• Kris<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aarhus, Central Jutland, Denmark</span>

    Showbizawitz! Made my whole 3 min walk to the market this morning. Gotta say, the only gay thing about Maury, is him wanting a normal life.

  • http://www.rogeressig.com/ rogeressig<span class="comment-author-location"> from Blacktown, New South Wales, Australia</span>

    these are so much fun to watch. Much appreciated.

  • voltron512<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Finally! JOEY IS BACK!

    • Scott<span class="comment-author-location"> from Norwood, NJ, United States</span>

      That’s exactly what I said when I heard showbizowitz!
      How can anyone hate Yoshi and Asa? I dont get it.

    • koalapoop<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

      KING Showbitzawitz is back! Yesss

  • Clifton<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sacramento, CA, United States</span>

    Yesssss JOEY’S BACK!!

  • hash<span class="comment-author-location"> from </span>

    Now we just need Saelee and Guam Cruise

    • https://soundcloud.com/dankzephyr esseff<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

      w3rd! :)

      kgb reunion show!

  • dongchim<span class="comment-author-location"> from Seattle, WA, United States</span>

    I’m happy that sexy motherfucker Joey is back. It took a while but he grew on me on the old podcast. I support the old crew’s wishes to live “out of the limelight” but I miss them.

    One of the funniest lines from KGB was when David said to Joey “Take out your dick and start fucking you faggot!!” #KGB4Life

    STRONG intro on this episode David. You guys are a band of misfits and I want to DVDA each and every one of you. Guest suggestions:

    Joe Rogan/Redban
    Guam Cruise
    Denzolo
    Tiger JK
    Bourdain
    David Chang

    We’re all fucked in our own way but you guys make me feel a little less unfucked and make me laugh. Best episode yet! Thanks.

    • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      James Jean

    • osman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

      Joe Hahn from LP
      Dennis Rodman

      that would be ill! someone tell David CHoe, Yoshi Obamayashi, stinkear Bobby and the cum catching lovely Asa

  • spook<span class="comment-author-location"> from El Paso, TX, United States</span>

    yoshi, i love you.
    please have my baby.
    i’m not a woman.

  • matt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    Where the fuck is harry??

  • matt<span class="comment-author-location"> from Staten Island, NY, United States</span>

    BTW you should NEVER have Joe Rogan on because he’s terrible in every way as a human being.

    • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

      They see me trollin’ and hatin’…

    • osman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

      what did he do to you to leave you so traumatized? you need a hug?

    • donfre<span class="comment-author-location"> from Poznan, Greater Poland Voivodeship, Poland</span>

      In what way?

  • http://mufflerbearing.tumblr.com fupa<span class="comment-author-location"> from Providence, RI, United States</span>

    girls listen!!!

  • MrLittleTimeBust<span class="comment-author-location"> from West Palm Beach, FL, United States</span>

    david choe can i has money i command the

  • SEAN<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bellmore, NY, United States</span>

    Have harry on the show.

  • Manny<span class="comment-author-location"> from Hialeah, FL, United States</span>

    David Choe why are you a verbal cock blocker. Let people finish their sentences for gods sake man.
    Just fucking with you. Your podcast is great.
    Ps.
    Can I have one of your art pieces I’m poor and need money.
    Thanks
    Ps.
    Not a whale.

  • uyh<span class="comment-author-location"> from Toronto, ON, Canada</span>

    hilarious episode, when can we see harry kim? :D

  • dancewillson<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    1 WoRd SeXy———>DVDASA<3333333

  • Yelltime<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholm, Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    Gr8 episode, the guest where funny and the story about calling ppl when dave was young are hilarious and true for many young people.

  • dmil<span class="comment-author-location"> from Guerneville, CA, United States</span>

    Hey lazy fucks. The podcasts are too short and infrequent. Step your game up.

  • http://tigerpenis.com tigerbalm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Fe, NM, United States</span>

    joey, you dick kissing faggot. never try to battle the fans!

  • dakko<span class="comment-author-location"> from Aarhus, Central Jutland, Denmark</span>

    Joey! My favorite from kgb. Record everything that happens at the earth cafe, and you might have the best podcast ever.

