Paul, MN, United States</span>

        Is there an edit feature so I can fix grammatical errors?

        • Azurphax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

          Proofreading!

          Don’t worry, we won’t think any less of you for forgetting that comma.

  • erik<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Barbara, CA, United States</span>
    • Azyy fax<span class="comment-author-location"> from Keene, NH, United States</span>

      Ahem… moderator? Spam here!

  • http://www.snakeoilmagazine.com Snake Oil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Cleveland, OH, United States</span>

    Thank science Lilit was there to regulate on that repressed memories bullshit.

  • jrz<span class="comment-author-location"> from Daly City, CA, United States</span>

    during the mail segment, i realized, you guys can really utilize Asa’s Cookie Cam for when you want to show things up-close :]

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