• Robby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duarte, CA, United States</span>

    first

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

    I AM ALWAYS THE 1st COMMENT. FUCK ROBBY AND DISREGARD ALL HIS COMMENTS.

    • Robby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duarte, CA, United States</span>

      Haha, I was excited for this podcast! I stayed up to 12 for it. I thought Joe Rogan was going to be on this week because on Yoshidid’t he said they were recording the night before or whatever. The latest ypshididn’t was really good by the way, Redband was on it. I’m gonna listen to the rest of this one now!

      • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

        Aight! You a good dude, you can have firsties

  • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    FYI — Putos!!

    Men who like anal sex with little boys are called Pederasts

    Pedophiles are persons 16 years or older who are sexually attracted exclusively to prepubescent children.

    You guys should see the movie “The Woodsman” with Kevin Bacon. In that movie he is a pedophile (not pederast) who is recently released from prison and grappling with his sickness. In the end he does some cool shit. Check it out bitches!

    Respectfully,
    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease!

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

      You seem well versed in pedophilia.

      • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Nah, more like well versed in the English language. See what happens when you have a college education? :)

        Have a nice day!

        El Capitan,
        Love, peace and aceite de coco grease!

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

      I like the kind of butthole you kina place your thumb on top of it. -Yoshi

      • Code Red<span class="comment-author-location"> from Orange, CA, United States</span>

        Oh man, I was dying of laughter when Dave did his Yoshi impression and said he wanted to make a Yoshi-robot.
        Dave’s Yoshi’s impressions are getting good too.

  • Christian Hammad<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Ana, CA, United States</span>

    Hey David, do you have a 24 hour fitness membership? If you do, lets work out together! I can motivate you to eat healthy and live a healthy lifestyle.

    • Robby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Duarte, CA, United States</span>

      Can you modivate me?

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

    I love Karate Kid film! -Yoshi

  • Alix<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfield, New South Wales, Australia</span>

    What’s the style of hat Dave is wearing?

  • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    Its called a qaraqul or karakul hat. They are common in Central Asia. People wear them in Kabul, Afghanistan a lot. Hamid Karzai always wears one.

    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

    • Alix<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fairfield, New South Wales, Australia</span>

      thanks for the tip

      • Ernesto Guevara<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        Anytime :)

        El Capitan
        Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

    Drunk Bobby is the best! Get him drunk every episode.

  • Jacob B.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reno, NV, United States</span>

    You know what would be cool… If you could upload maybe on Tuesday and Thursday.
    Get me through the week with a few extra laughs. :)
    Until the awkward pedophile talk starts up again with my window open at 3am still living next to a nice upper class suburbia park, I’m sure all the mothers in the area love hearing this just BLASTING out my window. LOL

    Possibly any cops patrolling the area for pedophiles?

    • MrJoeJon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Albany, OR, United States</span>

      I second this

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Bobby is the tender relief. He is so. Tender.

  • ss<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hallam, Victoria, Australia</span>

    Hoping you guys deliver and get Carol on the show. Would love to see Saelee again too.

  • love u guys<span class="comment-author-location"> from Westminster, CA, United States</span>

    bobby and asa escape from manzanar w/ the help of veruca james.
    asa thanks veruca for her help with hot hot sex.
    bobby watches.
    bobby wants to join in but he’s rolled his ankle during the escape.
    veruca wants the dick or his jap ass is headin’ back to manzanar.
    asa steps in and fucks her with an historically appropriate strap-on.
    asa eventually causes veruca’s asshole to prolapse. she deepthroats the prolapse.
    bobby can’t cope with his newfound freedom, his whore wife, and his rolled ankle so he kills himself.
    veruca can’t deal with her prolapsed asshole so she kills herself.
    asa is captured and returned to manzanar. the guards repeatedly rape her as a form of stress relief.
    asa becomes pregnant.
    is the baby bobby’s or one of the guards? is one of the guards a pedo that’s going to fuck the baby?
    will we find out thru an an m night shyamalanesque twist that asa is carol’s grandmother and if she doesn’t have this baby will bobby cease to exist?

  • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

    If you can get another porn star on the show bring on Ava Devine.