  • http://suckafatshemaledick.com Andy Milonakis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    Hope Joey comes on more to balance out the asians, jew asians combo is better or Jaisons…kinda like dried cranberries became Craisons. You get it. Also the thing I like about KGB it wasn’t just 2 hours of sex talk, I feel like since this podcast is going to start having guests on it’s going to shift it a little bit and you can start hearing cool life stories instead of what hole you like to stick it in and why, the sex stuff gets really funny when it’s super specific though. I want the superman cum guy to fill my fat manboy belly with a baby, so I can be the first non asian man to give birth to a baby. Boy or girl, the first person who gets to fuck it is Yoshi, if he refuses, then I’ll settle for a baptism, however the baby won’t get dunked under water, yoshi will just generously lick the baby’s asshole…Then he can be the Godfather. Asa Akira’s advertisement pussy sign is readable again, that is good, the more movement the better, lets see that pussy crease my nigga. OMG, I’m drunk off cognac and I was just thinking all of these things about the podcast, I didn’t know I was actually typing them out also, oh well, I guess I’ll click post comment. Damn, it’s not working, fuck it.

    • Yoshi<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

      Andy Milonakis…the John Clayton of Podcast show analyst!

  • Christian H<span class="comment-author-location"> from Santa Ana, CA, United States</span>

    JOEY IS BACK! YES!
    Who is Donor X though? ahaha

    love the show

    Dave keep doing your thing and ignore the haters, man! Love the show and the chemistry between the cast.

    • Bobby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wentworthville, New South Wales, Australia</span>

      love u

  • osman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

    i think there should be more consideration for the fucking listener’s attention span.

    i’ll share with the readers in here what i heard someone say today. they said…. a fish bites its own tail…

    if the dicks you’ve had in you were on the outside of you you’d look like a porcupine…

    i want to slap the shit outta you

  • koalapoop<span class="comment-author-location"> from Bothell, WA, United States</span>

    i agree the shows need to be longer, they are too damn short

  • wade<span class="comment-author-location"> from Alexandria, MN, United States</span>

    Call me the chinese bill murray

  • Phamo<span class="comment-author-location"> from Birmingham, AL, United States</span>

    I wish Dave would just dedicate a year to doing art of Yoshi and Bobby…

    I wish Yoshi and Bobby were the next internet sensations. I want them to be the next Rebecca Black and Rich Ashley.

    I wish Dave would just graffiti faces their faces all over LA or the whole world.

    I would like to see shirts of Bobby and Yoshi holding hands, maybe Yoshi’s face on Yoshi’s body, with Bobby as Super Mario, maybe he can be Luigi… Maybe Dave can Mario, maybe Asa can be Princess Peach – I dunno.

    I wish Bobby would get a job at ESPN as a sports announcer.

    If Yoshi had his own brand of pornos, and his face was somehow figmented into these trannies, I would watch it. I would buy porn again just for Yoshi.

    I wish there were videos of Yoshi fucking hookers.

    I want to watch Bobby have sex.

    I hope you guys make my dreams come true.

  • WELCOME TO THE DANCE<span class="comment-author-location"> from Finland</span>

    Awesome show, guys! Great to have Maury back. Dave’s call to Suzanne Somers almost killed me

  • Benjo<span class="comment-author-location"> from San Diego, CA, United States</span>

    For fuck’s sake. You guys have made all the other podcasts I listen to seem boring and lame. I didn’t know I was a sick bastard until I found myself insanely entertained with the sick shit you guys talk about. I’ve listened to every episode with a bluetooth earpiece at work and can’t stop laughing when I’m helping some kind old white lady find the yogurt in our grocery store, while hearing about pre-teen circle jerks and Bobby doing the dance.

  • TA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Moldovita, Suceava, Romania</span>

    best episode so far! also the gayest, good thing you have asa and a crotch cam to balance it out!

    you guys are awesome

  • blahblah<span class="comment-author-location"> from Lewiston, ME, United States</span>

    So glad Joey is back. My personal favorite.

  • A.R.C.<span class="comment-author-location"> from Schiller Park, IL, United States</span>

    Another great and entertaining show!
    I’m still curious what ‘Sammy Salami’s’ diet regiment is to make his sperm especially saucy(since he didn’t get to answer!).
    FYI women listen to the show!

  • Kato<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

    Stop fucking interrupting, Dave! People are saying interesting shit and you just jump in and change to some stupid topic

    • Robert<span class="comment-author-location"> from Pasadena, CA, United States</span>

      It is annoying only when Dave is getting mad, because his POV is so one-sided and emotional. Podcast would just be even more amazing if he didn’t interrupt as much. Still a great podcast, would just be that much better.

      • Penis Depository<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

        While DVDASA doesn’t totally suck balls, the podcast is inhibited by Dave’s interviewing tendencies. Barbara Walters and Howard Stern don’t cut off their guests while they’re speaking and then go off on a tangent.

  • tigerpups<span class="comment-author-location"> from Greenford, Ealing, United Kingdom</span>

    Hilarious!!! Thank you David & Asa…the public needs this

  • Heather<span class="comment-author-location"> from Emeryville, CA, United States</span>

    Just to say, girls do listen to this! Everyday, “normal” girls who find it entertaining to listen to while doing homework. I used to listen to all the KGB Radio podcasts too. I like the honesty and the friendship. And just David, in general. <3

  • nicky<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vancouver, BC, Canada</span>

    My dearest whitepeople,

    Please put this on youtube, so it can be HD quality the whole time. Youtube are pussies, but there is nothing that is removal worthy here. FREEDOM OF SPEECH BITCH!

    David Choe might be gone on vimeo, but searching up “davidchoe” without any spaces yields results.

    Respectfully, nicky

  • https://twitter.com/spitandspite SpitAndSpite<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>

    If homosexuality is genetic why wouldn’t it be considered hereditary?

  • http://malesextools.com Expensive Sperm<span class="comment-author-location"> from Stockholms Län, Sweden</span>

    There is a new Fleshlight with a built in cup for your semen: http://totallynotgay.com

    Perfect for those who are training for that sperm bank money!

  • Jon<span class="comment-author-location"> from Sacramento, CA, United States</span>

    great podcast guys. david…you gotta let people talk a lil bit. im just sayin…and I feel Bobby Lee, Bourdain, Keni Styles, Jun Cha, Ben Baller and more pornstars would be amazing on this podcast.

  • Joey<span class="comment-author-location"> from Beverly Hills, CA, United States</span>

    Thanks for all the love, Earthlings! When I get into the podcast room, I just want to GIVE

  • Alex Christ<span class="comment-author-location"> from Richmond, VA, United States</span>

    Love your show but please dave, you need to shut the fuck up sometimes and let people finish what they’re saying. Go fuck yourself and KGB for LIFE!!!!

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  • https://soundcloud.com/floydscoff Rusty<span class="comment-author-location"> from Vista, CA, United States</span>

    with sperm like that you’d think it would be cloned to cure cancer or something

  • Bobby<span class="comment-author-location"> from Wentworthville, New South Wales, Australia</span>

    Trivia ain’t easy

  • http://www.MetalSlut.com Kai<span class="comment-author-location"> from Reseda, CA, United States</span>

    I can make a great case for DV/DA being totally NOT gay… Just sayin’

  • osman<span class="comment-author-location"> from Salt Lake City, UT, United States</span>

    When i was 13/14 years old i used to jack off in this pretty small public jaccuzzi by putting my weewee on the hole where the air blows…so now it got me worried what if some female got pregnant when they sat in it? i doubt it. that’d have to be some fuckin michael phelps sperm to swim that good, and besides there was probably chloroform or some shit in the water that killed it.

  • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
  • DVDASA<span class="comment-author-location"> from Los Angeles, CA, United States</span>
  • donfre<span class="comment-author-location"> from Poznan, Greater Poland Voivodeship, Poland</span>

    Another top show. Love you people like crazy. Shout if you ever come to Poland, Sweden or Denmark…. Loads of sick people here, perfect audience.

  • Underling<span class="comment-author-location"> from Fontana, CA, United States</span>

    David continue making fun of the way that Yoshi speaks. I crack up every time when you start mimicking yoshididnt. It’s DVDASA all day!

  • Blewis<span class="comment-author-location"> from Houston, TX, United States</span>

    On the contrary, that is exactly Stern’s current interview style.

  • TAIKEL<span class="comment-author-location"> from Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv, Israel</span>

    Joey, the people have spoken! you should have your own podcast…

  • Leviticus<span class="comment-author-location"> from Marmaduke, AR, United States</span>

    I love how much Sammy became extroverted once he was drunk.