    El Capitan
    Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • em dubbs<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bergenfield, NJ, United States</span>

    Dave, you should check out this video on youtube where Howard interviews Louis CK. He does a joke about Pedophiles where he says that basically pedophilia is the worst of the worst in our society. Like even murderers in jail hate pedophiles, but because of that, pedophiles often kill kids after they rape them because they can’t risk getting caught. So to save lives we ought to make it more socially acceptable to fuck kids. Now, obviously, I don’t support that, it is totally a joke, made by a comedian but there is a certain logic to it that might make for interesting show material. Also, I just want to add, the punchline of the joke should be that the catholics were just trying to save lives after all. It’s a twist ending, like watchmen.

    • http://spitandspite.storenvy.com/ SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      drunk bobby is… awesome

    • Will<span class="comment-author-location"> from Phoenix, AZ, United States</span>

      Louis CK = perfect guest
      DVDASA shirts would kill
      best show ever, Dave is a G

  • europeanbob<span class="comment-author-location"> from United Kingdom</span>

    Yo Dave,

    Careful with the overpaid private doctors, they could hook you to prescription drugs if they know you have no price boundaries. Next time you get an ear infection and need a quick home remedy try dropping warm garlic oil into it. I was in the same position as you and researched it online and it worked (although not putting shit in my ears is also working now).

    But yeah, garlic has anti-bacterial and anti-fungal properties, a couple of drops of it will keep that shit away (as well as a few humans but it’s worth the relief :P ). Things like alcohol and vinegar also helps sterilise that shit. Makes sense when you think about it. The answers are inside.

    Keep it simple man.

    • CodeRed<span class="comment-author-location"> from Orange, CA, United States</span>

      This girl I know swears by coconut oil for ear infections. She says it helps her out tremendously. Just uses a Q tip with a bit of coconut oil in the morning and at night, for a couple days, and takes care of everything.

  • Listener<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    Whoever is maintaining your website fire them immediately, the fucking Vimeo videos never load correctly, how fucking hard is it to get that right?

  • http://twitter.com/KeiferGreen Keifer Green<span class="comment-author-location"> from Portland, IN, United States</span>

    Dave’s Yoshi impression is fucking hilarious.

    • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Someone needs to start doing Dave impersonations.

      El Capitan
      Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • dakko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aarhus, Central Jutland, Denmark</span>

    drunk bobby is best bobby!

  • http://www.autonodrom.wordpress.com Ranna<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chilliwack, BC, Canada</span>

    Okay, the “Rosebudding” bit happens to synchronize with me eating porkchops…

  • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Cuckold!

    AHAhahahahahaha

  • Ejaculusmaximus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Brampton, ON, Canada</span>

    Man, when Dave imitates asian accent its fucking hilarious

  • Jstyler27<span class="comment-author-location"> from Azle, TX, United States</span>

    What’s up with Yoshi making all the racist comments about black people? It’s like uhh awkward moving on

    • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

      Yeah I am also half black and half asian and I am offended. But only half as much because I am part Asiatic.

      • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Turenki, Southern Finland, Finland</span>

        you must be new

  • Gross Scott<span class="comment-author-location"> from Chapel Hill, NC, United States</span>

    Dave, I was a fat fucker and this is what I had to do to lose weight. I fucking hate going to the gym because everyone judges you, so I bought a treadmill. I set my laptop on top of the treadmill’s tray or whatever the fuck it’s called, and I surf the web while I walk for 1-3 hours (whatever I have the time for). I did that every day for 4 months and I’ve lost weight. You don’t even have to walk fast, just walk at your own pace dude and the pounds will drop. The more you do this, the faster you walk and the longer you can last on the treadmill. People think that they have to suddenly go from doing no exercise to doing hard core work outs to lose weight, but you just have to start out slow and you’ll naturally try to work longer and harder to challenge yourself once you get used to it.

  • daveisgay<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    bobby is a fucking professional

  • istayhere<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Clara, CA, United States</span>

    I think when you had Lisa Ling on was by far the most interesting episode. In my opinion it would be interesting to get mainstream relevant people on the show and ask them questions they normally would never get from traditional media. Anderson Cooper, Bill O’Riley, George Takei, Dr Drew, Margret Cho. If you want to go the pornstar route, pornstars from back in the day, Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Dr. Sharon Mitchel. keep up the good work, I find this the refreshing honest podcast ever.

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Hey podcast, I pop my sternum and it makes a sound right in the middle of it. It’s painless and a bit refreshing. Could it possibly be bad for me?

  • voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Great show as always!

  • professional cuckold film husband extra<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    awesome podcast dvdasa. would like to see more degenerate guests please, kthnxbye.

  • voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    A topic that I’m fascinated with is when Dave talks about the kind of fast food he eats.From McDonald’s chicken nuggets to gas station hotdogs while standing up. For some reason it makes him more endearing and me less bad that I eat the same crap sometimes. So basically I wanna know more about the eating habbits of David, Yoshi, Asa, and Bobby…lol..more specifically the fav junk food items.

  • DVDNASAFAN<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fargo, ND, United States</span>

    Powerful Yoshididn’t In rare form…you need a laugh track or rim shot for some of those gems and zingers!

  • ArcticAlamut<span class="comment-author-location"> from Herzele, 08, Belgium</span>

    Does Dave know about the paintings of Saint Sebastian?
    It’s weird that he has visions of arrows going through the body, because it’s a very common trope in the arts.
    I think he’s tapping into the collective unconscious.

  • Eric Cartman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    sweeeeet

  • Athlete’s Foot<span class="comment-author-location"> from Redford, MI, United States</span>

    Not that Dave needs the money, but you can load 2 to 3 hour videos on Youtube now and share in the ad revenue. You guys already have an account, why not put the whole video up on there as well. You will get more subscribers and views.

  • Eric Cartman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    okay you guys talk about ass holes to much please stop it’s not cool

  • Justin<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fort Worth, TX, United States</span>

    Carroll has got to be on the next show

    • Ricky Han<span class="comment-author-location"> from Orange, CA, United States</span>

      Agreed

  • DeAmazingVon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Virginia Beach, VA, United States</span>

    Bobby is pretty entertaining when he’s drunk. We need more of that. CAROL NEEDS TO BE ON THE SHOW. Give her some alcohol… lol. And a hot transsexual needs to finally be a guest. Make some calls Yoshi.

  • TATVSA<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Francisco, CA, United States</span>

    Can you bring veruca james on the show?

  • 711720<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wellesley Hills, MA, United States</span>

    when you were talking about a hot female teacher and an underaged boy student it made me think of the fact that i have a huge crush on my male english teacher (i’m a girl) and i was wondering, what age were you visualizing? like, would the female teacher be in her mid thirties or something?

    incidentally, the funniest part about this is that my english teacher’s korean, 43, and looks like dave minus the mustache and the bath robe. he’s from ktown in cali, too.

  • Zero22<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is doing a much better job of not telling at people

    I have a request for the show. Since Dave always talks about how many bitches he fucks, I’d like to know how he actually finds all these women and gets them to have sex with him. I think it would be cool if Dave could talk about his past 3-5 sex partners and actually school the audience on how he ended up fucking them, starting from the first time they met, when and where in detail, etc. not just “oh I met this chick and then we fucked till 8:30am”. He never leaves his house, how is he always getting these women? The Internet?

    • earthshine<span class="comment-author-location"> from Warsaw, Masovian Voivodeship, Poland</span>

      yeah that’s kind of interesting

      • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

        LA is full of star fuckers and Dave is reaping in the benefits. Dave talked a few shows back about the super hot Korean FOB stripper/hooker he was piping for 7 years. He was trying to see if he could bag a hot chick just by being himself and not letting them know he’s rich. Point is, while most of the bitches he pipes-out fuck him because they’re star fuckers, in the end he was at least able to bag a dime just by being the obnoxious, rude, pig-headed, vulgar, filthy slob, spoiled, self-absorbed, and self-involved Dave we all know and love.

        Respectfully,
        El Capitan
        Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    Can you bring a coked up Miranda July on the show?

    • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Coked-up while sipping heroine Kool-aid

      El Capitan
      Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • billy<span class="comment-author-location"> from Orange, CA, United States</span>

    Dave is a fat guy
    Sitting next to his cousin
    Whose pussy’s for sale

    • Ernesto<span class="comment-author-location"> from New York, NY, United States</span>

      Haiku?

      El Capitan
      Love, peace and aceite de coco grease

  • Genghis K<span class="comment-author-location"> from Honolulu, HI, United States</span>

    Whatever happened to tila tequila? Can you bring tila on the show?